Best of Game Grumps: Clubhouse Games: 51

[Music] you can't see that i am farting hey welcome to cape crumbs hello hi okay pretty intense right so awesome um we're playing we're gonna play some checkers uh yeah we're gonna play some checkers this is actually one of our more popular episodes way back in the day and we haven't revisited it in a while so we're we're gonna do it man we're gonna flip and donk it i feel like checkers is exactly the level of complicatedness my brain can handle yeah before it involuntarily shuts down yeah i think so too yeah but now you know it's gonna get like super intense there's three moves there's three moves dan is grumpo and i'm aaron just fyi i don't know if that was unclear are you trying to hop yourself was your first move to cheat at checkers please i'm you are a monster i'm in show mode now i'm not in think mode so give me a heck and bronk that that test game that we did before this was that was me on a bad day [Laughter] it's me on a better day a little supernatural blockage i am more supernatural supernatural blockage is like what i have after i eat uh del taco supernatural blockage sounds like a sound garden song oh i hate checkers i'm just not i'm not great at it well we got to do chinese checkers after this which is which is german game yeah i love that look at all this progress i've made i'm infiltrating your side of the bird but then my pieces are going to swallow you what do you see about that mr cat [Laughter] wow [ __ ] sorry i i'm sorry yeah that's not that's no fun that's not fun for you grumpo how about this oh my god damn that was amazing [Laughter] can someone do one of those really like blown out audio 360 gamer moment [Music] wtf oh no then you'll just move there oh god i hate it king my johnson i do hate it put a tiny crown upon it hello uh oh yeah now what you scandalous hooker [Laughter] dude i'm sorry i i just i got excited i don't know where that came from checkers got my blood up my pressure's high i've got the sugar um all right here we go oh oh yeah that's a classic move there little cap choir how about a little bit of this am all right so doing all right that was critical mistake number three king me oh king me if you don't [ __ ] kick me it's my only piece up there all the other ones are hiding back in my fort like a like a scaredy boy scared scared boy like a scared boy boy who is scared why can't you i can't do jack dude the first person to get a king is just like god and checkers oh i see do you see my game yeah but you'll be naughty you'll be trapped in the corner yeah i mean i can't win so just go with your incredible four directional powers stop slurping you slurpee sorry i just can't help but slurp i'm a boring slurper that's a that's a that was a sick nasty move i'm going to say that right now that was a sick nasty move oh well thank you very much aaron pretty sick and nasty oh yours is upside down yours is upside down yours is upside down oh you know what we might um it it might be showing us different versions of the board based on our own perspective oh you think i do because yours is clearly upside down on my on my pad i don't know on my page it's just a race for another king it sure is help i've got two kings that means i've got two kingdoms shut up [Laughter] oh god what do i do this is a really tough position to be in what my position yes yeah it sucks sucks some nasty hot balls uh-oh there's nothing i could do right now just create some congestion this is just a savage awful moment in my life it's cool the perfect defense oh god yeah seriously twinkly ass this is a fun game between friends man this eats dick all right let's just get it over with i can't tell oh man all right like all i'll be doing is running around and this will be happening anyway right what fun oh i can't go yeah oh you're trying to beat him up i mean i guess i'll there you go what happens now i i think it you'll never take me alive [ __ ] uh come on [ __ ] all right there you go okay thank god good times too bad yeah no i mean hey that was that wasn't so bad i don't like this it's very plucky music yeah it's like some guy like testing out the keys like this one different this one how about this one this one he's gonna make himself all congested i played checkers against you too much and now i see disaster at every turn well well [ __ ] what y'all doing y'all playing checkers back up my checkers game go ahead and take my red i don't care it don't matter none uh-oh [Laughter] it kind of matter a little bit turns out it matters oh [ __ ] well [ __ ] oh boy it's gotta be one of my favorite videos of all time what y'all doing me likey check this move out yeah that's a yeah see where i'm going let's go see where i'm going that's a good one all right and there's nothing you can do but taste my jism as it flies towards you hey was that jism flying towards me this guy it's a lot of pork all right [Laughter] i could be wrong but was that chisholm is that barbacoa no wow pineapples tarragon yellow jism must be turmeric ugh that was quite disgusting yeah well no problem happy to help oh nice look at my army i see what you're [ __ ] doing hmm it's very naughty well [ __ ] oh oops oh my friend you have made a critical error i mean it's not that critical yeah you've left your butthole wide open how sad for you i'm just dying in anticipation i'm doing this i can't take this any longer thank god i gotta do this it's not spectacular but i gotta do it dude what did you oh i see well all right now we're getting this game going now we're cooking with ass oh well they got me maybe because it was funny erin maybe you could just compliment your friend once in a while um uh uh here you're like the deep blue computer of checkers processing one billion possibilities here is the optimal move it gives me a 33 greater chance of whitney oh oh yeah no yeah oh [ __ ] [Laughter] oh no oh oh darn oh geez oh geez man cadbury cream eggs i'm really in for it now oh reese's peanut butter cups reese's peanut butter cup cereal oh ugh um all right how about this oh no that doesn't even work [ __ ] oh that's bad it's real bad what a delight soon you shall know the taste of my pants plink plunk plunk splinky blinky plunk that's what i call a double threat [ __ ] well [ __ ] what y'all doing it's so tasty [Laughter] [Music] down here god at last you shall taste the taste of my sputum [Laughter] sputum okay you do that and then i do that and then you move down and then i move up and then you move that way checkers is like slapping it's like two guys like fighting with chopsticks and then someone like gets king and they get like a gun and the other one's like oh oh my god i thought we were playing with chapsticks oh i didn't see that move oh boy well that was stupid it's brutal well you know checkers just ain't what they used to be [Laughter] i put the worm gotta put the worm what if you go that way then it's time to go that way then i've got to point the worm did you say put the worm it's a [Music] the editor had to walk watch through all the footage that wasn't interesting enough no [Music] no it's just when you put this when you put the worm well [ __ ] all right fine i'll just do what you did and just i know call it i know i know the feeling that's a game over wow that's it yeah i don't have any more moves okay that's one one so we gotta do a tiebreaker uh how do we decide who goes first which determines the winner um i never get to win my favorite yeah but you know what if you win this round you're gonna feel like double gratified so that's true there you go oh i'm gonna try i'm gonna try new techniques flagrant disregard new techniques oh look at you developing new tech sneaks [Music] [Laughter] new techniques i just think they're neat choose your move wisely aaron for the fate of your reputation depends on it choose your move wisely or else your butt muscles will never unclench [Music] what if i own the sides i don't know what if you want i don't know either he's infiltrated the sides damn it how on earth are we going to advance if there's no signs oops [Laughter] do it you spindly [ __ ] okay oh [ __ ] all right mistakes were made well you've recovered because i was so obsessed with the damn sides although um perhaps there is a way out of this after all no i was like wait what you give me two options here yeah i don't know what the [ __ ] i was thinking there i just took it for granted that something else would happen but it did not oh boy no i've got the side ruler well [ __ ] what y'all doing y'all the game grumps look at me daddy i'm spinning look at me twirl oh boy now we're in real danger danger will robinson you are a significant [ __ ] bro i know your moves from last game so i'm feeling very empowered right now you know my moves my specific checker moves yes you had moves where you took advantage of my thing but now i have a formation that looks like samus's spaceship so i don't want to hear it that's true this is impenetrable this fortress all right something's going okay [Laughter] all right so anyway i'm gonna make this penetrable oh you absolute berry of dingles i've never known somebody to dangle this many berries and yet here we are dangling as is our want as our berries must hmm oh yes oops we're easy now gazing now whoa aaron that was incredible thanks bro anyway i lose i mean what the [ __ ] that's it that's totally it oh man uh well do your worst mister there's the gun oh oh my god what am i gonna do with these chopsticks now block the bullet holy [ __ ] and that's game oh nope i can unfortunately still make a move oh no king me i love it uh oh my god i'm coming for you oh baby i'll come for you i'm coming for you well whales see it well you're in control now grompo please god just end it merciful heavens wow that one move was that was the deal sealer that was sprinkly that was very i i felt i felt the soft reign of your jism upon my forehead [Laughter] ah what's that what's that like warm but not too warm like viscous fluid it's like you know when you leave a milkshake in the sun for like a little too long [Laughter] anyway thank you for joining us yeah this is this has been fun something that begins with bad friends no hello everybody hey um it's game time dan um it's dan and aaron yeah we're gonna play some chinese checkers uh we have not played this in years no uh the last time we played it was um i believe there were airplanes flying under the board while a voice was like prepare to qualify for some random weirdness my only chance is if one of those planes crashes into your side of the board i get the feeling i'm getting the feeling wait was there like a weird voice that just clicked in yeah there was a woman that just said something yeah poetic and beautiful checkers those games are all curse my grandma and i used to play this but she'd always beat me because she's got like i don't know 50 years on me can i start again whoa whoa whoa did she just say please start again again yeah it's very weird like a timid tepid voice i mean that's from pole position but it definitely said something strange but let's name the computer a mandine so we can have hatred towards it ahmandine apparently is how you're supposed to pronounce it ahmandine is that right yeah i think so it's french interesting yeah this is what the french call an outrage damn look at all these places you could go i know oh the places you'll go starring me i'm spread all about to and fro dude you've almost got a piece in the place that you're supposed to be i know but i've also got some stragglers which is never good oh you've got massive strags bro you got mad strikes bro where's all your strikes at back there oh what are you gonna do about those drags bro oh you [ __ ] did you just did you just curse at me yeah did you just say the f word i can't believe you did you just say the friend word [Music] you all right i'm trying not to trying not to gum up the works but i think i just gummed up the damn works yeah they're getting gummed they're gummy works bouncing here and there occasionally twerks i don't know if you know this aaron the magic and mystery it's part of my history along with the secret of gummi berry juice oh man i can't imagine what you did all through the forest i sang out in chorus fighting for what's right and whatever i do god that theme song is amazing i mean like who was it like kenny loggins like so catchy kenny logan yeah he's like the king of catchy he is pretty good he's saying danger zone didn't he from the top gun he wrote danger zone oh my god lots of hoppies many hoppies and i am paying zero zero mind to ron weasley over there ronald um oh oh this is great look at me how tittylicious and then i'm gonna use it when i see you jump i'm gonna jump over dear peace oh yeah yeah i'm about ready to use that piece wait i can go yeah i guess you can go backwards you know wherever you want man i know dude it's like so exciting every way takes you to china it's a globe it's true eventually you'll get to china if you pick a direction commitment it's very big it's very big actually are you gonna tell me china's not actually big because you'd be mistaken sir it's massive no i'm just thinking no actually it's the opposite what's that you won't because it's a globe the very nature of a globe no directions would take you to china except for the one that takes you to china or the opposite that takes you around the other way to china i'm gonna be 100 honest with you yeah i don't understand and i stopped paying attention it's a real double whammy [Laughter] i think i think it's just you have to pick one like two directions and those will take you to china if you go straight and then all the other ways will take you away from china well i guess i guess i'm assuming china is like a tiny one degree point on that it's not it's a huge country that's what i just said [Music] i don't know why in my brain i was like china is one tiny point not a gigantic country with people and heritage yeah the street of china oh boy oh my god look how many options that one had yeah i'm really i'm actually kind of getting screwed right now this is good i like when you get screwed it makes me horny sorry i'm gonna try not to use that voice ever again i'm in good shape as long as i don't blow it i was just as we know well within the realm of he's thinking about china this whole time damn it oh yeah blocked me he actually blocked me you [ __ ] god damn you ronald weasley why would you do that [Laughter] if i can aaron hansen for a second you're a real piece of [ __ ] you know what you're real [ __ ] [ __ ] okay you're a real piece of work there ronald oh my arm is all messed up what your arm is yeah