Funny RETRO GAMES moments! - Game Grumps Compilations

[Music] [Music] welcome to game grumps hello playing doom oh yeah it's doom isn't this the game that came up with the turn gibbing gibbing or is that like a like a army term or something what's that mean well it's like so you you kill the guys right like i'm shooting this guy and he's dead so he just falls over and he's a body right right but that body right next to him is non-specific right it's just chunks it's a gib oh so if you like turn the body into like mush then you've you've gibbed them wow i've never heard of this in my life yeah but it's christmas time which is the season for giving i believe it's very true yeah sure you really turn that turn that deposit i like to spin a yarn what the hell is that oh jeez that's my son dude don't talk to him like that yeah he just got home from school and he's very stressed out i need some sunny d to calm him down oh how do i get over there i just remember my friends looking at him now and being like the guy's all stoney's got red eyes [Laughter] too much coke he's got bloody nose yeah we didn't know what we didn't know where we was really like when we were 14 or 15. oh yeah but you learned oh i mean eventually yeah and it's funny to think about how like some of my friends at 15 and 16 were definitely high and i just didn't know it oh word because i just thought like they're in a silly mood today [Laughter] we want to stay a little bit back what what do you mean well you after you shot the rocket launcher at him you chased after it to make sure you were nearby when impact happened i wanted to make sure he died just want to look at look it into the glove yeah what does the baseball player say i wanted to see my victory you know give me a show but look look it into the glove is that what you said look it in the glove as in like don't take your eyes off the ball before you've caught it oh yeah i see there you go but how are you gonna pay attention to other stuff that's going on if you have to look at the ball the whole time you then begin to pay attention to the other stuff once you've caught the ball yeah but what if you know the trajectory of the ball and it's like okay that's definitely gonna get in my glove well that's when you take your eyes off the ball and drop it because you didn't look it into the glove oh man this is too much to remember it's one concept what happens if something's running at you or something then what are you gonna do just look at the ball the whole time no you're gonna look at the guy and you'll catch the ball because you're good you know you're good at the game i would think pro players would know how to shut up dan i didn't say anything you don't know anything about baseball it's exactly that kind of hubris that gets people into trouble around here gets people catching balls without having to look at them is what you mean correct what the hey was that oh ah boy oh i didn't die oh you got my message though yeah that's what language is dude yeah just yelling random [ __ ] until you accidentally sound random i said the words that which wasn't grammatically correct but you understood my meaning that's all that matters chump i'm sure you meant champ i understood your meaning yeah yeah you're right i meant shame man i just got whoa man i'm getting slaughtered over here what would happen if i just had a dang uh pistol pistola problem that's what would happen you are talking like matt watson all of a sudden what i don't know just nonsense delivered in a very like assertive way oh man this guy's coming at me like goofballs with a pistol i can't i don't know how to do a matt watson impression but it's very specific what do you mean by that man little what are you trying to say yeah talking like matt watson what's that supposed to mean [Laughter] ben schwartz is our guest on the show in the show it's david's gas crops welcome to game grumps everybody hey and welcome back one of our very favorite guests the gorgeous bench wards oh thank you for calling me gorgeous hey this is i have my total mental capacity now because i haven't started the game yet is there anything real that we want to talk about before i lose the ability to talk yes i've always been curious is it short for benjamin and game start great great theme songs dan you must love theme songs of course great theme song um mod oh yeah i haven't thought of it in a very long time aging out our demographic oh yeah i'm sitting over here like cool i'll just be over here how much younger are you than me i'm 32. i'm 38 you should look look at motto's a brother show yeah it's a great show word she was very funny thanks man the gamey grumpys does anybody else call you the game of grumpies just you man but that's what makes it more special yeah can we make that a t-shirt without it grumpies yep it's gonna give and give 50 to some charity wow all right you had me right up until the charity party it's it's the one maybe on the way down very cool oh this is extraordinary that was awesome oh no okay this is amazing that this is happening on game grumps oh my god that was a beautiful video game moment yeah i saw both your legs kick out in front it was such a perfect video game moment yeah absolutely oh everyone in the world can relate to that heaven dude yeah this is a nice little bonus stage yeah this will get our thingies up maybe these are good on dick cars yeah yeah yeah i meant to say like lives off yeah yeah sure i don't want people listening to this we um ninja sex party did a cover album ugh any time he could plug ninja sex parties no it's embarrassing he has to do a thing oh my god darren and i were conversations mark the time mark the time aaron's like