Game Grumps MARATHON Compilation: SONIC UNLEASHED

sonic just brings out the goodness in me I don't know what it is about sonic man i i love sonic alright oh it's not a least sonic unleashed what the [ __ ] is that on the right side of the sphere hog oh stop it's in you can't be serious where's the hog disappear it's all I can leave wait before we start I got a joke for you okay what's brown and rhymes with snoop who dr. Dre see I already knew that oh yeah you know well thanks for humoring me yeah of course okay well I was excited about this is a humorous show after all yes a lovely reminded me this is sonic unleashed and the best part of it the Wii port Oh amazing all of you saw my guy on that penis is headed straight for us no good alright we're good this is Robotnik ship oh my god are you serious where does he get all this money I know that's a huge that's a massive ship I'd say yeah it's a serious undertaking well he builds he oh my god I'm here and dying cuz I can't breathe in space I cannot believe the sonic franchise sometimes it's just so over the top in the best way possible cool looking at me so cool his eyes are very reflective oh oh [ __ ] mind crystals I just thought of something is that him it's supersonic heat rant when he has those Chaos Emeralds the 700 that's right he transforms into supersonic yeah that's right and he can fly and his life his rings what what game did we play where he did that all of them he wasn't the Black Knight it was one I think it might have been sonic DX or sonic adventures sonic it is supersonic at the end of Sonic Adventure right right plowing through the water yes yeah that was my favorite one and he's letting it's like that song the [ __ ] bass when yo how did it'll be oh no I will tell you I will [ __ ] you with MySpace page you know uh it's becoming Claude dick prepare for penile extraction I want me to turn into like a [ __ ] like a dr. Manhattan ass oh yeah creature and he just floats around a motionlessly it is 1985 I am with my wife I am with Amy she is not happy with me oh my god well yeah you gotta unleash him somehow I would really hate it if there was an explosion on earth with global ramifications as a result of Sonic the Hedgehog oh no he's transforming what the [ __ ] inexplicably doesn't really have much to do with this other thing does it I don't know maybe that's like he's channeling it oh my god his teeth do that oh my god oh wait is that thing to me is that thing an avatar I don't know okay oh the Chaos Emeralds have gone black I like that color anyway they'll never go back I made him stronger and harder to beat by the way they were Gaia manuscripts we're not gonna go into that further I have a ferris wheel merry-go-round Euro Disney done what exactly or should I say Wanek for werewolf sonic listen [ __ ] you still still not gonna address the fact that he's in space and he's ahead Josie it's definitely gonna be burning up on reentry a space hog whoa it like exploded I love space hog that's pretty cool imagery expertise band da da da da da watch this I select file I just looks like oh oh is this Matt and Ryan for you looks like it's on a please Ryan sweet dude I can't tell if he has like jelly cheeks or like a really thin mustache hmm probably the mustache okay I'm just gonna assume that what the hell oh it's it's it's Chim Cheree I could eat this mmm some meat on those bones it's gonna be somewhere - [ __ ] it looking for holes oh there's one yeah you're stacked pre-rendered cutscenes Dodie B I taste bad you could tell cuz there's an onion on my bus oh you can fly anyway time to find tails I'll name you charge well you really caught yourself just in time there no idea what you were gonna say I might have gotten offended otherwise good going mister [ __ ] [ __ ] piece of garbage I mean this is Sonic the Hedgehog barely noticeable so we're playing with superior Wii version I uh oh my god oh this is so ugly it's on the Wii it's great hey hey I'm gonna interrupt you running Gabe yeah it was awesome yeah yeah oh God looks like a lot of the budget was spent on that opening stage one complete next time I'm Gabe right now okay got to play a little more I've collected one moon metal use the homing attacks to reach the ring goal fig we're in Assassin's Creed town nevermind Hey look at that right there do you see the red arrow look at that okay now that you've seen it look at your controller do you see it okay great oh really I have to shake the [ __ ] Wiimote oh man oh my god now it's the superior version everybody loves the Wii version nobody wants to play the xbox version who cares who wants to play sock the Hedgehog in 720p upscale but you could play it in 480p upscaled why make billions when we can make millions go go go go go fast I can't do it cuz I didn't do it right you have to like load it up again what is happening right now I'm having fun then okay look at me go I love it oh my god you're covering a lot of ground man you are a fast crawler press the Z button to slide slip there's some pretty marrow I want to flip through some narrow spots with Sonic yeah my penis and do a girl's vagina can't believe you're gonna be a dad someday someday dude oh happy Father's Day cuz I mean there's a prize show we [ __ ] fun father's days already over as we're recording it I know but like only by a day or two no it's not only by a day or two it's like all week really yeah alright Father's Day was Sunday well happy early next Father's Day cool just happen on the train earlier this year so I don't miss it again be blue look quick step it is weird like do have friends besides Brian have kids [Music] no no yes okay yes cool yeah this was the first year where like a lot of like my high school friends are you done continued pleasure like every now and then that just checks in with you like hey how you feeling you you all right all right it really looks like oh well they're right I bought this uh what am i doing oh god what my doing IRA what about kids oh just that legs with problems sit a super this was the first year where like a bunch of people from my um my high school or our dad's now and so they I wasn't just saying happy Father's Day to their dads who like I was friends with like I was saying it to them it was really weird why didn't you do that on the last recording day that was closer to I just didn't think of it I just thought about it now why do I do anything have you got a pretty can use any day to appreciate fathers that's true that's absolutely true today is Father's Day I love my dad yeah yeah it's weird it's a perspective that comes more when your friends it's your friends doing like the daddy but it is weird how it's like every father will be like yes god I love my wife and my two beautiful children and every day third one it just yeah just an incredible blessing well that's what it is like I just once I wish like I wish I could say happy Father's Day to someone and he would be like well you know wasn't really planning on having a little Johnny but I goofed inside of my girlfriend's condom it happens [Laughter] make sure that's gonna happen next time that's what all good goof all over you live inside of you [ __ ] yeah oh that's we goof that goof juice give juice when I conclude where do you want me to goofy see did you feel the tremor good thing my house is okay okay looks like glass Joe at age six say did you feel the tremor good thing my toilets okay since the earthquake the whole town has turned upside down did you feel tremors good thing Kevin Bacon's okay do I know anything about you only that I've never seen you before would you just shut up yeah sorry all I know is that I don't know you oh no no I can't help you but I'll bet the priest can he knows everything he knows everything and everyone he's the greatest guy in the world he's our conduit to God who'd drink this kool-aid have you accepted Jesus Christ into your personal and it's right it's that way sure which way too busy for that yeah there's writers on the edge of town there's 70 edges you cannot go deep inside but enjoy are we talking about the same thing sorry they switch the dialogue with your girlfriend you better not goof inside of it that's why I don't want you go deep inside I don't trust you a little goofy you look like a gopher I'm reading some some sonic X's Elda fanfic jam and a little little let's hear it buddy okay hold on this is from max ACORN wrote Zelda and Sonic stay out we're not making fun of this we are merely enjoying it because I am [ __ ] enjoyable I mean yeah you're right maybe she was attracted by his courageous spirit and he skipped the foreplay yeah [ __ ] that a vast departure from the people she normally deals with the princess didn't mind they were a good match for each other although they were noisy at night because samus's room was right next to hers no we're just friends so friends can [ __ ] for you Zelda I'd eat out Kirby no I died out eat Kirby whoa there's a difference sorry sorry that actually written in there no no I was yeah that was yeah I just learned a lot about myself oh god keep going um I want to hear more all right hold on even have a [ __ ] quarter chub yet I want to get to the [ __ ] okay there we go holy [ __ ] sonic shot awake just as he climaxed in Zelda's soft hand oh whoa between the disorientation sweat a holy [ __ ] yeah you know capital holy [ __ ] between the disorientation waking up subway and the rush of positive stimulus it took him a few seconds to find his bearings and clear his thoughts breathing heavily he looked at Zelda and then to his crotch he saw his [ __ ] he saw her hand he saw his semen on her hand he looked back at her all Zelda did was give him an eager grin Wow he finally spoke that's one way to wake up it's [ __ ] amazing I don't know why the concept of sonic saying holy [ __ ] way funnier to me then it started getting jerked off by Zelda horn and I just I just love me some [ __ ] sentence right there yeah I love me some [ __ ] oh my god well that's one way to wake up I'm pretty sure you'd be awake if you were getting a [ __ ] before before you busted that nut oh yeah if someone's tugging on your junk like you're not really going to like maybe he was dreaming about Samus oh my god I hadn't thought of that yeah and then and then he woke up and it was like Samus and she was like my baby hmm you mean the girl in the armor and something that's a girl holy [ __ ] oh whoops quick step there was the whole thing of its there's fists of fury and fists of fury and fists of fury was the original title and then they changed it to the Chinese connection oh my god and then there was a movie called the big boss that they changed two fists of fury yes I could have those all completely backwards because it's been so long I want all my movies to be in the form of one move called fists of the North Star Wars starring Bruce Lee star war dogs yes go to heaven just completing names oh now I'm going this way that's cool yeah this is crazy I went way past cool so I had to turn around and go back who remember anything yet no well you'll remember that I don't know you Oh God [ __ ] dialog is so bad the [ __ ] is that powering there's a windmill powering Oh No Oh No look at what's going on Taco Bell go over there if you get fired I farted whoa so that's what happens when you hold it in and there's sperm mister I'll help behind sperm I would make the argument that during the apocalypse ice cream is more important than ever yeah Wow my wife left me my child was hit by a car even my dog ate some of my ice cream chocolate and everyone's Jed but I'll make you some ice cream yeah gotta make a living somehow so one Orange Julius please because it's wide open from getting [ __ ] in the ass yeah yeah yeah Oh large peanut says cuz they're the only thing that could stimulate my prostate who say the world's worst Jamiroquai song do we start the episode in the episode okay all right all right we're here hello hello welcome welcome back to game grumps oh it's all coming back to me I love dick oh I'm war hug again it was completely uh-huh why did I change back into a regular hedgehog are you getting are you controlling that no oh it just happens okay look at how [ __ ] pretty I am oh are you sure oh it's when you cross that threshold loan all right we got it oh I just like a flute oh my goodness motion controls yes yes yes eat my we're fists oh yes this is the hardcore fast hitting gameplay I was looking for hold on what's the what descriptions is the game box use it's gotta be yeah right there hold on I want I want to read verbatim how they decided to make this exciting in Word form the the difference is night and day go faster than ever before with new high-speed maneuvers hmm transform after dark with powerful combat skills powerful combat skills race around the world and explore challenging locations okay that's not they're not even selling it that well on their own box these are some challenging locations yeah cool that's where I want to go when I go on vacation a challenging location hey Susie I want to go on vacation where should we go she would go to like Hawaii like chill out on the beach no I want to try some challenging location like the fire pits of antiquity I want to go to a POTUS okay punch werewolf yeah and meet an amnesiac tiny beast who eats ice cream it looks like you're murdering like really intense versions of lilo and stitch to mature for this please kill them running out of time don't not time depleted yeah I'm running out of time oh no no I died failed Jesus I don't know I was having too much fun if Gabe doesn't want fun it wants the hardship challenge yeah challenging I'm sorry I'm sorry where do you think you are right now to think for one second that you're not in one challenging as location you're sorely mistaken my friend how do i gret oh how are we still the tutorial it's episode four five already get my bugs oh my god Aaron please kill them or I will kill you he's like where do you go what the blogs go oh yeah well I picked up a box so I could just go over here see ya and oh I have to get rid of the god [ __ ] alright just die for Christmas sake oh boy and then swing the reamer there we go oh that kills them instantly great it's almost as if they wanted to create something we