from being so cool all day definitely not from jacking off i probably threw it out for being so cool oh my god well i guess i'm screwed i just win in one move bro it's easy yeah oh dude oh bro what you were even kidding me about well you did not get one into his section yeah what a what a piece of garbo looks like he didn't pay attention to wizarding school huzzah good for you you [ __ ] cheater [Laughter] he cheated everyone saw it we're doing this again and this time the cpu is gonna be on extra hard no why because normal is good i don't i can't even change it do i have to unlock like not normal oh thank god maybe we should do do you want to do places instead of just first place yeah sure all right let's see who really the commoners duke it out once the king has been crowned versus the worst second is the best dude third is the one with the hairy hairy chest [Music] looks like you sir have been owned it would appear that fourth is the one with the shiny hiney all right anyway so i get the one from the back in the front that is the move that's the move that i was about to do here i do it right now [Music] good one aaron you really are the comedy king [Laughter] look at all these moves no your moves are so sly so slick and so dry wait how do your moves are moves are weak oh check what the ass out oh get out of my triangle i don't like this i don't like this oh no i don't like that you're right i'm trying man oh you blocked me you stupid green bastard i know he's he's really snaked up a lot of s there you're gonna win again dude you're [ __ ] master at this how are you so good i don't think so cause i've gotta get this going well then i will use my advantage of no advantage to get up here you suddenly went morgan freeman there but like the least morgan freeman thing that's ever been said then i will use my advantage of no advantage [Laughter] hope is a dangerous thing you know andy you can't keep hoping and wishing that things are gonna happen for you they just they just won't just won't happen put them bows in your face [Laughter] oh you're not going to use me to hop over your [ __ ] okay i mean all right i'll hop over oh no now it made it better for you oh oh wow yeah i gave you access to the [ __ ] [ __ ] atlanta airport right there like jesus yeah that's a hub atlanta airport that's exactly what it is i mean you can only go where it says you can go no i know but i'm trying to figure out if this or this is better i see yeah you're really gumming up the works over there yeah it's coming a little bit oh oh oh oh excuse me sir what an adventure wow yeah move that one yeah move that one do it move it all right easy now move that one i need it man i needed it dude could have used it oh boy this is a snuggle fest right here dude i'm really feeling the warmth from everybody [Laughter] i'm loving all this this tucked snuggling that's a snuggle fest dude i'm one of those that you find on craigslist like i'm a professional snuggler oh i would not call that person to my house oh i'm liking what this is putting down oh i'm smelling what this game is stepping at daddy's got some newer it's like i love the idea of like just blowing sexy talk oh my love looks like daddy you just gotta lose your train of thought [Laughter] looks like daddy forgot to that's [Music] [Laughter] oh my god so funny um why don't you just stay down there and let them damn glory it's not even that's the other really funny one where like the guy's just like way too nervous to pull off sexy time hey baby [Laughter] girl don't you play like [Music] oh did you make [Laughter] i mean here is me [Laughter] [Music] okay why don't you get the lube and i'll get the pancakes [Music] [Laughter] god i'm dying over here [Music] [Laughter] oh man that is funny this is awesome this is working exactly how i wanted to go today was hilarious said my mom oh thanks you mean the power hour or just today in general yeah oh it's going to be close it's going to be a close one a close bunch do you do give it your judy on a friday night give it to me on a friday night [Music] i don't even know yeah hungry for you and me i've got it at three [Music] why don't you wear the thing that daddy hey baby you're looking real hot today oh that burrito is not sitting [Laughter] she's like what does daddy want me to do and i'm just like i guess should have gone for mild sauce daddy really wants pancakes pancakes [Music] something to soak up the acidic juices oh look at this okay yeah i'm about to win i just want you made a good effort you're pretty close i just like to call attention to computer and they're it's like they've never been to china or germany where this game was created because there's three people you know what aaron i gotta say i think you're still in pretty good shape yeah well you know this is trying to optimize my yeah just try to save time by wasting time clear great job thanks bro good work how we doing on time well i got the silver medal i got like four minutes yeah all right yeah it's not bad it's not bad yeah the thought that's going to what are we doing for four minutes um maybe you could play something that daddy was did you know that daddy is just [ __ ] toy boxing here we go okay shut up i don't need to read the tutorial even though i don't know how to play here we go okay cool here we go which one are your my hi well that explains that exactly the colors that we always pick oh did i win oh i won technically yeah you won too bad i don't how would that even how did they determine that you just hold block the whole time and then punch every so often i guess so you just don't want to be the first one to punch all right let's do it yeah this one's going to be a block faster there's going to be like three punches you have to make contact bro because i got a punch in oh oh i got two punches do something i still win [Laughter] you do you wait how do you know it's whoever's farther on their side oh are you serious that's the whole point i thought it was punch i thought his punches landed oh okay no i can't do it as fast oh oh no oh my god well done that was such like unmitigated aggression just like you're right that's madness that is just madness all right okay oh one more yeah i mean they're like two second rounds okay i'm not i'm not a huge fan of this one no no it's terrible it's just hilarious oh do something [ __ ] oh oh you did something damn it all right thank you next time on game grumps this is beautiful do something [ __ ] oh you did something oh i stopped doing things oh man awesome okay i'm ready when you are so ready i do it i saw you dude you know my dad did it you were there when i do it [Laughter] he was pretty good at doing it my dad was [Laughter] everybody saw me dude [ __ ] [Laughter] don't talk to me until i've had my dude soccer balls you became a master in two seconds yeah well you explained it to me very well aaron said the corners and the walls are the best yeah pieces to have and i totally understand why bastard you will pay dearly for your crimes [Laughter] and i will pay daily for those rhymes oh oh oh pulling some shenan's huh it's a shenanzaganza over there [Laughter] it's shenaniganalis shinshu [Music] [Laughter] yeah that was it huh that was the chance taste the golden spray i can't remember what movie that was from th there's a guy trying to make a movie called that [ __ ] [Laughter] takes the golden spray oh man oh man yes oh god oh man oh man oh god oh man well i don't like this one bit no ah [ __ ] you you immediately got like a thousand times better at this after playing it once thank you i wish i could say the same for toy boxing victory will be mine oh you bastard you carol bastard [Laughter] carol bastard is an amazing band name desire it i do enjoy it i will my wife is dead sorry it's from clockwork orange now what now the [ __ ] what perhaps you should consider eating my johnson oh if you do that move i'm gonna be really upset and it's the move you're gonna do because you're smart and i know you're smart don't don't put my smartness to the test on one move in a game i just learned in front of everybody i mean it's not like devastating but like i'm gonna be really pissed about it no it's actually pretty devastating okay [ __ ] oh you flargady dingle flugan yeah well that's what happens when you dingle all my flargs well did you ever stop to think that perhaps my dingles need the flargan there was one flag that needs to be dangled and it is more don't flingle my dangle well oh oh no i knew i was gonna [ __ ] it up [Music] i'm so scared i'm so scared i need a i need a uh a blair witch cam i'm so afraid no no [Laughter] [ __ ] i'm not quite good enough yet ugh ass clowns ass clowns galore my friend a festival of clowns [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] what what the [ __ ] whoa what happened wait we got a communication error what the [ __ ] no i didn't leave i'm right here oh i don't know what i don't know i don't know it said you left i didn't leave why'd you i didn't leave i swear it's on the capture i can't believe you i didn't rage quit i swear rage quit when you were winning [Laughter] ah [ __ ] balls or maybe i just maybe i just saw so far ahead and i was like there's no way i can win this it looks like i'm winning so communication error yeah i'll pull the router i've only got a 78 percent chance of winning i don't like those odds all right let's start over i guess yeah join my game ah dickballs all right little internet hookup if i can trust aaron and his cheaty ways confirm oh man i really wanted to see how that was going to turn out i know that was a really good game i was like all right we'll chalk that up to our practice round okay practice around our on-camera practice round time for the real deal god i'm so sorry oh yeah i already got confused you're already [ __ ] oh yeah that's the oh never mind because i thought you were white exactly what y'all doing carol bastard i don't like it though you can say you like it but i don't like it oh oh oh did you like my interesting maneuver i didn't did it did it change your mind about some things it sure did not in fact i hated every moment of it please please don't please don't no no not there nothing what about here oh god damn it how could you i can't believe oh no that won't do no don't like it hate it in fact i'm gonna [ __ ] god damn it kiss you on the mail grumpo is in control i'm not i'm already wildly out of control in this game grumpo makes the move and i have to say quite impressive stop [Laughter] it looks like a dude like flexing he's like wow i can't see it but i appreciate the you don't see him he's got like one arm back and then one arm's like stretched out forward like yeah [Laughter] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no don't let it make your way up no i mean it's all right no it's fine it's fine don't do me like damn you're a little naughty [ __ ] no sir i don't like it you're a dirty little nutty [ __ ] [Laughter] come on come on now you're a sneaky little luddy [ __ ] a little [ __ ] okay [Music] yo i'm feeling a little pernicious in here where are all my pernicious [ __ ] at pernicious [ __ ] yeah that's that's a great uh like um roller derby team name oh yeah no question uh oh oh no yeah i did it that's like me melting at the end of the movie [Laughter] i don't like it one bit frick don't do it now what this move here no no the one to your left yeah this one no not that oh no no that one's terrible the one to your left this up one this no the only one that you haven't been on to my left the one to your left this one space to your left i'm all the way on the left you're on the right dude oh is your board like our boards are switched upside down that's why yes you're talking about this one yes that one yeah yeah that's the dangerous one yeah yeah it's like i'd but the one on the right is the good one no no no [Laughter] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] ugh this game is all you oh my god and everyone's here to see it oh my friend is here man do you know what country this game is from no or like what part of the world it it's really cool it's a really neat game wherever it is from i want to go there and like meet like a a 90 year old master you know yeah oh super long fingernails just a quick game just a quick game of go or renegade as you cultural appropriators call it i had an i had an enjoyable time did you enjoy yourself aaron did it clip out yeah yeah all i heard was oh yeah i just shouted no like at the top of my lungs i tried to get away from the mic but apparently it was still too loud ah yes just discord senses when you're like screaming too loud and then it just cuts it out oh that's why you keep cutting out randomly yeah you'll you'll you'll see it in the final video yeah we're loud boys um all right you want to just play chess he'll i can't wait to get slaughtered on the next episode of game grumps i can't stop farting aaron you have uh yet to beat me but it's correct i know it's coming because every time you get like a little bit closer and uh i feel my grip on myself worth slipping cool let's do it i'd love to i i hate this game uh with a fiery passion wow this is a beautiful i was gonna say this is a beautiful set it's a beautiful virtual set you are okay daniel you are pretty good no i mean you're amazing that's why i hate this game not amazing by any stretch there's there are certain chess players who can actually predict moves you know 20 30 moves in advance because their brains are just computers that can think of all the permutations forget that [ __ ] at all forget that [ __ ] i'm not interested i play rock and roll chess the woman with the fast cars and hard guitars oh god there's too much to think about this isn't checkers level this is this is checkers times a thousand do i will retreat do i threaten the horse to move or do i bait the horse you know i wouldn't say it like that you know i love baiting horses it's called back up [ __ ] wow [Laughter] your reactions are probably my favorite part of playing chess oh it is [Laughter] now i must think now i must stink man whoever designed the chest can suck my dick dude it's i mean it's a brilliant game oh why hello there come on you are a very naughty boy [Music] you've given me naughty feelings in my lava your larboard side yeah yeah that's where the naughty feeling is i've got all kinds of naughty feelings in every which way oh okay okay okay okay uh-huh things are getting interesting now we're [ __ ] talking now we're [ __ ] with gas don't ever [ __ ] with gas though that's dangerous yes what am i giving up versus what am i gaining i'm not gay go ahead huge nut mick johnson not giving not