Game Grumps - Best of PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY (Cases #1-3)

my god well peenics right is something I've heard about forever so I'm very excited about it and let's do it okay oh god damn it why me is that the woman saying that yeah always dropping my statue repeatedly onto people's heads death despair oh I'm gonna do it I'm gonna die sounds like he wants to die good great detective work man we can use that as our piece of evidence yeah that [ __ ] my first case is a fairly simple one the case of this slowly spilling ketchup murder is a serious charge for your client's sake I hope you can control your nerves thank thank you your honor my nerves are very well cold yeah just kidding mr. right given the circumstances I think we should have a test to ascertain your readiness yes your honor damn it hands shaking I say mom spaghetti boy if I were [ __ ] Larry Butz I'd be freaking out right now you don't know what evidence is look at my [ __ ] finger hey kid I was going door-to-door selling subscriptions when I saw men fleeing an apartment I thought he must be in a hurry because he left the door half open behind him thinking it's strange I looked inside the apartment and there was the girl I killed that witness must have lied missed testimony or is your client really do you hold the key it's in the evidence where's the key it's in the evidence but I don't see a key look inside the evidence you found the body at 1:00 p.m. you're sure yes it was 1:00 p.m. for certain this is all baseless conjecture baseless all your base are belong to us thanks dad girl I almost had him damn would we miss sorry Larry I failed you there's nothing I can do about it now I guess I'll go home and and [ __ ] my wife not so fast mister sigh this Court finds the defendant mr. Larry Butz guilty totally awesome oh yeah this Court is adjourned now who wants pizza and popcorn I do that guy does like that guy is my dude come on brewskis everybody say how about dinner on me just we'll drink a toast to innocent buds oh I don't want to drink a toast to your innocent but you know what I'm saying good wine yeah really read between the lines and drag that one out of nowhere gathering information is my business you see why I should have been more careful my name is Alexander MacDougall McPhee gathering information is my business you see oh my dear Miss Faye I am so very sorry but I'm afraid I must ask you for one more thing your eternal silo crap farewell miss fairy no not me uh how many [ __ ] there how many people is this clocker to kill what oh yeah she's dead no oh oh I said it would have been great if it's like a nice comfortable chair hmm I wonder if it's mine now okay just start like grabbing her hand with a pencil and just writing out like and to Phoenix right I leave in my favorite chair signed bean I mean Mia like you write that all out she's staring right at me she's holding a phone in her hand how could how could that woman even see her she's under the window okay all the Chiefs important documents are packed in here maybe that comes into play damn oh she's a plant oh my god that the other guy told her to call that would be the craziest it would it would be just in line with this game oh my god oh my god why you [ __ ] die stop [ __ ] dying dad morning I woke up and I thought I'm gonna marry someone today I got a call from my sister the first person who calls me is gonna get murdered she wanted me to hold onto a piece of evidence video coming trial evidence yeah the clock shaped like the thinker the one Larry made how could that have been evidence in a case she said something about that I remember do you want to hear it in her own voice her her own voice yes I'm pretty sure a conversation is that myself oh my god I thought she was gonna like channel her cuz she's a spirit medium interesting you say that well can't you contact me a spirit then we could just ask her who killed her I'm sorry the ESP I have is extra super penis you all done pal yes thank you I'll be heading out now oh wait one more thing I wanted to mention to you I'm going to explode from the inside out I cut myself shaving this morning and I am embarrassed so I placed a capri-sun straw into the back of my head it's causing the me to inflate and deflate at an alarming rate as the ceiling fan blows air into the capri-sun straw and through my body hey whoo I don't suppose you play I'm talking to that witness observed incident you sent just like a lawyer in the movies someone's dead I like a man with a big vocabulary I like you man was a big penis sorry I've zoomed out I was like don't say penis penis that's quite a painting haha you noticed it's my pride and weight did he tell you to get the [ __ ] out of here like five minutes why are we still talking about painting some for small talk alright it's my pride and joy impressive isn't it well isn't it the colour of the sky the hue of the see the vivre of the straw hat