Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Commentary Highlights - Jaboody Dubs

oh boy it's really coming down without hair oh this looks so bad this is 97 ninjas from the sky more than anonymous gay henchmen [ __ ] your mouth fishhooking is Mel why didn't you just do that the beginning Raiden your magic is of no use here oh really so rekt what a great way to start this let's get rid of the boring guy did she love Johnny Cage no she hated him in the first movie that Zab nice well there's all that during the fight these people only the side throwing bricks alright Kubrick's or what Burke broad bricks alright don't mind me I'm gonna bring my ponytail down let my hair loose loosen up a little bit dude what he's the god of candles too [Laughter] in the game come on with me I was hoping I could buy with katana don't be no no you have to ride with me look Jane hold on to me oh I love us just no explanation or anything that's all right guys let's go that's why I chose you such a weirdly shaped face with such a large mouth so I chose you young padawan his head does look muscular though like he has like a muscular head his muscular bone structure yeah dad works out his face a lot just crank it has he work out the back of his head like that kiss me your foots gonna rub your face chase me right here and just big pile of smoke not gonna get a handful of those yoga pants Oh robot with dreads [ __ ] fire well initiate you could do to defend yourself girl yeah looking good whoa wait they're not they're not daggers are they well they're dildos whoa she weighs to the very end do that cock-block Blart missile coming through Sydney kill sub-zero yeah you killed my brother that's his boss no no sub zero the other sub-zero was my brother my brother this is a difference my twin brother who shares the same name you idiot he's riding alone who took my balls out here sorry about getting an erection in there that was awkward Oh medical facility cool research lab they have a poop chute that goes the medical research lab it kills them straight to it no convenient for the story luckily for us I have a poop chute out here in Hawaii I have a poop chute right - Jax Jax does look very [ __ ] cool though right so just quote my favorite djibouti done grandma made me learn it's me initiating [ __ ] flock initiation again [ __ ] balls please one punch just hit him once what are you still getting used to be arms guys come on the bed she's terrible what is kicking ass I bet you couldn't do it I can fight these games even no problem no they disturb kissing you my feet are a plastic ball stuck here help me out here so you what oh [ __ ] ouch my plastic armor damage receipt system malfunction powering down I must gone all wrong walk run about my ancestor so hard does he know where to go uh what is this little thing yeah I feel like I'm Gary Oldman reality desert wolf fun whoa a Lycan yeah Wolfman T Hawk pretty much [ __ ] ste Hawk I'm ready - let's find Gaetano for you oh [ __ ] surprise it's the tomahawk his face usually people catch that you're supposed to catch that Luke ain't trying to help you now he's on a sex dream oh [Music] yeah are you kidding oh no he likes squirt being kind of tucking him a little bit for boner - back to the boner back to scare your confusion boners where boners all over the place lowering on his side push flu let it in let it happen there are demons Liu Kang let out your homosexual side yeah you what about katana let me touch and he says great no honor come on you had a boner five minutes ago more snow a boon horse now ed boon says he needs more snow keep pouring it on damn she oh she get four Turner oh those gonna be the that's a really funny way for like a gay Native American Journey you gotta get you to trap you your first journey lust yeah you failed now fight me on top of me now you've succeeded you've passed your test okay that'd be pretty impressive you wrestling around what are you doing looked out your dick is it tight Kitana kill now I got you right where I want you back are these [ __ ] metal arms and heavy walking for days really hurting my back having those extra weight mARMS Molina Oh mud fight yeah yeah boys Ed Boon he was like directing the [ __ ] out of this matter well yeah roll around it come on get oh come on ladies yeah yeah near stomach up the producers like Ed Boon please calm down hose down the mines around there ladies come on alright now that the mud fights are over let's get some gain interesting here huh hey elder gods could you like stop Shao Kahn please he's a pray dear God dear Jesus Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior Jesus of Nazareth thanks for giving me sweet-ass powers Jesus is one of the elder gods the wind-god some weak-ass wind it came together scandals is that Jesus visited Jesus sounds like didn't know Jesus was such a bunch of farts [Laughter] change this whoa talking to a fan [Laughter] were these elder gods I see no God no fire MA I'll poach them gods anyone ask you Tana I did not cheat with her okay get straight keep it straight what the hell no where you got a haircut wow you look lamer than you've ever looked yeah I'm disappointed breakdance fighting that's so sweet ouch handstand kick what that was easy all we had to do is punch you in the face female got hit real hard punched in the stomach she passed out yeah thing about women like a tigey down that time that [ __ ] scared me what's that is it so loud I know that was a headshot [ __ ] without they all know it's a trap Lou leave I think I know that by now Thanks boy there's a bunch of oh yeah she's a race of people oh they're all Baracus you know rock bama's reunite her body so by kissing them go ahead Robert Eddie kiss her on the lips romantic yeah it's good keep it going my power of love efforts behind me was that actually thunder or was it just at boon off-screen right there's only flip the light switch Oh King acting you will die call base I saw it yeah pretty cool by x-ray all bad girl you'll pitch you trick us you both die all right now spin around spin spinning alright get more Strobel yeah span what's wrong it's flicking the lights yeah oh yeah like the minotaur guy he's like so many prosthetics you can never do anything just look cool just flex your pecs dude but his costume doesn't even like work it's just a decoration that's him walking like but you know someone bought boom behind Jesus that you all succeed Jesus jesus loves you anyways I hear techno music on unless you retired gay ninjas gay news gave pirate medieval ninjas watched it Jack's kid caught his lawless victory dead one hit big moral sucks oh here my sweaty jacket it Boone's the legs of the Minotaur that's right [ __ ] handstand arrow take this now let's not help him hook him again oh I feel something PR something King is Bahamut the [ __ ] dragon I am Satan in disguise that was pretty cool I'm not gonna lie it's pretty awesome but I can do that try now you can also turn into a dragon the [ __ ] monster good job okay awkward silence at the world whoa hot hot mom dude damn I ripped would be funny if Jax returns to like being like a dweeby nerdy black guy yeah vapenation god bless be nice and the vape god raid and uh send it to the skies looking smokes in well so i'll go get a burger let's all go get some swarm ah it all wraps up in a nice package there it is oh wow Mortal Kombat I don't buy you guys but I just want to get a camera and shoot ourselves jump around and put in slow-mo do a bunch of fluid put some techno to it they do love that low shot facing up jumping over the camera in a flip re in a very lazy flip yeah yeah well I'm down to go flip to some techno do it guys is there any more normal combat movies there's like the machinima YouTube okay those are actually good though alright well there's no Ed Boon gray no more Ed Boon Heong Ed Boon man I'm sure he put his heart in his soul there he was the voice of scorpion Wow of course I am [ __ ] expect give me the microphone let's get over here doing it all wrong god damn microphone you'll never work in this town again do it my goddamn self shouts Ed Boon shouts to everyone on our patreon everyone supporting us on patreon - its era you - are you guys watching her stuff we've reaching you we love you guys you love the same word thank you guys this [ __ ] is so fun to do and uh we'll catch you in the next one give me the microphone does that intro one two

Channel: Jaboody Dubs

Views: 453,016

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Id: kRnLP2hoQcI

Length: 21min 35sec (1295 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 10 2017