gaining jack [ __ ] i don't like it i don't exactly know what to do from here hmm i mean it's a free horse well i've got to take him but i don't know the best way to do it and it's a night aaron the the first if you want to be taken seriously as a chess player that's probably the first thing you're gonna have to do it's a [ __ ] horse dude they never make it a dude on a horse it's always just a horse it's a [ __ ] horse it always the hor did the horse get knighted you have shown your bravery in battle sir ignite thee sir muffins of tinkleberries it's not not my thinking think it over am i helping you think am i supposed to think right now shut up shut up [Music] [Laughter] oh tangy diarrhea that's not an appropriate thing to say in this although i do like the idea of you being in like a high-stakes chess tournament and and you're just like just spouting that kind of stuff and they're like calling over judges can you get him to stop talking about tanki diarrhea please no i don't want to resign the [ __ ] am i gonna do there's nothing i can do right now jeez i'm like totally stuck uh it's a little clogged up that is true [Music] you trying to intimidate my guy into moving you and you get out of here what the [ __ ] is the horse gonna do what the [ __ ] is that horse gonna do you know that [ __ ] horse over here is going to do something real dirty you know that [ __ ] horse is going to do something real dirty i don't want to talk about it you took my [ __ ] bishop you son of a [ __ ] that's what i did how [ __ ] could you i was gonna use it to win the game now what is a man to do well you see dan put his pawn on g7 and then he sunk his battleship that's not how this works well you say that potato potato i don't understand you're saying words to me you've been doing it saying words i don't know how i don't know if i love the words you're saying those words listen listen um try this is that a [ __ ] threat what is what is this what is this move what is this move that you've done for me done upon me what is this move i don't understand it where is happening i don't i don't get this is this like on passe what the [ __ ] is this you can on passe if you want boy i freaking hate this why do we play these games with each other because they're fun and we have fun together like friends do boy was your idea what it was your idea it was my idea it was my idea now that i said that it was definitely my idea wait a second you [ __ ] face man i don't i don't wanna like i don't wanna all right then don't [ __ ] baby no i don't know what to do [Laughter] oh jeepers creepers now what what are you gonna do now where'd you move where'd you move that pawn that's hugging up on your bishop no no the one yeah that one i moved it up yeah yeah i see it i see it now i see your game i've backed up my other pawns you maverick renegade i don't [ __ ] around i don't know what to do what to do me neither everything's so freaking dangerous yeah we we do have uh some issues going on here do you have an issue here's a tissue crybaby i mean you're all jacked up over there with your freaking horse and bishop that you stole from me oh my god all right all right uh what what is this what is this you creep you gotta want it you gotta wanna need it hey little thing let me light your chemicals mama i'm sure hard to handle now mess around now you're in control grumpo being sure it ain't all it's cracked up to be the good boy i wish i could dunk like the greats mic [Laughter] oh boy okay yeah god damn it it's not that great i only get a pawn yeah but we trade queens i was thinking of i was thinking of using my queen many people ask who's the best sailor scout but they are all queens i'm having fun dan i know i can tell really good i don't even even have to be in the same house as you to know that you're having a great time right now and whatever i don't know don't don't bunk my sk i [ __ ] i knew that was gonna happen i thought of it and then i forgot about it i was like oh i should i should do something about no i guess not [ __ ] idiot god everything's fine oh man [ __ ] we're having fun baby we're having good times such a [ __ ] move who me no no me i i literally was like oh he's gonna cap that i should do something about it and then i just like just thought about some other [ __ ] oh man you go you you fluctuate wildly between like yawning in resignation and abject blind fury [Laughter] that's fascinating to witness yeah that's my boy aaron [ __ ] sh what do i do in these dire circumstances in these difficult times i can feel it bubbling ah what are you gonna do if we go there we get it so you're not in a situation you're backed up yeah you're back up you don't [ __ ] you dare get backed up you go jerk you picked up and if i go there then that is a problem for only me hmm tick tick [ __ ] people are watching this i know man i guess it's so scary there's like a move that's like ooh but i can't do it hmm now what that was like the worst move you could have done what do you mean what did you have what do you have on me oh son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] god damn it i wasn't thinking about that i was just thinking about other [ __ ] this is what you do to me when we play [ __ ] chess you [ __ ] make me forget things that are supposed to not get forgot [Laughter] dude i know i know you're yelling at me but every time you clip the microphone it drops out so all i'm hearing is [ __ ] bit you always yeah what the hell now you [ __ ] i don't know uh did i do another really bad move did i do a bad i didn't mean to do such bad oh man i wasn't even thinking about that [ __ ] muchos muchos choco [ __ ] lattes dude i'm screwed bro you are in a bit of trouble i'm in super trouble like what the [ __ ] is even the point of this [ __ ] anymore [ __ ] still waste of my ass got such a nice one too yeah it's it's it's it's like a it's like an apple that's why you have those apple bottom jeans oh where else am i gonna get boots with with the fur i don't know maybe you should hit the flow and then let me know i can't even with this night this night is just it's just just just [ __ ] commiserated he's fine he's covered by the bishop i know he's covered by the bishop but i want to move him all right i didn't catch any of that but that's fine i said i i know he's covered by the bishop but i want to move him you little sacred heart i don't know what that means i don't either dude fun i just wanna [ __ ] die and i just wanna [ __ ] prevent you from winning and i just want a [ __ ] day by playing video games [Music] uh check yeah is it though it is what do you say to that [ __ ] oh boy i hate chess why do we play it i don't know dude you were all excited to play it no i wasn't every move is a bad one damn it no man all it takes is one thing it's just the one thing and then [ __ ] it oh is that what you wanted to do it's so funny jesus christ the hell's the point of any of it [Laughter] [ __ ] holy [ __ ] she's a [ __ ] waste no no i wonder what would happen if i just stopped doing commentary at all and just let you do the whole episode oh oh my god even says and it doesn't but it's not a waste i can't i'm losing i'm losing blood like the blood in my head like in real life like like [ __ ] this like [ __ ] this [ __ ] this position this sucks i can't think that way i just can't like i can't think that far ahead and then suddenly it's like oh okay well every move you do is you lose everything so [Laughter] yeah chess is brutal man congratulations you [ __ ] idiot you didn't know anything about this game you stupid bastard um who are you talking to right now yeah i don't dude that's a good move whatever shut up shut up [ __ ] you i know your [ __ ] horse is coming in i gotta do [ __ ] trigonometry to figure that [ __ ] out god damn it what the hell is the point of any of this i can't move anything this feels like one of those [ __ ] when you like up like do a chess app on your phone and it's like here's some exercises for you win in two moves like this is what this feels like yeah take my [ __ ] horse see if i give a [ __ ] yeah what [ __ ] what you take that sucker oh [ __ ] dude this is gonna be awkward for you this is special aaron is in control oh really that's what it says on my thing jesus there's nothing there's nothing game over man [ __ ] am i supposed to do let's turn the assist on what are you doing right now i'm resigning okay cool good game aaron wow that was a great game i loved it yeah we had so much fun you and me both at the same time equal numb levels of fun hello everyone welcome good day um so aaron and i have spoken about hanafuda before we had never actually played it um aaron would you like to give a 30 second uh brush up on the history of nintendo uh yeah nintendo was founded as a hanafuda card playing company uh they well they printed the cards it was like in the 1800s it was like really really long ago um and then you know that they got into like making all kinds of other products but they eventually landed on video games in the in the 80s and that's what made them super super big but they were sort of like this enduring like southern japan company yes so it all started out as a hanafuda uh card company and we always wanted to learn how to play it as a result and we think we kind of are starting to understand it a little bit hmm now grandpa is in control tis will he take the flower i uh which means sort of like double or nothing like the next uh the next person to get a set gets double the points but because he's a a good old-fashioned texas puss uh he decided to quit while he was ahead therefore he only got one point don't call me a texas purse sorry don't you dare comment you're trying to give me some kind of and i really enjoy the slappies that this game gives you yeah i hope you don't steal that gonna steal it i don't know that one's fine i don't care about that one oh okay cool boom [ __ ] set myself up for some delicious tasty goodness oh no seeds how dare you take a [ __ ] [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] and you finished the game well sure because it's ra it's the final round and i won oh but you could have coicoid and help me out there but you could have coincided possibly lost stupid you missed an opportunity what were you thinking man let's play again i think we're starting to like we're starting to understand like 20 of the game yeah i don't even know i don't even remember the months i'm sure there's like hardcore hanafuda players that are like dude that's a july card you don't want to get mixed up with this january card because it's junior crazy oh dude i guarantee anyone who's a hardcore hanafuda player and watching us play this right now is like ugh do you i can't even why did i click on this i knew what was gonna make me mad i'm actually disgusted it's so interesting considering how we didn't know what in the world this game was 20 minutes ago and within an hour our friendship will be determined by who wins these games so [ __ ] angry i'm so close to having the necessary chaff damn oh damn and the chaff [ __ ] no i'm not dare you coy hell no all right [ __ ] oh hey well then i'll koikoi next round then all right oh look at him he's getting me started oh my god you're so started yeah i mean it's this game's really handing it to me right now i'll take that boar you [ __ ] face no this sucks i don't like that it doesn't suck look at you're kicking the [ __ ] out of me i know but [ __ ] bastard jesus oh this is amazing that was great yeah you're getting all the cards yep wow jesus you kidding me oh just end me wow oh my god koi koi you puss do it all right i'm doing it yeah i told you 30 points uh i don't know what to do oh yes that was the perfect one to put together my god all right yeah finish finish indeed jesus oh my god my god bro if we were actually playing in ancient japan right now i would be like there would be a samurai sword going through my body man they'd be [ __ ] like partying they'd be like okay it's 54 to nothing you're in control god this is so funny well [ __ ] what y'all doing little chrysanthemum action over there all right yeah i'll put that poultry slip down yay man hell no i'm gonna take my winnings and five points okay that will be game so it's holy crap so that was insane oh you're trying i don't like these i'm loving my hand right now oh tell me more erin this is aggressive as [ __ ] grandpa is in control am i the are any of us let's go crazy and make it a a race for two points let me check no that's five points cherry blossoms god damn aaron son of a [ __ ] yeah totally that's neat okay i get it busking up on that chaffee goodness [ __ ] stop giving me [ __ ] chaff i don't need this [ __ ] dad's got seeds at the wazoo i don't i wish to god i did hell yeah give me that [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah give me that [ __ ] we got seeds [ __ ] there we go i hope this is how they talk to each other in ancient japan yeah me too got seeds [ __ ] i will chop your head off [Laughter] i've never experienced a game that i understood less but enjoyed more like right i think you know what i mean i think i'm really getting it though yeah um oh you [ __ ] you stole it yeah i know i i like i can feel it more than i can actually understand it i am going towards a specific goal now i have the chrysanthemum in the dish no you don't oh no no maybe i don't actually know what a chrysanthemum is the chrysanthemum's the like uh the the one on the bottom right or i'm assuming maybe it's the top left for you the oh oh the one that's like yellow and red flower yes i'm sorry i mistook it for a geranium oh man i have a hanafuda set i gotta play this with suzy yeah this is fun except i hate my friend that's the only downside to it yeah uh yeah that's that's me grumple oh [ __ ] more dear butterflies baby it's really good mm-hmm i'm gonna finish that's like a five-pointer six-pointer hey baby um [Music] bordeaux butterflies give me i actually knew what i was doing that time oh so the stalemate actually counts as a round what yeah no i don't like that that sucks that's interesting no whoo baby [ __ ] off with that five to one one more okay you've won five rounds and i've won one i think so i think it's just that the one round you won was so obscenely destructive that we remember it as being more yeah that was pretty intense [ __ ] this beautiful landscape [ __ ] you killed me i'm advising the peace and splendor of this god damn it [Laughter] oh boy uh this is nothing i'm [ __ ] nothing playing for table scraps over here jesus nothing nothing nothing nothing ah all right oh he took the bird ooh the light well then i'll take back my value [ __ ] i've got that cherry blossom viewing [ __ ] uh you you cut out because you yelled too loud but i'm gonna assume you called me a [ __ ] yes i did absolutely called you a [ __ ] all right i think you're still winning oh it's round one of course silly minnie i knew that uh this is the oh why do you always go first uh whatever oh hell yeah oh those are pretty cards and that's how i know it's bad it's so true wow there's so much going on in that card [ __ ] that's a good one yeah totally uh hell yeah taking that [ __ ] oh baby that's three lights time for desperate measures oh don't even with that don't [ __ ] even with that oh i'm gonna even with it you are so evening right now and i am sick i am sick to death of your evening are you about to do cherry blossom viewing i swear to god oh oh my god i can steal the moon from you oh yes oh that was scary yeah okay son of a [ __ ] stop damn yo you get a coicoid i'm [ __ ] yeah i'm gonna go oh you you know you really are a gambler at heart hey man it's not exciting unless you [ __ ] up the ante you ab i mean this game is one you know you want to play one more don't you do you yeah i do oh man right dude what are you doing what is so addictive about this damn game we're honda food of fools these cards rule these cards suck these cards suck these cards suck cards suck stupid boy no i'm gonna pee on you we'll just see how happy you are when i my please [ __ ] [ __ ] ass oh my god some crappy chat i need that [ __ ] hobby dude or that [ __ ] oh my god oh oh baby boy you are getting the the rolls wow yeah that was that was like an unfair draw love it can't get enough oh let me go fur oh hell yes boom right there right stop saying hell yes okay jesus christ i'm gonna coy oh my god jesus it's it's so bad man all my cards are so bad oh my god yeah it'd be great if there was like a mulligan rule or something keep saying hey all right some chaff who [ __ ] cares too far too far okay i've made a terrible mistake i don't know what i was doing oh god no aaron's going to need complete okay wait aaron before you take your shot yeah i would just like to help you concentrate [Music] damn that was [ __ ] straight in [Laughter] that's the one that really really gets me the the the one that like you're farting in the basilica church in rome oh my god it's so funny it's just it's what especially because that fart is already funny but what makes it especially funny is that it's always cut off at the end oh yeah agreed and i found another one i really like which is you uh give me this app dude oh it's not an app all you have to do is type in fart sound board oh okay like on the internet [Music] stop sorry sorry i'm all right i'm fine everything's okay yeah like i hear you dog but listen ugh how could you dude i'm sorry i it was so it was so worth it oh man i'm so [ __ ] cross right now god i could just eat an entire goat pepin over the bush sorry so what ash and i have been listening we've been playing those fart sound boards for you know the past couple of nights at our house and just laughing uncontrollably and uh amazingly enough um there's a game grumps one where you're like i farted or something like that and she was just like oh my god i can't believe this like on that soundboard yeah yeah someone uploaded like a game grumps fart button oh my god it was the first time she and i have been dating a long time it's the first time i ever actually felt like a celebrity around here yeah that's yeah yeah that's my uh that's my comedy partner um i was there in the room when that happened [Laughter] this one's kind of a little tricky yeah a lot of a lot of three meter action going on over there yeah um huh it's too hard no i'm just kidding oh beautifully no not in the green green grass the rafi mean yeah that's why i said green green grass and not just green right so oh boy yeah yeah come on come on oh oh oh what you have to factor in the physics of the boingy sproy uh the flag aaron the boingy sproit yeah dude boingy's boring dude [Music] [Laughter] all right oh heck this is this is nice this is going well yeah you're really wrecking my [ __ ] though you're really ripping my butt apart you really can we can disregard that for an object that was kind of like okay i was just gonna say that was kind of like us getting used to it yeah oh look at this little palm tree that's making me feel like i'm back home and i hate it and i feel depressed now we have palm trees here though i know but this like land feels very florida as opposed to california it does that is true so it's like too green california is not green it's only green when it rains that like one day a year and then it's like wow yes and then it dies and catching sorry yes i agree bro you gotta you gotta hit it with the wind bro you gotta consider the wind though but really you have to consider the wind man that shouldn't count what what a totally legal hit no no i mean that shouldn't count as a bunker because i was just like tiny like oh boy you brownish brain to that one for sure you know i always go straight for the boingy spring can i though i i think you can make it yeah can i though oh did i oh oh i just missed it oh i just missed it fiddle dee dee that would have been hot and eat my nuts boy he's crying cut my life into pizzas yeah baby dude i just gotta completely replicate that no stop where you going there we go you son of a [ __ ] yeah oh oh that's a heavy heavy wind bro they were trying to trick me for a sec but i was like can't trick the trigger [ __ ] um i'm just gonna go all the way with this do it oh my god oh come on [ __ ] you brian stop my [ __ ] dick oh [ __ ] that was really hard oh my lead hush been reclaimed i don't like this at all [Laughter] all right you got two holes left son don't talk to me about having holes oh oh sproingy broings i did get it on the green oh you can't putt though it's too far [Music] really what it said it told you i know but i thought it would roll or something like a ball it just [ __ ] stopped like yeah so oh god things could definitely change on this one this is awesome i love this whoops that wasn't strong enough it was perfect oh my god dude what the [ __ ] i don't know i don't know that worked out very well what the heck [Laughter] i am the greatest golfer alive why are you too strong you're too strong for me ah [Laughter] oh god this is going to take a little getting used to now that's power oh no no oh oh oh oh stop stop it stop it stop it uh-huh stop it takes everyone a second to be like um okay where'd the ball go where am i uh no goo no goo goo stay away you goo knock it no no stay away from here stay away stay away no yeah [ __ ] board passed it to you that's a [ __ ] act of god right there i don't care who you are oh oh oh oh yeah i had to i had to learn a whole new control scheme for the goalie so yeah i know i know it's only three seconds left oh what [ __ ] oh it's halftime okay man oh yeah yeah we're gonna have a halftime show yeah the parade comes out little toy lady gaga i can't i can never get [ __ ] any action satisfaction out of that i can never get it past you on this so that's the kick is stupid oh there it is it's to get it out of that part of the stage i'm done he's like the ball just wants to go over there and that's it oh kick kickity kickity kicking kick oh [ __ ] gosh [ __ ] you really like playing with the goalie is like playing 40 chess like it's it's just a whole other dimension it's only one second oh additional time oh no for injuries what the [ __ ] stop your goalie is incredible you've only got one second left holy crap okay at least i know i'm a good goalie that's all yeah oh yeah come on knock it no no oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh come on oh nope nope nope nope [Laughter] get in there you [ __ ] get in there with the kicks the kicks get in there with the kicks i don't know i don't know how that worked but it did gotta watch please god just let me kick a [ __ ] goal oh get in there go what do you mean get in there i mean get in your goal i'm the one who should be saying that oh my god oh get in there with the kicks you're like the worst soccer [ __ ] talker of all time i just want to go to a real soccer game and just shout that from just in somebody's ear get in there with the kicks oh [ __ ] with the kicks man get in there come on ralphio get in there with the kicks yes yes no no yes no yes yes no oh my god it is so hard to clear it from your side [Music] yeah now what are you gonna do ah [ __ ] [Laughter] [ __ ] [Music] i don't like that at all oh yeah it's getting cold in here you getting cold all this oh thanks launch that [ __ ] into the stratosphere dick dude oh what the hell you're a [ __ ] dick for doing the thing that the game is i didn't say you're a dick i said suck my dick okay don't you dare oh i'm i'm daring you dick ah [ __ ] that stops your errant pucks from what the [ __ ] jake just it's a little tough sometimes what if i just just cramming it oh great excellent thank you you formed an impenetrable wall oh my god this is going well um oh hey that's dead center oh [ __ ] jeez rick oh oh man that was terrible well done well done what a nightmare oh yeah blocking your [ __ ] baby oh chaos [ __ ] perfect damn son you know we can't have that in this house oh crap and then i'm just going to [ __ ] make it [ __ ] [ __ ] up oh so hot oh you [ __ ] snake yeah snake yeah watch that oh crap oh no okay all right oh no oh yeah how [ __ ] dare you oh god what fun aaron and i are going to be 80 years old and hunched over at like at a public pool like just like on the bench in the shade playing backgammon or well i'll be 80. you'll be 72. or you'll be 80 and i'll be dead your opponent proposed a double will you accept i don't know what that means my two choices are take the double or forfeit the game what the hell all right i'll take the double then what is happening i don't know why did you propose this i i don't know it just it was an option we just learned how to play this i just wanted to spice things up a bit you know we played it off-screen so we would know what we were doing when we played it on the episode what is happening of course i will take the double oh man what does this mean i don't know stop proposing double why would i stop it's so enticing we don't know what it means i don't either oh my god oh my god [Laughter] and then kaboom out of [ __ ] home base baby in a safe environment where i can't get hit you just made the exact same move i did why are you talking [ __ ] i'm not talking [ __ ] i was just congratulating myself there was no [ __ ] to be talked i was just literally explaining what just happened that is true [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you gonna double where no stop we don't know what that is i don't either but i really like it it just makes it feel like there's like a ticking clock or something like something really like upsetting happening no i don't want that [ __ ] this sucks just no this is bad i don't like this at all maybe you should propose a double i i missed my opportunity to double cool i don't know what it is [Laughter] [ __ ] and you can fortify your position this [ __ ] sucks sucks ass one two three ah one of my naughty bears one of my little boys we're learning aaron we're getting better at the game already i'm even talking like a like a 90 year old jewish man we're getting the game out already we're learning a little maybe [ __ ] i'm getting terrible rolls it would still leave my guy kind of exposed i didn't have any safety in my roles my roles were all exposed wait what i i didn't catch any of that you yelled it so loudly that discord cut out everything i said i didn't get any there was no safety in any of my roles every all the role that i got was just like i made myself vulnerable the entire time that is true geez i don't know what to do yeah exactly [ __ ] sucks bro dude you just got a double that's what you have to do i've said it a thousand times i mean [Music] all right i'm just gonna get while we're young things moving whoops while we're not supposed to play backgammon [Laughter] oh man susie's like i bet he's thinking about other girls and you're like i should have rolled a [ __ ] double back hammond god damn it if i could just move that checker one more spot i know it's really what this game is i wanna see some goddamn fortification okay want a clean fortified game all right so help me get if i don't see some fortification here i'm gonna [ __ ] oh that's a real good role i'm gonna kill someone don't kill anyone just listen i don't care who gets killed camilla sweetheart my dog sometimes when my dog gets very excited she'll chase her tail and uh we'll all be damned if uh she isn't doing that wildly around the perilously uh connected wires holding my game grubs set up together wow puppies love popping poppy's gonna pop puppies we'll pop there is no question about that you got a double dude i don't know what it is but you gotta do it you gotta you gotta everyone who's anyone is doubling you roll the exact same thing i rolled do not eat that wire do not eat that wire my sweet love camilla's like i'm gonna eat that wire so she's she's like ah i got sour news for you jack i'm just gonna gently remove that wire from her grasp stay good girl now it's a race against the clock to race against my hack i need some sticks oh my god what oh that's what father needed that dude that's a game ender you just played ember cleave on turn three dude holy crap if i was 80 playing this game i'd have a heart attack right now i could have been a life ender oh i bet someone's i bet someone's had cardiac arrest while playing back ammo love that love that three yeah really helped me out there super cool oh my god wow this has been a fortuitous role that is the bull hockey it's bull frogs that was the point of any of it you are so like me dude as soon as like one bad thing happens it's like why don't i just die now what's even the point of waking up another morning gee whiz dude yeah uh watch it be like i just like every time like the backgammon wizard shows up in the comments and it's like they should have used the i don't know why they weren't doing it like yeah every every time aaron said to use it would have been a perfect time to use it like clippy the helpful paper clip from windows 95 looks like you're [ __ ] up at backhand can i help gotta use the double that'll get two in todd said no dad said no did you say roll a double damn it i want to see what it does i don't know what it does oh oh it's very close now it's not close at all it's you won period that is it and why didn't you roll the double do it on this last turn no okay you're