i bet it happens in the first 35 minutes i was just it was important to the story all right let's hear it uh i remember one time uh a rock went through my family's window yeah um at home and uh my parents were like oh my god they're they're after the jews it's crystal knocked all over again and it ended up it was just like the a rock shot out of the lawnmower of the guy who was mowing our lawn and it went through the window i'm like you know who was german [Laughter] yeah you thought you could have went to march oh it doesn't let me skip it so you know we beat the game you're not as powerful as you think you can find oh whoa whoa wait guys aaron do all the voices yeah jamie you're more powering than you'll never hear okay all right well make them different make them different okay there's power okay but make them different okay okay here is my third [ __ ] make me enough power for genie oh that's good that's a good wish i have no choice yeah he's making me oh man spoilers oh you've never seen the movie dangerous i i just see will smith do it yeah the guy's name is salary man oh my god here's a weird piece of trivia for you are we not talking about boo-boo apparently nobody they wouldn't let them put their real names in these credits back in the day because they didn't want anyone poaching them so they all had oh my goodness really yeah that's interesting yeah that's why it's all i must have known that he must have told me that that's crazy yeah mnusui that's a real power move to call yourself salary man [Laughter] all of them ever you can call yourself anything you want call me salary man yeah call me boring yeah yeah wow never mind that's a power move hey uh i just beat aladdin yeah what do you think of the game dude good for you man do you have tall knobs number ew erin you take cold showers i know it's brutal yeah it's a terrible thing to try to get used to oh i feel like it'd make me go crazy i could i could teach you how to do it though like this is the funniest thing ever yeah aaron looked at me and almost winked and said cold showers i could teach you how to do it too sometimes yeah like take a shower with me like to be like oh you don't know how to take a cold shower is there a process breathing exercise i've only drank a sun kiss today that could be why yeah what else guys sonic what you got to put a little thing in your arm and then if it leaves a mark then you're dehydrated right really yeah that's the thing like like if you're wearing oh yeah or something and you like lift up your belt and it's like oh there's so many things that aaron keeps doing he goes yeah let me show you how to take off your pants let me show you take a cold shower let me tell you guys well there's a if you touch tongues with another man yeah yeah yeah you can find out if you're designing that's how you lose i'm gonna do it because i really want to know if i'm dehydrated there's a thermometer on all men that you could use to find out all right i'll learn i'm into it all right fine sorry ben 20 [ __ ] later you're sick all right 20 it took 20 [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah i guess welcome everybody hey all right we're playing aaron's childhood oh man i don't think are you asses i don't believe that yeah that's fine i guess you're taking a lot of damage for someone who claimed to be a master i'm i didn't claim to be unmatched like the effects well it definitely didn't appeal don't you want to get that thing yeah i'm trying oh boy oh boy oh i was trying to get the thing but oh boy but i figured i'd take some damage instead mix it up a little dan i hate you [Laughter] just afraid because he shoots his gravity at me yeah and it does more damage than your your penis pellets i can charge my damn shot you should do that then i forgot i could [ __ ] do that aaron my goodness hilarious how embarrassing is this playthrough it's like as embarrassing as it gets well it's because they took it away in later mega man games oh did they yeah they took it away and he's just really like 9 10. who do you think's weak against gravity man's uh i'm going to guess star man why would you think that because if you pull a star out of its gravitational pull uh it would go into a black hole and then it would be it would it would go away and view bye [Laughter] how about you it's german okay who do you think's week against gyroman a week against weak against flying guy probably a guy that's stuck to the ground so maybe stone man or wave man it's crystal man fantastic how would i have known that i don't know okay some of them are really random yeah it seems like it well like the first game it's like i don't think they meant to make any more mega man so it was kind of like oh what's what's weak against fire ice of course yeah like that's way like if it was it was like who's weak against penis man oh a butthole man obviously but like mega man 6 is like centaur man like who's weak against centaur man i don't know reverse centaur man with the head of a horse in the body of a human like oh [ __ ] i mean nay my face doesn't charge up my face doesn't i missed my opportunity oh [ __ ] [Laughter] it's just two yeah that's how they finished it waited and watched it dude i did wait and watch but that one was that one was sillier than the others i didn't think about that playing it was playing pp and my coke dude is playing joke oh my god did you know there's apparently a response um to the classic me chinese meat play joke me put pee pee in your coke no uh it's me american miso smart me not drink the peepee part all right that eddie he's like mega mega mega i'm gonna give you the time for this mega boy to become a mega man that is mega bar mitzvah [ __ ] this [ __ ] falling crystal [ __ ] yeah who do you think's weak against only 35 more to go um crystal man i would guess uh charge man perhaps the crystals can be used against his charges it's napalm god damn it what do you think nate paul man stages wait don't look uh the explosivo stage no what do you think when you think napalm uh vietnam yep it's vietnam really yeah oh that's inappropriate that's [ __ ] up but it's robo vietnam a lot of people died yeah oh yeah all right everybody welcome back hi i'm gonna finish this game and dan yes now that i've completed stone man who do you think's weak against stone man's ability i bet wave man because the stones would break up the waves that's charged man son of a [ __ ] you're never going to get one no absolutely not because like mario has a spin-offs and mario sports and [ __ ] right but zelda was just mainline zelda games for like 20 years i guess you're right except when the zelda characters would appear in the mario spin-offs uh right not really like super smash brothers and oh some sports stuff yeah i guess so but nothing that was like you know link's fancy ride or whatever yeah it's like what is this it looks fancy we should make that game uh oh it's link's fancy ride you better buckle up because this ride's getting fancy i love it oh my god what a great idea i did it i'm so proud of you aaron you've you've proven to be quite a man quite an attractive man well dan i'm gonna give you one last shot okay at this okay yes i have gone 0 for six this is astonishing this is for all the beans baby okay it's down to two uh-huh who's weak against charge man charge man star man or wave man i would guess it's wave man because the electricity would be very conducive to water is that your final answer yes that is correct oh hooray you did it buddy yep you flip a coin baby ooh he looks creepy you did choose waveman like four times in a row well yeah i feel like he's broken twice a day baby oh yeah oh dude can you talk about the guy who i'm actually just kidding oh man it was so sad it's horrible dude it's actually not funny we're in the bathroom of galaxy's edge and it's like you know for anyone who doesn't know galaxy's edge is the star wars park disney star wars land at disneyland yes um and and like that's the prime place for like um actually kind of people there's so much ground zero there's so much um actually you can do about star wars yes of course anyway we i was in the bathroom and like i was getting out of the bathroom and there was a guy there who was clearly like like my age like maybe like 36 or something right and he had a kid a young kid that was like four or five and the kid was like excited about star wars but like he was excited in a kid way you know he's like oh the spaceships and you know like it's like of course yeah that's exciting but like every time he would say something that he was like excited about his dad would be like well that's the imperial star destroyer dude and he they use that to destroy ships in the rebellion and then and then the kids like okay like he clearly is just like all right you're kind of ruining my fun here yeah and then he would like say another thing and then he'd be like well the empire owns those ships and it's like there's a [ __ ] kid like just let him play there's very intricate rules i'm like dude you're [ __ ] 36 and they're movies about space wizards [ __ ] grow up oh my god grow up and let this child be a child because yes oh god yeah i mean once i stopped laughing about it which did take a very long time i was actually quite annoyed by it dude i mean it's it you it's like you really want to grab it it's bad parenting you really want to grab them and just be like shut up yeah yeah just shout out as a kid yeah he's just an innocent child you're like you're putting emotional patterns in him that are going like like a thousand percent that kid's gonna be that dead yeah of course because they're 36 yeah you'll be like well my dad said it was the imp it's like shut up your dad's an [ __ ] about your [ __ ] kid's life man that's the lie that always kills me i'm like oh yeah it [ __ ] is why is everyone so angry come on man you know it's about space wizards right there's a guy named obi-wan kenobi in there yeah yeah yeah and and yoda i mean i love yoda too i love him a lot he's a great he's a puppet it's a [ __ ] puppet and baby yoda who yes i also love as if it were my own child it's just a smaller puppet we gotta chill out man there's more important things in life goddamn i'm gonna be eating shake shack at 10 pm that's a good idea always uh oh that's typically when i always eat it anyway send your condolences to my digestive tract that is the p.o box butthole lane 1156 poopy comes out of there wow how [ __ ] brutal was that denny's we had oh at two in the morning after the tool concert dude because i guess you guys had like you were sort of whispering about it during the during the concert yes because i was on the end so then it got passed down to me so susie was like by the way we're getting denny's after this so so i heard that and this was like you know maybe 45 minutes before the concert ended and and i was like i'm not gonna get anything right like i've i already feel like i had some alcohol and uh so i was like i'm not gonna have anything that's cool maybe i'll get a salad or something just to like [ __ ] just get my greens in yes we arrived at the denny's i immediately ordered the chicken fried steak that comes with hash browns two eggs yeah and four pieces of toast yeah after this is the [ __ ] whole thing after we all sampled susie's hush puppies i had like three hush puppies before god and i was like what did i do what am