Riding The Craziest Roller Coaster In England

put in a theme park this is really cool look at him trailing behind my name's big will i am big and also the problem with tommy is that he talks the big talk and how brave he is look at him he just he's too scared to mention that he doesn't want to go on the rides he told me in the cup you're too jumpy dude you're too gentle you're very jumpy i'm strong i'm strong like steel [Music] are you okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah getting in a sky car oh it's bumpy yeah they're brand because there was a recent one in italy that fell down and killed everyone i'm not what do you think is roller coaster holy [ __ ] that will be awesome so i know you're really scared it's fine trembling why is there a reason you want to hit 10 million subs more than anything in the world to impress a girl do you think she'd be impressed by roller coasters yeah let's find out what she likes all courses [Music] hello is this is this tommy's friend from college oh don't worry do you know the theme park alton towers by any chance dude what do you think is the coolest ride on holton towers thank you bye-bye bye did she say the smiler are you serious we're gonna start on the sort of easy roller coasters and work our way up to smiler okay sheridan fools okay tommy i can do the blade let's go okay immediately there they go why am i going on first it's the first ride man look we're gonna get you that girl we're gonna get you that girl tommy the blade is gonna get you that girl with step one we're on the blade oh do you like how they don't have any safety things here why would you say that why don't they yeah they do yeah they do if i pee myself will you laugh at me yes actually because that will make it easier for me to not think about welcome to the blades bro oh my god so is that meant to be a big pig oh oh oh i never die i never die i never die i never die i haven't died [Music] [Applause] well i don't want to do this she's not warm [Music] [Applause] [Music] that was just nothing compared to the smiler dude how is that six-year-old shouting i loved it are we cowards all right we're not doing it anymore yeah now on the blade too much we're going home oh come on we just got here it was it was no no no [Music] [Laughter] what you just pointed at stuff down a [Music] moment you're a failure what the [ __ ] dude why are you just never satisfied you miss [Music] [Music] [Music] nothing let's go okay [Music] i thought this [Music] [Music] will help me slightly we are in pitch black that's all three of how manly we are tommy i'm so afraid of my masculinity i am friends with george look at that ugly [ __ ] bye trust me you trust me of course i trust you i trust anyone in this scenario [ __ ] you [ __ ] that's my score why is trying so [Music] oh what oh my god look at this guy well clarence so why aren't you looking at the gifts what the hell can you buy me a gift i'm not buying you a gift please tommy i want to apologize for scaring you thank you thank you i just wanted to say that compared to what you're about to go through that was nothing dude i lay off oh she's so hot no entry i sure hope it does oh entry zooey mumma [Music] who likes that one where get dry can we go in there you're not [Music] it's a dutch angle nobody looks [Music] see what i hate most about phil is his unrelenting kindness [Music] i hate him that's a good thing i pray on phil is his downfall it makes me want to scream phil is the sword under my cleat phil needs to go to the hospice phil i've been thinking about you it's ruined my day i also don't like you what the [ __ ] oh hey another ride another ride tom tom ryde simons tom tom simon this one has a heavy chance of drowning that's not true i'm thinking about the beyond you might be going there it's going to be a less painful death if you calm down you gotta be careful not to die tommy why why why why why i don't die i don't die i'm like the blade aren't i i went on the blade earlier and it was fine don't read those signs don't read those signs tommy tell me something don't read those songs don't read those songs go live phil so i'm comforted i just make sure you remain seated i will remain so seated he will remain the most seated person on this entire ride because i'm not unseating yourself it may make the death quicker no stop please remain seat i will remain seated stop patronizing me tommy it's fine look it feels wet [Music] whoa oh i'm in the wrong spot dude i'm gonna go no no phil phil you gotta build you gotta remain secret bill i'm about to go bye guys it was nice give me a towel oh no why am i going in first right now about 40 is that good is it high [Music] tommy we made it through the second one we've made it through the second most dangerous part it comes oh here it comes can you stop hey guys alton towers is a very safe