The Fantastic Four - Movie Dub - The Jaboody Show

hey Bodie Shaw my name is Justin I'm Damon pops and today we're going to dub over watch and dub over an entire movie not just any movie the brand new Fantastic Four movie phantom or you that's right you know what I say [ __ ] copyright are you far we're doing it [ __ ] rules and laws the brand-new movie that came out like a week ago that's what we're doing on YouTube we're dubbing you so we're gonna watch it and ad-lib some dumb [ __ ] over it and just make fun of it because just the way you guys liked it cuz everyone's been saying how bad it is we got to do it we got to sorry Marvel Marvel babe you got to do it so let's get to it huh let's go it's gonna be fantastic let's go yeah can't wait to see this man yeah you know there was a lot of hype for this movie I got a bad review though oh no we're about to find out why you know us we're gonna we're gonna wow these graphics see we're gonna make it good it was bad we're gonna watch a bad movie with you we're gonna show you it's not all that bad so we're going into hyperspace the fan tastic ha stop my boy Michael B Jordan in it really excited if you guys could pick which one would you be the one that can set a fire to himself all along the giant mutated Rock freak yep that one [ __ ] fire dude that one's got it the best J Underwood must be used all new like yeah they know it's the new hotness and new Hollywood that doesn't something Rebecca stabbed so it's a little steep so he's a little lame and they using a big name cuz then you're like all you could play you from Michael Bay yeah he Smith Michael Bailey Bailey in trigger is it that big red spot Juby I wonder if they're gonna change the origin of the like I just saw that those at the Big Red Spot on Jupiter George day that where he came for Damon Janus [ __ ] talk Rafi ma Harry so we're all familiar with the Fantastic Four series riotastic quick so there's like the guy that's hot and then there's the hot guy hot guy hot guy there's the stoned guy there's the invisible girl and the stretch guy so there's the STONER the hot guy but got really long appendages real long and there's really shy she can make him as long as you want the ugly chick who's invisible Meg right make earth space special effects by mr. film but really you're doing the long credits in the beginning people don't do that since like 1999 ding yeah man it's it's Molly there's a really retro feel of this movie I don't know they went back you know kind of it's really weird I mean the whole idea of Fantastic Four is kind of basing that time right old like you can't just make that all new and [ __ ] you got to stick to what works and I'd be stupid don't update it make it all modern keep it old I haven't noticed a single Marvel logo it's true yeah don't all the Marvel movies surround with you know what actually I think a different studio might I made this one I handed it off just paid for it Marvel is it's like you guys will trust you with our you know our IP Marvel just provided the character sassoon math class on chalkboard all right education the side effects of sexual encounters the repercussions d return c 186,000 people have sex every five seconds of the day do you know how many O's people die their overhead into core 290 known STDs these like you mean I knew all about dude I can't wait to have sex now I've tried sex once I'm not afraid I don't recommend act very frightening experience smells smells pheromones I caught the worst disease of them all look at this pregnancy so what's passing Oh check it out oh that's your this way you look like a man do homework you don't copy my homework room it's coffee sex homework where's the dick what ejaculates the tits is that some weird graph of the whole female what's he doing sex around the globe in the Bermuda Triangle this diagram sex is very dangerous they still turn the equator channels through the people's bodies you will explode if you don't careful take precaution now let's open a chapter 6 you say this man chapter 6 your body and you you'll have to read chapter 7 for all my thanks for doing my homework we had B+ that's not good enough that's it what do I beat you up for anyway see don't well this is a very awkward situation because I'm the bully but your weights are with me so I'll leave your [ __ ] dick oh you know what don't look like that man I could just stretch on out of here [Laughter] stretch out of that room I'd get out of there get out of his boring class just tell me about it sometimes get so hot I touch you but you're so far away from the only doctor Dumon there's dr. doom meet your doom checkmate nobody pays attention to me it's like I'm sunk there's a bomb oh damn someone's playing for next-gen graphics go close the ps4 wait gotcha oh you're that clip art hey don't be such a hot you're really furious you're literally steaming mad my god whoa so goddamn close pretend playing video games darn it that way it's a big screen experience disappearing on man what's up your sister she took I don't physical well almost knocked you over so you don't even exist sweet for all the corny corny jokes yeah what we're here for oh man it's just mrs. storm your kids are so fantastic I only wish you had flow if it wasn't weird wrong racket sounds menacing and danton this is my death read they're working on it's a freak day no in the parents yard of the house I'm hoping you'll give us some kind of superpowers you know that's the plan some kind of doomsday device calm I'm a doctor using my doctor newts a good luck charm cuz good luck kiss my USB Drive for good luck my floppy disk strange force in the room in Africa ngr when's Michael B Jordan commit a sexual tension I don't know there's something about you Mike there's a reason I brought you