could teach you that stick it stick you stick in your butt cheeks welcome back so we're hammer more beat him up oh no the jazz players have turned into blue goo yeah my god it's good they can still play jazz music though dang Jimmy keep the simple splashing Timmy give me a sec bouncy say it's my favorite thing is that yeah the guitar strumming and the drums keep drumming come on take the bass line for a walk [Music] not actually a walk this'll be like they've white gloves as if Sonic's playing like let's keep sucks oh is that is that what it is yeah come on hurry up gotta go fast that's an amazing freeze-frame right there whoa we only just met today yeah why don't you try grabbing it oh wait what what yeah I guess I have to hold it got a climb holy [ __ ] that's a good mechanic dude I like it's you're in that weird place between like laughing and crying [Laughter] oh my god okay all right back the sonic Oh guys arms just no no physics it's it's so weird oh god that's so [ __ ] funny just [ __ ] die you floaty [ __ ] you Final Fantasy ass bastards all right go back to Kingdom Hearts where you came from you [ __ ] freak is that I think from Kingdom Hearts know that they look like it that okay it could be from any they're just [ __ ] generic floaty magic enemies is this what Kingdom Hearts is like the game Kingdom Hearts is worse really just kidding okay yeah I don't like Kingdom or Kingdom Hearts is deeply beloved though right oh yeah I loved it when I was a kid pulling it when it came out I [ __ ] adored it man I played it over and over sweet and then I grew up okay and then I played it and I was like wow this is really boring him long huh and it doesn't make much sense but it's cool to see all the Disney characters will think and they're all like wow that's goofy there's a scene in Kingdom Hearts 2 where goofy dies whoa yeah and and Mickey's like oh he's dead on the great yeah I'm some dead serious god it's like that goofy moves so slow Wyatt what why is like terrible [ __ ] always be falling goofy his name's goofy his name is not depressed yeah agreed agreed oh I don't know he has feelings too I guess he ran a mcgoofy because he goofed inside his wife his goofy children jim max he's so normal he's just like hiya max he attacks is pretty normal actually but Goofy's like my oh my what didn't get his voice from his dad that's max I hear it you're embarrassing me frankly but he got his laugh from is dead right how does he like when max like find something really funny is like everyone's like you're a goof that's what they say you're a goof max like shut the [ __ ] up all of you they were [ __ ] goof on all of you'll never be a goof well he's oh I can block they didn't teach me that oh nice it probably did he didn't though I remember could you just die could you die please I can't I can't I can't I can't Odie and I can't I can't Odie and I haven't even touched a couple oh dear dum dum is [ __ ] da might look into their like oh he's over here now oh yeah he's over there yeah this is like the balcony of fury and rage it's Jasmine Jasmine's balcony yes we're Aladdin shows up and he's like you're so punctual punctual beautiful no I haven't seen a Ladin in like 20 years it's whatever really it's not that great I'm not a huge fan of it anymore really yeah I mean well it's it's fun it's it's fun it's a good movie I'm just saying in the in the I had a good time watching and the scheme was funny it's enjoyable I loved it it's just it's just kind of like it's so Disney you know it's like it's so saccharine and like yeah and [ __ ] like we just met but I love you now you know it's like oh you lied to me do I hate you but no I only did it because [ __ ] like I'd shut up okay goddammit and you're like captain Disney so well rising to hear you say that I don't know about that I like Disney movies for a while you go to Disneyland and world more than anyone I've ever known I love Kingdom Hearts yeah I know if there's anything we've established this episode it's that you adore Kingdom Hearts Aladdin and goofing inside women that's my favorite Disney thing what did I get I don't know what I got I don't care might have I been getting items next time i jizz on a girl I'm gonna be like I'm about to goof the troop on you get ready I'm like a Bluetooth speakers I think you just love it I [ __ ] love that that's a great show great show today oh it's just a clarifier alright Aladdin's fine all right I love you wine movie very funny wait can you look at those doggies I can head on I don't think I can din no oh you can't turn the camera no damn cuz I'm pretty sure we saw them earlier from head on and they looked so [ __ ] up I couldn't even register that they were dogs they're all like oh when is he gonna throw that ball she did what no I am texting her right now oh my god as soon as my hands aren't cement and are aren't pause soon as yes it's gonna take a couple millennia but we will evolve and then I will text her are you are you watching the stem hey watching home playing this game right now it's super intense working Jeremy to record its to oh yeah just check it out let's just see show the audience what it takes to play Sonic Unleashed you ready for this guys you ready for this I have to show you exactly what combat looks like in the real world not in Sonic world but the real world you going okay go right ad I'm not even looking yeah how you play the game how you play it I only got hit once I think we got hit once and I'm just whacking away Wow whacking away nothing new there I did it oh I made it thanks for thanks for joining me on that little filmed bit it was incredible I said it at once but I'll say it again there's something magical about Sonic just I just love it oh [ __ ] Oh plot its tails tails no we're gonna pull it all your Tiger tails and make you go poo poo oh my god what are you five we're gonna kick you with a groin and bog you on the head Wow oh [ __ ] David there you go I was like maybe he should have done that first yeah instead of getting all scared and intimidated about fast you know this wouldn't be interesting at all if it didn't have charming ass chimichanga in the background who the [ __ ] is that the bill the plants literally broken the tornado one I can't fit you [ __ ] idiot yeah I didn't see her plane right there so I didn't think about it it just goes like boom and he's like boom yeah ready to the windmill wow they're going out on a beautiful and there were no residential somehow the professor's really stenz Eggman and if it does then his notes will probably give us a clue let's see here we are mysterious horn noise away from this doesn't he just kind of have that look on his face like I you could learn to love me as your dad if you just give me a shot yeah the claw okay looks like nobody's here let's go back sonic why'd you [ __ ] make it yeah why'd you make the hunters home there's nobody [ __ ] there who cares there's a lot of stuffing what's the deal I don't know it used to never animated anybody or anything let's go to the holy tree holy tree this trees got a lot of holes in it no people though let's go to the shop that's where everyone is mill the night and that is so in sight kind of lonely huh Sonic oh my god program a game in here people hey Sonic isn't that the whole tails was talking to my dad or not confirm or deny my eyes are hair oh my god you've got hair eyes his eyebrows are slightly out of control wow this guy's real interesting and has character traits yeah now I know I'd suck a dick if somebody put in front of me for $1,000 yeah nobody asked you how his tails constantly not getting twisted up that's what I'm saying man that doesn't make any sense it doesn't at all it's like he's a [ __ ] hinge on his back unless it twirls around in his butt mm-hm like you know like a fan every time it happens like take along the prostate mm-hmm that actually sounds quite nice you just say tickling your prostate would feel quite nice well you had a finger up your butt and Jo well not personally I have I have been with some girls that we're adventurous and it got exploratory I'm just like whoa oh wow and is that a positive flower no time to think about it just because a pinkie is like a good enough size is that right yeah why don't you break it down for me well I don't know anything about it oh my god just figured I'd help you you know paint the picture yes of course words oh my god how many games are we gonna play at the same time we're an old person he's telling us about [ __ ] she's gay not that there's anything wrong with that professor from the way you said it it sounds like you think there's something wrong with that I was born in 1847 when such things were not spoken uh yes it was highly illegal back then oh my god it probably was hmm the [ __ ] is he talking about pneumonia I don't know its core and Dark Gaia we're talking about sexual equality in the eighteen hundreds got off track did they really behead gays in the 1800 did that little son of a [ __ ] keeps eating everything what the little dole floaty guy yeah yeah captain no one cares what his name is I'm glad I stuck this up my anus I could tell you about that planet good moon on your anus and this is my great-granddaughter she was inseminate my granddaughters wives brothers stomach that's how they do it oh my god a muppet well I wasn't paying attention what was supposed to do yes not if my stick has anything to say about Oh sonic fighting for equality everywhere yeah Here I am white devil no we're just screams and runs away thank you for coming to our rescue I'm quick the video childer I am fell backwards it's cute I feel like I shouldn't tell you right off the bat that I am a potato we got this from a food wheel what does 7 Mary 3 mean it means turn off the radio oh my god what they were watching chips and 7 Mary 3 was the call sign for officer Baker what [ __ ] chips with Erik Estrada the cop show you know yes I know it yeah so I didn't know Erik Estrada I mean I still don't have ever seen chips okay I know his face though right but he was at a Chipotle and then a bunch of people were going up to him and they're like oh my god I'm getting bacon sandwich and he was like walks extra and but so I was like [ __ ] is this guy so you you were in the Chipotle at the time never mind no really yeah the story's not good to know why cuz I googled famous Mexican guy yeah it's not your fault this is the way the search engines works for the world's fastest creature he does take his time yeah oh he's being cautious could be where was i keeping this to be a glory hole hey boys restoring its power can't restore the power of my sideways mouth middle Wow oh my god hey what is this a [ __ ] radio play hey I'm gonna bite your head off yeah oh yeah Oh is she into him at this point she's always into him oh yeah you're cute too she like cheats on Sonic with him oh yeah is it big you're cute you wanna hang out you wanna [ __ ] us mash one of those things where it's like you cheated on me it was weird gray area Alaska can now be selected thank God it's Alaska sounds nothing like another hole at Hawass whatever ha ha my friend yeah yeah go ahead make this joke my friend gave me a mixtape oh my and I had real big fish and cherry poppin daddies and that Alaska say aren't you the seed we ate yesterday just everyone who's not no no that's not it let me think everyone who's not generic and white isn't Indian that's how people are to you Aaron what don't state the obvious business right there all the guy from short circuit but like trying to sound like an older man god she's just saying can I interest you in the Church of Scientology by the way have you seen my husband for him where could he be oh we're all working my husband is here with that's not Mary well well visitors to our snowman that doesn't happen very often oh you have a question what am i doing I didn't hear you was just like that's all is there anything wrong with that fishes about me here Jack do do you think the girls are beating each other off to try to get to me in my side stache what facial hair is this what's up [ __ ] brains Aaron just had two enormous scoops of peanut butter company ate raw I'm feeling feisty now I'll bet you are and we're playing the game that probably when it was about to ship the person who originally conceived of it played it and was like that is it done cool so three months of work left and yeah we can we can ship this ship yesterday what why is it why dive on the enemy with a stomp why did it just randomly make me a werehog and then I started out as a normal and then it changed me into a werehog and then now I'm a normal again and it always is like go stop I'll tell you what to do like [ __ ] you just tell me before you can use that stop attack okay fine Jesus I don't know what the [ __ ] that really that was it oh god this game is amazing oh my god you got a mood medal thanks ma'am can't beat that really hook me up there are you sure you want to keep playing I've never seen a game that gives you so many hours Wow looks like I'm writing a shoe Oh God okay doesn't matter I'm missing everything every every ring situation I'm just missing yeah it's hard this is dear oh that's right I can drift it's hard oh it's hard to steer what do you think I said the hardest dear Bambi is the hardest read our starts Friday wait an nc-17 yeah adult audiences only can be to their revenge one comedian who's talking about like farting and how like how could you not find farting funny yeah it's like the first joke dude he just shot you [ __ ] dick gun yes like what now [ __ ] he's like he's like farting is the first joke if you're if you're if you don't laugh at farting you're insulting God that's how it feels my first word was balloon because exactly I thought farting was like blowing up a balloon I guess cuz I had heard like them like deflate or whatever and you were like cuz you were a dumb [ __ ] baby so I used to color that I was like that was a blue one the red one what the [ __ ] why did I trip for a second you see that yeah it did I just kind of went like woah trying to share sacred facts of my childhood alright alright more like sacred farts Oh what the [ __ ] [Laughter] in the end I just ran into a wall yeah well that's kinda what happened to the game