Fateful Findings Commentary Highlights - Jaboody Dubs

[Music] fateful findings and nice stock footage look it sounds like the room oh god yeah definitely that cheesy no Zack that Middle Earth soundtrack ya saw these repressed memories of my childhood it's like in pristine condition oh my god this is a magic movie oh no they're just playing the forest when suddenly Indian burial ground [Music] oh you're buying what's with the hand wait a minute wait it's doing something movie magic it's slowly decaying to ghosts precious treasures did the magical babe it's a magical day write it down I want to remember this day gotta bury oh my god this is totally made by an insane person this movie's already insane for this next scene you will find a magical relic in the forest Portobello alright yeah like don't be late for the airport no I have IBS don't rush me [ __ ] kids was going on all day about a magical day I will no charm times I'll tell you how to play the magical forest a blood off stop hang it all the window we're driving off [ __ ] your seat belt inside the car magic is it real have you said a word yet no this is chore to capture his audio crosswalk it's a parking lot whoa what am I looking at wait what is it at work the people call symbolism oh damn that's my sidekick are you okay sound like a rolls-royce hit you villains dead Dylan done died oh this chick whoa he's work it's hot out but it looks cold I say [ __ ] here upped it did he rented a Rolls Royce for this movie and Wow and a [ __ ] really shitty shoes call 9-1-1 call 9-1-1 bro is he dead is he dead doing call nine-one-one if he's already dead it's a Rolls Royces the car that hit him oh my god wait his craigslist act just breathing what is happening art boys this is our G of T should probably get to work just let him lay here say something bearish stop him from breathing so much surely stabilize his neck first skybox it's the oxygen that always does a trick there's just fall in case it rings welcome to the emergency hotel is he okay who's that he's okay Long Island brother that's not even related at all okay it's like a brother to me so they have a bandage over his face cover exhaust from that horrible accident almost gonna be a slow one I actually don't know I'm not even a doctor I'm not sure I'm a visitor as well I wandered in here he's in critical condition it's beyond my medical expertise does not look so much brain damage it just shattered every conscious doubt he had his brains are what we call mushy mushy goo now oh I'm just so sad I'm so sad upset I'm distraught Oh alrights really kicking up a breeze Oh totally hit Bart's in here someone left the window open that's what woke up what happened there's no fluid in that nothing yes they've escaped I don't need this I'm totally filthy I always believed I'd make it so uplifting I can't even knows things no no no nostrils it's merely just to hold down the bandage huh oh there's this plastic tubing we used to tired the baby just do your head out here he's all his ass fall out you don't think he would wake up his wife or whatever to say hey honey I'm home I remember leaving the shower huh you just went right to the showers just drinking like a tight [ __ ] wound like that you're supposed to be in the hospital it's not safe [Laughter] kidding me going on thank God they were there where my titties his nipples pockets where are they there they are here they are which ones sunscreen Lube and lots of pills yeah scheduling conflict there I don't need these pills doesn't pockets they're very low though on his shirt do this thing like controls his life what is this thing is this what gives them all stories what is this whoa dude he's an upside you see the fasiqun man come on this is like what goes on just hold this stone oh no Neil Oh [Applause] books on coffee and this is it he's the laptop guy she's the cell phone girl that's hit this is the whole movie right here it's a different phone - who's she talking to he's right he's got eight phones he's got seven they were just fine well [ __ ] that's it I know it's gonna cure this really [ __ ] [ __ ] let's get rid of these they live in [ __ ] all that move all this paperwork out of the way and let me get rid of that and let me hold on to these okay get rid of this rip that paperwork top fabric is it this sponte turning me on oh my goodness British papers database rata base let's have sex yeah no tongue Oh Tom it's the first time Neil Breen ever kissed a woman no I thing's gonna throw on the table and go to town but it is held each other kiss that's all this movie says about this guy Ava's old wife this therapy it's a little close this is being redone we'll have to have the session in the hallway cause it's the black that's the fart crystal ghost fart ghost demon drapes in all black attire the black stone floppy disc approaches she's gonna be Neil it is yeah so and much like a sneezes knobby knees cracking everything squeak ESB yyy no coding I see you Neil really we all hate each other they all have sex problems and they all have drinking and pill problems you know life in the suburbs hey Neil well I'll let you well clean your pool for once dirty bastard Oh God aren't all the characters here seizure is that whether you drop everywhere the book that says is this yours this is you know did you draw this I've been carrying around my pants every single day ever since I was a child oh god is that you you're the girl thank you I've never forgotten we found that mushroom you ever forgot I keep the notebook I never wrote any other words other than it was a magical day place in this car I got some weird cups I mean cups cuts not coming Neil does know how to keep him keep him lined up he's a wild guy brought back to work picked up all that [ __ ] back to hacking and writing his book yeah is he writing or is he what a combo he keeps going Oh who's gonna who's gonna make a move on her Johnny sins is now this is accurate to what he would actually be doing this is yeah yeah this is real oh I'm all uncomfortable 18 I don't think so Neil Neil is she 18 or is she this is Neil's fantasy what she's talking to him she's making moves on Neil and he can hear that through the glass oh no what am I to do all these women want me oh just topless my backyard that's it whipping them