Willy Wonka Commentary Highlights - Jaboody Dubs

ah it's just so magical delicious chocolate Joey Oh L whopper Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in the [ __ ] is next Martin mothball I love taking pictures of Oakland get close-up of chocolate coming out of my [ __ ] wafers oh yeah oh they really break me off a piece of that this is like the bar as a kid now it's go down settle down like out like some of these kids had these on order yeah what do you have I'm here to pick up my order I'm a regular the usual is mr. Thompson here you are ah regular old fashioned of regular Walker BA scrumdiddlyumptious how does he make such chocalate oh my dear what are you a [ __ ] idiot he has a [ __ ] librarian ladders a handful of marshmallow these kids love him he has complete control I'm gonna throw marshmallows with my bare hand I didn't wash my hands either [Music] diabetes this is candy orgy thick old grumper oh here's the best long note [Music] dead [ __ ] and you're never gonna go home family again run Johnny run run all the way home deliver the newspaper oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] trolley liberal media Oh fake news the flame wise guy I remember this part death and destruction waking your breast well hello does this just cause of the children's hello then let's my boy you'll see diabetes will consume you go ahead charlie you so that's all for the false news your suspect butchered dude's cuz what the [ __ ] what remember this part of the movie uncle cleaver Mara knives on the go now this is [ __ ] now I never understood this dynamic this is weird this is really strange if someone's sick and dying in in one bed how do you even sleep like this your feet are interlaced with other feet you're like scissoring i legit thought as a kid that this was normal and that grandparents was really close yeah like wow I wish my grandparents mom your mom's parents and your dad's parents just sleep in the same bed grandma grandma grandpa grandpa we're all family basic chemical concoction you take chemical X mix it with chemical Y welcome to chemistry class charlie hook up to first grade chemistry class Oh mustard gas it's lethal children powerful sulfur gas don't breathe in your head I can feel my heart burning you random child listen Willie Walker's announced a contest for five Willy Wonka bars chocolate and Grand Willy Wonka chocolate bars have a golden ticket and give you permission go take a tour of this forbidden factor oh I'm a waiter Wow fashioned cheap thank you for the toolbar but customer I had demand every chocolate bar in all of America I demand to get bad those well I want that up with you McCauley oh my it's great believe me I can't eat any more chocolate I feel like my legs are gonna fall off my feet teeth are so rotten have you thought about not eating the chocolate bars just checking and see if they have the ticket well what kind of person would I be if I bought the bar did now you're the crazy one doc 25 people have died in this register and today over a candy bar epidemic I don't ha oh really walk a bar dance kids doh and that's a pint please listen to me I have poisoned your food augustus Gloop if you do not give me chocolate I would not give you the antidote whoa I don't remember that guy yeah so many things they don't pick up as a kid I remember that the Nazi Illuminati feeling again socks on Christmas I kept this under the blanket in evarin hotbox in it I've been sitting on his talking about for ass for old [ __ ] hotbox and under the sheets that's chocolate that thing's melty and you know those old asses just the farts just come leaking out there's no control you wake it up it's like a chance oh that blanket is gnarly it's rank under there candy bar wrappers fill the streets along with the blood and sweat tears or people in this town of all the lives lost people have began eating each other instead of the chocolate did he partially do this I was always confused as a kid that people actually stick their gum behind their ear to leave it there yeah I got one right here yep I put it in my ear earwax waiver the Nazis I am evil shaman constable you just want to poison no not if you imagine how annoying it would be of like bursting out in this song like this was a real thing like that would just be another thing you have to deal with come on Damon pops just talked to me normal let's watch a movie shut the [ __ ] up which I'm disappointed in this class no one got the golden ticket I'm flunking each and every one of you you'll repeat the third grade and it will take you longer to get ahead in life pop quiz on percentages let's take this room for example what percentage of you didn't get a golden ticket to that drug deal going on back there yeah so how much shake my hand how much of the yo-yo do you want don't just give me the money don't shake my handle with the money and it was wrong don't make it so obvious so you do have drugs put her there touch with you could it be ruler Johnny play the great Laura of life go on Charlie enjoy it open it up my boy oh oh oh [ __ ] oh my god [ __ ] this chocolate [ __ ] you just blew on the chocolate bar for your grandpa Wonka's golden ticket kicked I'm still this Kitty's high blood cake cooking run him get the [ __ ] out of here Achtung well hello there my dear boy Goten talk little Charlie congratulations on finding the golden ticket you will do well in the Fourth Reich I am so glad president of chakra chakra blonde hair blue eyes perfect perfect boy there's a perfect winner for the parties now I've made