here Reed Richards my machine has been picking up lots of rays coming off your body do you know it I built it to do pickup homosexual tendencies that's a skate our fancy was saying I worked on a date on yes why do you think of my probe for science interlaced fingers for science now to harness the sun's energy oh [ __ ] it's night time Jupiter we should be light show so he made a doomsday device it's just a big [ __ ] party firework show cool it's pretty dank oh my god my pocket till doomsday device with lies yeah it's weird that everyone waited outside for this right they anticipate we're going to be legends Frank the ABC graph so as everyone else as always a Frank in our dog's penis ray going way up in the sky and the villains always have rich accents hmm doctor oh that's gonna be a rock guy that's the rock guy yeah the he's always the one that like has the girlfriend until they could show that she's disgusted by rock form well I still love you the same guy with some good acting right you know like I worked harder yeah got to get up stand up to work type harder oh no I didn't intend for this to happen no stand up this is keyboard you can't stop me Lord you can't stop me Frank get out of here I'm cool I've got it Frank you can't stop man go ahead and run I'll be the famous one I'll discover all of the science gonna be free go down in history as the greatest scientist of all time oh yo what's going on you I gotta save a book grab his belt awkwardly he channeled it through his own body for the sake of science all for science just like Stephen Hawking mmm-hmm oh is hair lik nice to do cowlick look at that whole machine just give haircuts scientists here is he a rock yet too stiff the rock hard to the touch we did was his problem it does look very common cookie there's one strong ass jawline let me help you up there pal Crimson Chin over here oh nice a fine specimen okay so derpy looking right side step to like creepiest Hospital ever dimly lit I don't think he's going to leave and he might not MIT I'm no doctor but he might not make it yeah you are a doctor that beard see do they owe him it's true it's truly sad him astray lust sorry for your loss I'm so sorry very sorry every the nurse dies creepy too if he wasn't dead they killed him we've done all we can do it seems he is ours now we'll take it from here we'll take the corpse we're gonna go some there's nothing that you've done just lay your head on my real heart Chester there Wow it'll be all the thing is here don't let it be a thing that's the thing look at these something's wrong open your eyes I've never seen anything like it what do you see this is an actual hospital you see a handsome man oh I know the guy he be dead all that electricity his body's still warm you still looking at us I don't like them when they're alive ten years later quick jump we can change in 10 years Mars real cool compute it oh my god the future I remember those I Macintosh they're bringing them back man the gold Macintosh see through no you can't get those anywhere that's just thinkin they're very very expensive you know that's just inconvenient in 10 years 60s retro furniture is gonna be real big I love living in this futuristic time mmm yes it's all the place you can get futuristic tea like this go on try drink it out of silver futuristic cups so futuristic silver is going but wait a minute if we're living it now it's not really the future so 10 years later they become rich futuristic man 10 years a lot happen man that's a long time that's like enough time for them to become the Fantastic Four and then get defeated takes this long for them to change do you want to send your kids outer space with us come on with the storm all gone I would be the greatest wow that was a lot easier I thought it would be a one-way trip to outer space whoops can you believe it she didn't object to it at all physically easy tautology we didn't have to use monkeys things sound like that also those kids I've grown a red hot shirt yes we're going into space Johnny Oh Oh last time I saw you you were only 10 I kissed you and you thought I was cool is that still going on can we try that again or Johnny's like you do um I'm a major I remember you thought I was dreaming before Harlan I don't an old man now I'll have to be a father years later I got this gray hair coming in you know wow I mean there's a lot of sexual tension from the mom boy so much Louie off to space no no everybody else the room feels so awkward there's staring into each other's eyes they're just they're staring it there I know let's go where the doctors all goes according to plan doctor - perfect perfect perfect perfect their doom is coming the heist armed guards my job is really important right good cop bad cop first day on the job don't [ __ ] this up good cop bad cop black cop it's the Mole Man I think the mole man's a real thing ten years yes Holly book cliches kind of like a Marvel Universe guys like in a bunch of different [ __ ] nighttime there could be someone else signing the loans to go to space all this paperwork just we go to Mars read you gotta help oh excuse me doctor over that blind girl no it's not sorry lady you must be blindness um we didn't knock it over you bumped into me oh and grab his camper Chester let me help you off call me a perfect stranger I know this face Kevin Sorbo well gotta go here's your broken stuff sorry lady you must be mistaken I go to space I know it was nice it was it was nice falling in love with you is past twelve seconds we've spent together it's been I'll never forget you you know what's your name astok I actually I guess that works out that she's blind you know cuz he's gonna turn into a [ __ ] freak hideous freak yeah but she'll still feel his face and go is this a statue again