When a Nurse Pulls Out a Hose, It’s Never Good - Gabriel Iglesias

man I'm doing really good you guys I didn't start off to here that way I'll let you guys know oh my god I started it off in the hospital need to let you know what happened I was at the house and I was eating a cookie it was good and all of a sudden I got a pain in my side it was one of those pains and not even a good fart can get rid of you guys know what I'm talking about well sure enough I want up in the emergency room and it was a scariest feeling of my whole life because the first thing they did to me was they stripped me of all my clothes and not in a sexy way either they take all my clothes and they replace them with this nasty green hospital gown you know the kind way they tie it on the back and your buddy is showing right little kids walking by so I see my reflection in the mirror and I realized at that moment with all that green on that I do not look like a comedian oh no with all that green on I look like damn Shrek and it wasn't me who came in the nickname either it was the nurses I could hear him to me timeout timeout that look at that chubby boy he looks like Shrek huh all he needs are the antennas and the donkey that's yeah so then they wheel me into my own room right I'm laying there and bed I'm holding my side and the doctor comes in and I don't know what it is about doctors are just always happy to see you right yes how are you mr. Iglesias don't worry we'll take care of everything just roll over on your side and I'll be right back so I roll over and he goes over to the wall and he gets his little rubber gloves and he put some on don't get ahead of me people he puts on these gloves you know try and he walks over and he puts his hand right here and he goes does that hurt does that hurt and then this doctor turned into a magician oh yes he did cuz his hand disappeared and it reappeared somewhere and then he has a little tell me mr. Iglesias I found the problem you seem to be suffering internally you have a blockage in your system and the whole time pinky will pull out your finger you're the one blocking it dude so he says mr. Iglesias we're going to need to flush out your system and the hole okay flush me out give me some crackers and some diet soda let's do it no mr. Iglesias we have another procedure it's painless and it's quick trust me so Mike okay I gotta see this right so he picks up the call button and rings the nurse and the nurse comes in Oh if she walks in with this little bag with like a little hose hanging out of it right and I see this little hose and I'm thinking Oh [ __ ] you better be watering a plant you know what he did with the hose she made me a water balloon and when they say they're gonna flush you up they're not lying the second they do this to you kiss when you gotta go right and they don't go when it's not convenient when you're over here in the facilities and you're sitting down and you're like okay let her rip let's go that would be too convenient no they do it when you're laying down 18 feet away all right laying down and they do this to you and anything you haven't here goes from here back there pull like that right it just hits you like a shot I locked up my legs stiffen up I try to run to the restroom you guys I look like a whole Frankenstein movie in fast-forward the whole time the nurses are running behind me you

Channel: Comedy Central Stand-Up

Views: 5,110,270

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Id: 75ginDfNojg

Length: 3min 57sec (237 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 20 2019