you're opponent considering you're gonna take the double oh yeah i am you animal okay i win i don't know what that means and this time you better [ __ ] double you don't know what that all right what is the point of that outside of well whatever we're deciding the turn order but to get him out if i roll a five i do oh i have rhys oh god no stop aarons all right i'll take the double yeah you will good god yeah you will alright so i'll take him out you've got to do it what else you gotta do do a three i don't think so you gotta do the two and maybe one of these people's here okay cool that's tricky business right there that's tricky business it's dirty not a business is what it is come on did you say sucking on the bathtub sucking on the balls i got on the bathtub smelling my balls [Music] gum [Laughter] and this goes here you're right i like it oh crap i still have another three yeah [ __ ] yo what are you gonna do with it bro here comes the three hope that you don't roll just missed it you just missed it don't tell me why i just miss them you're a dank [ __ ] i'm sorry i'm sorry i called you that take the [ __ ] double dan why because like because it's funny to me because it makes me giggle except it may not have been the best move because now this dude's exposed well that sounds like someone's problem that's not mine [Laughter] oh boy that's good because i'm already past the danger zone uh oh gotta take it just don't roll a one you stupid [ __ ] one shot just shut up ew my lips taste bad i don't know what to tell you they were like right near your mouth yeah i guess you're right exactly what you're gonna be tasting all day man i i don't know what to tell you [ __ ] dude oh yeah are you gonna take that double you think i'm stupid of course i'm gonna take the damn double oh sick i [ __ ] love back ammon and i don't care who knows it doubled yes i'll take the double all right that's as i think that's the most a double can be what if it resets oh my god i don't even want to think about those possibilities that's that's making me too scared yeah now i'm too horny please just give me yes thank you yeah there you go oh my god yeah just like shovel them all in it's like not even as it's not even like it's it's like still i'm still three behind i'm still one and a half roll behind okay i love this this sexy music too this is backgammon baby making music shut up wow all right backgammon baby making me yo i'm just gonna share my winnings with you after this game of backgammon you want to uh exactly you want a little sexual encounters maybe hey baby after this game of back game and why don't why not wow um oh yeah bringing back the nervous sexy talk sorry oh my god this roll combination sucks i swear to god if i roll four and a one i'm gonna scream [Laughter] jesus christ do you think at some point like the old jewish dude playing this game like turns to the keyboard player and he's like you think maybe you could play three more chords baby getting a little tidy [ __ ] very similar maybe as we grow old together we'll uh we'll [ __ ] play a lot more back out dude we're going to be [ __ ] old men playing backgammon i'm so happy that we know how to play this game now we got started early yeah and that we kind of know how to play uh the nintendo card game whose name escapes me hanafuda hanafuda yeah that one's still pretty nebulous honestly as far as my understanding goes but at least uh at least we played it a bunch also uh please let me know in the comments if you want me to keep the fart sound board happening [Laughter] this would be our morning radio show danny the raptor sorry i i'm almost done i've almost got this out of my system yeah but not quite oh you might like this one [Music] it just keeps going away was that real yes wow way to go aaron i'm so glad i'm not in the room for that this one's called moan bark fart anyway goodbye thanks so much for joining us we had a wonderful time today oh man hello everybody welcome back to gaming oh hey there uh after a long hiatus from club 51 games we're returning uh it is not without uh our own efforts um for some reason our internet connection just couldn't work just didn't our internet connection yeah yeah just like our connection mine i guess i don't know well what we were when we did it and you did it with the phone remote it seemed like it was on your end but then okay listen here's what happened yes oh yeah what had happened was my my service i guess was like your old modem sucks so we're replacing it and they sent me a new modem and then they were like we're shutting off support for that old modem today like literally today the day we're recording so like i replaced the modem and there was this whole fiasco but i got it fixed and then we tried this and it finally worked because i switched my modem i guess even though miracle i didn't do anything different and when we tried it once where dan was remoting from his phone internet to the it wore anyway yeah i i like no believe me i'm not blaming you as a person i'm i'm just saying my pristine incredible internet connection also known as router i hardly know her function perfectly all right we're going to play doctor boxes we're playing dots boxes baby boy it's really easy to draw swastika on this and i don't want us to accidentally do it oh jeez yeah let's that will be an awkward that'll be an awkward screen cap [Laughter] grumpo is in control [Laughter] now you choose you piece of shoe oh boy yeah does the rest close up everything yep well oh dots and boxes you cruel mistress yeah oh you sneaky sally [Laughter] now i'm the one who is screwed no maybe not no [Laughter] oh [Laughter] [ __ ] dude yeah that's it i won this one yeah you did win i will take my blue prize oh boy you just have to watch everything that filled in that is so emasculating uh i don't know if i'll ever get hard ever again no no i am like i am like applesauce over here [Laughter] wow congrat congratulations come at me dots and box champions well she didn't know for your information that's baxter's zacatac gig dalton box master here johnson fox foxmaster 38. there are 37 thoughts and boxes masters before me oh my god i got you where i want you [ __ ] do you no shut up you don't know anything you ain't doing your shut up oh good job claiming that box buddy tinky tinky [Laughter] i've been playing dances boxes since i was a child mmm chari barry ruchi pitbury pembo [Laughter] [Music] i'm just clueless you'll be paid dearly for your crimes [Laughter] dan i hate you you're so close something scribble looks the same and sometimes it doesn't look the same sometimes it looks different that's an interesting point i had not realized that sometimes the scrubbles are [Music] you know i get it yeah um nuts let me know what my taint tastes like tastes like what does his taint taste like why is my battery running well i have my laptop charged plugged in that's scary don't let it be that way aaron you [ __ ] chode monster no [Music] [ __ ] i can't hear you because i disconnected my headphones [ __ ] you're gonna win again you suck at [ __ ] okay there we go i will win this is ass i hate life well now do you see your crimes against humanity damn it ah nutsack [ __ ] [ __ ] [Laughter] once it's filled end my life [Laughter] no oh man by four it was a little closer yeah all right climbing up climbing up the ranks of loser town come on man you're doing great this is the first time you were climbing the ladder to the failure clouds i played this game like all the time did you read it i even did an instructional video because we when we recreated the office in vr we included this as a game that you could play in the meeting room oh i love it i don't want to lose this one and then get myself and i have to cut i have to win four in a row situation i'm so cool bloated ass people like me like you're not going along with the song at all you're just like people think i'm neat [Laughter] everyone thinks aaron's the best are you how far in advance are you setting up your your thoughts um not super far yeah i mean it's kind of just like yay lines go here you know and then eventually you're like okay i can see where this is going but it's not until the very end you know [Music] that's how it feels naughty boy sassy [ __ ] thotson boxes master here a common approach is to use the fibonacci sequence to create a spiraling situation you know i feel like snails really had it figured out i used what i call the ammonite shell attack [Laughter] this is an ancient technique that was basically dinosaur times developed certain times developed interesting i'll take that fill it in give me more give me give me more give god damn it give me meat more i'll take two and in the meantime i'll give you another two here is two oh everybody's waiting oh you sneaky [ __ ] [Music] you're a dirty sneaky [ __ ] sneaky sneaky i will take what is mine and that is these two boxes yeah meow i think this is gonna end in a tie no you're gonna win by [ __ ] one you're gonna win by one what god damn it no way yo yeah win by one i'm enraged oh no it's a tie it's a tie is it really yeah check it out well or yeah five six one two three four five six wow yeah look at that would you be my daughter box queen aaron i'll be uh you're not somebody i don't wanna draw again but i don't wanna yeah but i'm winning uh at this exact moment i'm winning the super bowl of dots and boxes i can't wait to read the comments and it's like well what they should have done datsun box champion 57 or whatever yeah i've won millions of dollars at the professional dots and boxes circuit you know what i'm waiting for is like that [ __ ] like someone to link to the footage of like the dots and boxes championship or whatever and it's like it's just one of those [ __ ] convention halls that's just a sea of people sitting at [ __ ] desks playing dots and boxes and just like do you think so i think it would be like that um what was it dashcon that failed convention with the little tiny ball pit in the middle of the giant empty warehouse oh that's so sad [ __ ] it well at least you know i'm i'm being honest because no thought went into that move one two three dots and boxes ah [ __ ] yeah big no what have you done oh it didn't it didn't hit the right part of the button oh a bit i assure you i meant to dope dope dope oh my god one two three here you go sucka duh i couldn't get there fast enough it doesn't i know i know go go go oh [ __ ] uh you dumb [ __ ] disrespectful disrespect oh you you [ __ ] win again you evil bastard you win again hansen you've done it again you did it goku oh god that's me every time i know it's so stupid let's do a quick uh connect four quick connect four i love it because i'm not good at this you're like amazing at this you how do you not how are you not good at connect four because it's hard it's just connect four i know but i my brain can't think in four dimensions it's two dimension which is what is [Laughter] needed i don't like this at all you get nervous whatever so nervous dude what the hell why are you getting freaked out i hate this do you really yeah it's it's so stressful it's connect four man get your connect four go it's a game of chance and joy it's not a game it's a game of joy or chance it's a game of strict deliberation yeah you trying to go for your two-way ultimate victory yeah i don't know why i set up the same thing again uh all right it's just some guy plucking over there on his like one string stand-up guitar yeah it's some really weird like ragtime [ __ ] i don't like this scary and uncomfortable i i'm sure you said scary and uncomfortable but uh it sounded like gary and uncomfortable i'm like what did gary ever do to you i don't know man gary's [ __ ] weirdo gary [ __ ] made me uncomfortable i just said i just said how [Laughter] [Music] [ __ ] mean boy what are you talking about i'm talking about how mean you are as a boy i'm just dropping checkers the situation that you're doing here what do you mean i don't know i just don't see any like rhyme or reason to what you're doing maybe that is the rhyme or reason oh damn baby that's the reason for the season sorry oh my god i could have a connect 5 the game just overloads like oh too much happening that cross is very like yeah anyway yeah it's like i'm hunting vampires i guess [ __ ] music is killing me i know it's really funny [Applause] that part like he just really lets it let's go you know what is this what is this what is this move i don't understand what this move is it's like this is like chess times a thousand it's really not it's like i can't stress how not that it is it's like chess times a thousand it's [ __ ] dropping checkers into little columns oh god it's like it's like the 3d [ __ ] they're playing in star wars oh boy [Music] there's only one movie there's nothing i can do it's like chess times a thousand you you [ __ ] were like oh man i'm thinking seven moves ahead like rick dick don't do that it's really mean i don't like it at all it makes me nervous and i hate it and i don't want it to be [Music] a shazbot did you say yeah oh shout out oh shazbot you think you can trick me with those moves i do think again precisely what i think those moves will never get you the championship cup you'll never be a dancer this can't get enough of that sugar crisp dude that sweet golden taste that beefy juicy taste ooh i could get a connect five yeah i know i can connect six dude is it wouldn't that be amazing that would be pretty nice you never know [ __ ] yes you do win sir good sir aaron that's that all right good game aaron holy crap yes mazel baby on the contrary i've lost six times in a row this episode that's not true you can't prove that oh that's not true you don't know that for sure [Music] [Laughter] all right all right next time on gabe grubbs aaron wins i'm so excited hello everyone hello aaron just asked me if i wanted to play hit and blow and i don't know what to tell him let's do not duplicate colors first and then we'll do a hard road yeah let's try not to trap our minds too hard right off the bat my mind has been dulled by the backstreet boys tour to the point where i'm reading 20 000 leagues under the sea right now and last night i caught myself reading the same paragraph for a fourth time oh wow i was like i should stop reading oh [ __ ] you're right yeah oh god that's my mind whoops wait no blue blue needs to wait what them oh my bad you didn't you put oh you stupid son of a [ __ ] [Laughter] you really [ __ ] us on this we gain nothing from that situation that that that would make sense oh my god [ __ ] holy [ __ ] i feel like a genius have you ever had to parallel park in a spot that's like