Game Grumps - The Best of ZELDA: TWILIGHT PRINCESS Vol 1

well hello everyone no are you ready for a new zelda adventure great let's do it going for the accent mark right away huh I'd like to buy a vowel to album it's it's yes so this is the most exciting introduction you I mean oh yeah I guess I gotta heard these [ __ ] cattle much obliged there but okay go and herd those little scamp's into the barn for me oh so much fun I I love first quests go let it be known that one of the first commands that I could do in the Zelda game is press a to whoop or again press a repeatedly to have you played this all the way through of course I have really dude I played this [ __ ] day one I waited in line at a Toys R Us to get a weed no [ __ ] yeah did you like it at the time of course I did cool it's [ __ ] like the greatest moment of my life do you like it now not really god dammit hey wake up's pants it's morning already who died [ __ ] window was it like chairs or anything up here no like yeah well this is my little look you know looking window so when so when somebody this is literally okay so this guy runs up and the kids run up and they're like hey link and I'm literally like hanging out on the bottom floor and I could just walk out the door and say hi or I could climb up two ladders yeah it's your incredibly inconvenient people Oh good morning did you come to get the fishing rod that : made like a young mom yes prepartum has been difficult did you get did you come to get the fishing rod hold on let me berth it so you're getting married Cheryl yeah it's really me yes very very pinched nose upturned like a pig you've squinty eyes angry eyebrows a dipped constantly furrowed brow a mushroom haircut with a widow's peak his shoulders are very hairy it's just my dream guys his head looks like a tasty cake his head like a salt and pepper shaker okay if he was a chef's hat put the chef's hat with his head it's got a flat face and like the really horizontal cha it's quite his whole head is kind of cylindrical its ears stick out here's a pencil thing kind of feel like mustache his shirts below his nipples it's a dream you don't suppose he's thinking he's gonna catch a fish do you ha ha first get cat catch gets no fish any friends when he talks it's got a really rough and annoying voice it's kind of like cartoony in the face but his body looks really realistic he has all of the STDs I do not understand what this gift of yours is though he just picks up grass and then makes weird noises with his mouth he's like I'm blowing into it mm-hmm oh what's up friend so that's the thing I can do yeah I guess so it did it mention that you could do that why are you throwing me into the wall man [ __ ] Fred didn't like that not gonna wait for the [ __ ] cutscene for the bird to show up again he's coming chill relax [Music] that's him make a u-turn like really frustrated was that one longer than the first one yeah I think so oh my god we gotta be kidding me yeah you gotta be kidding me no no that you would contempt of cat what I guess you can't get it what the [ __ ] oh I'm sick of this already alright oh look I could just grab it do you have five rupee thanks I guess that's not what I wanted to do mmm [Music] you know I can picked up don't you baron we're doing a show but he's followed me loves me I know I have no doubt that if we were playing this by ourselves you would be picky about putting dev for the next 40 minutes and we would both be tickled pink and spade you [ __ ] I mackaninee Oh Aaron please hey and hell yeah crawl into that hole they hear it this is how walk crawl what what what mm that's nice still bumping and thumping ended up in the same place squiggly squiggly is my fault is my force coming you whoa Nora no naeun hey guy to us you look stupid I don't like video games damn I know that why do you force me to play them you asked me to join this show I don't even it's not that I don't like Zelda I just don't like fun can we just get a slow zoom on that [ __ ] monkeys face oh my god it's like one of those freeze frames from Ren and Stimpy she's actually a pretty nice gal that monkey she tried to protect me so we got captured together like knowing deer she tried to protect me definitely not to keep me safe so I'd be fattened up for the meal you're not gonna mention this to my dad art kid I don't even know who your dad I don't even know who the [ __ ] you are he's always tired never ever he says it's dangerous yeah well [ __ ] baby yo he says I can get caged up with a monkey but I think you really can't tell it really you have to promise by I need to spread my wings and fly spreads gnuplot coming in from the left return I came as soon as I heard did my son run away from you but it looks like you have brought him home already I apologize such a tasks would not fall to you here scream this whole game is tasks that should fall to you frankly time to get some goat in goat encoding they see me go dirty gotta catch me whooping dirty I don't want to talk to you god damn it Spencer are you going to see you yeah no it's just me but those guys don't normally wear people to i'm spins you think usually we go see a yo [Music] [Laughter] wait hi i'm daniel avidan and this is my character real yeah yeah yeah okay just let me go to my girlfriend we're so far bus wings of the way way where I hate it scary movies I used what you could chase me out a white horse sometime can you you're too poor office sheets we got a whoop like a master boy [Laughter] it happens ears wiggling oh my god it's what