developers Jesus [ __ ] scared me legitimately it is scary the promise of being crushed not a good time wigglin Remo Remo yo gosh you know they never ever acknowledged the fact that it's called a wiimote called the Wii Remote oh that's the official name did people make Wiimote up yes we mode is like a fan thing day one I've never heard of it like winner two is anything out when the [ __ ] we was announced and they were like look it's it's a thing it's called the Wii Remote people were like you mean Wiimote yeah and that's what people call it like 98 percent of the population who says and talked about the Wii says Wiimote yeah and the other two percent are like parents that like don't understand what it is anyway like hand me the clicker yeah yeah the check Chuck has my dad used to say Chuck yeah cuz we had like one of those old remotes that would be like oh my god dad I made the chick check the chick Chuck I will father as soon as you explain to me what that is yeah of course you do Aaron of course you [ __ ] oh yeah yeah if I say where it's like mechanic it sounds like I know what I'm talking about yeah no that's enough that's another thing it's [ __ ] design whenever somebody says like that's excellent design bad design failed yeah I broke a piece of ice oh you did not break a single yeah oh god it's like when you go to those touristy places and they're like leave nothing but your footprints take only pictures why don't you take my foot up your ass footprint right in your colon Wow turned into like a 1970s dad [ __ ] you making me pay for broken China nice hit bucks okay she more like shitbox my right god [ __ ] sick dude here we go it's [ __ ] it does the needs of burn cuz it's so cold here we go just stupid [Laughter] just immediately stops to like it's gonna finish breaking it's just like [ __ ] you doesn't have like a little thing words like slows down and Sonic's like no oh God if it had that you'd be so pissed you'd be like why does it just [ __ ] cut away to watch this [ __ ] over and over you can't win with me dude oh that doesn't blow it for you though okay mission failed I broke the ice that was covering them I broke my spirit also did you hear sign I gave you like I'm gonna show this guy just ice get it like justice oh I got it I got it oh no no no oh thank god sorry that was me I got a B like a bad no wha oh god I gotta be like a bad pick-up line don't break the thank goodness wow that was a mindfuck okay why am i playing Sonic I love it why am I playing Sonic again oh god I hope I hope you play this game to the end and then immediately finish some black cod or we could alternate between the two yes let's do that every other day oh it until it's just a blue blur no it's a moon tablet I can't wait to use it on the shrine or whatever Steven I saw I was driving down the road and that's a sign that said rest stop 1 mile I said wow that's pretty big I can levitate birds but nobody cares I don't understand why you're playing this game no you're goofy arms can't just reach it from the ground like because they're long is because game because video games damn ok it wants me to be up here gotta see I can do that just fine but it wants me to be up here 1 2 3 you got it I'm trying so hard to find a video of that I can't find it do you remember what the game was called oh god damn it I really want to know have I talked about on the show you must have but go ahead tell it again maybe someone knows what you're talking alright maybe somebody who's really into Sonic knows this I played this old daus like it wasn't even a game it was just like a compilation of like educational moments and it was like it was it actually had like voice synthesizer and it was this guy and you do math or whatever or like you told it your phone number my favorite subject Mathur it would remind you god damn it it would remind you what your phone number is it would like quiz you on it be like what's your phone number and then you type it in and it would be like you got it one three one seven you got it how we didn't know what your phone number because you would put it in beforehand cuz it was like for you to remember I guess they wanted kids to like memorize their phone number you could already put kidnapped or something you already put in why would you need to get boy you are terrible at that roof I don't care that is I don't give a good goddamn this is the opposite of hardcore parkour softcore parkour yeah yeah yeah and believe me I am soft watching this I don't know about all that twist your willy dude that is definitely not gonna do it you don't think so I'm um oh oh you don't think so I won't say never but you know thanks oh okay you know thanks oh no no okay grab my dick you got one Sonic god damn werehog long-arm having [ __ ] [ __ ] cleats you might as well like run at top speed might as well kill everything that's on the roof so you don't feel pressured to make the run you have to shake the Wii mode like and the nunchucks simultaneously I could shake your arms like happily like a newborn panda like looking for bamboo kill this thing see you know it doesn't matter nothing matters in this dog-eat-dog world they don't know nothing [ __ ] matters anymore he's a [ __ ] Nietzsche and [ __ ] I don't know no trying to do double jump why didn't you double jump how do you double time a double jump by hitting jump twice can you see I'm doing it right there it looks really easy I know don't [ __ ] talk to me like I don't know that fact Oh stupid stupid and it sucks that I can't see the opposite angles an actus double jumping before you do the thing I think it's because I'm like dropping from this point and then it counts as a double jump oh you may get a running start there you go god this game is [ __ ] horrible you gotta hurry if Gabe's giving it to me I got hemorrhoids oh boy oh boy oh the titular characters Sonic the Hedgehog everybody's favorite why can't I break these blocks I don't know I don't know I don't know you want me to [ __ ] you I got an item yeah I'm getting [ __ ] by playing this game certainly seems that way I'm getting it I'm getting really reams of the B hole with no prostate stimulation none whatsoever yeah it's just uncomfortable [ __ ] insertion and it's and it's and it violates my my self space come on ladies like I got a safe space going on and somebody's violating it with their penis in my B hole work the prostate ladies I can't I can't what to do ladies yeah well I'm sorry about putting AB D in that B you talkin about ladies all right I like girls yeah well okay I thought you weren't gonna make it some people don't some people like girls some people like squirrels it's all the same in this dog-eat-dog world damn you [ __ ] squirrels I don't [ __ ] squirrels I'm just sayin there's people out there to do better be careful man you could get squids that squirrel AIDS you sang about it one I did well I rapped about it that's true I was a mercenary well do you have a lynch gang they perfect it did it do you probably want to bang that's all I remember I'll save all the pyro with the tasty guest rooms I could spit wait that's not three something no dang it my other B was a secret Sonic the Hedgehog character did you know that why she really my other B I remember by the bay it's an anime yeah I guess it is was made in the nihon notion 1920 to 1922 yeah a good year for out of it yeah I thought it was Israeli Maya the bee yeah no no Israeli yeah give me that idea I don't know I thought maybe it's a really strange like that's a very specific place like cartoon Julie don't come out of Israel yeah well excuse me while I write is Maya the bee Israeli into my Google search terms is really good is Maya the bee from Israel no it's a [ __ ] anime dude made in the nihon did you ever believe me Maya the bee from Germany Germany yeah what yeah oh I was wrong I mean it like I thought it was a bad name no no I mean it is an anime but like the original story like the literature was from Germany oh oh that's what you meant it was by Waldemar Bonzo's and it's divine Maya was it a blow juice yeah you know dicey they're German so whoa first written in 1912 was it a book you had was a book the stories revolve around a little be named Maya and her friends Willy the beef flip the grasshopper mrs. Cassandra Maya's teacher it's just a name and many other insects and other creatures the book to pick all right the book depicts Maya's development from adventurous youngster to a responsible adult member of be Society B Saye T that's exactly right so what's the cartoon about I don't know or putting stuff in a be hole which is everything we've had some good times welcome to paper mario the thousand-year door what plan just I'm like maybe if I tell people that they won't yell at us how you playing it are you talking about what why would they yell at us cuz Mario isn't this going on instead of Paper Mario no this is running a parallel to oh never mind that you dope then people will just be very confused oh [ __ ] my microphones right full flaccid well like tried to and you bring it down man did I get hit by had Saum lid you did an a you're standing just the most perilous place Tamil Tamil hmm Alexander Hamilton Tamils I don't know it just sounded funny coming out you just said it was such like Tamil Tamil I don't know what that order means I'll do whatever you ask just clarifying your specific instructions I don't know maybe it is a word I want you to like better go on urban dictionary then all the people are working on dream daddy the dad dating simulator in the other room yeah you just like really frantic all of that faces Tamil Tamil what what are you doing Tamil we're gonna die if someone doesn't and right now you're [ __ ] fired you don't travel immediately everyone's lives are at risk come on damn older it's pretty good if I don't see at least twelve boodles next fifty Tamil I'm getting spoodle to death dude you're done we're all getting brutal here what was the purpose of that I don't know man oh are you gonna ask me these questions I don't know I you're gonna have to figure out what it means eventually right yeah but I want to ask you the two things that happen when you push that button was a chorus of angelic voices and death spikes from below well that maybe that's what Tamil does yeah you're right you're right dabble [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't want a wiggle anymore oh my god don't want a wiggle no I don't wanna whip my arms are tired and I completely get that I just it's like whenever enemies show up by arms like preemptively hurt yes you know it's like when you see sour food and then you're like your mouth starts yeah it's like that but with pain interesting and I just I just don't want to don't want it anymore I want it in my life you think there was somebody some kind of like personal trainer like therapist that was like you know what I think a good piece of therapy would be to scream Matt Ryan would you mind playing that again but jacking up the scream suit thank you my god it sounded like his [ __ ] family was killed in front of his eyes it's so [ __ ] funny oh man oh that launched right over it I think there's some people this is Oh God Oh God [Laughter] I spent like five years it was like building a business up and then the day it makes profits and it's like [ __ ] as your building burns down or something he's just standing outside guy god dammit I did the same [ __ ] thing the exact same thing game over I even count it's not even a real thing visits begonia oh my god next time I'm sorry it's gonna have to yeah we can't this game sucks which is amazing because we should have been playing Paper Mario by now and you were like dude I'm super feeling sorry dude well you gotta understand something all right yeah Sonic and I we have a complicated relationships very complicated it's it's very on-again off-again yeah sometimes within the same three minutes I talked to Ryan about this game and he was like yeah werewolf uh Sonic the Hedgehog good idea for a game these enemies are just super memorable yeah and inspired and just like you know they make me want to like pick up a pencil and start drawing yeah it's just like wow how could they come up with such a creative design like something where the artists like he got a call from his wife and she's like I need you home right now and it's like all right - something off it's a circle it's got dots on it yeah okay cool and the boss is like I love it when we get the only enemy in the game he gets home and she's like it was a spider yeah but it's gone now [Music] everybody loves that character really anything I've ever heard about this girl [ __ ] the [ __ ] is this it's a QuickTime event ghoul this is so weird hello I'm gonna shoot myself in the head it became like you know typing of the Dead or whatever they gave it four hours now happening change the game that's just the theme oh [ __ ] no I don't restart this oh hold on so this I switched hands that was close oh so left hand is no longer the nunchuck is in my right hand now your crane the dwee motes in my left I figured I would make it a little more interesting oh god this makes it like way hard yeah I think if you better go back to classic Aaron oh all right fine so I went on a diet right mm-hmm which I'm taking a slight break from cuz I'm travelling mm-hm but so I was like oh I gotta cut caffeine for the diet but then I found out know is they make Casper this is the only music in the background just like as soon as wait oh man I think I think one came up wait I think I think one came up when you were destroying the wall like um hold on I'll wait for it just in case it happens that way try yeah try breaking this wall but wait I sure hope there are no jazz bands waiting around here you sure hope for wrong things [ __ ] right around the corner oh god I [ __ ] love it hold on don't let go if you couldn't do Todd laughs you're gonna lose control yeah that's a great song and it's not the end good advice it's not the I never knew that that's the other one right yeah that's that's so caught up in you yeah so caught up in you little girl oh man 38 special what a band yeah those two songs what do you have to say tiny douche why wouldn't I think that on my own why wouldn't have