Mortal Kombat Commentary Highlights - Jaboody Dubs

[Music] disguising lesion Tommy wassail his ass beat now break your face uh-oh it comes worst party sucks and dry and now I will face [ __ ] your brother Lu and calm down he's broke his tub is my boys this game you're not oh god damn Sonya miss Veronica von Veronica hot piece of a nine shown you blade yeah they're the best fight sound while you try to swing a spear whoa to the backs back kick back spin kick to the face is to love oh man see me Johnny can't get you anything close me poppy there's a thunder god Raiden here to see you thunder guy says it's God thunders in your trailer to another realm he wants to talk to you [Applause] but I like that spicy electrifying isn't it all right you're rated right teach me well okay you're right then then there's no anything else amongst all set up there's no one else here's new anyhow Oh John you don't need all those where's my yacht Chinese what you come on man I like reading the Chinese newspaper in a tournament man you're funny enough black I can't be reading a Chinese newspaper man so I never understood and my way of doing some grounding over here doing some midnight welding outside yeah problem but walk around yeah you're Chinese aren't you yeah you are [ __ ] aren't you oh it's a dragon pirate ship this [ __ ] it smokes coming off for that day is that a gas-powered airship I don't know about you Dave this looks bad I don't know man how about this [ __ ] man I know about no pirates man black folks got a bad history we getting on boats whoa nice door handle oh I lost my [ __ ] as a kid right here [ __ ] oh they're just hanging out together don't cool with each other they're best buds Squar beyond sub-zero oh hi they hate each other oh hi ninja I control them ball and they are fed up with this world freeze coolers ice it's do it it looks pretty decent consider it open it makes no sense though because it's just supposed to be a ninja spear I got a live rope why is this snake come out of his hand oh no is that could it be Zeus Stata Thunder ball Raven oh no it's happening the airship I got plug it with an Ethernet cable yes they're definitely not in water anymore yeah oh look we're in Hell now [Applause] sobbing you say 1000 cool we just shoot a movie or the tournament is combat movies oh my god like these [ __ ] stairs dude props a Johnny do they went up at least 5,000 steps here we are does he have any bags left the moral combat in all my baggage I can't find them on cram picture my quads I will fight you sub-zero that's good watch this ripped dude guys Jack that guy in the back kind of fat though guys guys looks good he's trying real hard to look in the shade suck it in dude look at still a huge abs I got all these big for myself oh don't worry more candles I'm gonna need more candles so I can properly enjoy my meal Mike more turkey legs I'll get [ __ ] all get me more candles Mike are you coming so it's on you jack off I mean how many belly buttons you got there right there you got to [ __ ] and balls I have four one for each hand well we got one about you give me wine [Music] and you're blind oh five poison I'd be [ __ ] [ __ ] myself terrified that was like acid when that burn your eyeballs so give me to a hospital now thank God it's just water it's really cross States burp in my face you stink ah those reptiles I'm supposed to be asked something all [ __ ] off this is fake right paid actors these are stuntmen I don't have to read where's the cameras looking cyclone cake he went down pretty easy my [ __ ] dude all you need are the fight sounds makes everything sound so [ __ ] powerful beefy that's a shitty kill I was really really bad they should just like that look really just exposed yes that's the anonymous gay sex outfit what do they do and they're not fighting we practice our moves on it lifts up our skirts [ __ ] because their faces are covered you never know really who you're [ __ ] yeah well fight for you we'll fight this black man well I'll combat we're gonna fight fight Lee sticks yeah one of them stick you're sure was that meat you mean dog oh my Betty Oh My Space Jam powers [Applause] my life force huh I stole your blackness he stole a fatality you are now gray yeah silver a nice little booty shorts jab untrained much you've ever seen in my life the best fighters in more combat but although Ronda Rousey lately I took some self-defense classes once the YMCA a fourteen-year-old girls it's a guy who lives weights all day Nagar spar 241 the poor oh [ __ ] what are you doing out here there's no apples in this orchard looking for my trailer have you seen it over here oh you must be one of the band in the parking lot guys generic ninja number one huh Oh a skeleton oh thank god shield combat you need to pump mortal combat shield fire shields gonna get real high that was close let's see what I was gonna find Oh spear perfect how convenient vodkas fire blood [Music] liquid hot magma blood whoa no way Johnny Cage kills scorpion yeah this head blows up the lamest character killed the coolest job yeah pretty disappointed right that but how does he get out of hell how'd he get out the stairs door frozen boss frozen or frozen balls of ice oh oh don't spill your next challenge so code hail king he's water jack in jujitsu gay you should be fired oh dang I love guys before yeah the yellow security I'll just watch it oh I just want them guys over you in case the same guy three times you got [ __ ] up five times alright who I fight next man yeah yep is that really Dave Chappelle ain't even fair you have four thumbs to give them 10 is 4 thumb down yeah he's doing his dancing ah damn you're telling it up he's got another arm now you're done dude you're so painted that's it you Sonya Blade you're just [ __ ] on I don't even know what you don't know how to fight for [ __ ] what happened you should be a lot more movies you're afraid because you weren't even properly trained of your own destiny you're afraid you're gonna get [ __ ] up like your brother how do I fix that stop being so afraid I guess oh great give me some words of wisdom there you go get over it therapy I guess you want to charge gone wrong so many of you to die I could take him he's just two guys in a suit right I just killed a [ __ ] scorpion demon man I'll kill anyone I just came back from hell ready for anything he's got the stairs from hell are you sure I want seen garfish the Mantis there are four fish he's asked for fish right up your ass fatality fist in your mouth for you but everyone watched and two fish banging on your belly two fish holding your legs up your legs up asphalt mouth fall impounded that's what you're gonna get Kate he's ready all right he's right you know let's dance oh we hit all four of his balls I'm thinking about doing that for a while go - hey watch it don't punch me go - friend say sorry sorry about that what's this balls runs away don't be a [ __ ] just about broke my fist on the balls those guys are in love Oh your fight he get the advantage get on the inside oh [ __ ] he's real close to the edge wait no dad it's got four arms yes no way oh my god dude there's broken down there but lightning cloud [ __ ] [ __ ] you idiot shaft oh damn let's start walking the Guto no dad no he told us not to go let's go is that ripped oh yeah dude taking the [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] up [Applause] music video babe now like a warrant looking all cool yours you're standing in a real bad spot here it's rough yeah yeah edge duck - okay he's going in oh he's getting close sound effects you punchy then that double punch kukuku yeah it's glamorous lat what - OH - it's easy to sell that one alright my I got you right where I want you beyond the fire of the ridge [Music] oh [ __ ] Mortal Kombat written boon casted by Ed Boon produced by Ed Boon executive producer Boone Boone that is Mortal Kombat yeah good choreography fighting excellent man I still think street fighters better I love that movie as a kid but it's pretty bad street fighters a lot March one more cheese yeah like this one is they tried to really actually follow it surprised thank you they trying to keep it true to the story as much as they possibly don't know how you could possibly I mean you look at Mortal Kombat and it's like how the [ __ ] you gonna follow that up of all the different all the different fighting games especially they made sure the game as much they could they did a good job I'm a surprise it wasn't rated R though it was very very game for what Mortal Kombat was back then thanks everyone for listening along and watching and of course anyone who drops a little diamond that in the jar we appreciate you we we love ya and we're gonna keep on going with these so she has to page around people you guys are awesome as always thank you guys so much see the next one

Channel: Jaboody Dubs

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Id: JBzoyA8E5EE

Length: 20min 27sec (1227 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 04 2017