out of your league hey guys oh my god boom holy [ __ ] oh god what whoa I didn't know that was a thing that happens yeah whoo baby it's let's wolf link this got interesting it's Zant there he is oh it's cool right yeah like him he looks like he looks like one of those car washes you drive through and then it starts to get really loud and you're like ah it is time for you to choose wash your car or die oh yes a question for all the land and people of Hyrule ha ha ha life sorry I lost my train of thought get that heart man it's right there Oh for the taking yeah there you go I took it and then and now you have full health when you fall to your death sweet dude hey man laughs you gonna want out of life food shelter love none whatever forget it you can't eat love and you can't [ __ ] food unless you're dedicated to the culpers ham sandwich totally [ __ ] TTT see baby Twinkie absolutely [ __ ] rotisserie chicken for debate you could [ __ ] a rotisserie chicken of course you could [ __ ] a rotisserie chicken it's like 10 ways you could do it oh then I can think up off the top of my head right now and not from memory definitely not off this list I'm ready you know so we're there now covered in Twilight you might not be come back here but do you still want to go yeah nods is heavy I mean you could have [ __ ] warned me that that's how I'd be travelling Jesse no you'll be travelling via choke fox yeah the feeling's even more dangerous than the last let me just say this don't try to head into that fog without looking around carefully okay okay what fog like don't know whoops that fog you failed to look around carefully oh well what the [ __ ] else am I supposed to do I got an experiment first shake it shake it shake that healthy bullet in Philly there was a place for african-american hair care products and I went in there once or twice and and I looked really stupid and [Laughter] [Music] the lady behind it was like thank you [Laughter] it's a skirt and aisle three and then you can go yes in a dial three my dreadlocks will look strong and charming all the better for you to look down upon while I soak my l3 prepare [Laughter] yeah just getting these kisses nice okay Aaron are you getting are you like being sponsored by penis mutilation how many times you're gonna say that's that phrase [Music] we'll see the like Chinese cut of the vendors to everyone's favorite one yes oh cool I added it to my stamp collection how nice you didn't I didn't know you didn't yeah you you don't find the stamp collecting to be the most engaging engaging part of the zelda catalog you know I hadn't thought about it but now that you mention it no this thing is a [ __ ] nightmare [Laughter] no I wouldn't oh good Oh No he's a bomb pooping yeah oh yeah no stop come back here oh my God he's really crapping up a store you should probably kill him with a long-range weapon I don't remember this at all little guy he's got what I will never protect him like twice as hard there you go gotcha thank goodness I'll miss him Oh God and you look so much better like this in those dusty old clothes anyway then those testy so let's get going oh yeah she oh I guess midden is a furry so I guess I'm not alone right everybody bienvenido toilet princesses welcome back to gelda welcome to the most famous place to take a dump toilet princess take a royal [ __ ] on this garbage heap but is Elmo the worst one Tolu Bridges tries to be dark but turns out to be door oh this is my daughter Luda hey what's up I'm Luda I'm 14 I love my chemical romance let's just hang out please return to Ordon and inform the parents that their children are free from harm give them my word as a creepy man by himself in a desert yeah just say my name they know me yeah whoo oh [ __ ] he's with our children don't worry he's alone with them oh no don't worry there's another man there another strange man come quick inside oh geez buy me dinner first have you seen my children oh good you did see them oh what's that you left them in the desert with a man great I love this I really love this beautiful you couldn't bring them with you I mean you we were on horseback but you couldn't well that's good rude Renato is an old friend if they're in his care then we can relax their dad oh damn this is intense no my god did you win I only wish I could grow up to be an adult instead of dying right now it's Jeff Spence who saved me didn't you only for a little while my young ill friend you can do anything can't save you from the Black Death you could do something to help the gorons in the mine - can't you Spence oh geez [ __ ] Ardea fine oh yeah like can we have a minute to celebrate this yeah what are you my mom yeah so weak no don't touch him the infection has spread yeah I will dispose of this child thank you for this meal Wow yeah what I can't believe after all that I didn't get to eat it oh it's raining our patriarch went inside to investigate it's anger how exactly do you plan to fight the monsters in here without a shield you perishing in a place like this isn't gonna do me any favors so why don't you equip yourself properly before you regret it man have you never seen game grumps Midd nuts socks you're doing great the game doesn't suck just this situation that I put myself in sucks I'm not [ __ ] on the game dan said he wouldn't be friends with me unless everybody liked this video that did not have what you said don't even take it back I have it on camera don't I never said that well we didn't say it after we started the episode you said it in between