that own thought process in my head there's a [ __ ] switch why wouldn't I think that it does something it's a switch two feet away from an obstacle you can't pass unless you remove the Swiss what why do I need this guy to show up cuz you're like what's your switch the alah [ __ ] know that's what I'm wondering you're six years older I'm not six I'm young I wear my bib no whoa boy watching you flop around like a dog that's like on a floor that was recently waxed too much it's what the [ __ ] [ __ ] are you kidding me with this [ __ ] goddamn air man that got cows and I you're I don't know why this floor is so slippery it's because I'm a wolf dude that's how all the floors are it's funny and so all the floors are when your wolf oh they're blowing you off because in the fans your biggest fan wow that sentence was so [ __ ] real I [Laughter] mean look at the [ __ ] moon it's just a texture of explain it's a square image of the moon oh I couldn't see it at first yeah if you look closely everybody can see in the space you can't see like very low is cut off a little bit the top and the side that's so funny oh come on guys oh my god he's gonna kill me oh [ __ ] how do I get help oh it's rings rings are held oh my god did you just figure that I don't know how do I get health it's like playing a Mario game of a what the [ __ ] do these mushrooms do well sometimes they well yeah I guess they always but thank God for [ __ ] mr. Hatcher dude because we just needed a little a little controversy you know like we needed we needed a really well performing episode that immediately got to monetize turned a ton of people off to gamegrumps it it really just just just really did the horrible things for us all all over did it really great I mean my twitter feed was just like I don't think we lost anybody in fact I'm pretty sure it's one of our highest performing episo-- it is that's what I'm saying okay like it's just it's it's like [ __ ] tickle in the balls of our monetization of like this episode's gotten like 2 million views now and it's D monetized any of it yeah it's all about [ __ ] someone's dad well it's not like coca-cola wants to put their ads on the [ __ ] video game they should do it how many times does someone had a delicious coca-cola and then [ __ ] someone's dad I'm willing to bet a million times like tons yeah why is a rad Phoenix yeah what else cuz you put your hands together what the [ __ ] motion as soon as the burp tick over alright Dan cheer me on this is the last moment ow yeah I can't get up there cuz the camera keeps [ __ ] up why is the camera doing this why why is the camera doing this I don't know just okay it looks good why is it doing this maybe it's intentionally being hard what why is it doing this stupid okay there you go oh you need three what the [ __ ] is going on with camera cocaine in your eyes professor was looking for the first pop tamale now I'm trying to [ __ ] by this yeah we you know what dick just keep those like yeah what about what if that happened we you know what they say that your your hand is supposed to be the entire length of your face ah that's how you'd like when you draw people you're like keep that in mind is that right look at his [ __ ] hand I don't even like the size of his nose I thought the purpose of that was just to get people to like put their hands over their face so you could then punch them in them no that's that's that's the trick where you're like here's the orange truck it's making all the deliveries to all the fingers and then oh no there's another orange truck that's trying to steal this [ __ ] and then I smack your hands together and you're like there's a crash and it's like now my hand magically smells like oranges and then they're like what stick their nose bone right into their skull kill them instantly I wonder if you oughta go see ya sharp you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] okay I finally watched a Penn pineapple apple pen which I've never seen oh my god you've never seen Penn app no I just the pit PPAP I felt like I had seen it because it's banana you just told me over and over about it Pat he's hilarious that guy the last time I was in Japan that was like that was like the [ __ ] he was like the ambassador was it big in Japan - that's where it's from well I know that but I thought maybe it was just one of those things is he a foreigner shoot well here it was like a viral hit but there it was like a social hit really like it was on TV and [ __ ] oh my god and that guy was in like commercials and stuff yay oh good for him well apparently he didn't make any money off of it ah it was only like afterwards but anyway he yeah it was like you would walk around Tokyo get something forward like I have a contract oh man enemies to be cool there's one yeah so so you I would walk around Tokyo and it would just be people speaking Japanese and then suddenly some guy would be like I have a pen and I just be like it would like [ __ ] bridge gaps man it would create new friendships that's so great we both knew the same thing that's so great where they amuse they're like an American no yeah dude it was everywhere - would be on the train it would be in [ __ ] Disneyland I'd be in line at Disneyland and then just be like you know just be a company of a language and understand and then suddenly like I happen again I'm gonna start getting pretty loopy later oh and apparently took some drugs yeah I'm on that like promises all and codeine oh wow what do you have well it's just cough syrup Oh cuz I give a call [ __ ] [ __ ] it up it's just left over from the last time I was sick [ __ ] not like I still got it like like this like an old Batman no no no it's like I stole I still have the drug I still have in my possession some drugs that I can take though to drugs kids unless you're sick and the doctor prescribed them yeah which is the case for me except he prescribed it six months ago I just still had it I get high as [ __ ] it's just that my doctor a man in a lab coat prescribes my drugs now yeah that's my dealer my tip my dealer is a man named Rosenberg the other thing about stitches that I like is that oh my god you still talking about stitch yes I said I was going to no episode well you'll be what you marry you'll be well that's what I was getting to I can't because his wife is super beautiful and she has three kids yep do you know [ __ ] old is 22 what's and in that video breaking your face that's from three years ago so he was 19 when he did that what isn't that crazy and talent starts young talent starts super young and also like oh yeah that really that's the you go what about your boy crush no no I'm done with it now oh are you yeah other than T's view or no because the boner is too big in your pants probably that meanwhile every fact I give you like what no way he got in trouble he got in trouble at a at a Miami concert for kicking out cocaine intercourse audience giving it just yeah his wife was really present early oh my god we can sing about it but don't do it I mean my god sing what I love yeah yes write what you know that I mean I I was [ __ ] reading about this guy was dying laughing and also show no no no I'm so close oh my god that was a millisecond that was incredible your stitches talk is making it [ __ ] hard to concentrate really is that what it is yeah that's so boring and I'm way not into it okay go on about the cocaine part yeah I know I know I got a lot of questions too I mean you should just fit it I don't want to be rude you should finish your story no that was that was more or less it ah even all kinds of place but so far nobody knows me yeah because you saw because you're a [ __ ] one-dimensional character yeah you too nan let's go what was that point what was the point of him saying that there's just a little character development in it Mikey we want you to feel for him they thought well if we can't make up likable then let's just make people pity yeah make him feel bad for not liking this character which we've made suck from the beginning yeah they do halfway through the game they were like [ __ ] people hate this is yeah all the beta testers were like this sucks oh yeah well rather than build it up from the ground floor hey we'll just boy he it's got a weird hairline hey what's up Satan child oh yeah oh yeah he's got like horns yeah yeah sound like thanks for saving grandpa I was so worried and now I'm so hungry maybe I have a little something in my pocket let me see hey what's this in here it's called K you can have it yeah I love give it out blow well you haven't been regular sonic in forever I was just regular sonic in the last level not ring any bells like twice in a row even know that should show you how much this is sinking in the reason I chose this version is because it's more funny like it's funny the wrestle of motion controls it is funny yeah people are saying like oh you can plug in the GameCube controllers like no no no you don't understand that's not why I'm doing this we're I'm not doing I'm not trying to make it easier for myself right this is [ __ ] some good [ __ ] here enjoyable gameplay right now you [ __ ] you [ __ ] Phoenix [ __ ] like so hot my god I wish there was a way that we could just get like like a link to all the people watching even though it's not live people can watch it at any time it just would be cool to see people watching us they have all of their faces every single one if only there were way to do that just to get everyone like almost in one room just to see all of them watching us at one time thing could be slightly intimidating in a live manner you mean like our live shows almost as if we were on stage performing for an audience of like roughly 2,000 or 3,000 people yeah we we do that all the time but like what if like a magic but could you do you think funny how friendships can be so influential right thank Oceano I want to send a PD crawl out of his mouth just like I don't mind that the ways yeah just that things are all wrong [Music] what's wrong Jesus oh my god she like that was like somebody explained the hand face roll oh god definitely alright I just wanted to share something this is a it takes a little bit of reading okay I already shared this with you but I think it's important it's a reddit post by a guy named Billy Bob Leto and it was on under reddit which celebrity uses their fame for good and which one which ones use it to be a douche bag and so blue Bob Leto shared this story and I thought it was important to share it when I was younger I got roped into watching my three month old niece while my sister got her hair done so there I am sitting in the waiting room of a hair salon with my niece and who walks in but Keanu Reeves I was nervous as [ __ ] and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited but I was too scared to say anything pretty soon though my niece started crying and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want to bother Keano but she wouldn't stop pretty soon he gets up and walks over he started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong I replied that she was probably hungry or something sue Keanu Reeves put down his magazine picked up my knees and lifted his shirt he breastfed her right there in the middle of a hair salon chill guy really nice about 7,000 votes that [ __ ] killed me wasn't she just a werewolf yes if that's what I'm saying man but it's just weird it's just weird which is on the fly egg fry did it not egg devil ray we were both way around how the [ __ ] did we both miss read that let me see it again egg devil ray it'll show up again but oh yeah I could see how I thought egg devil fry you that you said evil devil Stewie so you're clearly on CODIS right it's so true I have a question for you Dan ask me the question would you still love me yes yeah I get I you found out I gave you secret h JS every night there's no such thing as secret HS it wouldn't be a secret now do you know what if I was so good at giving you a subtle hidden aids J's haha that it's also like the worst way you could possibly his [ __ ] just rolls off the tongue yeah but like so very awkward no bum so good at it that it yeah I just I make you jism your tummy tum I aim it up at your tongue you're disgusting me and that would be funny though if you were like a like a superhero that was so amazed you're so is so amazing and like giving h JS that like j-bad yeah yeah like dudes just think they're jacking off but it's actually you super the last second I get extremely fast a finishing move dude yeah no like no I wouldn't actually what really yeah like game gross would be over yeah actually if you found out that you were molesting me in the night yes it would be over molestation it's just an agency between friends two bros two bros non-consensual eh well you know it's like you clearly like it cuz you'd smile hmm a girl named like you think it's a girl because you're dreaming and it's you're getting an HJ so what if I just had mmm a girl I love you a girl named you're just like mmm and I was like whoa this is should I wake no I wouldn't be cool that is very would though what do you really know it like an HJ from you liked it but a sleeping HJ yeah of course well of course wait what about a waking aged yeah even more so probably very very like some man's touch what really no okay yeah say like it's just you know stretch now that he doesn't really do Let's Plays on the channel anymore I think this is the perfect time for him for us to really call him out on stuff when he can't defend himself oh that's true yeah you can't go on steam train and be like well I mean he could he is the opportunities it's sure yeah I've left the door open for everybody so if anybody ever wants to be like I don't play [ __ ] destiny to the Destiny the Bell electric blue electric Desilu [ __ ] I wish falling off a cliff you could actually be like [ __ ] and just like tighten yourself and like go up an inch but then you continue to fall your death everybody gets one terrifying footage of people like jumping out of buildings and [ __ ] knees falling [ __ ] me that's all daddy help him here you could clearly tell he's never used his [ __ ] before I should have done it to grab onto a windowsill but that moment has passed [Laughter] yeah I think I think those drugs that you're on for your sickness might be kicking it I do I think you're I think I think you left a little harder at that than you're my family I'm really my brains really processing a lot of things cool I want you to know Dan and it's not just because I'm on drugs right now go ahead I want you to know the one when I tease you it's it's never never actually making fun of you I never said Wow did they just put that hold in that rock formation so you could slip through it and die no I care I care greatly about you and your feelings harren so if there's ever anything that bothers you and I care about you and you're feeling just let me know how they'll do that because it's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt right no I hurt anybody especially not you geez errand boy where is this coming from well it's just how I feel it's very nice thank you did I do which was it this was just doing I kind of tuned out 12 13 episodes ago welcome to Sonic games yeah yeah audience if I ever go too far with making fun of Sonic you let me know all right don't let you now they do yeah I think like I think when the day we started doing Sonic Unleashed I got an email that was from somebody that was like don't dot dot dot and that's it but I did of course he did did there's actually giving me like a little bit of a stomach drop thing like a hood maybe you should take some dismal it some Dramamine some bismuth weight just like it's it's well done like it in making you feel the the height I think it's more of the fact that the controls are so janky that you feel unstable like what the hell I press P aha boy I just think it's funny cuz whatever I'm like oh there's Gabe I just know there's people there like lawyer he goes again yeah for good well there was a perfect example where I almost gave it a compliment but [ __ ] but [ __ ] yeah but cool guy Aaron had to come in with sunglasses and his bummer bow and arrow shoot holes and everything wait what do they almost give it a couple of it oh no no I almost gave it a combo and and then you D complement well that's our dynamic right I'm the girlfriend you're not so great guess so but like we don't plan that [ __ ] up it's actually how we view the world I know that's what I'm saying God all right do you see you reach for it and they didn't go next time on Gabe Revis have you ever seen this gif of Hulk Hogan riding a motorcycle down the road while a dude Chuck's a dog in a river in the background Matt Ryan please put that in where would you [ __ ] me [ __ ] me like you used to [ __ ] me I never [ __ ] you before why don't you [ __ ] I don't know what you're talking about that wasn't me yeah there I could Shadow the Hedgehog casket roll so what's on your mind sonic asked sonic I broke up with my ex-boyfriend peach responded sadly Mario is it Mario dude you're right on the wavelength with this author no someone else and we've been dating for three months until I caught him cheating with another woman what oh that's too bad are you going to be okay I guess so I hope so this is sonic talking peach listen to me you are a beautiful this is written like a screenplay yes waiter no like stage direction or anything you know what we're not here to criticize Aaron we're here to celebrate his Curie I want to I want to know if Sonic like lightly pressed his Hedgehog Paul listen on her pink dress there's about to be a lot of that comforting her soul or whatever I hope so peach listen to me you are a beautiful and a attractive woman and you're better than him you don't need him go out with Mario he's always been there for you comfort you making you smile have you being happy and give you hope and faith in him when he always beats Bowser and save your life and save the world I guess I guess but anyway he's he's better than that guy and he will make you feel more happy he'll give you love compassion loyalty respect and honesty you will help you and make you feel better I'll help you you think so of course and I know it straight from my heart and soul thank you so much Sonic that means a lot to me Sonic like hurt her gay girl boyfriend wait you're welcome and I'm glad I can help anyway are you feeling any better a little bit is that so then I know a way to make you feel better really what's that you'll see soon enough Sonic then pushes peach to the bed gently and gets on top of peach peach wonder why sonic pusher and puzzling with answers until Sonic leaned down to peach and kisses her neck caressing her body with his hands which had brought peach to feel the soft pleasure making her feel good oh my god and raunchy feeling any better now sonic asked yes I am at this moment I am take me right now sonic I want to feel you inside of me I always admire you and grown attached to you make love to me right now sonic oh my god yes your majesty sonic went on to kiss peach by the neck smothering it dude he just told her to get with Mario peach also wrapped her hands around Sonic softly moaning to this feeling the sensation rising on her Oh Sonic it's all yours my body is all yours oh my god afterwards sonic got off of peach and peach let herself up from the bed and pulling Sonic for a kiss on the lips ooh Sonic returns the kiss having his hands wrap around peaches hips peach then moan with on to the kiss and seconds passes by sonic slide down his hand two peaches rear and softly grope sit reaching making peach jumped to surprise they start to wrestle their tongues as they were tongue kissing each other slobbing and licking each other's tongues before going on with the regular kiss the kiss had lasted on for 12 minutes sonic broke the kiss peach was now out of her zone and decide to take off her pink shirt showing her cleavage with a pre-baked bron oh nice Sonic took off his black fingerless gloves and his shirt off throwing them to the side would you just [ __ ] go with it man I'm this is hot I'm killing my chub peach vodka peach walk on over to Sonic and caressing Sonic's chest and kissing him on the lips once again having Sonic returning the kiss woo peach went on to rub on Sonic kiss peach peach went on to rub on Sonic's crotch feeling his shaft erected to its fullest nun after a few minutes of kissing peach then turn on her radio playing an old-school classic which it's all in bold text Barry White I'm gonna love you just a little more baby back to regular text peach helps sonic unzip his pants pulling them down inside would you just let me finish this I'm sorry sonic soon took off his shoes and pants off including his socks this is the best shout out to little Sonic you [ __ ] killed this this is awesome if your only objective is not to break the pot why even like hit the speed things no whatever wasn't turning I was trying to turn and it was just going straight just believe me why would I run the headfirst into a [ __ ] pot I don't know I was about to ask you the same dummy okay I might be [ __ ] flippant and surly constantly but I'm not dumb stomach if you put a stethoscope up to it I what I can never remember the name of it what's the damage yeah dashing is the same isn't and when the [ __ ] like zip to the thing I didn't understand a word of that but judging by your frustration it's not your fault everything in this game is wiggle yeah it's just wiggle so I'm trying to look at look at this oh you've fallen over why not just go super slow because I'm timed wait will you fail from time yes I'd only have a minute and a half to do this really and I have to do this to get on top of the goddammit it's [ __ ] stupid wasn't it a different button the dash versus to [ __ ] do the thingy [ __ ] remember no no which in other games I probably wouldn't complain about because I think that's sort of elegant to do the same button at the same time but sometimes it gets in the way cuz that you won't do one thing [Music] [Laughter] sound of you whining about this I'm having fun I'm having fun dan I'm glad I stopped standing in my way of my fun I wasn't but standing in the way I was just clucking yes you were you were standing right in the way of my fun clucking like a big ol chicken just all of my fun you know sanic without man I'm starting to remember something I suck and I shouldn't be here fever dream I get the feeling I have some kind of really important job to do yeah leave oh my god ern I don't really know what makes me think that though in any case we'd better go check in with what Professor let's go back to the lab oh my god we are bothering the [ __ ] out of this guy he's like please leave me alone let me die Hey oh he's in a good mood you'll never guess what Amy and I have been doing she's like my legs Sonic splendid timing I just this very moment finalise the compilation of my most recent research findings I'm sad again Alice there's a temple of Gaia somewhere in utter but as well however I wasn't able to ascertain the doors location you'll have to check with the locale way it's nearly nightfall here in Shamar I suspect the darkness reveal more clues but it'll be dark so you won't be able to see them do you think sonic shits if he does it happens very fast fast you really used yourself with that one huh [Music] y'alright iron are you gonna be able to recover from you yourself bringing up the question of whether sonic shits or not well he's like flying figured I would be miles from here I would not be okay with watching why are you all proud of us was she an attractive what era do you are you okay wow you're at a joke you are laughing really hard what what uh was she an attractive woman oh that's too bad do you think he uses like a public restroom Sonic like a bunch of Cubans are walking around like wash their heads and he's like hey that's good you're like next time on gear oh yeah yeah good oh we should end this in this episode like a minute yeah I regret the last 90 seconds nothing sadder than a sad woman with a basket on her yeah Oh still have work to do though since then dad's been feeling awfully low he's at shallow waters shallow waters like code for depression unclear grandma's house Sonic is it will you be kind enough to go over and talk to him yeah sure yeah I'll run your [ __ ] errands for you you [ __ ] piece of garbage kinda shallow waters this guy's a little dramatic I think oh my god what are we having a four year call back to sad Hoshi holy i'ma just another to adore dinner Wow Oh goddamnit that [ __ ] same jazz song yeah I thought we'd moved past it no it's the only song in the game oh well just just kill him just kill him god it's not fun yeah it'd be over you you have definitely within the last two or three episodes you have definitely hit your limit on this game I think no man yeah oh great gonna have to drop a box or something [ __ ] [ __ ] you would do this would this is just like your sonic development third-string okay good you learn a different song for [ __ ] sake hey could you play um some Miles Davis sure Oh God forget it how about some Zeppelin ladies up it's just nonsense is with this game so janky none here we go go yeah get hop it in this club yeah turn it up turn it off can't get it up for that one right turn it up oh man like crazy awesome Ryan show pipe down [Music] Walker Wow look at that sky well that's gone now because we're gonna like lost subscribers sighs what's that it means we're getting better right whoa what the [ __ ] [ __ ] even I wish I could've that was that was that was like me screaming at the frustration of I wish I wish they had footage of the vocal booth of that guy just doing that screamed oh oh be careful for the James Arnold Taylor zap zap from zap in Russian why you stop going near the edges I'm [ __ ] no I'm just trying to kill these [ __ ] stay in the center trunk where I right I get it now yeah cool it's just I thought I'd be safer I thought that area was weird and I had like a weird hitbox or somebody gay what am I to do what am I to do there yeah does that kill him just be gentle said it think so or is he forever no he's still there he's on the radar but he's not doing anything oh my god [ __ ] it you don't need to kill him to move on right do oh he's dead ok yay oh my god that was so worthless I didn't let go I didn't let go the game let go for me what the [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] don't break up with me I break up with you you [ __ ] idiot you're so lame I can't believe you break up with me [Music] oh I did the restless coastline oh cool you got do the deep jungle now wait you did the RET you completed it yes I completed it okay just like a complete all over my now again Oh next time on game rooms oh geez Wow Wow that's how I know that you needed a little break from this it was like ten minutes and one second you were like next time it's just because I happened to look at the [ __ ] clock okay suppose I wasn't waiting on it I I die I'm sensing some frustration okay I could feel heat coming from your side of the couch yeah I'm just looking out for you Dan you got a sick face I don't want you looking I want you talking all the time oh sweet well tell you what it'll get back to where we were next time I get ups or no well we'll get there and then we'll start the episode next time on gig rooms where we were yes yes I'd nailed that explanation yeah hey welcome back okay playing game grumps we're doing the show called game grumps my name is Aaron my name is Dan yeah oh my god glad cheese Dan oh my god I know oh my god I know you're gonna have to start over again ah yeah it's pretty gross I I'm just gonna go to Shamar I don't care really don't care yeah cool okay here I think so I think so I'm just gonna go to [ __ ] Shamar I'm gonna talk to some stupid [ __ ] you're gonna tell me to talk to some other stupid [ __ ] I'm gonna go to a [ __ ] gate and play some shitty game I don't want to play bla bla bla talk to you good luck good thanks that you don't mean it because you're just [ __ ] words in a program it's all broken up losers hordley - oh I'm so sorry for the tough time to Butyrka oh jeez there's nothing I could do about it either except maybe mine and mope around I'll go over to the pickle lab God everyone's face is awful in this game oh my god well you're done they just want me to go to had a bath yeah you're done you're done I'm not