way way bigger than your car and you're like i'm [ __ ] amazing that's how i feel right now i drive like a mini cooper so it's like super easy to back into any spot that's true you're practically driving a go-kart this here this here and i'll throw in a blue oh beautiful oh nope it's red we need oh maybe not though [ __ ] this this game is ass okay okay okay okay okay okay we're fine everything's fine everything's good it's all tits right now [Laughter] [ __ ] i take four hits for breakfast i might pee on this i was gonna say i might pee on the switch just to mark my territory you know yeah yeah you like it you like it oh cool whoever actually guesses it gets the point son of a [ __ ] i don't know we're we're playing like we're we're working as a team nobody pay attention to that eight to one in the quarter [Music] oh so it is a competition oh no it's about to get cold and silent in here yeah we shouldn't help each other wow yeah no i play it competitively all right let's try it okay um oh i hate that how interesting hate that did you say you hate it why do you hate that it's giving you information i know but it's like stop you know [Laughter] it's like you did it so [ __ ] well [ __ ] oh ted your boner [Laughter] sorry it's from that's from road trip that's really funny well [ __ ] this is h r tough and stuff well you need more than eight turns if they're gonna duplicate pegs yo this rules okay okay [Laughter] what oh really [Music] you're out of turns baby come on you just gotta sit there while i figure it out oh man this [ __ ] sucks [Laughter] yeah going first is a huge disadvantage in this one um oh god now everybody's watching and i have to figure it out and this is like this is the point where it's clear that you could figure it out if you had the brain capacity yeah i don't know a monkey or a child but i have neither all right let's say okay i'm breathing really heavy right now dude okay so these are the right colors [Music] it could be oh it could be there or it could be there ah we need more turns i know i know we do we do there's a couple possibilities oh my god yeah [Applause] oh you have to eat both of the balls aaron they're they're dangling they're tea bagging at you that was amazing yeah oh i'm gonna give you a roman soldier helmet that's where i that's where i gently place my genitalia over the over your face i immediately saw it in my mind's eye dude all right all right no you got it is that it yeah that's it man oh my god [ __ ] guess i just picked pink twice because i like pink yeah sometimes that's all it takes baby oh my god are you dude what kind of [ __ ] wizard are you stop talking my brain this is my last chance man [ __ ] monkala it's just like cursing other games dots and boxes is impossible keep it to your hot nasty self oh god oh it feels so but it feels so good but my brain is like mush wow it it it is weird though cause like your your mind does start to like understand the patterns more you know yeah like when we first started playing i was like i don't know what's happening but you do sort of adjust hey if we're oh man wins on the last three games dan wins hey all right but technically we're tied on this one i won't give him no credit going forward let the records show that no credit goes to him well then wow okay hey good for you wow you [ __ ] [ __ ] [Laughter] put that and start the episode with that but a beep or whatever obviously um okay hey welcome welcome to game grams everybody welcome back and welcome to game grubs uh a hundred years dan and grumpy [Music] um a sneezy breezy beautiful cover girl oh sorry bud i i just i just want you to know that i am filing an official shenanigan declaration [Music] yeah i get it scuba diving [Music] you'll never get it that way except you will a little oh hell but [ __ ] yeah all right let's just get it over with uh-huh this is entertaining for everyone i like when the man mills wow so cool flying flying time yeah i don't care what's the point yeah i i don't care all right okay cool yeah i had like three mils set up anyway so all right here we go yes that was the real that was just the warm-up yeah that was just that was just the one so aaron could publicly flog me for my for my mistake at the beginning for your arrogance that's what i call a double block [Laughter] what are you doing man oh we're gumming it up over here yeah this is this is officially gummy bears getting nice and gummy over here we're bouncing here and there and also to a degree everywhere okay that's no good well that you did that one fair and square well you know a piece of frog [ __ ] [Music] no hate it you like it when i meal daddy loves to mill why didn't you just mill like you would have taken it away because because i did [Laughter] because i can make another mill over here yeah yeah yeah okay fair enough that requires much more mill skill if you know what i'm saying take it okay super dee duper a little bit of mill never hurt nobody oh it's so awesome [Laughter] such a [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah flying time only buys you one one piece really well you could have blocked me but to what end i don't know along the game extend the game yeah cool fun times yeah all right all right oh man it's flying time already time flies oh boy good boy we should have fun today didn't we the show's over see you next time oh my god you remember that so well yeah next time how long is that what do we do till then well you could wax your toenails [Laughter] well what do you plan on doing my furry friend oh sneaky very sneaky i like the sneaky nature of your moves [Laughter] they make me very aroused but not so much to the point that i lose control and i think i like it uh-oh oh you were out of pieces yeah i know i had it otherwise poo protuberance well i don't much care for that yeah well ding dang dash uh the you got a choice to make yeah i do and what a difficult choice it is i'll take this one that was the choice and i block you perhaps the other one was the better choice we'll never know yeah no we do know it was the better choice it was definitely the better choice he's like buzz buzz not me oh no you piece of [ __ ] i'll [ __ ] kill you i've got a [ __ ] knife i don't care looks like it's gonna be more like eight men's morrison [Music] no you [ __ ] you strong boy i see baby i see some potential in your movements do you really i don't you'll never be able to best me in the game of wits my friend yeah no i'm pretty [ __ ] dude they call that the one turn mill it sucks yeah i hate this game i really do i don't like it at all it's like the game of like [ __ ] you yeah no i mean it's it's boring and it's shitty and i hate it oh boy in before dude complains about everything yeah i actually truly don't care much for this one yeah i will block you and then that oh [ __ ] i will block you there [Music] this is not working out for me i should probably work on my own path [ __ ] yeah that's really the choice here what the hell how am i supposed to do anything this is ridiculous like you [ __ ] you win like you period you win there has to be a way to do it that we're just not seeing wow well all right then yeah okay uh that was a learning one that was the learning game wow we now know what not to do wait one two three no i don't like that at all here i go there he went that's the game again again i got you [ __ ] you naughty [ __ ] you're a dirty uh oh what are you doing hold on hold [Music] friend's name please george his name is george is george name is george george's name name is george [Music] [Laughter] wow this game is crazy got a little uh got a little intense there for a second as in like we both completely stopped talking and we're just like um i completely forgot we were doing a show there's something here all right let's do one more okay cool name is dave dave dave diff dave dave dave dave come on dave now [Music] all right i'm gonna go first this time okay i will go first he's going first i'm going first [Laughter] that's totally what it is i am scared hate this [ __ ] nasty wet and tight nasty boy nasty boys it's still straight lines congratulations erin oh yes i'm feeling quite the gamer boy boy that last 10 minutes really turned into like gamer aaron and gamer dan like i must win yeah no like i actually want to raise if i'm gonna [ __ ] lose this much on the show like you should be paying me more i should call up sega and ask them to give me a race for playing their [ __ ] games sega is this sega no like i'm just like sonic because i oh yeah oh yeah yeah you've put me through enough i think i think it's only fair yeah well anyway next time on youtube yeah let let's let's never speak again okay well we still have episodes that we need to um thank you for uh joining us for the last episode of game grumps um oh man like that's just how we end the show just like on a random ass game of hexagons well yeah okay we're done bye all right bye everyone thanks for everything just kidding we love you we'll be back tomorrow they literally just remembered they're called [ __ ] liberties and not freedoms i don't know how to call them freedoms the whole time because these colors don't run aaron it's [ __ ] america god damn it hello everybody welcome back to game groups today it's a very special day it's a very special day we're surprised well daniel we're gonna be playing a game that everyone knows it's called billiards we're trying to like do like the really intimate gentle yeah um like pool commentary voices but um we have to cover up our microphones in order to do it thereby negating any calmness at [Music] [Laughter] because if the eight ball all look good it's just going to melee a whole stage yeah no one understands what you're saying like [Music] that's right yeah all right i said if you liked it you should have put a ring on it okay no problem super simple yeah i pull and release to shoot [Applause] oh i celebrate your victory or the singer love the scene if you liked it then you should have put the precious on it well that that diagram really makes it it really helps not gonna lie and uh what do you mean editor what the [ __ ] is it i'll put this right here okay what the [ __ ] is i hate this mom the meatloaf [ __ ] oh excellent okay i'm quite pleased by this development nice yeah that was clean wasn't it clean is a butt that's been cleaned yeah with a recently freshly flowery washed butt check this out oh [ __ ] are you about to do this oh my god that was so turned whoo oh and look at that straight right now mother i'm feeling uh a bit turnt mother could you please turnt it down yes are you all so lit because you're not staying home from school if you're only turned of course i'm i'm lit mom god of course i'm lit mom my business it's like four this morning you saw me be lit i was listening to the kids bob version of ring a ring on it whatever single ladies aaron single ladies okay here we go i don't know anything about beyonce dude ooh that's a nice clean shot for you holmes i would slow clap but i just don't have the don't have admin i simply don't have the strength nice clean nicely [Laughter] what about this one i don't know yeah you should probably get to that one clean [Laughter] clean [Laughter] oh man damn it number four clean clean nice shut up oh my god all right i'm clean dirty dirty wash it wash it gotta wash the hands oh boy i'm in a weird spot now that's what i meant to do that was my plan all along you just stumbled into my trap that i've laid for you check this out oh it's gonna be clean isn't it [Laughter] oh crap now i'm in trouble though i've soiled myself jill clean unclean unclean wow oh schnibbly's now that i don't know nibble boy that 10 is just really it's clean powdered bottom well done sir wipe wipe i'm trying to do them in order dude why because it adds an extra challenge it feels extra clean when i do it clean don't forget oh come on come on come on come on come on come on oh god damn it wow look at this yeah yeah i mean as far as i'm concerned that shot is clean [Laughter] aggressive sort of one might even say unnecessarily so yeah like anger in that shot well i was just trying to have fun because it's gonna get a little less fun from here unless clean [ __ ] god damn it something about you saying clean like after it has already missed it's pretty awesome all right i don't know okay unclean unclean no where's the bath it's quite the dingle oh my god oh baby no more dirt that was fun it's just called [ __ ] pool i don't know why they have like weird names for all these renegade and it's like that's not what it's called whoa well done gentle five right there and then a clean frontal clean pocket one seven oh [ __ ] [ __ ] no rotate the other way you [ __ ] this is decidedly unclean hmm i've lost my streak everything is for naught that's what happens when you hop in that tub scrub a dub dub [Music] kill me it's weird they call it foul instead of scratch yeah what are they called [ __ ] billiards instead of pool oh there's also that well billiards is a different game i think i might be wrong about that billiards is the one where you just have like one ball right you have to like knock it off the corners or something i don't know i don't know i could say something but it would probably be wrong and i would be harshly corrected so awesome you [ __ ] [ __ ] dead that's not what billiard does [Laughter] i can't believe he's 40 and he doesn't know i learned in third grade and you never forgot it i'm in third grade now okay okay wow look at that no i don't know about you but that's beautiful that's a nice ragu right there that's a spicy that's a spicy ragu [ __ ] i gotta stop hitting it hard well i don't like that at all this has created an awkward situation for me my dad taught me how to shave just saying things i wish happened okay all right let's talk about the game again [Laughter] these are just awkward shots bro are you ready for this um yeah are you ready for this check this out you all ready for this oh this sucks oh god it's clean yeah i hate this something about them spotlighting the pocket made it like a lot more nerve-wracking for me yes it's like this is the only place that it needs to go it's like why why don't i get that seven in get that seven seven oh well i can get this that's a one it's oh yeah okay i got confused and i think there might also be like a rule where you have to if you don't hit a ball you have to hit at least three sides but i might be straight up making that up well i'm sure billiards fan 78 will let you know yeah there's always nice billiard fans 78 though like in this shot uh it was actually a really clean move it's like wow that makes me feel like the