but we still recorded it really then play it right now play right now seed sit I don't know what been played not because it was absolutely that okay well oh then what what thing did you not say what what's the thing that I said that you said that you claimed you didn't say what was that what was that thing well you lied about me saying that everyone should like this video if Aaron wants me to still be friends with him thinking what about it I would not be smiling like that link I would not be like what a cute little pet I have Lucas kind of like it's like kind of cute are you out of your [ __ ] mind it's a nightmare creature and I would die if I saw I would die of scared if I saw them walking around my room yes it's kind of cute in that little portrait in the bottom left is it not kind of cute like whilst out there are angles that you can look at parts of it with from rather and it looks okay the side is not one of those idols dude this part rules this is cool it's not I'm just gonna say very creative slow as [ __ ] how does his tunic stay down oh yeah you don't only get some hot but right now that's the thing right like [Laughter] sorry just the way you fell there's some link [ __ ] hot drawings of him and Link to the Past manual of him like falling and you can just see like straight bullet really yeah so floating it's like dude what happened like come on just get rid of the [ __ ] you were to the pants show the leg daddy would he'd need I feel like they would have given you leg if it weren't for this stage where he's to name flipper maybe the pants now this is definitely one of the thoug deist links look at this [ __ ] thought damn look like a snack over here I mean he's very well proportioned like I wouldn't want to I wouldn't want to bang the winwaker link he's adorable he's cute and Skyward Sword link he has he has too much youth about him but this link this link is hot try this link is [ __ ] [ __ ] thinking I'm not smarter you're clever boots I've got all the smarts you guys you gotta see me spits speed to get to Sirius baby there's monsters tempt me with the other kids but they must have taken it somewhere else we never even thought I could go on I would old and think of you idiot hold that space didn't that was too close hey just throw from a slight distance ern goodness gracious yeah there we go yeah I'm the best boy yeah that is link goody-two-shoes Oh bastard what happened I don't know I just do it so well I know I was a little slower next time Oh freaking yeah you gotta fly look at that rock butthole right there that's an anemone iron yeah it's an anemone of my wiener cuz it's too tight you know I'm sayin it doesn't leave a [ __ ] were you you kind of lost me a little slower a little slower I'm doing it as fast as I could yeah I know that hence the reason I said a little slower oh my god she's gorgeous oh man that's you Aaron well I'm not good at doing girl voices let me do a boy voice I can [ __ ] do any voice on the planet okay do any voice you want okay Huckleberry Hound my name burger ham why I was really amazing do another one snagglepuss my name snaggle alright okay oh my god please thank you both my people in the spring which is the water source of all lands of Hyrule oh thank you let teachings of old past to you take sword in hand and find me could you please remove us from them you dropped this toon alligator snake were you kids playing ball in my yard Aaron you're a big old [ __ ] goose Cooper get rid of the worm and scoop the go scooper girl we meet again okay so somebody just to talk about this guy for a second mm-hmm people were talking about you know we're talking about oh maybe it's dead link and it's like oh it is yes is the theory I guess or whatever yes and then in another episode I was like why is he wearing a green tunic and then somebody sent me an email and it was like because you're wearing it like there's my [ __ ] anywhere get a green bin well how stop yelling it's not even the same [ __ ] tunic it's a different one it's got different stitching and [ __ ] in it and you really think that that shit's gonna last like 400 years they're gonna be like oh sweet I'm gonna put this [ __ ] on it's [ __ ] 400 years old I really thought you were going to use this opportunity where you were like stop everything to tell me a cool piece of Zelda lore that you had found out but you were actually gonna just talk about someone who annoyed you did annoy me I just needed I just felt the need to comment on it okay fair enough thank you for your emails you know if you're sitting down playing video games all day you're [ __ ] doing your self a disservice yes it is true it's like get up and stretch those feet and that's a butthole on the wall that's straight up a butthole I mean that was a buy it dude that's a butthole that's made down and look in the mirror and tell me that's not exactly the last bottle the queen is in the spirit room because she was killed remember she told you to go find her son did I find her son no that's what you're supposed to be doing air you can't be serious no no that's not true wait hold on grace Rallis but that's why we're trying to get to the bottom of lake hylia so I think they should help us yeah so the Zoras will help us I gotta talk to a very specific Zorba no it's one remember the absorb boy was sick and the two women were sitting over him he was wounded they're like how did it or a boy get here you remember this oh [ __ ] those in Castletown yes castle down sick boy is that where we're supposed to go