and risk-free theme park you can visit fun for all the family can this be the last i know i know we're doing this i'm having a great time i can do photoshop i'll put me in the smiler we're just oh i don't want to be in the photo oh this is this is getting intense this is fast dude his name is phil's of minecraft and he is quite wet bye bye wetzer damager tommy you're lucky to be alive you're lucky to be alive you almost died you're lucky to be alive tommy tommy this interstate is paved with memories right now my interest is paid with knives can you comprehend that please come on okay can we can we please just get some man we'll get a little i don't want a little man i'm here and it's good it's going to be good pure sugar it's not pure sugar it's pure joy can i be even a blood no it's not it's funny let me get some let me get some let me get some stop being a dick no i'm being responsible don't push me please can we do no [Music] failure [Music] oh sugary dude it's compacted in there too look how much phil look such a gremlin well i'm not eating for you oh my god he's a lost cause dude if you look behind you quickly what the [ __ ] fear yeah i don't want to it'll be fine you're going to impress the girl why would this impress a girl i'll buy a flower spill i'll get a roses why would this isn't a rose is it a death trap so i sit on this and this is what okay this is what girls like phil yeah a man that could oblivion [Music] [Applause] oh my god holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my gosh oh bill do it do we have to though well we're already on now we can yeah tell my future wife and children oh wow look at the view show the view holy sh oh wait wait wait i think we're about to lean over phil yeah any last word i don't want to do this breathe slow holy [ __ ] [ __ ] dude [Music] oh my god oh my god thank you very much thank you very much wait wait wait why would you do that to me go go go it's considered one of the most intense coasters in the world phil are women worth it absolutely why statistically she won't marry me so what's the point what if my bladder acts up what i don't know how much clear all right you're so young it's not gonna happen i can feel it happening that's just probably piss yes what if i piss myself you won't i'm looking at the spin ball wizard and i'm thinking that looks very piss orientated like a 50 year old on the spin ball with it oh yeah you know about 50 euros i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm angry it's just a final stretch now right got this one and we got the smiler oh my god no no no me on a roller coaster please subscribe by the way i haven't asked enough for the amount of pain i'm going through tommy you're fine man look you're going to be great hold on tommy i need you to know man yeah you're like a brother to me wait really really maybe not i might oh wow oh [ __ ] now that is oh oh yeah you ready no actually no okay been here all day bitter what's frozen twice in this time that's what she wants to see you on tommy maybe she doesn't maybe she just wants to see six minutes six minutes eighteen inversions it's one of the most high intensity roller coasters in the world tommy are you there are you ready tommy let's go home wait are you too scared are you scared as well i'm not scared tommy holy [ __ ] oh my god this is a writing of itself this is prison simulator are you gonna be okay i'm gonna be fine so am i dude this is dramatic as [ __ ] oh wow so this is safe tommy look at me you're about to become a man tommy okay what do i do what if it's too fast for me i'm here for you you need me just look to your right what what do i do with the girl you'll be impressed do i show her this do i ask her out as we go you wingman okay okay oh wow i think that you're beautiful and that you should date me because i'm me and i'm pogbas i know that because i tell myself consider it consider it have you considered dating me i'm the best i'm the best man i'm deep oh okay i'm not [ __ ] i'm a big please oh my god let's put your hands in the air like you just care like we have so many issues we care about human rights are you with me okay i'm ready to care about human rights for human rights [Music] oh man tommy i'm a man now wait is this the end no tommy i've been rebirthed i'm a man oh i am vertical right now that means you should date me i can go vertical baby oh wow look at this view oh well but i'm upside down oh tommy oh oh tommy so is that a yes [Music] hello hello can you hear me oh he's done it tom's done it he's done it he's done he's a man he's a man he went on the smiley like you asked from tom from college tom tom simons he went on this but [Music] it's okay man [Music] [Laughter]

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Length: 20min 15sec (1215 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 15 2021