done okay I got Iran to talk to not it died here in his pop you know the old man is on a son all right he's taking a liking to me sure now he's in [ __ ] palm tree square this is such a weird wild goose chase to talk to people you just talk to this guy we're broken man we are this game has broken us what Dennis the Bettis took one episode to do Sonic Unleashed has taken 37 or whatever this is hey can I tell you some really cool thing I told you via text but I'd like to share this okay with them with all the lovelies as you know our our star has been rising a little bit though you know people gamegrumps and NSP are starting to become known on an international scale which is super exciting and I was in Little Tokyo the other day and I got recognized it was really exciting because I got recognized by a japanese couple clearly like like from japan just visiting here and they were very excited i was walking by and I heard the husband leaned over to his wife and say he said it in like hushed tones but like just loud enough that he wanted me to hear and turn around and talk to him he was like do you know who that is that's a Kenny G saxophone [Laughter] I can't believe that's real it was the [ __ ] best and I'm just walking I'm like immediately I start to laugh I'm like but I can't turn around because I don't want to like I don't want to I don't I don't want this guy to realize that I'm not Kenny G uh-huh so I just kept walking but if he had come up to me and said ask for a photo and an autograph I would have absolutely 100% and and like written I was like playing thinking about like what I was gonna write I was like like keep blowing love always Kenny G so yeah like that was a honestly just can't believe that's real I mean neither could I so I couldn't believe it was happening while was happening dude check it out check it out watch this it's like no barrel barrel barrel oh my god I think you have to throw it at him to extinguish him I know okay whatever just saying excuse me all I'm saying is no bear oh good lord and barrel nice yeah so Matt Ryan can you I told this to a friend of mine and she immediately started sending me pictures of me and Kenny G next to each other and you know what I hate to admit it it's not as far off as uh I might have thought so Matt Ryan I'll send that to you you can put it up now although boy I man Ryan like what you know I love them whoa what's going on every time a picture of myself it always goes up way more [ __ ] up than to do them and it's like it's such a weird mixture because like on one hand guys please for the love of God but on the other hand I know that's only going to encourage them oh yeah go the opposite direction and I can't give them [ __ ] about it either because yeah it's kind of like giving a hard time to your waiter who you know is taking your plate back into the kitchen with him like he's in control of your food so like the more the more sauce I give to Matt and Ryan the more [ __ ] up a monstrosity my face will be I think it's funny too [Laughter] what is he doing oh man oh we get recharged gotta kill him right yeah he's charging his crystal over there mmm Jayesh oh yeah [ __ ] me right inside the ass do it now before I pass oh he's all these old cartoon [ __ ] he's all Tweety's what did we call boys this morning yeah Aaron and I have a personal trainer that we see and we we like to tell him that our favorite thing to do is three sets of napping and crying which is turned into three sets of we peas in sleepyhead nappies and crappy nappies and crap eases you yeah but it all started with I don't enjoy pooping as much as you do some standees standing or you just kind of stand around oh yeah we excel at that [ __ ] oh yeah you would the thing would show up I'd really just for it yeah you really went for it its first wasting everyone's time be it's just stupid cloth it's just ironic because it's it's your time saving maneuvers that end up wasting the most time by far gonna be real yeah just play okay cool stop stop stop it yeah [ __ ] knock you out of the air you piece of garbage no no no that wasn't me it was the attack it went farther than your control I'm really not if you played this you would be like just kidding end it me all of it and me like I don't I don't load the gun with extra clips continue playing yes right is that the right answer hell yeah why do get the wrong answer cuz now it's gonna put me in another splatoon Oh fiddle star Valley of spirits is this different than the other one is it it looks like it already here that [ __ ] song in my nightmares yeah think about it when you sleep when you wake oh speaking of nightmares I heard this I heard the spooky is ghost story the other day oh yeah did you yeah this is a really spooky I found it on a friend sent it to me but I guess it's an old post from 4chan have you ever heard this it is I'd like to yes sonic be scarier than that it is scary this from a couple years ago so maybe some people are out there are familiar but whoever isn't I hope you find this as spooky scary as I do I'm gonna read this word for word okay man and girl go out to drive under moonlight they stopped at on at a side of road he turned to his girl and say baby I love you very much what is it honey our car is broken down I think the engine is broken Oh No I'll walk and get some more fuel okay I'll stay here and look after our stereo there have been news report of steers being stolen I believe he meant to write stereos per good idea keep the doors locked no matter what I love you sweaty again I think he meant sweetie but yeah spelled it with an A so the guy left to get full for the car after two hours the girls say where is my baby he was supposed to be back by now then the girl hear a scratching sound and voice say let me in oh the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there she gets out dude these are so funny holy jesus and I guess these are just out there I guess this is a thing where people like um post like horrible grammar version yeah they just don't know and like so my friend Ellen I sent that one to her and she sent this one which is even older and also apparently from 4chan but it's so you're with your honey and you're making out when the phone ribbons you answer it in the Vyasa is what are you doing with my daughter you tell your girl and she say my dad is dead all capital letters who was phone oh yeah I want an action figure of these characters oh yeah absolute thing whoa please yeah like please just punch without lunging if possible yeah well I can do no it's just I'm just all I'm doing is waggling the wiimotes man that's all I'm doing you know I smash the ground I don't know that was you're absolutely right I'm looking over at you and that is you are just doing doing one thing it's not like I'm doing anything different about it please please just you begging so this game grants no mercy dude don't let it no mercy do you need to collect those rings is that what no it's for health okay get over here I don't want to attack your [ __ ] ass you won't even come home be stuck oh I have to risk my life Oh God oh jeez Oh God just real gentle okay okay Jesus come on Aaron found the art enjoy the fruits of our labor they do kind of have faces okay yeah if you oh okay I'll go like the lights on the shoulders if you see those as eyes in the middle one as a nose and the smiley teeth as a mouth it's like a really friendly looking thing hey I thought it was kind of like a just a one-eyed thing and he's like oh these guys are like oh yeah yeah I mean it's disturbing no matter what okay oh it's my favorite thing that I wanted a toy of Wow look at that concept art it seems like they put more effort in it yeah maybe maybe seconds even yeah Wow looks like it was doodled on a cocktail napkin look it goes like that and then it goes like that done we're done we're go home everybody hey what's up I like it yeah it actually is it kind of looks like the the non filled in drawings kind of look like um those old art tests like if you can draw this turtle and a pirate send it in and join our art school yeah what the [ __ ] was that all about no it was weird right seems kinda random it was just gonna spill out of her mouth he's got very Yoda face hello all right [ __ ] this yeah we're lost it says visit Shamar and add a bat and I went to add a bat and there's [ __ ] nothing there that's fresh Shamar I already went that's where I came from I'm gonna go to stay it says Gaia gate but there's nothing there I went there and there was nothing there watch says new and I walk in it just shut up you dumb you are actually mad and there's nothing here there's nothing new teleport e area that go to other areas were that waste of my time what about to the right there's nothing to the right I already looked look my friend look Daniel look there's nothing but there's just doors I can't open it's not yeah that's all that's nothing I don't [ __ ] tell me go to the right when you don't even know maybe we maybe we can't proceed until you get more Sun medals Wow do not take this out on me I am on your side I know you're just acting out oh god this is this is so nerve-racking yeah I gotta [ __ ] waggle my waggle oh god oh god oh Lord thank God you landed on this lawn a low-down Pony that move is a killer literally this is not fair okay please be careful I won game you're so janky I love you I had a day off the other day and so I made a list of every unfinished big game grumps playthrough I could think of what you silly goose and there were quite a few of them yeah and oh dude but I also made the list of one-offs like of games that I used to play when I was younger and that would be fun to do oh really yeah and see that list um there weren't many one was Willow for the NES oh we should totally do oh that music dantana I've never played it okay [Laughter] Arvin you're my best friend you're my very best friend I mean you're my best friend please don't ever die I appreciate it oh my god oh you might have to slide down oh boy jump jump jump No are you [ __ ] kidding me come the [ __ ] on man can you jump from there I don't know I [ __ ] [ __ ] the jank is strong today close to die I won't I won't risk it I won't risk it I won't risk okay I won't risk I won't risk it with some brisket oh yeah oh oh here comes here comes here comes you're doing good you're doing good no teeth no teeth something good happening what I don't know a Ben come on would you just put it in your mouth you think I would [ __ ] you you think I would [ __ ] you in here come on man of a [ __ ] I didn't even bring that out you think I wouldn't [ __ ] you in here aside it definitely won't [ __ ] I [Laughter] don't know about this one man oh it's just jazzy GU starts oozing out oh my god this is the cheese cave run like a big wave of jizz comes out of dant dant dant down Bobby little douche whose name I never learned it's finally gone what it's the end of the Avengers well I thought God would have a more impressive voice how can I breathe in space I am enlightened you got to be kidding me you you realize do the [ __ ] ice cream thing right what are you leaving yeah I won't forget you either thing I won't forget you either most forgettable side character not even kiss get back here I [Music] just remembered I don't like you forgot I could do that you just eat them sorry werewolf I mean that's it right like there's no yeah there's no going to other countries I can block low man we've made it it for the goal yeah alright well there's gonna be a boss after this stage I just got today who's gonna be I wonder if it'll be Eggman no Saul Eggman demo maybe Metal Sonic Oh maybe metal Amy oh my god in the middle I would [ __ ] die holy Sh sonic team are you listening there better be metal Amy in the next adventure peach licked her lips with a seductive look on her face a sonic takes peach and bend her over all fours position spreading her legs wide as he start to rip off the bodysuit exposed crap what where's the foreplay dude also I didn't know peaches wearing a bodysuit I guess that makes them Sonic tilted the part of her thong to the side exposing her vagina just jumping right in aren't you so sonic inserts his shaft inside her and starts to thrust himself in motion pumping his shaft inside her well yeah what else would he be doing he slept peach let out a goofy look on her face smiling as sonic thrusting himself inside the princess got it Sonic even drilled himself inside peach going deep inside the princess having her screaming and chanting her name wait she was chanting hurry man beats beats beat no I think she said having her screaming and chanting home you know what I actually have long wanted to sleep with a girl and scream out my own name oh yes to see I'm coming Oh Sonic give it to me don't stop now peach moaned ah you got a nice ass peach I forgot to tell you that's printed alright you know what so we got the idea we got the idea sonic go easy with me this is my first time Rosalina requested a sure thing you want me to get on top Sonic inquired no no I want to be on top if you don't mind not at all your request has been accepted I remember I once said that to a girl the hottest thing that ever happened to me Urich your request has been accepted Rosalina smiled kisses Sonic's on the lips and readies herself as she begin to insert Sonic's erected shaft inside her vagina I really wish he would get away from like the textbook genitalia oh yeah evarin PSA's erected shaft she penetrates herself slowly inside of Sonic that doesn't make any sense not wanting to hurt herself once it is inside completely Rosalina soon begin to move her body what just a handsome the mood I'll gonna miss this place I'm like locked in right now you are there are some times where I'm like okay I'm just me I'm just doing gamegrumps and I'm pressing buttons blah blah blah but here I'm I'm locked in man I'm concentrating I'm focusing I'm on I'm concentrating I'm focusing I'm trying to learn from my mistakes obviously right and it's just it's just scheme is unforgiving yeah it's pretty it definitely got rougher like I'm only this level right all the other levels are like oh maybe I died once in oh yeah I get it well they were to teach you how to rock and now you're actually this is the stage