you a delicious beverage it is POI I mean not poison this is a hot chocolate from the Devon cars to commemorate this victory in a delicious new concoction into chocolate bar I will give you this new drink and $10,000 if you give me is there recipe to the everlasting $10,000 I'll also give you a great party massage look out for the Nazis here come the hotties because you got the hair blonde hair and blue eyes a Poorna big deal on the drug deal in broad daylight hey I haven't walked in eight years let's give it a try oh there's my bunions Charlie's a pee bucket below that's disgusting I don't even get up I just [ __ ] through the bed oh my legs actually work oh boy balls yes yeah cool Everlasting Gobstopper vases gobstoppers it's been used the other grandpa's like amazed if you can do it I can oh the [ __ ] Tin Man scene I know I could actually walk at a stand when you walk you learn to sing I can also see how fortunate for me I'll get my pager on I had a few beers before are we saying he went from not being able to walk to jumping and dancing he's dancing better than most people the other grandpa is just yeah he said we shouldn't be late maybe he's late what if it's all bruised dolls all fake news all cats both the doors opening oh wait what who's that oh he's actually a man huh oh my god is a limb he's a bum leg I heard he's paralyzed okay not feel his leg cuz diabetes can only wit Frank purple he looks like Prince I like how just because he's in a cane they have to like be like oh oh we shouldn't all be wishing to cheer I didn't know this is up this is sad it's like we're cheering that he's disabled maybe we should just be quiet he was just faking being disabled for tonight at me right in the balls thank you very much for that everyone hang your coats some of them like really is terrifying surprise those are actually people holding your Jack and I pay them don't worry they're just people that kind of happy whatever you do don't put your dick in the hands yet maybe I'll grab oh crap hard I want to have something like this in my doorway and then this is my house please read this bottom sections that Bill Cosby section please read the fine print don't talk to me about a Cosby clause I know that one of the kids like well everything licks the rail let you hold when you go down the stairs don't don't like that that's just that'll I didn't literally mean everything people put their hands on that yeah really gross that's the doorknob sucking on a door nap on me go for it [ __ ] around this is what you came this stuff up put it back down let's play with that okay let's make it if you guys had to pick what would it be take a big bite of that mushroom I should probably take it by that mushroom you trip out and your delicious snacks oh man I don't know and if the chocolate River was actually chocolate I might go down on that job those look lame don't know that's candy cane it's so plug angle beads that's lame yeah that's what I'm talking about that shoe and blood hello lupa blood I'll get down with the twizzler that's a big-ass Twitter stuff and watch watch getting high of them out room cocaine what the [ __ ] are those holy [ __ ] my god [ __ ] this is not ethical you sign in the clause you wouldn't say anything can't talk about my sketchy HR practices you can't talk about the entirely new species I've discovered darling don't worry I think there's laws against that deer having a full squash your pressures going right up his ass all that pressures going right up his butthole it's like a it's like a chocolate enema amazing chocolates gonna shoot out his eyes he turn edge and what that feels like he's getting new ideas for products chocolate enemas new ways to consume chocolate good good let's go to the far end come on we're gonna fudge-packing room come on or the yuppies male-only yeah they make they like produce eggs a sexually female who buzz we reproduce asexually that school boat wagged out boat here comes a swag mount metros all aboard all aboard a swag mouth SS swag 'mobile tbilisi lara the mast fall off yeah why call jokes you say is a kid [ __ ] dad has a funny joke seriously Wonka my daughter was really fat down the back you think mr. Wonka stead of the head [ __ ] couldn't get a motor on this thing weather conditions are perfect alright guys we got some murky riders up ahead get ready you guys on the back - Wonka get a boner on this goddamn thing the kitchen in the Maximum Overdrive it's all right folks all right I forgot to mention everybody to be other room white lace every chocolate and candy with LSD so let's get now that you're all drugged - lets go snake and someone's lives [Music] I remember this stock footage being really scary as a kid it's not at all it's so random it's like an iguana eating lunch the nerve eight rooms looking dead a revolutionary invention change the dirty Willy Wonka's easting we call it vaping that reduce things let's think cigarettes are cool but what if it tastes like candy we'll walk the flavor babe juice it makes Hennessy with the chocolate syrup adds quite a punch really for the coca-cola ah I'm drunk who is that that won't produce my secret ingredient all that who puts us gather around and fartcloud knocked out his teeth well children you see there's two things that never go out of style that's liquor and sex toys buckled matic file a sting so it's a candy that never loses flavor it you kill your whole business mom looks so uncomfortable like to be in your mouth it looks like a tide pod I said it too sassy madam oh I don't know it's always