good giving me statutes knows me out of my way going to work [ __ ] one and the way you [ __ ] lung there's no weights up there you looking for this no Jim mrs. Doubtfire guys really close one oh he's just a hobo no not now Igor what was that you want me to do yes get real close nothing boy I'm so sorry a doom Squad I really have to [ __ ] to keep driving yes there's no patience there's no bathrooms around here and so all goes according to plan don't look suspicious so keep your chin completely tucked in act natural really hard to hold in this try not to look evil if I sneeze it's coming out smoke your long cigarette space rocks look at this space it's a giant clear pinecone this is what going to use to once again power my gaydar it came from space let's all put our hands on it let's all touch it let's all put some heat on and touch it and see what happens Johnny's looks just like a stereotype from the 90s yeah that hair man what's up with that yeah idiot big old hair big old blonde hair [ __ ] idiot dumb look I don't yeah butts a space rock alright yeah it's important I'm not sure why but it's fantastic I just hope to someday change the world understand I was helping them four of us could accomplish something I don't really know why we're all together here but I think it's a coincidence we've all been brought together with you all the way flame on you got it me to go to space flame on we'll need a woman up there I'll go a woman can't go to space without a woman's touch well actually you can but I mean it would be nice if we came along initiate space sequence first you'll have to go through this laser challenge what tough is this that [ __ ] scene from ghost oh it's a logic she's trying to replicate his face so she can see him Wow yeah so random and elaborate did she touch his face that long whoa no no no she's a terrible [ __ ] I want to see how close it is looks a lot like me was blind Manny I think I'm falling in love finally somebody who loved me for me well he has to do is cast that and then wear a mask of it and then she's all his mmm-hmm that's too much work I'll just kidnap her chief and everything what am I to do a mole man no woman of my own [ __ ] the only chance I had was a blind one I mean there's no mole woman will I not find my mommy women do not find me sexually arousing I'm Jonathan yes doom or dooms through me thoughts darlings yes yes my master dome my lord good cleaning transmission and evil transmission the music who's this coming through the dog is normal who's a sneaky snake got to be the Mole Man what's the Leprechaun it's my thing oh yeah it looks just like my choir didn't know I could do that again yeah dude take this guy to space he's got skills Yeah right you can see lasers on camera the best thief in the world twister mr. doom the mold the mold man has entered the building cubic zirconia meters zoom allows the jeweler yes the mall manager broke even the doomsy doom stay tuned are the amount of mall women I could buy with this shame he didn't even try to do some Indiana Jones yeah well there it is oh come on that was way too long they'll never notice the different because there is no difference I just want this one instead a voice what did you say man fear and tremble and Marc program [ __ ] listen ask you know what though still better than bein yeah don't into space today that little thing I think that was a miniature but it was supposed to be a big thing they didn't do a really good job they tried you know it's 2015 when he expected stock footage Fri Park 300 it's really Rocky [Music] I got to warm it real quick I tech gadget réaliser space men in black space toothbrush space probe releasing sequence coming in hot Johnny please enough with the fire-pot Johnny motorcycle helmets turning right laughs they're right to us that are right to Mars here we go Johnny the gravitational pull [ __ ] this up Johnny I know you've had zero training zero knowledge about space equipment but for a 16 year old boy don't you [ __ ] this up it'll be back to eighth grade for you in fact this study hall you hear me it's gonna get bumpy it's real bumpy in space guys that turbulent satellite TV they're releasing the doomsday device thing from up here space rock oh no no it's fake but they The Mole Man is pulled to switcheroo not working for some reason it's too dank there's a lot of dank gas seeping in no straight of the Sun we're all day into a wall bing-bong cooler really God [Music] [Music] my limbs bridge does anybody else really hot in there I'll put a window it's getting real hot boom-boom Blair we chop Oh Blair yes Blair it I have no need for this no tap I've always wanted to do that just have a room that's like frou-frou and just sit there and laugh with ongoing fire all day right yeah there's a prequel fortress don't and they fell back to earth don't tell it they couldn't have just landed back on earth how far they go up they didn't get to the moon they got to like where that dude rip another Red Bull outer space yet whoa or building atmosphere we'd still breathe oxygen up here oh oh bone still in place how'd you leave your arm up like that oh my arm so tired I had it straight up like that for about three hours now somebody see me on my spacesuit [ __ ] garbage can in tinfoil my helmet came almost instantly off I'm so disappointed the dimple sorry we didn't even get into outer space are they on a different planet I hope so this really what happened don't you realize that we failed it doesn't even make sense what do you mean though make sense we're [ __ ] awesome that's nuts aren't we that's not normal wait a minute I think that's what happens when you don't say bless you know where's my sister do you know what special effects you need for an invisible girl I'm right here 2015 