i doing with myself yeah i took a [ __ ] in the denny's you did that's all right that's right it was vile it was [ __ ] vile and like oh boy and i ordered chicken fingers obviously and i could only eat like two of them and i was like these are so bad i can't eat these anymore wow that was really awkward i don't know if i've ever had a worse meal in my life and i mean like it didn't damper and dampen our moods at all because we were so happy because the tool concert was amazing but jeez geez i don't know i think i'm still like emotionally recovering and you should never have to say that about a meal [ __ ] good job [Laughter] [Music] oh my god watching you stand there and study like all right here we go [Laughter] oh man that was really funny do you want to work it out off camera while i uh go get this delicious shake shack situation how am i supposed to get up there uh yeah sure cool see you babies we'll be right back i'll just watch a video there's like a fry in my sinuses dude shake shack fries like really get in your system yeah that the same thing happened to me when you gave me two fries they get all over the place there was one like up here all right it's like three hours later aaron finally beat them go figure he likes the show yeah and god bless you ben any and he goes above and beyond for like the bits and stuff yeah it really does it's it's kind of awesome and i appreciate the and i love matt and ryan i love them all right there's the butt well they [ __ ] with me a lot oh yeah in a way that i can't like [ __ ] back i'm i'm fine with being [ __ ] with like when it's like fair game for everyone but like you're just so at the mercy of like because i don't always watch the show you know so um to be fair yes i have seen these interactions play out and i'm not saying it's your fault okay here comes the butt i i the the specific interaction that i remember seeing play out was he walked in and it was matt and and you were like you're like hey you're doing a good job or whatever he's like yeah thanks music could you stop [ __ ] messing up my face in photos and then he was like oh yeah man do you really want me to stop and you were like nah it's fine that's that's a good example of me saying the exact opposite of what i truly felt yeah because i could see on his face that he really wanted to keep [ __ ] my face up he he looked at me like like i just told him that i was going to kill the puppy he adopted like but like it would have stopped right then and there if you were like no stop of course it would have i do have a great deal of trouble like pressing someone who's just given me a look that says you are taking my one joy in life away from me but it was it was i think it was because it like bothered you a little bit that made it more fun yes yes well it's always been it's the brian wex theory of comedy yes which is the exact same theory that will destroy our band one day [Laughter] uh there was a guy what was his name he was like the original acapella guy for like nerd [ __ ] he did acappella songs of all the ddr songs and then people would make like step charts for like stepmania you can make your own ddr like maps oh that's cool and people would make maps of his songs i don't know who that gentleman is that you speak of i don't know i don't remember his name it's like something chan or something jackie [Laughter] yes actually [Laughter] could you imagine if there was like a history channel and it was like the day of the zombies attacked yeah they'd be horrible i'm narrated by a dude it'd be like the the recounting of the worst day of everyone's know it'd be kind of cool you know there'd be people that would really love you know they're they're waiting they got their bug out bags and they're [ __ ] they're hunting rifles and stuff and they're like i know when the zombies come who's gonna do real bad for them yeah but those zombies will be like someone's loved ones like the bodies of like someone okay let's say that all zombies are just like criminals it was like a scientific experiment that some like jail did or whatever criminals have families that love them too well only criminals that don't have families all right we're getting real specific here right it's like oh i need to see this well maybe not i need to but like it's cool to have this like ancillary piece of content that sort of like informs some of what's going on this is not going well no it's not this is terrible [Laughter] what are you gonna do man can you beat this yeah i just i just need to get very lucky all right [Laughter] mr [ __ ] negative nancy sorry i'm sorry um yes you just get very lucky i mean that's that's how nintendo games worked that's fine it's right in the stage so it's good i got all my stuff refilled okay yay [Music] [Laughter] hey can i not go to the meeting tomorrow i'm exhausted it's like 12. i know we're gonna get out of here probably an hour before that [ __ ] [Laughter] are you gonna sleep until 11 no i'm gonna get home at 11 and sleep until 12. [Music] [Laughter] and then wake up in a blind panic are you negotiating whether or not you should come to work on the show yeah quite a quite a bold move don't you think let's talk about this afterwards yeah with everyone watching like yeah yeah aaron give him a break [Laughter] and [ __ ] like i think you're a really bad boss because she's just grinding this kid to the bone oh man i'm gonna be there i'm gonna be there [ __ ] 10 like every day you shouldn't well i am set a precedent set a precedent of what for getting me off the hook not being there for my other is that called the n-bomb oh my god that that [ __ ] it should have been thought about maybe people didn't call it i don't think