change them it's always Madea I don't understand it never do they like you stabbed her with knives and then big Peter sassy and blue now you're my day what you're gonna do a really lame party you touching yours in there you get me out here you touching my private party honey I don't know about no violet gum can I help your round so all these little kids lick the wall can you taste it go licking your wallet and they come over to your house your bathroom take your grandmother after seeing that girl turn into a big blueberry and the other one [ __ ] die let's do something cool - let's not listen as well clubs ona down the hatch oh that was gasoline Oh oh boy Oh propane that was rubbing alcohol we shouldn't just be drinking factory to grab the pump maybe they just they're just imagining this whatever they drank there's tripping out this would be cool seen this film all the bubbles Nancy got a harness up yeah get them with the I just started walking two days ago sure thing here we go relax your butthole Charlie relax your butthole fry your ass open charlie it's the only way wrapping that put your [ __ ] hands you never wear gloves people are gonna eat this [ __ ] break it down shame [Music] who do you blame it word [ __ ] pop [ __ ] yeah they got a dance moves let's go shame they got the temptation routine that's gonna do our dance moves or else Willy Wonka torches us are we gonna shoot Oh beer run machine Wonka's guys own brewery - yeah yeah buddy makes a mean chocolate stout dude a a beer powered car an everlasting IPA just get drunk and drunk and drunk College I'm in a beer that's all foam oh I like how the thing points right at your face so in this room I'm trying to figure out how to stream live to the Internet the creation of chocolate go with me here on this one what if people could watch you live at all times whenever you wanted no one would ever watch anyone live on the internet that's stupid now we shoot this radiative camera at this camp choclate now we just shoot me full of radiation yeah and there you have it just on BET through the power of IP addresses and computing you have 60 frames the cloud of us is the Internet wow he's in the Internet he's in the cloud he's a bunch of bits no it's content is cringy No oh he's uploading to YouTube look at me I'm a youtuber chip me out damn on the haters link it by oh wow make sure you like it subscribe I'm gonna master these steps perfectly for Wonka squad that's right you're doing good you're doing good hunting down alternate let's go synchronised yeah now talking my taint they're all dead my dear thing I got sent to the furnace told you all those pipes and all those things they went through goes right to the furnace consider yourself lucky kid you all thought I was joking but I'm dead serious remember that contract you wrote poor choice of words let's get a lifetime supply right the chocolate mr. Wonka remember technically we haven't eaten in days break the rules bro sign the contract I am Willy Wonka I am all-seeing and all-knowing I watched you drink the soda you broke the rules all he asked was don't drink what you know you know sports drink etcetera etcetera how could you punish us for not obeying Earl I'm feeling oompa's get these [ __ ] idiots out of my office tawny wait Charlie Charlie was your grandfather Charlie I said I would shove a Gobstopper up his ass what are you doing walking back over there Charlie may look like an idiot grandpa knows best now come on whoa you can keep your [ __ ] [ __ ] candy is gross here's your tripod mr. Walker very strange tech oh my hair so innocent and poor come in here it's my Nazi friend uh hello hi I'm Carl the name is Carl I'm actually a paid actor there is no poison I'm not poisonous not to pouring poison guy I'm just just an act you Nazis aren't real anymore it was a new role I was trying out how'd I do well why did you miss that sure the press the emergency button I said the one next 100 leaving the atmosphere ah drone footage drums oh it's beautiful look at this stuff from 4000 it's kind of cool I guess I can see down that woman's shirt Charlie look I decided a long time ago that I had to find a job Wow I needed a prodigy and unfortunately my balls don't produce sperm and unfortunately women don't find me they don't like my boat they once it's all I putting them on my boat the comments the deal's off and so this is my way of owning you actually very hard to get laid when you crazy chocolate for a man when you live with orange slaves so this is your house but it's easy to get kids to come over oh here's one of the love of a boy they're leaving the atmosphere well that's Willy Wonka yeah classic a wild chocolaty ride sugary mmm makes you want some chocolate wash I tell you I can go for a whatchamacallit we all learned a valuable lesson don't do something the factory owner tells you not to do when you're in his factory read the fine print read the fine print the contract rules okay the law listen to the rules thank you everybody for supporting us on patreon those of you on patreon get this stuff early in the game full commentary track so thank you for supporting us and it support you boys yeah thank you for supporting us on twitch as well all of you lovely people out there letting us do what we love to do hope you like these we love doing them us plenty more to come now let's go get some it's from candy huh as the Candyman things [Music]

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Length: 26min 20sec (1580 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 11 2018