it's like you're looking right through me and they're not fazed at all yeah like you've seen it goes well it looks like you're right there but we can't see the most important part the good stuff yeah well I grabbed you you just saved my life that was weird well I knew I couldn't take three steps over there in time actually I could I gotta go I can always do that I just [Laughter] that's gross I thought the hot buggers were girls food that's really gross I love how he noticed he could do these like oh yeah yeah sorry did we discover about rich give me about ten minutes I can stretch I need to document this and so the fantastic Bob that was pretty fantastic all guys will the discover I love that scene and how it was brilliant that was the best sauce person discovering their power scene ever you outdid yourselves Marvel out dead yourselves great then you're on a different planet no I think they're in like it's Burbank or something it's getting kind of cold so crazy we had Spacey more fire sneezed again I don't have any more boogers what do you want any coughing up a lung oh this is crazy what are we going to do why did you look right through me like that don't worry everything's gonna be all right I mean it's okay this is [ __ ] it's not cool I'm literally flaming calm down Johnny you're so hot-headed well guess what I have a right to be a flamer you understand Johnny it'll be all right calm down without me huh I don't get any cool powers it nothing for me it sucks that's not fair you know what you guys are all fine and dandy but I'm over here [ __ ] bored stiff you're gonna be oh wow I told you there's a lot of flame puns hot fire flame puns no no but what's he doing y'all real comfortable it's all just lay down and explore our powers together whoa it's like I'm communicating with the wait a minute - dude [ __ ] trip it up whoa he's so jealous I am a flamer he's so mad even she is she's like that's the coolest we got a cool one he did that kids insane huh doctor I met once let's lay down with each other I kissed you you were a child come here all it takes just to kiss you when you were 13 I was like 30 you're all like 18 she ran I thought now [ __ ] I want some power job we tried our best but Ricky here really had a shades they did all I could no didn't do your best no no my precious children your dog my children [Music] what did she's still perfecting she's still fine she is at stage five clinger oh no what oh now she's gonna what's he gonna mold next [Laughter] Oh Moses old body not a whole bunch of more clay just like you ordered enough to build a human body like you said full-sized man speedy delivery that's kind of weird but no judgment nice I just need you to sign here right on this dotted line did you see how she made more applicants so you're like really good at making a cast of this random dudes face could I have one with all this yeah no good luck no you're really good no you're really good he's gonna be the flash is really cool hat I want a hat like that this just stands there in the corner it's like the FedEx guy I can hear you breathing I know you're still here the homeless yeah we're drunk that was the mole man this is crew listen up mole men hopeless I ask them oh man my army the walking a streetwalker my people the night people sleeping homeless people unemployable the unemployable the unemployable my loyal unemployable I your more man leader your more men king I command you give you food for labor we must find mr. V Richards dose monster I don't know why because he's presumed dead but we must find him I know it's dead like that yeah I wonder what his angle is that is what I expect the hobo king you're my cervix ball man bringing old man Aubry my Mulqueen bring me a queen which I could call my own hmm it's of a mole child if she's blind I mean that's cool it's a birthing a mole child completely understand you know I don't know it's like to be blind but I don't think this is Ashley she's doing a really good job of being blind from the unemployable oh man she loves feeling that face I wish I wish one of the unemployable 'z would do that let's put his puhd in the next section this doesn't feel like a face there's no face what kiss my credit card kiss my money [ __ ] I'm ballin she can hear that [ __ ] she's a she's a daredevil she's super here for human hearing all you got no shoes on smell sudden it's smells of cheap bourbon she knows we're here grab the weak for the boss I'm gonna take one of these heads to go looking I think this is the space cars because they're in space or on earth of course I don't think so they would have taken those suit house there on earth where they just chillin out here that Irv a great vacation man it's really smoky they loved filming this one tree area one tree hill Wow [Music] it's oh the police oh what's going on over here did they not just want to start walking awesome it's America this is the government of America research the American government for the orders of Barack Obama Reed Richards Barack Obama since over here I would find a couple guys in some suits here President Donald Trump's into seeing you really freak me out Reed Richards it's just some area 51 go [ __ ] yourself makin forties of blondie will you staring at my stars my lucky stars he's really hurt totally that brow Ridge you know it doesn't look that bad it's actually well of course not you guys it's Savior gie I was worried they would ruin it I'm some kind of hideous a thing what kind of a thing some kind of thing you're the thing feel the lip movement though mouth inside of the mass when there's calm like rock man rocky was taken oh boy Oh Mira Oh conveniently placed a mirror on the floor [ __ ] this [ __ ] why did I get the cool powers oh he's a [ __ ] it's really small though