it's worth at least three million three million I have no intention of parting with it of course no I won't sell it not even to you a sexy young man like yourself with the windswept hair and such I was not interested it's I'm not buying jeez he doesn't want he doesn't want to sell it thank you I get that anyway guess I'll go back to Maya and be like hey that [ __ ] didn't you the hell's going on the police's consultation with a medium had all been carried out in a secret of course but a man found out about it and leaked it to the press he told other papers that my mother was a fraud and the media jumped on a big-time she my mother became the laughingstock of the nation I say we are we are the use of the nation it's a PUD song look it up excuse me P OD yeah people of doo doo doo doo dee doo i actually don't know what it stands for huddle of dud last question you are innocent right [ __ ] and I trust you so you trust me - okay it's a deal so what next do I trust her let me use this flow map of the office to explain this is where the penis was the body was detached and flaccid and huge comparison to the chair why didn't you testify about this vital piece of information at her time was Miss May the court would like to remind you to please omit nothing in your testimony promise wing disk disk oh my poor sweet dumb [ __ ] Phoenix right miss may I think it's high time you went shopping for a better excuse Oh dip that's a sick burn you know what I gotta admit myth huh myth excuse is not on sale today oh [ __ ] oh she pissed damn yo okay so the killing happened around 9:00 at night why that's just when I was getting room service from that sweet bellboy room service iced coffee I believe it was its coffee you know like normal Kathy like code if you don't drink it quick the ice melts and then you have regular cold coffee yeah iced coffee think jiggle I'm making this up has the bellboy wink if what I brought room service sir she the guesser she favored me with an umbrella and embrace er sir what is it that and brass er is that the French for embrace I'll say it's French for kiss sir but not a French kiss sir more of a peck on the cheek why would she have done that I believe perhaps she was momentarily swayed by my prim demeanor sir it was a moment I shall never ever forget sir the guests had requested iced coffee $18 was the charge as I recall I see $18 doesn't that seem a bit expensive yes well iced coffee for two you know and we don't skimp on the ice that's right there were two glasses what did he say slap what did you say oh rather quite bellboy tell us the truth now was someone else staying in miss Mae's room I object that was objectionable yes she had two coffees dog oh he got you much that's too much iced coffee here we go oh [ __ ] here we go again please you're scaring the security guard look at his face he's terribly he's barely keeping it together we are really getting somewhere baby dude we're getting the evidence that we need we're getting the testimonies that we need to put [ __ ] red white behind bar barbar owner of the blue corporation so red white and blue you know what that means oh this game is anti France yeah that's that's god save the queen okay so we are a company of the future you might say we are the future sell information what is this Facebook its myspace actually we have been game grump into for many many hours now we're we're [ __ ] knee deep in this [ __ ] we got to find out well we already know who did it but yes got to find out how to get it done yes this is our last episode of the night because we are [ __ ] dead my throat hurts I'm parched my penis is even smaller so you're saying I'm gonna be guilty end of story well not you yeah yeah you're fine I will do anything to get my verdict mr. right anything if you proclaim this man guilty I'll suck your dick the prosecution rests all that I can hope to do is get every defendant declared guilty so I make that my policy geez Edgeworth you've changed into a small girl why do I always feel like it's the end of the world and I'm the last man standing which someone just brain me with the same clock statue that kills everyone in this world and kaboom kaboom baby mm-hmm present damn wait right there I'm gonna [ __ ] kill you mr. white the victim died from a single blow [ __ ] you [ __ ] dumbass I mean of course this is the face I make when I'm being peed on this is it what do you have to say to that herb now that's now it's my chance to hit him where it counts in the head with a statue okay changing the controller like a like a ding dong dumbass Rin is changing control loose right now as we speak - should we pause the episode okay I'm watching oh you clever bastard amazing yes wow this is what you all tuned in for right Phoenix sure I know that voice Mia what never give up Phoenix Mia go again your honor please give me one more chance I promise you this is the last time I live hmm nope but as mr. Edgeworth has noted