hanafuda guys they were they were all the hanafuda guys were awesome yeah oh okay oh [ __ ] oh that's an awkward shot oh [ __ ] call your pocket you strangulated bastard you did it aaron you did it and you did it goku you're the billionaire master [Laughter] well done good sir was that is that a tot did you win less yeah that's a tie oh [ __ ] so we gotta do a quick tie breaker okay let's do it how many balls do you think you can sink aaron i'm gonna sink 20 balls you do the am i breaking or are you i'm breaking i'm breaking these mandarin oranges and they're like oops oops sorry there's one oh clean nice clean where's the bounty they kind of look like eggs like those brown eggs and i feel like very awkward about smashing them oh [ __ ] off with that all right [ __ ] yeah place it wherever you desire aaron i desire to place it right here oh that looks clean deliciously clean clean i've gotta sink two more balls that's like every saturday night for me is that okay men talk to each other me hungry no oh okay me guess you right i'm just imagining this being like a high stakes game of billiards where like a lot of money is on the line and i'm just running around the table like i can't decide [ __ ] i've ever told you how much i hate you hate me yeah no but i get it these these games really bring it out oh oh my god suck me off suck me dry [Laughter] i am victorious i'm going to pee on my dog's head now it is symbol of my alpha male status don't worry he likes it right well congratulations dude great congratulations to you aaron for beating me in the 16 games leading up to billiards i guess that's true yeah 17-7 yeah it's a football score oh that's a lot of crowns yeah thank god none of this matters what do you want to play [Music] dude i don't know stop talking to me i'm sorry enjoy your sandwich thank you for joining us on gameboy what if we just had no idea how to use microphones after all this time thanks so much for joining us today [Music] uh tom cruise your nachos are available tom cruise nachos already i need a price that's right that's what you got to do when you go to a bowling alley you like you get nachos and then you're like uh yeah i'm tom hanks and just watch everyone like look that's like that i that actor michael b jordan and how like he's like god damn every time michael jordan michael jordan and nachos are already and everyone's like michael jordan and then they see him and they're like okay i like michael b jordan yeah he's i mean he's good he was great in creed yeah hey everybody uh so aaron and i have um a little score to settle in a french game where you capture by jumping it's checkers yes checkers always gets heated between us and uh well i wanted a rematch our nine year friendship is teetering on the edge and i think checkers is just the right thing to tip the scales right into i'm never speaking to you again i'll make you go oh you're giving me first move well aaron isn't that kind of you let's do it i like to consider myself a kind human being um you know it doesn't often go that way but do you think there's anyone out there who bets on game grumps versus games oh my god i love that can everyone just like do that on this one is that they'll just like what if ten thousand dollars was riding on a game of checkers that frankly you and i are terrible at we're not i guess you can't be really terrible at checkers but like you can be pretty bad yeah i mean we don't make like dumb moves we just make like kind of stupid moves well you just ensured that there will be a compilation of aaron and dan do extremely stupid checker moves hmm yes seems as though i've forced the issue oh not really seems as though you have forced the issue consider my issue forced the issue has been forced you're being so [ __ ] toxic right now [Laughter] wow how incredibly 20 20 of you to say so looks like i have forced the issue sure [Laughter] uh [Laughter] please don't please don't do anything that will sacrifice my pieces please don't do anything and then we'll capture my pieces i really don't [Laughter] i'm begging you dude i'll give you 20 bucks if you let me win this one what is it my turn yeah oh i didn't even realize it was my turn what if uh please i'll give you a million dollars what if every game grumps episode i gave you like an extra 20 bucks just to lose to be on camera oh it would be true to form for you my friend just please don't make me look bad i really need this please please susie and i have kind of been on the rocks a little bit and she's like if i'm bad at checkers that'll be the last straw please i please i beg you i'm dying over here everyone knows you're the favorite i need something just give me something everybody knows that's ridiculous oh geez i don't know what to do and never has a moving checkers felt more heady and and crucial than this crucial it's a stereotype the stereo where you man i'm just trying to freestyle dude why are you being such a hero about this trying to freestyle oh i'm sorry i didn't realize if he's got that's embarrassing for me when he grabs the checker he's gonna wreck her the queen the queen is mean the queen's mean there's nothing sadder and this is i'm not making fun of you it's just unfortunate timing for what i'm going to say this the there's nothing sadder than someone who can't freestyle rap attempting to freestyle rap you know like when when they get to that moment where they don't know where to go with it anymore and you you just see like their eyes widen slightly it's rough ruff-ruff going for the block oh i'm going for the block well you have two more pieces than me and a queen king king [Laughter] you're my queen king can crane boy i hate this i wish i could dunk like the greats michael jordan michael b jordan michael jordan michael jordan michael jackson he never faked the funk on the nasty dunk i'm all out of options okay here [ __ ] okay what does that mean it's the jeff goldblum thing from jurassic park oh that's right what am i gonna do dude you're pretty much deaf i know but it's like what am i gonna do just accept the effing embrace the f don't tell me enjoy the f don't tell me don't tell me to do that i taste the rainbow which in this context feels much more aggressive every move is a bad except for that one but so help me [ __ ] [ __ ] is such an ass beating yeah it's it's too powerful i can't deal with this anymore oh boy what a waste waste of my [ __ ] brain could have been making something yeah i could have put my time creatively so i spent losing your [ __ ] checkers precious precious minutes of my life it's just like it's like you get what like sometime between like 60 and 100 years not that not that much when you really think about it especially since you don't even remember the first five years and the next 10 years you sort of spend like getting used to life and then the next kind of 20 years you learned a never-ending growing process so by the time you hit your like 40s then maybe you're starting to get what life is all about and then you can do what you want to do but then you know in your 60s and 70s your body starts breaking down and you just can't move the way you want to so i love the fact that i'm spending precious minutes of my peak life losing to you at checkers when you got that king it was basically like watching a five-minute version of when you like accidentally bump the glass off the table and then you just have to watch it happen yeah that's true what are you doing you freak what are you what are you doing what am i doing i'm trying to approach bro i'm get getting that approach homie you don't think i know how to approach but i'm approach king yeah move see what happens see what happens when you move your checker to that spot don't like that playing [ __ ] bottle caps over here for crack no i don't want to do that that's a bad move that's a real bad idea [ __ ] that's real nice what's happening what's happening over there just having a good time just enjoy myself it's fine people are allowed to enjoy themselves people are sending me what are you doing you're an animal this is what you are you're an animal i'm a naughty checkers man yeah i've seen it oh i've seen it first hand there's no third hand it's only first hand in second hand i'm gonna start a checkers podcast called what the check this could be the most famous podcast in the world it's gonna be huge you're gonna love it why are you sacking [ __ ] so proud of me oh [ __ ] i gotta protect before i attack hey i'll be so proud of you oh [ __ ] [Laughter] [ __ ] up that's not gonna be happy with that are you thinking son oh is it me yeah where'd you move i moved the bottom middle i moved up one oh you did okay okay sorry i wasn't paying attention i was thinking about what my dad was going to do to be what i can't home i moved c4 to a1 you better believe i'm gonna get five across the ass your [ __ ] is gummed up bro it is a little gummy it is bouncing here and there and occasionally everywhere you better not shout you better not shout better not shout cuz if you [ __ ] shout santa's gone i just kill you [Laughter] oh i lose i straight up lose i mean seriously whatever i'm having fun oh [ __ ] dude dude dude [Applause] that might have been the worst move i've ever seen in checkers ever oh no um [Laughter] your dad's gonna be so cross oh [Laughter] um dad please don't please that was awful he's not gonna take me fishing anymore [Music] [Laughter] oh my dude [Music] bro your dad would be like i don't i don't think i ever saw it anymore i was like i don't know if i have a son oh it's worth it oh my god i'm such a fool that was truly remarkable go ahead make my whatever um [Laughter] what do you want me to do i don't know what i'm gonna do i don't know man i all i can imagine is that like the the people watching this at home actually got out of their seats and were like oh i think where that checker move happened it's all you i feel like such a doof why would you do such a thing why would you move in such a way why would you move like jagger dude just do it then you're in control aaron i just felt like maybe there was a chance there was a chance yeah and then i [ __ ] gave up three pieces there was a 98 chance wow that was a that was definitely our craziest game of checkers i enjoyed it tremendously all right well i still gotta win it back so here we go oh my god what okay i gotta win it back yeah checkers okay what is this best of three it's best of however many it takes for me to win that's 237 i'm sure i'll win 98 in a row i don't want to talk to you cause i hate your guts i hate you you're good yeah move it oh i like to move it move it i like to move it move it i like to move it open you like to move move it let's start trading pieces the oh that was fast [Laughter] oh my gosh [Music] [Laughter] you can't handle the blues secret of nem is an incredible movie you can't handle bismuth and that's the straight bluth i am not loving this situation yeah i don't i don't super love it either actually come on threaten me see what happens i don't like it man you're all you're all punked up and i'm all spread out that's hot dude i like to you know we gotta huddle together for warmth yup ugh fine whatever ugh gotta move together as a unit everything's uh i'm feeling quite uh right now i don't know if i can ugh everything's zen i don't think so i think i'm gonna fly to los angeles find my [ __ ] brother ah you [ __ ] let me you're a joker no no ground for king now you gotta come up with some little secret plans better dare i say more secretive i like how it's the simplest game in the world but we treat it like gary kasparov versus deep blue you know we're just we're both having like the beautiful mind equations over our faces well now now is the time for the rhythm and the rhyme hadn't considered that and then and then that's oh and then you with that one and then that one so no on that that's incredible he's going through so many permutations all right oh that was that was the right move yeah you can't what are you doing oh no that's not what i meant to do silly boy let me [ __ ] take it you having an aneurysm over there what are you doing man [ __ ] god damn it the [ __ ] god damn it the dark art of checkers [ __ ] [Laughter] no why did i do that oh god that's a [ __ ] fool i wasn't thinking oh my god aaron god damn it [ __ ] i've never watched a grown man fall to pieces like this before this is like this is like you just got home after the divorce and you're just like what am i gonna do man there's nothing i can [ __ ] do i just get taken i just get taken over and over again i get taken 100 years [ __ ] oh boy oh boy [ __ ] [ __ ] socks [ __ ] socks what the [ __ ] just for making a dumb move i didn't think about which is all this game is that's ridiculous the point what's the point of going on take it i don't care stupid ass would you would you move the wood in the corner for me oh dang it oh cause never mind with super jump or whatever oh no i just wanted to have like all four cakes at the end oh got it yeah well i think you will really will it will it give it to me still king me yeah yeah that's gotta be some kind of special record right [Music] holy crap you really got your ass beat [Laughter] that's okay man you [ __ ] man handled me at hexagons earlier yeah we should play that oh let's play that no i don't i hate that that's like that's the checkers i'm not good at you were you were all like oh this is so interesting this is so cool until i was just like yeah yeah i get it now wow was this a full checkers episode yeah dude incredible well you know what yeah there were some pretty incredible checkers situations happening in this one yeah like when i got destroyed and then there was like the part where i got destroyed but they were such different types of destruction no one was one was a triple jump all the way up the board to get a king the other was like all four kings at the top like [ __ ] frogger yeah for you crazy kids who remember that reference that was that was very funny no [ __ ] hello my beautiful people it is i'm here with my friends underwater sammy the silly seahorse hey that's me f you i want to think like brie larson like it's just like there's just nothing to do so aquaman's just like hey i'm starting a youtube channel what's up i like that well yeah and and i'd like to thank uh all of our lovelies for being cool with us playing these club 51 games god they are relaxing and fun no [ __ ] [ __ ] god damn it [ __ ] i'm gonna go first because i've been letting you go first a lot and it's not working out for you it's really making me look bad so hey cool i gotcha uh dickweed stupid oh well done oh my lips are [ __ ] chapped as