he's still human sighs you didn't grow D height there buddy still five now six foot something guy yeah so indifferent another main guy the biggest retching yeah that guy's short by the way he's not even stretched out he's taller than him that sucks the Marines weighs more than them the Marines like [ __ ] moving Doug Lee Brock I hate dirt clod Wow Wow well this is a new one for me you know all kinds of testicular examinations but this is gonna be no for me this is the biggest kidney stone I've ever seen I'm gonna have to ask you to take those pants off breathe twice you know call the whole deal's off let's not make any rock jokes does he poop right I know emotion back yeah right so let's go ahead way yeah first sew on your organs mud or your personality is not made of stone you can at least laugh at my jokes looks like Conan O'Brien yes Andy Richter and Conan right until my sneeze just a lot do you think you could do the dance you think you could so he has it in a way that it hurts still every time he flies just could be like oh it only works if I say flame on and flame off right that was pretty cool that was the coolest power yet I'm afraid to have to get naked looking rapey doctor you gonna have to take it off wait back there was just a joke take his pants off woah Oh No now that the whole left side of my body is numb this big fake hand on a broomstick coming off the side of the screen let me grab that for you nothing looks better than all ice-cold Pepsi something cool they all have terrible powers almost left the room thought the light my beautiful beautiful daughter boy baby boy my baby boy I'm the only doctor around there well where did you go to medical school I'm not coming down with any sort of sickness I'm fine something wrong with your neck needs to be squeezed wrung out yeah really Wow gonna put a finger his mouth or what suck on my cold metal finger I have plans for you yet but first this planet will meet its doom silence there know my terrible secret that must be disposed of or my name isn't what was that a missile he must pay let's pay for what he did to me comical music cartoon [ __ ] Tom and Jerry it's always pretty awkward the boss we gotta keep going and they're holding their guns up did you hear that I didn't hear anything you're losing you got their mind shut up what the doctors gonna have our heads homeless lady from alone ladies deadly looks familiar [ __ ] pigeons flew out of that thing there ain't no pigeon around here you losing your mind the unemployable [ __ ] well we don't like people with jobs you guys look like you've got money got a job fair chance Eddie's source of income we don't like that around here come on your 401k perhaps and take these dental plan a look like you've got all of your teeth benefit what if is it then the King of England vacation hours we don't need to listen to you we work very hard for our vacation okay oh that's the quad barrel gun this the i gorg shoot Go Fish come on sis aboard getting sick of this [ __ ] right it's all so sick of it so hot let me get out of here come on open a window or something it's really hot I wish I could just disappear well we should not [ __ ] freak you know about five foot seven made up a dirt clod subject dirt please don't put any glass of water because why looks like [ __ ] right now order the human [ __ ] why will it look [ __ ] oh no the orange turn brown look at me I'm gonna call me poop man like you big solid corny dump you guys get cool names mr. fantastic the flame guy the flamer what about me poop poop poop man poopy turd burglar the poop turkmen turd man let me open the door I got it my wood a big handle I don't want to believe this is real I can only dream I'm [ __ ] poop man I'm 5 9 I'm just heavy [ __ ] Mole Man this is Doubtfire relax you'll see your guests now that I've got you in my grasp fear you'll have to tell me what off the new me I'm afraid you're going to have to quit your jobs doctors are going to be very happy I will kill her if you don't bring me the doctor game I hear he's hiring we would love this good job guys jobs the Union right I would love because you see our positions have been filled can't Russians you know what they say in Russia it's what's a Mexican showdown oh yeah you guys have gone mad Russia Mexican standoff well hola muchachos Casa D say [ __ ] you me and my unemployable army we'll find our own diamond a blunderbuss there on Wow okay a noisemaker music I have a spear let's see what you want me to do we trust him watch the blind girl make sure she doesn't do anything you know like run away or something she's blind you shouldn't have a hard time with that but she's behind Oh creepy hands go ahead and do whatever you want to wait and see can you see yes I never touched a woman before oh man she got it in black she rubbed on it's the MIB oh the black working for dr. to Galaxy defenders you're the man in black dr. Tom I was really looking forward to Will Smith the well that's his fortress yeah well painting time directly in his body again smells horrible time to wash the rock Oh apples out of your armpits oh look at him he's probably going when it smells bad Oh [Music] what oh I know it's gonna happen the old switcheroo let's grateful [ __ ] what about me a little bit of that right there we don't mean we you're highly gonna stink the thing out of there yeah that's gonna casually walk out in the hazmat suits we didn't have a girl we're just on our way to clean a [ __ ] man god Johnny it's office this guy's so hot damn yeah she's not strong she's just invisible is a good thing you took those kickboxing classes sis huh I'm familiar with this no checking email let's see Andi command one of my command final command prompt let me ping their internet service yes [Music] enter I don't