probably no [ __ ] my life it's okay I can get there too Jeff really yeah can you warp there no but I can get there - Jeff oh boy we're gonna hear about this one oh look they're sending friendly notes to you but like actually good and not acts they're Erin they're welcoming you by lighting your way Thank You friends suck it working Lord is this everyone's favorite part it's definitely not their favorite part to watch sorry everyone we're trying tough dude maybe if dig me get you goose maybe you can kill the bird once there okay okay okay got the bird come on baby come on light him up light them up you killed by the bomb a drop [ __ ] Wow can't say I didn't see it coming yeah [Laughter] carts on fire no [ __ ] it's gonna [ __ ] flame on it's Chris Evans before he was Captain America oh oh now the bird wants a piece what is happening yeah I [ __ ] get it things I'm fired I'm gonna hit you know I can't choose your truck oh boy just let themselves burn inside the holy [ __ ] that was [ __ ] funny here we go we are not ending this episode until you beat this I got it I gotta make it happen I know yeah eat [ __ ] he [ __ ] and [ __ ] die and burn in hell you goddamned warthog riding [ __ ] goblins now that I said this episode is not ending oh my god get off the [ __ ] juice alright I'm off the horse it's easier to aim without the [ __ ] horse yeah just let the bird come to you in which I'm doing it doing it bro alright [Laughter] oh I'm pretty sure we can do this Bullet For My Valentine what do you think good it was a loud one yeah no I know it's serious okay how you doing I'm good sweaty mom's spaghetti oh my god yes oh thank Jesus [Laughter] right before this started I was like you know what you're doing Aaron hell yeah to be very stable I bet they'd break pretty easily if you hit them with enough force don't you think what did she say that's amazing that you and I could like one of us could read it the other ones would sit there watching in silence and both of us retain nothing it's incredible welcome to game grumps everybody yeah geez we try she said something about forest ask her again she's right there I don't want to talk to midnight she's gonna teach you what to do yeah but she's always like passive-aggressive at me I'm like oh man there's milk in the fridge she's like oh who put it there yeah well you know who's gonna be aggressive aggressive towards you if you don't learn what to do me yeah Torche I thought it was I thought it like that first boss of the episode that got lost with the big orange and red eye oh yeah yeah he was scary I got scared I couldn't sleep that night so good I was like actually I'm scared hell we please scary level of Zelda she was like shocked she was not she's never pushed me down the stairs and my shoes fell off I'm very hurt about this like Microsoft dinosaur see my body kicked me in the groin Fong's me on the head call me a little baby so I had them I had to carry them around the house the whole night tried to put them down put them down oh god I always forget it are there more tits now there's many tips there's more than there were right notice all the tits I didn't think there were oh dude there's tons of tips and there's back tits too I heard they're all the net why the net tits because man oh I'm sorry are you not attracted to neck tits nope well good for you this would destroy your ass oh my god oh it gets all like it gets all flustered when all the babies die and it tries to yeah it's all what an [ __ ] right because I murdered all of its children just cuz I came into its cave and started murdering its children look she really watches like this [ __ ] like diligent she's got like a sad kind of look on her face - oh no it's like not little Charles Oh God Brent does a lot of metaphors are you kidding me wait give me an example he's just got a metaphor for everything you know like kick the tires and and whenever he's explaining something he's like oh you know it's like the scuba divers and you're like what the [ __ ] you - oh I guess well if he says like it's then it's a simile not a metaphor simile ISM it's like know what a simile is you dang fool then you know that it uses like or as it's like I'm gonna suck your dick are we like five percent of the way through this ya know there's like eight more temple oh my god take a while man oh oh now he's high oh now he's hot oh no he's not look at those look at those teeth look at him [ __ ] hottie is dude he's got those lips and like the [ __ ] pretty boy chin dude he's hot and those teeth Fox no see they're a deal-breaker for me personally I mean I wouldn't let him suck my dick but like I'd let him suck my dick though please - did you I don't like the dog I'm just let's just I'm just gonna admit it I don't like the dog I love this design I don't like playing is the dog it's really frustrating that hops all over the place and the camera doesn't know what to do it looks awesome I don't like playing as a dog I'm not saying that because I'm absolutely clearly a furry oh my god that [ __ ] furry compilation that went up a bus as [ __ ] great bus is a strong term it's like yeah yeah I like our characters [ __ ] Matt Jesus Christ I thought it would be easy it's never easy if I land on the same platform as that my die isn't that fun that is flips great I die oh but then they go opposite directions no I don't want that shazbot oh wait wait no no that got this I got this I got it going on yes oh I'm like Stacy's mom that's absolutely correct no yes okay oh [ __ ] no no it's fine yeah