the trial is more or less finished mr. Edgeworth do you have an opinion on this matter and the trial now and I'll suck your dick well Your Honor I understand there must be quite a bit of pressure on you but I think you'll agree you can't judge me guilty under these circumstances how could it happen to me I sucked all your dicks hmm I'm lucky I had both you and Mya on my side huh just another case of a man getting the credit of two women I'm glad you made it and now that I've pushed my spirit deep within this body I can truly take over at this living host Thank You Phoenix she's obsessively dead from now on even though she lives in torment and blackness deep within her own body like a prison Thank You Phoenix oh oh oh new new episode aw I missed the first part that's fine for the last time steel samurai here know the mood brush furnace the last moon you'll ever see see you in Hell evil magistrate please don't curse it's the first minute of our YouTube video don't say he'll ring ring ring ring knocking over she jumps out the window what it's not what yes of course we'll be right there he wants to kill us both with his samurai spear he wants to confess to the murder let's go Nick go go where - samurai need attention 100 times in the chat board but it's a little late for that don't you think obviously is not gonna do again something wrong No [Laughter] absurd this is getting off to a great start I know I know you're disappointed aren't you disappointed oh no oh no no it's okay this is the real me lurch yes I saw him but mr. powers says he was sleeping in his dressing room I'd like to change my story oh I'm sure he would say that he's no fool but he was the only one that walked by he's the killer you can bet your biscuits on it not my biscuits oh my sweet sweet biscuits isn't it time for you to be heading home check ours [Laughter] think you would entrust his fate to use of such unreliable appearance okay really really really anyway you may pass but only left from here towards the studios to the right is my private outhouse right that's the employee area that's what I call my dukey's my employees what exactly are you two doing here what's your style huh hey you can't just go around saying pal like that that's Maya Deren character trait pal character all right we're just getting made more myspace references consider a game in 2004 yeah I looked it up on my myspace detective gumshoe what's down that path to the left looks like a tree fell down over that path I'll take a picture for from my myspace oh yeah that was kind of dangerous what song do you play when someone visits your myspace file am I in your chopping all day stop that Dave I'm doing so well right now and yesterday I was only rehearse offer I shouldn't think about that oh yeah we were like totally bleeding money and in the morning we went through the action sequences in the employee area WP and Hammer were there I don't call him JH but whatever along with everyone else the employer yeah that's what powers is dressing room is right yes yes that's the plan jackhammer was using his crazy serrated edge sword and it was so scary it made me hot after eating lunch there mr. hammer went to studio one and he was like this is what I'm dying today hey [Music] you sensed yes several times some other studio employees maybe nah I have sixth sense - I have a gift and I'm also helping criminals and that I'm on the road for the law and I'm sad tired statue so you could say I'm a small medium and large well so stupid well no it's like not like a 1920s for the child yeah what was that what was that like little spasm you had just this is that gonna go security later please miss Maya I think I might go this alone after this you guys you can just go home I would like to move on to some testimony yeah what enjoyed some testimony up in here judge would say that believe it be sold by the cabinet the Chess Club enjoy here call me an Omega no describe regular a shot objection rec I object to the witness's talkativeness objection sustained the witness will refrain from rambling on the stand I was just getting to the good part dairy perhaps we can get to the testimony because Dan is getting confused with all these voices now the witness was stationed at the main gate on the day of the murder correct yes II I wives and to get to the scene of the murder someone would have to pass by you you know your stuff dari you may begin your testimony she sure is one a hell of an old bag look at this photograph one more time every time it makes me laugh this what is that on Joey's head photo was taken by the camera at the game for the studio's correct this photo was taken by a camera at the gate for the studios correct yessiree Sonny and stop rapping she could have briefly left her post to steal the seal samurai costume just deal the steel and slipped into studio one the scene of the murder why would she go through the trouble of wearing the steel samurai costume