they called it that in the in the early 90s oh man that is an unfortunate development i don't know if we ever made that connection before but holy crap oh man dude i will i'd love my cats let me just start right now but [ __ ] those cats man like i i gotta d every morning i make eggs and i get and first of all moch just meows like [ __ ] at me yeah i give him so much attention and he's just man and i'm like i'm trying to eat you [ __ ] yeah just give me a second yeah um what is he weak against stone man um so what the [ __ ] was this oh yeah so i make eggs almost every morning right i cook it for myself and i'm like delicious eggs right i don't i don't pet mulch while i'm cooking i i don't i clean the kitchen very well because it's my domain and i love cooking and this motherfucker's hair gets in my eggs all the time every time it gets on my [ __ ] eggs it's remarkable and i gotta pick that [ __ ] out and i'm like ugh and it always gets in my mouth and i gotta pull it out and i'm like what are you doing dude are you shooting it like a porcupine jesus christ did you just say jesus christ let's do it double dragon double dragon there's two of them okay not so many punch punch punch punch punch no he's gonna show that he's gonna throw the dud at you no that's my dot better luck next time dot face oh no he stole my dot he's gonna swing at you right away i love you i love you how does it feel to be a double dragon officially dude i'm actually i'm very proud that we occasionally get to play games from this era on the show because it it makes me feel like i'm less useless when it comes to video games as you're getting your ass beat written yeah this was a this was an unfortunate moment to are way too jumpy they figured out the jump kick situation dude yeah the jump arc's a little tricky yeah that's that's a perfect example jeez these guys are really strong yeah man you gotta watch out for their kicks and punches that's exactly what you have to watch out for wow have you played this i i yeah man years ago [Applause] [Laughter] all right let's rewind time you just got american ninja warrior yeah i don't know what it is all right well i just died but i just got an extra life rewind dude oh how do i do it show me how hold the triggers and then just move it back okay cool yeah i was fine until he hit me with that god-awful thing yes right there that's the move dude it's mike wazowski i know okay all right with the friendship uh he right got me right in the friendship zone i got best friended you got friend zoned like hard [Music] i was unaware that that was you could do it on your own oh that's great man wait ah why why why isn't it working oh there we go okay let's try this again let's try this one more time okay [Music] [ __ ] okay there we go let's try that again i'm gonna get you guys just run straight for the spikes the emblem in the back looks like like a droopy nut sack and like a tiny little peen hanging up very big for me i've beaten double dragon before one two three four it's like a really realistic looking nut sack with an iron please i'm begging you what's it supposed to be it's like it doesn't resemble anything except for a nut sack with a tiny little pin hanging down oh my god aaron please there's just no do not like i i feel like an attack we should blur it because it's so clearly a nut sack a little team you should blur it i don't know what it could be like i'm i've been i have not been paying attention to what you're doing it's a flower i think a flower i don't know or a plant of some kind not everything has to be genitalia well i'm i don't care if it's genitalia or not i'm just trying to figure out what it is oh you care deeply if it's gender and yes i do but what is it it doesn't resemble a single thing on planet earth and it's like it's and the reason it's bothering me is because it's so like realistically rendered it's not like a like a cartoon drawing or like oh it's just like a symbol on a wall it's like they clearly made it have like a specific texture and like a sheen to it and like the 3d elements of it are like really realized they're really real so it's like what the [ __ ] is it it's just a it's just a weird they okay yes i'm looking at it the actual door from the arcade version and it's like similar but it does not have the nut sack element at all it's completely lacking in the sac element like clearly it's just this weird like embossed like i don't know villain mask or something like it could be i guess but oh man they threw the nuts and peen in there they threw the nuts and peens it's i got like i'm nuts i have to find the original double dragon like development team and just be like look did you throw in a nut sack ow ow because it's 100 no bimmy and jimmy baby billy and jimmy bimmy bimmy yes bimmy lee i'll show you man put it on the screen ow vimy and jimmy there it is here look look look before you go back a year has passed since jimmy and jimmy defeated the shadow awards yeah they didn't say that dude i cannot i cannot beat this guy well he knows all my moves does he or does he just want to kiss maybe you should just let him kiss you and it'll be over the more you resist the more he kisses guys so fast in the walls not stacks in the walls bro you got this as i'm getting this [ __ ] kicked out tender little balls got this bro you got he's as good as dead look at how he's kicking you in the face look he'll drown in your blood dude he's wearing himself out he's kicking it'll wear himself out it's the rope-a-dope technique classic muhammad ali i'm gonna save it i don't care yeah i pulled down my underwear yeah you're doing that's my new rhyme for everything that's how you do it man god damn it oh