do we can't use the Internet someone's on the phone it's just dial-up yeah oh yeah get real hot and bothered Dean why did this movie flop oh wow let's good acting to these handed but you still playing cards with dead people thanks sucks well guys looks like I win bowl baby through the wall it is just a [ __ ] wall they'd be out of there yeah oh yes the federal government we have to experiment what we don't understand oh no it's Donald Trump's he she Claire oh my gosh guys Donald Trump's running for the Presidency with a death ray I am king of America I know how this operates I'm familiar with this technology some kind of brainwashing device that big laser will convince people to vote for him a variant some kind of big laser did you say Oh God [Music] [Laughter] doom just you know childish bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang Oh bullets don't hurt why is he wearing like those joggers though doesn't he wear like a hey where's on D saw neighbors little undies to hide his he brought your help sure laughing you're pretty well Clemens if you heat up the rock man boy hold on I'll have to FAP first time you ever did it bring it on boys let's see what you got you don't try to grab him this powers pretty cool listen she she didn't move yeah oh oh okay she ducked why would they just shoot ya your friend is in front of you you just killed your friend and yourself I'm angry how is it gonna stretch out of this here we go is to get a pickup trip all dead that's his suit they all wear down their face what a fantastic trip they're gonna get up these to us to hold that pose that pose yoga flame on let's go there we go hurry up I'm running out of flame here we go kid not not hot enough flame off now that's all soft you know that soft meat oh yeah me and rock stuff we get along just fine Oh God smells still a fantastic Fox showers are you [ __ ] stupid boy boy now they have their own building mm-hmm four four four four to the fourth what up [ __ ] just yeah four to the fourth power rock blood graphs logarithm star science parabolas pants thanks for these stretchy pitch I'm a horrible freak you know I don't stretch you know to boot come from a problem for me okay nobody get really so um what else can stretch rod I mean read stretchy rough I mean how's all the science going I know you're probably busy I was just curious you know about your stretching ability things that has everything hanging you know curious for science first is the math heart I was right paper and is it nice and hard is it long division [ __ ] it did you take it huge or why just [ __ ] yes yes is that why you like that all you love you only want me for my dick is the one thing we got smaller my huge that's where all my body parts go some why is it the only reason you lovely my 50-foot long penis long dong really I'm a person wrapped around you like a boa constrictor like a belt there's so be God I will wrap it around your neck yeah phone state of the art that's the iPhone 7 right then the heat of that argument is a complete yes boa constrictor fire science it's all making sense we have all spectrums of science that's warm powers came from you and do you big [ __ ] that holds it all together without this without you or nothing we need to know it since right here this USB this is the cure but we're not gonna use but I will not like my good I will not give it to you it's one of you will use it we got to see if this will work I'm not gonna use it it's my powers pretty [ __ ] cool I would think that the thing would want to be fixed right right that's a not a good thing and the rest are king I wonder if that's an actual plot of the is that the thing wants to be fixed and they're all like sure fix him but we're all yeah I remember from the old movies when he's talking to Jessica but he's like oh cool visible yeah life ain't easy being a big turd you know it ain't easy being [ __ ] [ __ ] you all get the live normal life look I mean you just got well fall in love ever again I get to marry a boulder we're gonna [ __ ] climb mountains and marry the rocks hangout would make a rock woman Mike just supposed to hang out next is [ __ ] I can't even feel you touch it be right down don't try to stop don't touch me [ __ ] my powers cool and I thought I was hot-headed we'd have to change well we'll have to change it to three this is only Hollywood bullet is this girl's halo ladies you ladies like me holy [ __ ] wait love me just give more than just enough Jane you are beautiful nobody would always hundred pounds off shrimp right shrimp hey hey bye you kind of hear a [ __ ] rock man you don't scare that voice Wow listen pal I'm tired of you [ __ ] homeless guys eating my trash same height isn't what kind of a person called me that doesn't have ears either just noticed no ear holes either in that computer yes science damn stupid dumb she's got donkey booty oh it's all for you doctor it's stretchy here's your's maybe you two get lucky Johnny yeah it's it's gross it's like this I could've used a red one though what we had to be blue I'm just a free wandering the street I'm mr. lonely Oh God are you all wrong what seems to be the problem you don't look like you have a job you could join us you look unemployable we're all freaks - in our own way you know no but you were high you know how my schizophrenic like Freddie stinks I have a schizophrenic that guy's got a glass eye go over there has a neck tat but you I'm mostly rock you're like really freaky you smell really black worse than all of us you make me feel great about myself what do you say join our crew uh-oh I ain't a thing I won't even get along with the mutants of the underground come on oh oh when's the last time you had a touch of another human I don't know I can't feel it okay Chinese