the camera wouldn't see her you dumb bastard she did you get to be a judge she knew the camera the gate would take her picture if she was in his costume she could put the figure mr. powers I see oh wow it's so clear now excellent deductive reasoning mr. right certainly not something a monkey could have come up with I'm sure they're still there just hanging around what do you think we should do even though you just said what we should do right yeah I did say that isn't that yeah Jesus Christ man there's no point hanging out here huh all right well uh do you have any ideas let's purchase to be Salmonella oh my god I make Tilly chose the steel samurai mine are TFC read the film credits oh you're these Salmonella the most famous random jerk who breaks and blazes yeah Oh God what did you do a little cosplay cuz that costume a rock stars jury I don't understand what rock swords hey dudes save some [ __ ] for the rest of us you triggered my creative powers yes yes it's coming to me pink princess the sequel to the steel samurai pink princess warrior of little old Tokyo Oh what Oh where's that a windbag out of her to leave her post hey Nick that was her sob web raised a bar yeah sounds like she's chasing after that boy match Nash oh she trips Maya sure looks happy boy there's so much this game visually leaves to your imagination but it's very enjoyable I'm looking for us direct I can't be bothered with anything else okay how very videogame character you can can we take out some can you leave the room so she can step on me hi miss Vasquez would you spit on me and call me scum [Laughter] damn murders still be dead all right okay damn script here you go no I could get around mr. monkey mr. monkey's head aw people could have killed hammer it's over we're finished you're not finished he's finished you still get paid you good the defense attorney doesn't go to jail half half half if it hits his piss piss piss and sleepy [Music] it's wrong I don't know nothing hmm looks like a little persuasion is necessary maybe colored shoves them against the wall that's that's the color I need yeah I get far hey I don't care what kind of girl you might think I am I need that card what does that mean please I beg you please try to me trade with you yes trade cards look I'll even trade you an ultra rare premium car how convenient trade me uh-huh yeah it's a good deal for your art surround plate Phoenix can't you see she's desperate during the morning I was animation season took a little more time than I thought it would oh really a lot more time than you thought huh where did you hide the body the Fallen mrs. monkey headboard the way mrs. yeah someone said mr. monkey locked by mrs. monkey severed head um it's actually mr. monkey but Earth has a poem Keiko and somehow I feel no desire to correct him objection it's mr. monkey what did you see tell the court what you saw show me on the doll a okay I saw this steel Samurai lose a fight right okay okay you're right fell down didn't move sorry have fun editing the audio on this Ben yeah your sweet voice is like warm butter to my ears man order order butter that was epic what kind of stunter you're trying to pull right the steel samurai was the murderer not the victim yet according to your witness testimony the steel samurai was one of our huh mr. right what's going on is that a ghost next year there's a cleric decisive inconsistency with the facts as we know them in that photo why don't you just tell me just find the inconsistency - not to ask the - that is a to know up-and-up that's an S what are you talking about the backwards - it's an ass that was a close one okay they're saved by hair that's all that counts I love hair I thought seriously about going home about three times during the trial going home where the hell of then I would have said hello okay okay mr. right you did very well again today thank you oh thanks could you not look like you're about to burst into tears did you wipe that grin off your face you dang fool Hey only one day left let's make it count yes there's nearly anything [Music] I can't wait to experience fresh air tomorrow and the day after and the day after our science guy gave me some testing solution I licked the table and I'm feeling drowsy you might know our science guy Bill Nye this reacts to these sleeping pills see if there are traces it'll change color what are you ready for now now everything in due time pal well the testing solution on the plate changed color alright but that's because I peed on it so the food on this plate had been laced with sleeping pills just my pea steak plate distinctly covered in pee shed some dirt on him he'd do anything she sat upon fertilized sorry you know bad stuff just came back on I'll turn it off Aaron I'll be right back maybe you're the one who turned it off and I turned it on I was a fool for wrong wrong and guessing you don't you know bad stuff I'll be my wire what where did you get that I