no no no no no that's fine oh oh he's following me he's chasing me he's scaring me but what if omean frick frick these monsters these beasts I'm a dumb boy I admit it oh the master sword it's the master the Masters Oh it's a masters like SIF dude he's like SIF how's he gonna pull out with his little adorable paws he's gonna take it out with his chompers dude or he's just gonna yeah and link was dead from that point on eat it yeah oh my god thank you is it dead nope oh my god this thing sucks oh maybe you're the one that sucks not the one that's gonna die no oh my freaking God I'm out of here dude all right I hate this according to this walkthrough you should also have like 10 heart pieces by now yeah I don't have any yeah I didn't get any they have 6 I didn't get any that's not good you start this game with 6 oh boy really no that's not true you know you start Skyward Sword to 6 yeah I've been OH so what's after the Master Sword I don't know we're gonna have to pause well it's next time I gave her it's time anyway ok we're gonna get our bearings and well welcome back everyone's really thrilled with us right now riveting come on dude hey man we got the Master Sword and stuff I went into a little cave never no no we got the Master Sword we did not get the Master Sword and stuff no I did the whole just that's life I love Eaters I've heart pieces dude well what do you want me to do about it I don't know we should have been collecting them more I'm not dying yeah but we'll get to a point just like in majora's mask where you're like this is impossible because we only have half as much of life as we should I mean it's kind of weird Shh it's kind of weird when you see like my hand against your face and it just looks like a tiny baby hands and you'll come with me won't you or else I will claw your eyes out you've enchanted me tiny disgusting creature yes I will flit your tweet but just like once never yeah yeah say the only sound he makes in the entire game tear out the [ __ ] man yeah chimp cap tip let's mod this game to just have like a thousand voice clips just different like ah dammit my favorite my favorite modulating my favorite voice mod ever was Wolfenstein 3d my friend did a version where the dogs are like Ark bark favorite bark bark like nothing else is different just that no I mean everyone like when you see Hitler he's like hey what's up we don't I can I combine fire the lantern with I think so arrow how do I do that oh then I'll do that and then that no I think it said press something - something fire well really on the lantern description what press the button oh oh I could just do with the lantern the hell am I such a dumbass dude Wow no wonder people think I'm stupid it's cuz I am oh look a lamp how many arrows will I have to shoot at this watch ever the [ __ ] hello Todd no Todd and his friends they can't come over but you have stunt race FX you know I've worked with a grumpus and that's awesome and Townsend Coleman and so those are big huge names you got you've dropped those names so I'll well I've already mentioned those boys before on game grumps yeah yeah their actual stories like how I work with them we're literally talking about people we've worked with in order to connect us to Kevin Bacon it was the entire premise of this conversation listen I understand you're in a very small enclosure and there's a scale of man and you're very stressed out right now you got that thing good for you with those can I hear it can I hear you say some sabi [ __ ] yeah they're I mean they're just they're just like you know like that [ __ ] yeah you know like that yeah like I can get really throaty with it like [ __ ] ruled can you say various things like turkey with lettuce no man that's pretty good I'd serve that zombie right can you say do you know the code to the bathroom oh it's a eight one six two four no no I'll make an exception this time [Music] [Laughter] he's really cool [Applause] [Laughter] whoa is he sleeping yeah he's a little sleepy bear man just one of the many like characters in zelda minding its own business before you have to come along and stab it in the head well he tries to kill me reeking no havoc on the countryside red eyes looking at me from the deep in decade he's probably friendly roll boy this is crazy like mr. Toad's Wild Ride bow oh they're forming a protective barrier of scale and man whoops when they come up like bowling pins yeah yes Queen this is a sleigh [Music] it ain't over chief you're like I'm dead [Music] my dad oh yeah are you freakin putting me but but but but you losing your mind a little bit attended that [Music] [ __ ] ow [ __ ] shink great job Aaron yeah freakin dingus man thanks man appreciate it ready you know Friday balls you're out of those balls the earth he was known as a demon thief an evil magic wielder renowned for his ruthlessness you know the guy who was in every game sometimes he's a pig come on buy some divine prank he too had been blessed with the chosen power of the God that's when we knew we were like righteously [ __ ] we were so out [Music]

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Views: 285,596

Keywords: game grumps, arin, zelda, sequelitis, danny, nsp, egoraptor, comedy, rage, critique, mad, sucks, video games, nintendo, wii u, twilight princess, laughter moments, best moments, compilations, best of, funny, let's play, horse, fire, carriage, wolf, furry, spantzz, legend of zelda

Id: Pf1pFepcdiw

Length: 49min 39sec (2979 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 17 2019