gonna save it again oh nice getting some progress going i am so not above this it's amazing well go to doom 2 everybody doom 2. it's twice the doom and half the doom this is the game that made me want to play more video games i wasn't named your ass it's getting beat i know but the chainsaw will solve the problems well you say that about everything no i don't i didn't say it about my gonorrhea it is not gonorrhea you know what get your effing s out of here uh-oh uh-oh spaghettios oh boy oh it's just the shoddy guy um shoddy with a body stop so strong god i hate it no no no no oh boy you gotta be kidding me can aaron defeat level one of doom 2 yes yes oh you are a queen oh oh oh um yes see i wouldn't have been able to do that if i didn't know how to run ah oh there's a one there's a door that opens there's like what the hell you guys kidding me okay okay regroup regroup [ __ ] here they're southern air i made sure there was health in here [ __ ] just gonna shoot careful of the barrels oh f off did you shoot yourself did you injure yourself yes i did why i went that was too close i didn't realize i was too close you were shooting them so they wouldn't hurt you freaking god dude [Laughter] hello okay hello oh i have the blue key neat i guess down there in the fray oh my god you got to be right all right cool great job no no there's more oh i got him i got him i got him i got him i'm done i'm done yeah [ __ ] secrets [ __ ] any of that [ __ ] you kids oh my goodness killed everything you got all the items oh zero secrets wow look at that i don't care that's okay hey whatever i you know what it's whatever there's this level called the gantlet i think it is wait hit the map again when you can hold on i got a clear path okay um what's the map button it's the gamelan you'll never survive the game are we like trapped in boston hello go down the stairs and shoot the marin oh no no no or you could shoot between them and let them shoot you shh that's an alternative [Music] i will kiss you so hard don't threaten me with your delicious kisses oh you're delectable smooches oh hello hello friends you sure you want to waste it on that you can pick them off from a distance i mean the bullets do the same amount of damage i know but like you could use your handgun on them i guess i could no this is good that's good that was really funny i could pick him off from a distance he says yeah i mean they're not there they're miles away oh my god i love how they land okay i love how they let you play as tails but there's just not enough screams yeah there's not i can't i can't this sucks oh oh oh especially special special room oh god this sucks dude playing tails in this game is awesome oh man i didn't even want to play sonic i want to play dead rising 3. well i'm sorry my xbox is it doesn't have it downloaded yet you fool all right emerald hill zone it takes two seconds to beat this stage you call people fools a lot lately that's because it's a it's a clean non it's it's a clean gender neutral insult wow you [ __ ] see that's a gender specific and and a gender uh targeted insult if you don't even know how to be offended that's a good sign that it's not offensive and it's a gender uh [Laughter] tales tales tales [ __ ] me let's not take that out of context tails [ __ ] me because when you hit him he becomes invincible and like and like incorporeal for like a half beat so tails hit him first you're thinking of non-corporeal and intangible all right yes anyway listen to the words that come out of my mouth okay um he he hit him first and then he became see-through moved through and then i i tried to hit him but i just moved right through him and fell into the pit when i should have bounced off of him does that make sense he's a [ __ ] hedgehog my favorite use of false prophet ever was when uh on my instagram when someone else besides show feet guy said show fee and like five people responded false profit [Laughter] come on i just need six rings it's gotta be six jump up on the green thing maybe it'll launch you somewhere all right you stank [ __ ] oh that's four and then there's another four yep that's almost you six be [ __ ] kidding me you should have saved it before you did that you so how could i have possibly messed that up i don't know i just saw it happen i'm so pissed off yeah you're mad at yourself that was a lot of precision just to blow it right at the end god damn it all right he's trying so hard there has to be a great deal of people who watch this show where like when you blow it like that that's their favorite part of the show i'm sure there's many others who are like no but i bet there's a few like yes do you remember the fat boys the rappers i remember a lot of them in high school in middle school and elementary school um no they were a rap group from the 80s i think one of them died you'll never guess why [Music] but um [Laughter] you are the worst god [Laughter] i'm no better but it just gets like harder as the game progresses it's like what's up with that you tried so harder and got so far but in the end it didn't even murder it doesn't even matter [Music] hey this is going well yeah man what a fool we were to have some hubris 220. [Music] [Laughter] now we got problems yeah we can solve them bye boys what a great song hey man it's got marissa hargitay in it bless you oh f that all right we got how do we miss seven rings we can do it okay [Laughter] oh my god it's gonna be real close i know oh two oh that's here we got this dude we got nothing this is nothing come on don't even talk to me until i've had my oatmeal have you had your oatmeal no stop saying words to me you just missed it's okay i missed a ton in the last round did you