well Oh bag nope no kidding yeah we're there every minute for four straight days let's talk about it more inside the trailer she went inside the chair thanks Maya give it to me now oh damn nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition [Laughter] hold it right there gumshoe I heard everything pal gee Vasquez you're coming down to the precinct with me now oh she to tell me how can a person eat a t-bone steak and not leave the bone I think I know how you hate the bone - gotta be yeah you didn't need any steak during that break you took your steak and threw it somewhere like that incinerator you had a steak break but you faked the break of steak see then what was miss Vasquez doing during her break murder what's your take on the fake steak break I am as you can say a woman of petite stature how can I possibly use that have a spare as a weapon I think you would have a great deal of difficulty using that as a weapon pretty much anyone would ha yes say yes however that has no bearing on this case mmm man a samurai spear was not the murder weapon what Bishop Bishop what is the meaning of it was an unfortunate accident in Globo Studios or was it this is a photo of that very accident a word of this was leaked to the outside as you can see it's quite an it's an oopsie poopsie if they call it in the industry you liked it mr. I know Phoenix you'd um best order you dumb bastard mr. Edgeworth your thoughts you dumb bastard mmm of course it's as the witness says certainly it does seem very likely she did it but there's no proof I think she totally did it but you know it's like it's like there's not even that Edgeworth he's not he's not such a bad guy yeah like he's not great he's clearly like a self-serving pompous douche but like he's he's on the site of justice I think yeah hmm I see no issues raised by this testimony mr. right he'll cross examination okay Nick we're close real close she may be acting tough now but if you put her on the spot she's through service sponsor certifies family Keenan and twist the truth out of her Nick writes all her up and grab her and suplex her from the neck give her the DDT sneaks finishing move this is photo reveals this photo reveals the motive in this murder I'm right aren't I miss Vasquez um five years ago mr. hammer was at the height of his fame what is this new voice what are you doing Steve that schizos help a terrible accident stop under the carpet is the big moment ladies and gentlemen the case the case currently up the trial began on that date five years ago ironically enough that accident person precipitate precipitated mr. Henner's fault oh my god mr. hammer was intending to kill miss Vasquez what Your Honor jackhammer drugged mr. powers with sleeping pills jackhammers snuck into the dressing room and stole the seal samurai costume oh my god jackhammer wore the costume to fool the security lady into thinking he was powers no way then jackhammer made his way to the trailer and for what purpose you ask we'd show you but we don't do action scenes in this game to kill the Vasquez who had so cruelly taken advantage of all those years mm-hm-hm-hm-hm oh no her Gandalf pipe congratulations mr. right I lose again how's your pleasure she broke her pipe why is it in that shot good point she just has a new pipe mr. Edgeworth where did that pipe come from where's Dee Vasquez in the waiting lobby Your Honor as calm and collected as ever mr. hammer stole might cost you definitely the worst thing you did that it's bad enough that he wanted to kill miss Vasquez but he stole my costume but to think that he tried to frame me oh yeah that's right it makes me sad just [ __ ] [ __ ] up for one second in your life tell me what sad about everything huh tell me why did mr. hammer want to blame me cuz you're an [ __ ] thanks to you I'm saddled with unnecessary feelings oh my god for another man named Phoenix unnecessary feelings yes unease and uncertainty this was like scientifically formulated to be like gay fanfiction Oh Hawaii you think so oh my god yes come on unnecessary feelings since I've met you yeah right kind of necessary they only serve to get in my way oops who left this you how gentle glom you listen to me Phoenix right and you listen good you sexy sexy man don't ever show your face in front of me again or I'll be forced to come on it yeah you better be turned around the next time I see you that's what I came here to tell you to return to my home planet oh my god ah that was super super fun turn about goodbyes oh look at Edgeworth dealing with his [ __ ] pressing homosexuality I can't stop thinking about Phoenix right and the spear Phoenix the spear [Laughter] that heavy heavy spear that no woman could possibly lift he's like punching his head Lee what could be the symbolism just makes no sense [Laughter]

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Length: 43min 41sec (2621 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 03 2019