Jingle All the Way Commentary Highlights - Jaboody Dubs

[Music] top of madness me you like the furry back there guys yeah you think there's a online internet pornography of that character sidle I don't think you Justin I know it fist-fucking turbo man turbo man parity porn there's Vasquez wrong any reason to g-string that's the whole costume bad he's lit who Phil Hartman the classic love me some Phil Hartman damn they got grapes they got oh damn what kind of Buffett is this they got grapes and shrimp grapes and squirrels what a big yeah this is all meaningless Christmas is ruined no I can't miss karate trial wait for me yeah I was a big soup it's a big man it's like they had to stitch two suits together you just missed it yeah why'd you come here to help me mop in Ostia we express our love by working by working out working out drinking ballet drinking the protein tire drinkin proteins they don't wanna lift weights dad I want turbo man like this movie needs a little flavor get me Sinbad awful lot of hockey's in this movie we knew somebody tell it like it is get Sinbad Bernie Mac's not available get me Sinbad wait a minute Bernie Mac said that the Entertainer DL Hughley they're all busy Steve Harvey don't you wait they're all Kings of Comedy they're all the same shot screaming this guy is crazy the public freaked out grabbing grabbing a stranger yelling at him if this was like current time somebody would be filming this girl all-star crazy guy loses it outside a toy store oh wait this ain't a good look on black man choking a white woman that's not a good look dude he's got some balls trying to [ __ ] Arnold man yeah maybe that's what it is for him it's the risk ooh wow the power by the that's rush that's the thrill of it all these people talking so painful hey I'm at your house answering your phone hanging out with your wife areno cookies delicious cookie in my mouth I could get her on the phone but her mouths kind of full right now he's a little busy at the moment she's got hardwood in her hands just came back love you bye-bye brush batter coming up here turtleman let's go everyone run the same exact yeah I'm impressed nothing weighs like 800 pounds you just moved it like it was nothing he's like super passionate about this one you offer me one of the balls has a skull and bones that person dies your mouth for the balls get those balls seems very dangerous to do with the crew they tell you like which color is where it's random whose idea was this some people die welcome to lego world oh my god my creation so beautiful ambiguous child [Music] that freaked the [ __ ] out vision I can't grab your kids mouth they party looking for some drugs I don't have a turbo man but I got some cocaine if you're interested trying to get high try to have a white Christmas or what stay frosty Renate turbo man that's what lived at your beloved turbo we down the plug on some turbo dolls how much what are you willing to bear for a sec this week Spanish I knew it knock off that's down here it's low it's the last of a trip for me to go dude everybody is so like Palsy about ripping them off and pushing them and [ __ ] I'd put my money on Arnold even again right 25 Santa's criminals and a few elves [Applause] that's a bigger what else he's on that bridge it goes over the river [Laughter] [Music] [Music] not even speaking English anymore man gentlemen you've been duped we've just been played we've just been had a harmless Christmas it's gonna be a real bomb for at that part of this movie Oh died did they all just die Wow oh it was a comedy ball is a look an ACME cartoon bomb oh he's topping the tree getting some table tops and off this he's hopping off the tree it's all about [ __ ] holding it's getting cut the tree now the tree is fully erect now we can enjoy ourselves [ __ ] weird these or sexual innuendo yeah yeah yeah look mistletoe and there I J he's like a he's like an announcer voice plus Trump yes that's not safely under at J huge Christmas is absolutely huge simply carolers carolers leaving a little gift of yourself yeah let's go let's join them we're gonna call the police you can't miss a big Austrians huge yeah your house and this guy's cooking your wife now he's gonna [ __ ] your wife just kind of letting it happen she's not saying you know a lot of money where she for you fire oh my god oh my black Jesus if they worked together they get his stolen this toy from this [ __ ] oh they could have played him like [ __ ] come over make cookies with me yeah a doll for me give me his whipped cream and he said he totally wants me you just sneak it there this would be so easy I'll even get the keys I'll also get him to [ __ ] shovel the snow apart driveway I'll put ludes in his [ __ ] hot cocoa he'll be out cold you can't bench press your way out of this one best one yeah that's one ever [Music] [Music] [Music] there's no myself speak up first sauce the wine is completely dry is that more painful than the balm over my face it's not so bad I don't hate it you barely check that [ __ ] room Austrian guy big ostrich [ __ ] you're late controls let me just get him out of these clothes please someone we need to get him into the Trouble Man costume no way I don't think this guy's gonna need to fake muscles it looks ridiculous these muscles on top of his real he's just now realizing like what you think was half old wait I'm no parade solo at what point do you realize that's your father there when you look at him in the face it's exactly funneled towards Mecca yet no one looks like him Elijah in a few moments turbo man himself will select a special child from our audience select a special needs tech a special needs child and they will blast off into oblivion for the cops there's a cop in uniform on a trampoline [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] I don't like brain is brain juice go break something in that lead that leaned up in his brain Oh rocket Bunch that's actually a function part of the suit and it [ __ ] came back you guys it's his actual hand don't worry it's all scripted it's all scripted it's just chasing your kid that's my son he's a great actor let us take the Kwan's of god's we're giving us this great Kwanzaa I love a man in uniform for shaving my boy you've saved Christmas turbo man not only have you shaved my dear boy you saved Christmas itself what's wrong now your father he loves you very very great come again hold the phone can you take this suit back home officer arrest this man [ __ ] you gonna give it up after all this oh it's work give this to someone in jail nice kid imma put this on eBay [Music] it's a little off but no glad to have you back Oh Howard I love you you've done so much for this family really you know I was always mattresses what would the providing and all all the mattress sales have been through the roof when we take a vacation huh well that makes me wonder don't you stuff my stocking [Music] well that's jingle all the way you know what or is he in fun better than I thought it was gonna be yeah Ashley was Sinbad and I had a plot for once Oh for once had a plot I could follow a simple child could follow a lot of simple children in this one is Sinbad and he's come back he's good where's said that I wonder what he's doing right then 20 years later oh good times Merry Christmas everybody and happy holidays from with your booty show to you the Kwanzaa and Hanukkah happy a theist day in whatever happiness regular normal day of June atheists happy life day happy day shouts get everyone on Twitch and patreon supporting us thank you guys for watching me sharing drop a drop a big - nice Waikato's big ole tits likes and big titties and subscriptions and all that we appreciate you guys big mug and nog get some nog grab your hog and jingle your balls all the way I'll see you in the next one huh oh don't forget guys he can't benchpress your way out of this one unless you're turbo he kind of did he did yeah he really did actually [ __ ] so you can

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Length: 20min 33sec (1233 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 21 2018