out what's this teeth calling legit creeped out by this dude yes the hots for him oh you gotta be kidding me what no-hoper you're sober up let her take a bath just get that Oh talk time oh man this is uncomfortable Oh cuz she's you he's the only one who asks about her school projects please don't do it anymore the lack of music really makes us awkward and uncompromising awkwardness I gotta shake that off yeah oh I'm gonna shoot this [ __ ] full of a-holes that not the car no out he missed the car I heard that that was all Jim gunshot oh I'm mad what have you done mom you killed oh my god that line oh my god oh my god Jim call 9-1-1 now it's guys daddy so called wait Jimmy okay Oh a white shirt today Oh goodbye goodbye why would he do such a mean how could he's so drained oh so exhaust my life is hard getting hit by cars and tire to kissing on the cheek every Thanksgiving state the other way I'm tired and exhausted maybe an apple I'm working I'm very the book Neal I like to work ethic come on Neal shake it so long I don't care who killed himself laptops as a company have the buy-in all this work at no script it's so long you know you got something just turn it in signing the contract sign it so we know you're working on it obligation to sign you better not be hacking none oh if you're hacking what does that sound you throwing stuff I can't go on like this why is everyone throwing Bob just sweeping the books she throws the books that hurt oh ouch all right my short rib hello our paths cross yet again great you don't look a day over 28 meanwhile I'm 55 but even though we were same age when we were children you were actually older than me as a kid oops see ya bye oh dude what happens when you go back this part of the movie I don't understand everything up to this I was down I just I don't know what this is you don't understand the dire and fateful consequences of his mystical actions obtained as a child it is a magical day it is a magical it's a magical time match clock no her life magically dead Oh magically od'd magic oh oh wrapping a handful yeah Neil wait a man up these guys get enough money to make these movies just make all these make-out scenes I wouldn't call this making out she's so into it we don't pay she's trying to just be like lovey-dovey but he's like trying to [ __ ] smooth that dude she's like this is like supposed to be affectionate right like ain't cut he's like no no a little more kissing little longer a little longer we have to be promotional nurses I think they get the idea no the tree like they were eight years old no they're gonna do this they don't get it yet yeah are they out do it oh my triple zeros man it's guy dude no one wants to watch you kiss nothing bro oh you're so beautiful meal one watch this dude Emily Emily slapped he's really good at finding dead people and grabbing them in their name than coddling them Emily Emily Emily not even like sad goodbye old friends watch me eat this salad leaving has specially prepared salad your great cook sides for eating the grass Oh magic try so cold stop god no wonder everyone just wants to [ __ ] this guy I'm trusty Kell Bastide oh my 51 what did I say but walk the desert I'm gonna storm it myself I must find the truth I'll find it that government corporate lies have got to end now this worldwide corruption this worldwide corruption corporate corruption worldwide lies oh my god I've been hacking to government and corporate system that's to plan they're all over the world Oh green screen I have discovered more information than any hacker ever ever has please tell us roley's ever president Neal what I have found will shock you shock here shock the system Neal don't give me strength I'm intrigued to see how much we're getting paid for this like always admitting his lie I have to come clean we were trying to make money because of Dylan I'm afraid of going to prison I don't want to go prison they now know my crimes they know my crimes they don't know that he died I'm resigned to that's a hard act to follow my right I prefer to go out on my own terms here we go Jerry rigged a rope all these secrets he said nothing under pressure could you breathe be more specific what exactly did we do wrong and cheat the customer we cheat and rely basically make God of mercy on all of our souls I got some feel good about your M&MS release badlands pills this comes death I'm just gonna [Music] for the purpose of greed and fraud not to mention proud maybe for the Patriots [Applause] double-cross what I'm so confused how many times you gonna say corporate systems what are you saying this is the longest scene act now what am I supposed to do the same stock footage oh my god he really thought that would translate oh my god how stupid are people same day same shirt full circle yay-yay fraud and lies oh come on together because of Neal Breen because of me world peace now exists because of all the corruption no more lies being done no more lies when you look back you will remember what you did this day don't look back don't remember me for what I did remember me for who I am this is how the movies gonna end isn't it yeah [Music] Wow well guys that is fateful findings what a weird what a weird right I don't even know we've all felt like we've been on pills oh man just drinking I'm exhausted I need a drink in a pill I've got some government secrets I got to go expose I got coke hang myself okay but I will say this I do want to find more movies like this me too this is like weird gold yeah oh boy that's exhausting though and patrons tackle stuff like this chance at a patron mind-bending yeah hopefully you guys enjoyed this one this one was thank you thank you for making it possible as well as the people on Twitter who support us thank you and every which way that you watch and watch our stuff we really do appreciate it we love you we love you now so let's repeat let's go on a hike and try to find some mushrooms because I do believe it is a magical day a magic water bottle I was calling you guys down for magic portabellos it is magical out I brought some spinach for the trip when I take my shirt off hold on later buddy bye

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Length: 26min 16sec (1576 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 03 2019