up in front of the stage on Lollapalooza and and and everyone's expecting the rock Edie let's hit it did there give me yeah oh yes ha ha ha ha that was funny thank you that was a good one any funny ok so I think this is the part now yeah my god I did it oh I get past this selfie I do is hold up please be careful I'm trying oh oh my god this is so bad like it's you have to know exactly what's happening yeah and there's no way to foresee it it's still pretty exciting my name I did let's are in a twist oh god oh god it's such a janky pipe I'm doing it though we're past it yeah yeah please and please yes yes yeah no I thought that was the end oh boy oh it's just a [ __ ] action show good lord good gosh what the [ __ ] boy I guess that sign was supposed to be enough for me to know to shimmy to the left yeah just do it gently [ __ ] what the [ __ ] with the button it's B it's B's the button ah damn it god damn this game just it's okay [Laughter] [Music] welcome to oh god no please don't start it like that oh yeah welcome to game coops and you sing boom boom boom that like that buh buh buh now let me hear you same way oh well BoBoiBoy wow yeah so Aaron and I were uh went down the rabbit hole of uh who sings to [ __ ] you in the ass saw oh yeah that I wanna [ __ ] you in the yeah and it turns out it's the out there brother's the same guys are saying boom boom boom now let me hear you say well well Oh God Aaron do you remember the end of the Pinocchio episode we did which is the only part of it that I remember yeah where you're like going up and down with Pinocchio I was like yeah yeah motion walk cycle yeah well that was Dennis the Menace was it yeah but you know here was the one where you're like bumps that was fantastic nice thing worth grabbing think it with my mind well that is par for the course but uh well yeah here we go oh how the view Hodes go the wrong way don't know and thread the needle because it forces me that way really you don't understand man it looks like I'm doing like really horribly which I am mmm but it makes it seem like it's the games taking control of my [ __ ] fingers man it's like a it's like a mystery I have not that of all oh no [ __ ] damn it's like you might as well just start over think so yeah you've only got 60 rings yeah you can't hit anything the oh dammit of all the excuses I've heard for [ __ ] up at a video game like the controller's broken my dad works in Nintendo the games taking control I was on it I felt through the ground oh okay sweet oh this is great yeah just you have no ring so be careful Shh all right like that was kind of [ __ ] right it's okay you still got a minute still got a minute just stay right on the pink yeah easier said than done [ __ ] Avidan all right way to turn my name into a derogatory term uh-uh how come the [ __ ] on really I hit jump oh come on [ __ ] son god damn it you were crushing it for a long no just like I crush every night of every day all right I got rings now I think I should be fine yeah god I hope I'm fine [Music] I was legal in the Wemo if we had facecam you also at home would see us wiggling it and we'll never do it god dammit dude I was right there [ __ ] sucks alright next time here we go I'm just not good enough this games great Aaron's flying under this is focused yeah I'm focused like a locust except for that faceplant right at the beginning in the middle yeah I don't know what oh yeah [Laughter] I'm not no I'm like what the [ __ ] um I don't even know what was happening jeez I just spawned and I was already holding the controller we going if you die like right near a respawn point it's really not that crippling says you do the hickey on your neck do I have a hickey - yeah you looks like you got a hickey bro no she wants to marry you got a big red mark on the side of your neck oh it's probably cuz I was scratching it Oh probably all my Ebola can't just say yeah I got a hickey yeah you actually have to say I have a crippling infectious disease oh that's that's silly that makes me giggle no it's fine it's fine everything's good fine this is this is the first Sonic game where I'm not gonna have a breakdown no I mean this is the last episode not Ken oh it doesn't okay the breakdown is when I throw the controller and yeah and and pace around the room that that half I a little happened two episodes ago did it yeah no I guess i black out this is gonna be this is ever gonna be the sonic playthrough where I don't black out with rage oh it happened last time I guess I black you know when there's like a person in your life and it's like everybody likes them but like you saw like the bad side of them oh sure and then you're like oh boy yeah and and and then you like see that you talk to the friend once and it's like yeah like the talk about that person and you're just kind of like by default or like yeah no they're cool yeah and they're like oh man I don't know if they're cool and you're like relieve me to thank [ __ ] therapy yes oh my god Wow now I'm not crazy yeah exactly exactly that's exactly what it is see everyone thinks they're cool and I'm like I had that one situation I'm like I don't think they're cool and nobody believes me but you see it - yeah it's like that but with this game man you must have been in that position a lot that came from a very real place dude I I don't want to distract you right now Jesus yeah no this is it I'm good I'm gonna sit I mean I don't want to yeah no 30 oh excuse me pleb oh gosh [ __ ] this is making me have to poop no what the hell it's okay it's okay what the [ __ ] with that 25 seconds left 25 cents look you saw that yeah yeah I see it all God you can do this I'm so trying I'm so trying oh come on there's no way there really is no way yeah it's not happening No fiddle-dee-dee because this guy blocks my path and that eats up another oh god it's so agonizing on [ __ ] God alright we're gonna pause the episode real quick and then and then tap in at the at the end of this race yeah why's it got a twiddle my dick good uh I fell over again we're back and it's happening is it happening it's happening there's a lot of faith in me I do deserve it actually do have a lot of faith this point oh he hits me he hit he has some kind of [ __ ] like orb or something yes he does what am I supposed to do then do not know I'm gonna fall to my death if I don't hit him uh can you not go up that thing I have to though don't I maybe if you like go near it it'll activate him and he'll blow his wad like this dude oh yeah I guess I got like wait for him for a little bit yeah well I mean you got one more shot so might as well get creative this sucks sketchy old man scusi he waited Wow I could have done it the first time buttons the second time the [ __ ] are you [ __ ] kidding me right now god damn it dude this [ __ ] game is great it's awesome really giving me lots of joy and things to talk about with my kids when I get old they're gonna be like I'll be like here my kids oh [ __ ] I confused myself oh come on with that okay you can you checkpoint it very close you got it here you go [ __ ] you [ __ ] you you [ __ ] reticule radical rex oh thank goodness gracious you got one moon medal sure oh god yeah you remember this I actually missed that jazz song yeah everybody does every time I fall asleep I'm like well I wish I could hear that jazz music right now I do I hear it at night I'm like I'm like Alexa turn on the jazz music from Sonic Unleashed and it's like she's thank God Alexa turn it to ten perfect who's the ultimate bad guy in this game not Nick dude okay yeah I do i I guess I just checked out I meant of all like these like blue monster creatures oh the cat Robotnik it's Robotnik's evil manifested heard some title it's everywhere it's all the shit's he took over the years they finally heard he's like whoa all the shits I've taken it's you Larry and you Charlie and they're like yes we're all back and we all loved you what a weird [ __ ] idea you can't so much about you and you left us for dead you flushed us right down the toilet whoa what I thought you would just pieces of [ __ ] exactly don't you think that would have made us feel bad just thought it would be a good opportunity to link let it out I don't [ __ ] know how am I supposed to know that you want to talk penis about Muse I don't know jack penis about music that's what I said is that a fake name on your shitty fake ID hi jack being a side penis Jack penis I'm definitely 21 I'm 30 right I'm 21 years old there's my fake ID so I can get some booze and they're like why would you say that you come a better trench coat Jack penis private dick hey welcome back it's uh it's game grumps I'm Dan this is Erin wait what what you're right no I confused myself Wow I usually for you get your own essay like this is Dan and I'm Anne that's what I usually say and then you'd you said I'm Dan I stole your my thunder I just wait how am I supposed to whatever [ __ ] it don't risk my life just for some [ __ ] just put some [ __ ] in my mouth [ __ ] my mouth what if okay Dan alright so much I don't like where this is a serious question what if you found out haha that I really liked people [ __ ] in my mouth and I was like really sexually into it what would you do nothing really would you I mean like would you would you be like curious and you'd be like I kind of want to ask him about that or would you just kind of like leave it alone or would you like disown me as a friend or like would you think differently of me would you think less of me no it just I'd be like my friend is it apopka prophetess so a prophetess yes that's one who eats feces and fecal matter Dan I'm the one posing this question to you as a joke oh sorry and you're immaterial and you're the one who actually knows no I I i logistics I would never like well which which kaprosuchus are you are you a semi kaprosuchus or omegaco prophetess those are in tears I'd feel I'd I'd be fine with it yeah yeah you're not hurting anybody and I mean what if I was and then killing people what if I was like spiking people's drinks with laxatives and then like secretly like they're like oh and then I put like saran cling wrap and then it catches their poop I think they I think they know it doesn't I just take it and I slurp it up and leave some fava beans thank you Jeannie as that plan is I'm not entirely sure it's gonna work yeah yeah [ __ ] do it get up god dammit you swing around the front there you go but I stood up before Oh weird but now I guess not this is awkward okay should I you take a leap of faith no no you don't want to tell I'm supposed to go but supposed to come back out and then go up there Oh what the what ah damn it [ __ ] like come on man I I don't understand what's happening right now oh if only you could see like what I was doing I was just holding the button god damn it it's it's like it's not just because the game is ridiculous it's because it looks like I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] because it's like what did you do it's like I didn't do anything you don't look like an [ __ ] all I did was sit here and hold the [ __ ] B button and then [ __ ] went all crazy kind of like an ass good lord that's why it's frustrating otherwise I'd just be like that was weird I can step outside myself for a second and look at what just happened on the screen and be like god what a [ __ ] dude get up on a platform and [ __ ] but it's it's fun I don't know man this games [ __ ] wack as [ __ ] Wow our 90s of you you tell me it's not dope yeah it's kind of amazing kind of amazing I think it's also like just the cumulative effect of getting [ __ ] on by people for sucking at games yes that's what I'm saying yeah over the course of many years exactly what I'm saying I get that sometimes too by the way well you know what we should probably talk about it on the Super Mario the Paper Mario playthrough remember that that puzzle that we couldn't figure out for the life of us the three one ten thing yeah I got a couple emails about it yeah apparently you just hit him until they turn red but I don't understand I don't know I didn't really all I saw was like a waterfall of hate and like you guys are idiots so I was like you know what I'm not even gonna bother but like I don't know that that almost I don't know it's like why would they number them yeah that was my question but I know I know the answer to that question will just be another very simple thing where people are like just short-circuiting their brains with a very enraged and I don't you you're learning I'm a neuron that process it doesn't make me mad finally understanding well I mean it doesn't get to you because I mean it doesn't honestly I feel like we're doing people a service you know with all that with all the terrible things in the world going on right now yeah I'm glad that we like allow people to focus their rage and hate on something stupid fun that's true yeah the avatar one just makes like one point it's a [ __ ] gosh [ __ ] I'm out of lives there's the controller throw that we all we all we all want it in our hearts this game [ __ ] sucks why do I have an attack that makes me lunge like a mile ahead of me what I'm trying to be careful about not jumping there's [ __ ] there's [ __ ] crevasses everywhere in this goddamn game every level has [ __ ] platforms you can fall off of it the drop of a hat and meanwhile when you're [ __ ] werehog mode if you just tap a direction twice it catapults you in that direction and you can't stop unless you go like 5 [ __ ] feet and and otherwise holding it up trying to get somewhere and then you you just wiggle them you accidentally [ __ ] scratch your nose or something it attacks and if one is you like a like a goddamn [ __ ] yard off in front of you stupid it is amazing to watch you get pissed off at stuff like this because there's so many points where I'm like cool he's out of gas and you think and it sparks a new raging fire and moreover [ __ ] man it's pretty great ok ok nerve-wracking yeah I know I know Dan I'm living it every [ __ ] day of my life play this [ __ ] game and it's giving me [ __ ] something oh come on where am I I think yeah my better or worse I don't oh I think you're actually like cut some time off try go that am I I don't do I go I don't know are you