guy talk to me in the back alley sounds interesting come on down we'll talk about it TV today on the nose we're missing the rock the guy that called a long while a blind lady's gone you're my queen hey mol clean like his little scope is he really hated that often like he needs a scope ready all the time mrs. Doubtfire she's really decked out though like as far as like homeless unemployable people like the gutter they got to the tee yeah that's like an old headboard a little decoration for like a chandelier huh we found him something really cool walking talking piece of [ __ ] I'll believe it when I see it and smell it Frank you're crazy you've seen it it's not [ __ ] wait is he talking through this is it true he's not eating his own [ __ ] again is he do you want to watch over my blind wife wife leave my queen don't touch your hand [ __ ] predictable [ __ ] idiot now have fun with my wife while I'm gone both of a man is slapping it pick the other one watch this way oh it's the dream I had it's like he's so big his arms are like not really that big in comparison here little thing how is your among friends I always wanted a pet rock I used to have that brought back in the day googly eyes on him but you're like way cooler like a human - it's great everyone suck him off whatever he wants he's our new god to operating God we worship we were worshipping you rock man and whatever you desire come true cool it's quite an awful okay [Music] post rock for if I could touch their face our blood but I can't from home he likes touching faces mm-hmm and monitors anything you don't get this way more to it than that I was getting real tired of many ways I think we work better is it three what do you say let's change the outfit I think this is a better threesome thing the terrific three no think about it go well why not just stretch down there yeah they're so close what this isn't as mat-su there was a note I forgot to call that [ __ ] from last week my files was fine just gave me a digits they never hit her up she's files so you telling me let's see have a receipt here from Costco I forgot they sell reverse rock person serums abortion gallons of this stuff you see my receipts nothing adds up science stuff lots of code oh my god dr. Tom I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning this means dr. doom is you've realized Sherlock the unemployable I heard you have a freak heõs aren't made of metal your bollocks to doctors hurt don't kill me what's doctor dooms power he just made a metal was he on electricity he has like electric hands but he has a metal suit so he would electrocute so linked to beams and stuff I thought I had gone damn that guy's going apeshit on that Wow my god founded in middle-earth I love other fortresses over a bottomless pit my squad a beautiful sexy woman I'm gonna carve your henchwoman got on girls yep the do Metz ping you won't get it yeah by away from home stay way we're really gonna stay where are my gems it's made of metal that's not what my little pistol that's it boom as if to use a gun use some cool [ __ ] dr. doom I don't give a [ __ ] about this [ __ ] you know I don't have 700 me you think I care about a blonde once I can see homeless bride there's what we're looking for giant turd man don't you recognize the voice I'm not a toad I'm a thing get rid of him I'm some type of thing and you've got me feeling some type of way Hank is that you it's voice isn't even the same water have or suit your broad or a woman number two the weight room I know now he's could just get shot and die yeah I'm not here at a major disadvantage song water drop dude his actual stories you can turn that [ __ ] on and off whenever he gets a boner the rocks just go somewhere else like what he's gonna touch her face she loves the mouth hold on you have something in your teeth called the hold on yes she was like I love you so love makes him turn normal and then hate turns him into a rock makes him rock hard [ __ ] he was almost out of it you know rock hard yeah he was almost good to go well that sucks well [ __ ] na maracas good what was the point of all that she was like dude it's really dr. doe though she couldn't talk about the holy would not I have a lot of hands man [ __ ] deal I realize anyway about that blog Dutch snow I touched her face for a long time I thought of Arnor looks [ __ ] love putting my fingers on the Left I don't know what it is I think she's blonde is very funny too it's great by the way my god did you [ __ ] cool otherwise Doctor Doom out peace you know cease in the Middle East pizza grease don't ask I I didn't ask I wasn't I was going to I'm not worried about [ __ ] I could stretch my body in any way shape or form dr. Doom's and touching a girlfriend bro except we've gotta accept that I may have only done it three times so boss tear on that guy it's another snow it's his chest air that's another shirt no wow just here I may be made of rock but at least I'll got [ __ ] chest hair like that dense pubes it's a really gross you still haven't worn the suit I made you you even care about me yeah I guess so I love smile I'm with you I guess oh you're just the [ __ ] guys out there my sister by the way right so when's the wedding treat Roger said fire you I mean like a moodle clubber time grab a hold of this a terrific three oh [ __ ] Lupe's hand is stretched over all of them Wow look at that model wraps around all of them do it and no one could leave oh nice everyone's in costume why did I say it lover you know what I gotta say sis we do look cool as [ __ ] tooth yeah you guys the real [ __ ] great I love them very stretchy conforms to my rocky bits right so anyways let's go right yeah we don't want to know everyone wants to know about my stretching is but no one wants to know you're