did you yeah oh i missed a total ton like a metric ton oops that was the earlier [Laughter] oh god [Music] damn it it's a synchronized socket and we're the game grumps i'm gonna play some saturn hey everybody welcome back oh what what a pleasant surprise to see you all here it's pretty humble like outlook yeah jeez wow people are still watching that i am amazed did you think game grumps no okay two years that's what i gave it when we first started what do you think the oldest you could see yourself doing game grumps at is dude honestly like i feel like i could do it forever really yeah like i don't know it's at a good place now are we back to your i'm gonna die on camera scenario i know there's probably been a lot of okay whoops people who feel like ugh another format change but um you just gotta keep changing it a little bit because that's what makes it feel alive when you're doing it oh you [ __ ] stupid bastard thanks voice in my head i'm past it now man there's no going back not really because i went down the wrong path wow i know man well hey it happens you know i trusted you and you [ __ ] us okay well very kind of healing this game's impossible oh boy just get hit once and then it's just would you bam you mean impossible impossible and you never ending dead sticks you got me there 11 away what's gonna happen [Music] [Applause] [Music] here we go i don't even need this i don't care i'm super sonic oh god i'm too fast yeah you actually are going too fast if you fly let me fly baby look at me fly you look great tails like i don't understand [ __ ] oh no it's okay i can go this way or whatever my god you were so super excited fast look at me go this is what the whole game should be like i know ah [ __ ] okay back go back [Laughter] you know in japan they call him super saiyan sonic do they no no all right i was like oh like goku like in goku oh i've watched goku before look in the voyage of goku dude goku's my favorite show hey when i was a kid i thought his name was gaiku so there you go oh huh for like a hot second he was gonna save you 15 in your car insurance guy 50 10 minutes could save you tim yeah you just get like your bill in the mail and you're like you did it guy cool it's like one of those greeting cards that speaks to you [Laughter] so far away from supersonic right now there's so many freaking rings why not do that that is so much your personality like you get something new that's hap like you were just bumping along fine without it and then you get it and you're like i absolutely am obsessed with this and can't live without it no my rings why damn you exploding starfish yeah of course nothing will do now no nothing i must complete the game it's like once i have it it's just it's a snowball you know it's just like snowball sounds like the name of one of sonic's friends that we haven't met yet i'm snowball [ __ ] okay snowball you watch your language sorry but even like the puffs of smoke where it's like oh here we go oh [ __ ] oh no yeah it's like i don't know i don't know i don't need this right now i don't need this i'm gonna save it yeah oh my god oh no oh no no it's cool man i mean it's you know if i if i sort of take my time [Laughter] go on yeah then he shoots the hand at me ah that's so fast can i duck under it i don't know but you probably have to do like the save after each um hit kind of thing oh yeah i should yeah i should do that i should save like right after he lands it's a good it's a good good thing no problem thanks for giving me that tip bro pro daniel pro tip look out for tomatoes in the air their salad and should be on the ground it says daniel pro tip yeah all right let's go ahead and load that up gotcha dude oh my god you gotta be bumping me dude god this is unfair oh twice oh twice is that is that what happens he's gotten you with every wrinkle that he's throwing into that thing oh boy no what the don't stay in his body you [ __ ] idiot yay [Music] oh bump bumping of the offness oh that's a bunch of dookie is what it is a duke fest oh canada don't flip off oh my god aaron i swear to god if they add like a new thing that'd be livid dude okay whoops oh my god jesus oh yes get you coming for why did i go through them i don't know this is hard to watch ah i jumped into it it's just gonna say that why did i go through them again oh my god oh all right forget it i'm just i'm just running special stage all right uh thanks craig's tip craig's tip have a great day okay can you beat the cast all day yeah dude i got a [ __ ] mushroom right here i'm ready to gizzy go i wonder what this present will be then it'll be a leaf don't even get me dizzy started [ __ ] okay well you know what still you had it for a second [Laughter] and that's what really matters is something so declarative you had it for a second ooh the pipe where's the pipe lead me [Music] you could go anywhere take a look it's in a book you piece of [ __ ] food shelter and love like yeah god damn it i don't need mario 3 nobody needs mario 3. i didn't hear instagram followers in that three-tiered sentence aaron food shelter and love instagram what a [ __ ] waste wake me up when you've got 30 million followers you're right dan i'm sorry what the piece of [ __ ] oh that is that's random that's as random as it gets i [ __ ] died dude what the hell what happened i don't know i just died in midair hey nicely done i'm all about the keepers [Music] sorry see you you may have um [Music] you may have [ __ ] up for a while there and died four times in a row but well yes i was about to say oh you can't even kill those things with the that's fine oh yeah [Applause] by the way i'm on cameo now but yeah go book me on cameo dude grab a camera all