hacking this like don't know what did I come from good or do I go to bad I don't try bashing through that thing oh you're right you're right oh boy and he's just so like flustered think like logic where's the end there's the end what's that can't be yeah there's gotta be like a boss and between like no you [ __ ] hack this level dude I don't know what the 50 rings I'll probably not yeah corrected yeah why you showed me and I want to grab one of those rings yeah why does that because I have the blue bar in the bottom oh that's what I learned from various Sonic fans just [ __ ] attack them for [ __ ] sake do the voice but like I know my gosh trying I want you to know Dan and I want you all at home to know I'm trying dad to my be on top with the Wii modes oh you did great who finds this fun way he's a voice yeah it's no girl I think I meant this guy oh oh good call back I'm not with the cucumbers [ __ ] weirdo why don't you just [ __ ] him if you love him so much that's a great idea I've been doing it for years I just felt a disturbance in the forest tails is dead how do you feel it you're floating in the air we are here we are gonna finish [ __ ] Sonic on ways to - wait have we gotten here before yeah well well we ended the last episode right at this point did we really yeah god I don't remember ember we were like oh holy crap oh yeah I thought we were just somewhere in his lair again no he came down and it was like the dragon root or something like crap all right well I'm pooter in that case here we go cuz we finished games around here at game grumps except when we don't that's her new that's our new slogan what do you have to be oh I get yeah that's right you can't change I was like do you have to be werewolf for this one yeah I mean it's only episode 60 of this and I haven't gotten the hang of it yet no problem don't even mind me oh here goes the laser blast I don't know what's gonna happen but holy [ __ ] yeah it looks plastic God oh no it's all exposed chunks of ice all right cool oh but it's got a little blast radius Oh do those just stay there no it'll go come on shoot me I can't believe I had to ask if icicles would stay there in the middle of a lava pit but you know what would you really put it past this that's the kind of game this is yeah the Furies the pitchers shaking those those remotes yeah yeah well I wish I had some buttons to press instead I got to do the Wiggles this is intense sonic unleashed boy it's intense period yeah got him okay do this Macky smack do the Oh are you upset now piece of [ __ ] punch dr. Robotnik yeah oh my god what was that good job thing Oh okay so good like right at the same time he released like a children's album smash cuts of like third Rock from the Sun I'm taking a bath I'm taking a bath got a scrub baby it's your ears shut up [ __ ] wait is that truly the end of the game I don't know I don't know it seems like the last ball off yeah are they really just gonna give me a cutscene oh [Music] not if I am EDC big man just takes a [ __ ] on his windshield this might actually be the final boss I don't know about that but Pacific Rim ass [ __ ] kaiju what oh okay oh maybe it's friendly damn that thing's awesome looking you got it boss oh well night see you next game Robotnik holy [ __ ] Jesus this thing's rad is pretty cool yeah I'm sure you'll be fine ya gotta save my friend that I care very much about yeah well you have to miss your friend into that thing don't you oh dude aren't they two sides of the same oh my god you're following the plot more than I am I'm doing my best I just realized how much this game sucks ah I'm changing back into fanfiction fodder the most attractive blue hedgehog yeah I'd love to eat yeah that's my big guy oh he's so cool yeah the fact that he was an annoying prick through the whole game yeah that there's you know there's gonna be a [ __ ] like the ending is gonna be like now let's go get ice cream God man they spent so much time and money on this scene in the beginning scene look at this what oh my god what's up you know what this reminds me of have you ever read amulet why does he have legs if he's flying that's an amazing question he's so [ __ ] [ __ ] shitty sauna game he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I saw lagoons you want some Star Trek battle music oh sure knows no rain the guy okay are we done is this over thanks man Oh give my sweet hug a water was loves for a chip out of mrs. sacrifice love and marriage should you be doing something Oh No goes together like a horse and cat now Sonic Roger that buddy and it just starts masturbating oh sure you self-indulgent Jesus oh [ __ ] you're oh it's a level yeah do I have to you better believe you do do I have to just fought him though come on busy bee you got one eyeball son I did it do it again back to the same board no different than last time no is it no sliding team come on what am I supposed to do okay killing it oh man we've been through so much be have we been through so much together yeah god damn it it's the girl right well you might have to do something special for this we'll get my big goofy fraid not my third are not home he's just getting poked in the eye wouldn't it be like ow yeah yeah the sucking you [ __ ] [ __ ] it's not it whoa it's a kids game ready to go again mmm that's one way to wake up everything's in one line Third Eye Blind huh guess you didn't see that coming turned to fall over dress why dark eyes regained its true power what's that just killed it yeah oh good I guess we got the good ending today I bring about the apocalypse shave my eyebrows and blow me it's just like window shades coming down there's no way my Hedgehog friend would let that happen oh gosh wow that's cool yeah [ __ ] just got a little bit real I feel bad that the cool designers who helped picked his game had to help make this game oh my god they clearly had some good idea I'm gonna throw them ideas it's a lot of eyes hit all those eyes now oh that's fun creepy that is creepy that's um that's um the Lord of the Rings excuse me [ __ ] excuse me I don't know if I can Sonic - all those cool I feel confident Oh his new lasers - oh I'm gonna go supersonic oh yeah turn yellow you look bastard I love it shy it's like a treat at the end of every Sonic game boy they had oh it three cool boss designs and somehow managed to make each encounter super lame what are you talking about this is epic damn sorry the creature is pretty [ __ ] rat it's a lot greener than it was in the Oval cut scene before I noticed that yeah maybe they ran out of digital Brown hey I could see that out there look at me saying what you said Chrissa didn't heap do what is she doing now sing I guess so she's super talented I know [ __ ] what I liked your both of our albums a lot the heap name here yeah you can use that one Imogen you don't have to worry about you don't have to worry about me suing you for copyright that's all yours baby you how the [ __ ] am I supposed to do with that get the old screen I think you're just supposed to keep collecting rings boy see them it's dangerous how the convoy like what am I supposed to do go in the center of the screen where there's like a tiny little hole that's probably what I have to do that's probably exactly so no I can only attack on that the target there it is okay yeah where it appears yeah oh this isn't fun just so you guys know at home watch out for a slight II think I'm really not having a good time we only got to do it four more times my god that's evil oh [ __ ] it was there for a sec oh yeah yeah [ __ ] eye [ __ ] you you [ __ ] prick you [ __ ] eyeball looking by the [ __ ] green ass [ __ ] eyeballs blinking and [ __ ] I don't care about your Inspector Gadget PSA oh thank god only 12 more iterations to go I'm cool I'm gonna pee on it [ __ ] face this guy's dead it's Eggman he is dead laughs mmm I was thinking about jerking off so now that you're here Wow didn't program them to not be a dick am he just laughed at him yeah you will die of thirst long before you catch me at a tad powering drew we're not gonna show it but trust me the only miracle here is that I have don't make it racist I'm just saying [ __ ] the darkness comes every 12 hours and then it returns after another 12 hours in an endless cycle they call it days they've been around for centuries my hips did they have cucumber sandwich oh god that's right you those cucumber sandwiches that was his [ __ ] plot arc now I don't like I've come a long way I'm a ghost now Sonic you have to let me drain your life Christmas hi not like me dead as [ __ ] so dead ship dead friend chip that was his name yeah so is tip no it was like frugal or some chip chip true you remembered chip do you want some ghost ice cream [Laughter] good boyfriend what was I did I ever really was that established I'll always remember memory deleted [ __ ] okay and squish three times now chili dogs oh man well at least his face broke his fall and I feel like Looney Tunes would have gotten this done in a [ __ ] split second absolutely goose bump like goosey I like that like the Ashish face with like the the kiss quills are all like my different [ __ ] oh wow cool [Music] every time I slip this out of my car just unfurls it it's as [ __ ] thick is that oh wow this is pretty heavy actually it's friend straight-up died you know whatever it just falls off its not gonna hold on your thin supple wrists your monster Hamburger Helper hands are gonna need to yeah well whatever that's it it's me you're still alive friend get away stop following me I'm gonna buzzy [ __ ] yeah friends till the end boy this is my escape the voice inside my yeah toshiaki nakahara you you did yeah so did my Kikuchi remember the fun times we had when you were alive oh they didn't they didn't wrap it up with an ice cream reference no he just died yeah at least we'll always have at sushi my favorite Twitter account it's pretty good and all these times we shared together yeah walking and not communicating yeah being sad like I said a couple words there remember that time you look down and we're sad yeah remember that time we almost died a bunch of times yeah with jazz music they surrounded my friend and then how did it go Huff is now president and COO yeah I would Simon making us queue what is this music you think some like hardcore sonic fans a weird farm you see that on the Left I think that's just artifact thing dude oh really it's just bad graphics they're bad graphics on the credits yeah Nathalie ransom Helen Lawson I did that I did used to think that's how you said Natalie that way of spelling hopefully it's naturally are now temple error its Templars that's [ __ ] vowel is [ __ ] dude yeah damn what are we gonna do for the rest of this [ __ ] is just nothing but names going [Music] you report it turn up the music a little bit more alright rock at what do you think Aaron get up I forgot you didn't have the remote oh here we go one Ben hunt where does your brother Mike hahaha dude - okay I don't get it Mike and Michael drink water all right laugh at a man's name even though that's what we do what is that where does that name come from drink water yeah there's been um there's a quarterback for the Vikings is Bridgewater yeah it must be a gut bub what where you missed it I missed you gut bub I was gonna say it and then it was all a little almost off the screen and I was like I guess I gotta say oh my god do you think Michael drink water it was just like somebody being passive-aggressive in the comments - Michael all you drink his diet soda drink water dude I'm putting in the credits yeah he always checks for the credits to his name oh my god this [ __ ] song I'm about to gut bub oh my god please stop no we're back to the part we just saw before the game ended it's like we threw the whole [ __ ] thing you got to put the fingers in your ears oh yeah oh my god they're showing every cutscene yeah what they want you to know that they made them dude no it's good it's good for those resolve all the tiny due to endless possibility oh my by Jarrett Redick of Bowling For Soup oh geez I feel like I've heard of that band that's the band that did the [ __ ] I want to tell my mom oh maybe you're my friend yeah we have to start referring to our manager Brent as Brent cash I think you would like that I think you'd love it you kidding how the world adventure okay we're out we're out we're officially out of things the songs are over the graphics are done there's no more cutscenes yeah it just repeats from the beginning again it just it just blue screens it plays that jazz song over it so we do we do oh god we did it we went on a unit adventure you did it Sonic Unleashed doesn't just me it was all of us we yeah we did it you you two loveliest thanks for joining us on this it was a journey a weird dumb journey yeah just like life is pretty done it was kind of awesome oh my god there's still more yeah but they just got to the music credits that's supposed to be the end I wish they'd stop spacing things out so much yeah just try to wear it out he's the songs not over yet [ __ ] can they just keep hitting Enter yeah Sega that stands for sexy garbage presented by Gd you just said that without the cool font logo it is good oh my god yeah there were so many credits now I've got like warped I wear like everything's enough scrolling down yeah oh really I don't get anything after the credits I just get it you just gotta [ __ ] no experience yeah but usually they have like a little picture at the end with all the cast and they're like hey and it's like boom and you one guy has his dick in his hand no this is the beginning again All Right see you later babies we did it adios we lucky to appreciate you appreciate you girls thanks for watching us all this way I bet you're all [ __ ] happy it's over it's our way I sure [ __ ] am now on to the next Sonic Bank bye bye you know what I'm gonna get the milk out of my tip ass that's a hard pass for me [Music] [Music]

Channel: uko_harmonics

Views: 1,125,605

Rating: 4.8067207 out of 5

Keywords: ryanuko, game grumps, sonic unleashed, golf grumps, best 100 mario deaths, best of game grumps, game grumps compilation, uko

Id: jzlKgZnEnfA

Length: 181min 28sec (10888 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 02 2019