hell don't [ __ ] me over on this one buddy i said don't [ __ ] me over i told you never to [ __ ] me but look at what you [ __ ] did you [ __ ] me oh awesome yeah wow that oh oh it went oh my god that's perfect you blew it you totally blew it holy [ __ ] dude holy [ __ ] another one if you move that three you'll get two in a row next yeah unless you've unless i just steal it from you okay i remember my sister used to be really into it and i never knew how to play it and now i wish i had because it's so simple that was [ __ ] terrible that was terrible you [ __ ] it up yeah i did i can't believe you you don't talk to me about [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm gonna [ __ ] you up one pool tree oh good for you you [ __ ] idiot getting all these goddamn seeds in your holes what takes doing what whoa how'd that happen i don't like that at all i don't know how it happened my joy is short-lived sucks shut up [Laughter] what do you mean capture oh oh sweet oh i mean that was like damn like an ass whooping to end all ass whoopings damn what a cool game all right let's do it let's now that we know what we're doing yeah i guess i'll go first again because whatever great okay and [ __ ] you aaron please so harsh that's rude and i'll never stop making cartoons i'll i know i can't do you think do you think it's easy to make rude cartoons like this it's impossible oh shake you yeah you're welcome you [ __ ] dick yes shut up thank you excuse me oh i don't want you to capture my stones so i'll move them to safety oh too bad you're nine ain't sick oh [ __ ] oh what the heck oh i miscounted oh [ __ ] god you just [ __ ] it up i did i oh straight [ __ ] it up hmm let's see [ __ ] it up randall randall randall randall you [ __ ] it up you [ __ ] it up randall you should have done it another way you would have got another stone what the [ __ ] are you talking about you shut your trap i've got a dog like all up in my business right now gently licking the switch and it's i got to tell you it's not helping my game do you see her camilla sweetie come on man love you so much yeah i love her too she's wonderful guys she's just like i feel like because we we got her from a rescue um place and yeah it was it was like a kill shelter and i don't know if she knows that for sure but like every morning when she wakes up next to ash and me she just like runs up to us and just like oh thank god it's you it's just it's very sweet and also a little sad yeah well i mean that's all dogs right like they're just i guess traditional love balls yeah they really are sweet that's how it's going to be that's how it's going to be sometimes it really do in fact be like that sometimes it really is a little like ah you sort of a [ __ ] nuts to that don't take my [ __ ] stone you god damn brick oh boy you gotta do it now that's not good this is like the do it give me the six i need not good yeah suck me off larry the cable guy you're the what oh that's a shame pizza [ __ ] oh plenty of time dude i know it's happening it's it's the reverse of earlier once you lose like five club 51 games in a row your body starts to reject it you're just like [ __ ] god damn it rejects it that's great one two three one two three smart smart smart i will make it easier for me to steal your stones garbage garbage frogger garbage frogger garbage i will make it easier to steal your stones [Music] i would not say such things if i were [Laughter] you i've got all the pieces all the pieces are in place now i will make my move secret ass yes it is a secret ass isn't it oopsie poopsies and then i take that one yes you are an [ __ ] ah [ __ ] you're a dick [ __ ] no stop that but i must i must increase my bust do it aaron i don't want to it gives you two in a row push the button yes it does everything you do it everything you does gives me the thing everything the light touches very uncool yes [Laughter] that is what an [ __ ] would do very uncool uh everyone at school thinks you're a dildo ah [ __ ] wow did you see that extremely uncool move people yes ah you [ __ ] face but check this out eat my dick no but i don't want to eat your dick no i don't wanna you should try eating dick no oh that's it though oh yes so it is my friend [ __ ] [ __ ] shut up i think i think it's close you don't know [ __ ] anything wow it was right at the end just right almost completely more [Laughter] yeah that score line is starting to i totally get it it's exactly what i went through before all right one more where you had like 17 wins and i was like i i if i died right now it would be a mercy gather up stones in your store dude shut up and gather i am scared son of [ __ ] that's a spicy meat dude don't tell me talk to me about meatballs that are spicy i know exactly the flavor level of my meatballs thank you very much [ __ ] ass no one knows more about meatball spices than me [ __ ] that's a spicy meatball like a dish wow dude it's because i was looking so much oh god you're gonna win this one oh is this how you're supposed this is a much different i don't know maybe yeah i steal your [ __ ] god i will kill you i will actually kill you don't even think first don't kill me i'll kill you yeah that's the move there's nothing you can do just steal [ __ ] i'm gonna steal your [ __ ] stealing [ __ ] stealing [ __ ] now fill up your stuff ondo squad 68 you trying to throw me off bro yeah i'm trying to speak in code speaking [ __ ] you have the perfect setup [ __ ] it's pretty good um boy i sure do wish i could dunk like the green how i wish i could dunk michael jordan why can't i dunk like and oh come on yeah baby christ [ __ ] is it ludo chris haha nice nice you're gonna have to give yourself a a self high five there thanks man did you just sorry my dude no sorry my dude you are right on my junk and i don't love it you son of a [ __ ] i saw your true colors i don't think you have to get them home but you have to at least get them into like the safety zone where you can dance if you want to you can leave your friends behind okay well what happens if i don't dance well then you don't dance and you're no friend of mine well then you don't dance yeah no stop running away green oh my god what's up my guy what's up my dude they're coming for me oh this is starting to get scary i know it's actually terrifying i don't like that oh stop no stop oh okay oh thank god oh he [ __ ] oh you're dead ron weasley i got peeps on my tail damn it [ __ ] you pass oh you have to roll a six to start the process again yeah oh my god oh that's infuriating oh yeah it sucks stop rolling twos [ __ ] yellow knocked me out of knock me out of line i don't want twos [Laughter] no i don't want ones give me a good roll you piece of [ __ ] oh my god he's flying around the board um boy that sucks yeah i love it can't get enough oh my god oh my god this dude's rolling jeez i feel like i'm being stalked oh no now i'm in the danger zone again oh god i'll take a six now don't jeez he's rolling sixes up the wazoo holy crap no no give me a six there you go [ __ ] finally i can roll again don't roll five or i'll [ __ ] kill your whole family [Laughter] no my friends are trying to call me on discord because they want to hang out tonight oh my god they're rolling far too fast i hate this everybody's bunched up oh my god [ __ ] [ __ ] i hate that oh god i don't want to be leading the pack right now oh god jesus no high numbers please no oh [ __ ] green [ __ ] i knew it no oh wait that's green oh that was him that was him don't roll a three oh oh thank god nice get me away from your nightmare i hate this it's a nightmare i know i know i'm so scared of everything that's happening oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god yellow is freaking ruthless yeah it's [ __ ] carnage no yellow's like way in the lead right now no you're never in the lead until like someone actually gets home no oh you're gonna pay [ __ ] dearly bro i know you're gonna pay for that's why they call it sorry yeah yeah oh you [ __ ] i know i feel so bad well not bad enough to not do it obviously i guess i could have not oh man of course you didn't have to feel bad oh yeah yellow's got this i mean you could have gone after him but instead you decided to go after your friend that was cool the cool move uh i gotta be you'll never catch him oh my god oh god whatever oh my god i'm so sorry dan i know now the error of my ways no it's okay it's okay this game is over oh [ __ ] suck my dick oh god [Music] [Laughter] son of a [ __ ] all right wow that was good i swear to god if you do that to me again i will never do that to you again are you sure about that sent a [ __ ] shiver down my spine and i was like oh i could have not done that it's okay i mean that's what the game is well that was very nice you could have taken my piece but you didn't i don't think you noticed but still i made that choice that was my okay okay well thank you very much yeah very kind of glad you noticed i i wasn't i wasn't actually mad i was just like i was like them there's a certain type of mad you get playing these games where it's like oh it's fun to be mad like this it was it was like the i'm enjoying being mad mad yeah oh yeah he's right up in your business [ __ ] you go and [ __ ] yourself you [ __ ] [ __ ] yellow yellow okay get it out and there i go now please god kill me yes now you have to suck the dick oh yellow of triumph oh god oh i am in hell oh my god really oh i have no choice lame god this sauce is lame no oh [ __ ] oh aaron okay i wasn't thinking yeah would you [ __ ] it all right no it's all right i'm all right i'm right it's fine oh you gotta hurt him no no the retribution has to come from me that's true specifically killing you that's true as is my only goal in this game now i just saw like a value proposition and i was like of course i'm taking that and then afterwards i was like take it take it take it i have no choice yeah i know good you've got your revenge okay it doesn't feel like revenge until i have the choice to kill you and then still do it anyway oh god yellow moves so fast yellow's like a you almost like an alien in a horror movie don't roll six okay don't roll a sick just don't do it it would be the least cool thing you could do yellow yeah yellow moves like a straight up uh like horror movie oh sweet sweet and dope dope and sweet i love rolling high numbers things are happening i'm officially in last place oh i'm sorry hey you know what i didn't see plenty of times i i feel that all the emotion is gone now now it's purely like let's do this oh thank godness some [ __ ] cutthroat [ __ ] yeah this this game is a real like this is worse than a friendship ender this is like a family separator yeah you know in some countries uh this game is called sorry in other countries it's called you deserve it yes taste the golden spray oh oh my god he's like a monster i know oh i hate him don't roll it too green i know right please let him just jump over me not a one okay oh god oh god now he's on my tail two times what a [ __ ] nightmare no no god why four or one oh oh okay cool boy oh yes but now [ __ ] pink's right there all right that's fine i'm out of range yeah i'm pink you're okay i would never do you i would never do you wrong you would never do me dirty like that yeah i might do you dirty but i'd much rather just get home really it's just life isn't it i would do you dirty but i just want to go home yeah oh my god oh no dude do yellow dirty do yellow dirty yeah i will yes boom that's for you buddy yeah you dude that's how much i love you don't forget i have no i won't forget it dude oh god he's already coming to kill me yes six please that is certain you get the hell out of here we we we function as a unit oh god it's so horrible all right three four five please oh thank god you get the hell away from me you monster oh green finally got their six off well of course he was gonna [ __ ] kill me eventually oh we swell i'm there you go buddy yeah just in time for me to have this six-rolling nightmare oh cool yeah no problem oh yes no truly is a monster yeah yellow is horrible you stink oh boy my kindness of helping you out once again has effed me quite mercilessly oh do you want everyone out i'm not doing it okay yeah and that [ __ ] no get me out of here this is a nightmare world no safes places oh my god you [ __ ] i'll [ __ ] stab you i know dude this game is horrible oh please no it's a it's an awful nightmare boy this sucks you should be able to buy your way out just like skip three turns and automatically get it oh god green no oh no oh my [ __ ] [ __ ] you yellow dude yellow is a monster i know yellow is evil now i gotta [ __ ] roll oh god it's agony he's got all of them out yeah oh yeah [ __ ] yellow i would love to [ __ ] yellow rach right in his righteous a it's hot oh please kill me oh i have no choice wow wow yeah because i can't bring them out oh my god this the game is hurt is turning us against each other i know that's what it's doing it's exactly while yellow's over there like [ __ ] running as fast as he can yeah rip roaring across oh we're bickering in the corner yellow's smart too like he took the opportunity to oh god oh my god oh my god oh my god [ __ ] off it's so horrible oh god i gotta do this [ __ ] again oh [ __ ] it just end up okay he gets two sixes in a row oh my god oh yes that's you okay you literally just got what you wanted wow oh my god yeah he's he's evil he's an evil bastish five five five five yeah yeah yeah yeah victory man oh awesome man suck on that d bro yeah [ __ ] great job it's it's gonna take all of our powers to stop this monster god he really don't hell no thank you yeah we're we're now officially on a team yes oh there you go oh but [ __ ] you though [ __ ] you though that was so hot oh that's hot oh that's hot prince oh oh did i touch that oh cause that's hot oh jesus christ oh god he's coming for me oh god oh they're both coming for me oh god no god no it's so tense oh it's horrible you could caught the tension with a knife oh god oh god we're like we're like fifth hand on the table with the knife game i know oh get me the hell out of here oh no i'm back in range that was so genuine oh god no four five [ __ ] you can't count anymore two do it there it is yeah you got it buddy way to go oh so happy for you oh man [ __ ] yellow wow well done he got it well done sir yep a victory for human beings everywhere alright we love you stay safe out there goodbye for now

Channel: Marcus Yamamoto

Views: 474,245

Rating: 4.7641563 out of 5

Keywords: Game Grumps, Clubhouse Games: 51

Id: 4HfWIy5Pu80

Length: 203min 55sec (12235 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 25 2020