right i'll do it from your boy aaron hanson worth it buy one you do say i'm an [ __ ] dan dan rules [Laughter] say dan's the best game grump he's the funniest in the whole world saiyans in the whole world out of the two yeah you got to use a fake name on your postmates oh yeah ralph macchio [Music] what are you doing man oh hello nice boy that really lets you skip like half the stage oops well just survive the other half and you'll be fine [Laughter] i got nervous i'm sorry it's okay it's okay that's a horrible that's a bad move aaron oh but it's a bad move it says you i think it makes it interesting [ __ ] [Laughter] one of my buds texted me and said um i guess he's nice i guess he saw one of the clip episodes where we're reacting and we're using face cams right and he said dude you're looking uh you're looking pretty rough these days everything okay i was like yeah i'm fine i guess i just look like [ __ ] now [Music] you're looking pretty rough i mean to be fair like you're you're using like overhead lighting and it's like really dark oh of course and then the camera is just the built-in thing to the gaming computer you gave me so the webcam sucks i just look like dog [ __ ] he's like sorry man what would you want me to say i was like i don't know nothing yeah you could have said yo bro that was really funny yeah or hey what's up any of these would have been preferable alternatives bro what do you want well hello there it's so nice to see you again is it is it so nice to see you because it's nice to see you cause i'm glad aaron's so accusatory no cause [ __ ] is it no i don't mean it like that i mean i'm like oh it's nice to see you too wow and we're all on the same page here that's where the real like intensity comes from it's goombas and koopas so easy to kill yeah goombas and koopas actually sounds like um some kind of psychological relationship advice book for mario characters goombas like a mom and pops italian restaurant and like hey welcome to google's and poopers cooper's poopers like you know in like in like little italy in boston or something yeah today i learned i i can't say goombas and koopas without accidentally saying pupas you're doing very well oh thanks um yeah i mean i usually look i'm going to curse myself by saying this but i usually win i do usually win these really yeah i i don't know the video game boy that's right i am the one who wins that's it's funny i was i was ruminating on i am the video game boy i am the one who wins the other day and i was like it's funny that people say that to me [Music] like as a compliment sometimes and it's like the whole crux of that joke was that i was like losing terribly yeah yeah what i'm just taking a break and playing mario yeah okay damn son that was [ __ ] awesome this isn't good let me tell you something when i um when i first saw mario uh as a as a little kid and um someone first did that jump over the top of the bricks and find the three pipes in the in the back room it was among the most mind-blowing things i'd ever seen or heard in my life it was right up there with like santa claus isn't real for for anyone listening who uh is like hey dan you're jewish why did you think santa claus was real i had just heard about him a lot as a little kid and but my parents very early on had a talk they were like okay so he's not real but um don't tell anyone at school that let them let them learn for themselves i was like okay and i i didn't i didn't say anything but i do remember the the discussions in like kindergarten where kids were like santa's coming to my house and i was just like izzy that's just the thing that bothers me the most though is that he's a dude who like gums down your chin like it's it's like a boundaries thing like a little weird it's like oh don't even get me started comes out he's just a random man that comes into your house through your chimney these days that that story just does not [Music] like out of context it's not as cool so there's a man who watches all the children keeping careful notations and then we just all of their acts we just invite him in and yeah one day [Music] you're supposed to leave dessert treats for him because i was tweeting about this a while ago right and and people were giving their own opinions and they were saying like yeah but one one and one two are a great place to like stock up on coins and time and stuff and it's like you don't you don't want that that's that's house rules and monopoly you know like that's prolonging the game you don't want people to stock up on coins in time because if you're saying that you want to stock up on coins in time then everyone else has that opportunity too so it's just making the game longer you want to get this [ __ ] done as quickly as possible you want to [ __ ] win and get whoops well the mario 35 pro there was something about you being like you you know you just want to win and then somehow falling into the crevice of lava that was exactly the size of mario so you had to really square up and get in there to die how embarrassing at least i beat captain weird

Channel: GameGrumps

Views: 366,575

Keywords: lets play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game grumps, gamegrumps, funny, arin, letsplay, gaming

Id: 66u_CLKAHxE

Length: 63min 52sec (3832 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 30 2021

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[u/trainercatlady]

"It's just a smaller puppet! We gotta chill out! There's more important things in life!" god I love this. It really puts stuff into perspective and makes me want to scream at people who take movies and tv way too seriously. like, it's all make-believe. None of it is real or matters.