working with your dark clods what the [ __ ] does he even have it's a rocky putt this is the one part of his body that remain the same like pebbles well dr. Bailey's got tighty whities tractor beam [ __ ] idiots it stood exactly where I had it all set [ __ ] troll ah dude you fell around for it's the first time infiltrating a layer or doomsday low I've got so [ __ ] Oh do that now what's wrong oh I'm not gonna shove my fingers on first daughter I thought your I want yo I suppose others start with you you'll never touch our faces Victor all of my fingers in your mouth ah sorry I don't know about you though I might pass on you cuz you're probably back down no I got show with her yeah yeah you got some [ __ ] bar on your mouth and see if I could meet your blonde girlfriend [Applause] real nasty start to the finger bones finger blast Oh crystal laser oh that's kind of hot oh yeah let's call it her she's making too much noise oh oh [Laughter] he's like I guess oh I suppose so oh oh stretch your toes it's not really stretches oh is it for a little bit no sorry nobody told me that got that stretch I will [ __ ] your mouth with my finger no one I will no one's finger blast in my mouth fire Oh dead wombo combo who up one two three four one two here we go so you good are you good [ __ ] stupid doctor use my fingers to turn everything gone oh dude he's the coolest one idiot dumb away finger I really want to save my fingers to their mouths events and all the way huh finger identified dooms henchmen need to really [ __ ] rotor fireball finally she doesn't it feel so how does she even know that she could do that yeah yeah that's the first time she's used as one of those one of those instincts man there we go I don't even know what I'm doing [ __ ] I don't know what to do pressing buttons what Bob Manos New York yeah [ __ ] no you just [ __ ] blew up New York dude that's [ __ ] up guys [ __ ] that's on you man I'm getting out of here I won't be responsible I'll follow it dude that was [ __ ] awesome we look pretty cool nice looks horrible just clobberin so uh she was standing really close to those guys she's all makeup done up do you remember me it's me I'm rock-hard yo quiero chingada oh oh the hurt just like it's crazy you feel like my clay my statues like I could just asking like can I just touch your face no yes blind people do that all the time just don't ask for permission I must know what you look like Oh huh just because you're strong sister cuz is at bossing around huh well you're not going huh okay fingers stretch that's for trying to finger [ __ ] my mouth next one's gonna hurt real bad like a doctor [ __ ] yes and there you go [Music] he's chasing the beam flame on he's flaming everything all right he just lost his friend did the least I feel your pain what's the matter it's not easy losing a friend like that you know I wasn't even gonna save him anyways so what it all works out I guess I kind of knew that was gonna happen the finger still moves they're gonna find a mouthpiece whoa what's he gonna do that hand it's gonna use that hot body to stop it he blew up that's it you did hot blast you did it's like my favorite building dude like ballsy kid yoga did they dented it then did the dented intended think it just all punched it yeah supernova oh dude created a supernova now black hole and it sucks all of earth into it and we're all dead job Johnny [Music] I'm too ha boy I'm too hot is that all you're gonna end up eating dragon wanna retire man too hot too hot and then there's the thing like a they don't even wear suits these were that his tongue is like in her stomach right now I can't walk and see that [ __ ] I wish I could do that but I guess it's go away onesie way to go bro good job good [ __ ] good have fun have fun banging my sister with your stretchy bod I'm not gonna try to think what that's gonna be like but whatever alright well that well wow that's it wow I never I mean wow I thought it was good you know what they rebooted the franchise and I'm glad to see that I don't know why everyone's complete I don't know why they said it was bad I thought was funny it's people have problems with putting fingers and mouths and blind people art I liked good effects good acting you know I'd say best superhero movie yet oh yeah Avengers without a bow [ __ ] by far way better than the Avengers the camaraderie between the group is more a love story between a blind chicken nothing awesome the hand at the end the lime is the envy oh man that was the hand at the end you can't beat that well people that's it for the Fantastic Four there it is alright it's a bit more I just want to thank everybody for watching as always make sure you like favorite subscribe share and all that good stuff spread the word make sure you watch us on Twitch every Tuesday Wednesday and Saturday gonna get us on the Twitter of the Facebook all that also thank everybody for using our amazon link or supporting us in every way shape and form it means the world and it means we can sit down and provide some quality entertainment for you guys so thank you so goddamn much they shout out to all of us shout all the Twitter twitch follows also drivers lurkers and subscribers the people that follow us on Twitter too yep you guys you guys make it possible we have the best fans successful what can I say guys awesome as far as online communities go we got the Djibouti army does the best and we can't do with value people so with that said and with that hand cued up we'll see you later we'll see you next time people just keep waving [Music] [Laughter]

Channel: Jaboody Show

Views: 504,367

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Id: MrdWCPeSb60

Length: 89min 33sec (5373 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 20 2015