Safety Training Dub

warning the stunts in this movie were performed by professionals and special effects experts so neither you nor your dumb buddies should attempt anything from this movie ladies and gentlemen we welcome you to the world of the educational resources incorporated safety meetings will you be here tomorrow every time i clock into work i gotta remind myself that this could be the end of my life just the other day my buddy tom went to trash compactor to fix it and i ain't never seen him since god i wonder if they fired him oh yeah and it was that one guy ted and he wasn't the smartest of the bunch thought he could use some faulty pallets to get a few feet higher so he can climb on up to the rafters and fix one of them pipes but sure enough those pallets gave out sean was a man of passion people would always say him and his wife were inseparable but i guess the only thing that could separate them was improper safety precautions oh yeah i remember that one guy frank he was a good guy just always had a problem with those stubborn nails he never saw it coming and he never will again and i'll never forget steamy steve poor bastard busted open a pipe full of toxic waste my incident happened when i was working on the hypersonic grinder and that sucker's fast but i thought i was faster and they done told me john don't you put your goddamn hand in that machine but it just looks so smooth and oddly satisfying to the touch [ __ ] sucks why they gotta make all those machines look so fun to play with i'm just to leave my foot right here don't back it up and always remember forklifts are not theme park rocks they are tools tools that can kill never ever drop a welting tank before you know it you've got yourself a rocket propelled weapon of mass destruction seeking revenge on those who don't respect proper safety precaution [Applause] you know in all my years of working in the factory safety always comes first but at the same time don't be a big old [ __ ] if i ask you to toss me a hammer toss it right to my chest and i'll catch it don't be a [ __ ] you really gotta be careful out here they don't call this place the widowmaker for nothing a lot of blood's been spilled but we're out here making an honest dollar i'll be damned if a robot's gonna take my job always wear your gloves john complained that they made his hands too sweaty now he's dead john what the [ __ ] bro you all right done don't wear your gloves don't wear your gloves and remember you should never ever leave a truck parked in neutral a forklift driver could unexpectedly fall out the back and unfortunately forklifts tend to roll i'm sorry mr patrick but you ain't got no sense of urgency around here so i'm gonna have to let you go i'm sorry [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i'll show you a [ __ ] sense of urgency i should have just flipped her off and told that [ __ ] to go [ __ ] herself and remember that forklifts are forklifts not some kind of tokyo drift crane's weight capacity is not meant to be tested [Music] careful when using a drill them screws will go right in your mouth uh i'll never forget the time i let my guard down in the breakthrough bill was new on the job and decided to take a forklift out for a joyride but then he lost control right through my heart they stuck that fork in me i knew i was done uh i would always hear gary complain and say that he gonna blow up the place one day i really wish i took him seriously never take a co-worker's absolute disregard of safety precaution as some sort of joke whether it be on purpose or some sort of accident it could be the end of all of us so remember ask yourself every time you clock into work are you prepared to die will you be here tomorrow [Music] you

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Id: wnr6Re4YRPg

Length: 5min 20sec (320 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 01 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/GoPetADog]

And they done told me, “John, don’t you put your goddamn hand in that machine,” but it just looked so smooth!

Fucking lol!

[u/8-bit-brandon]

Is it bad that I watch my boss do 3 of these things regularly?

[u/Chckyrsix]

His billy Mays videos are great. I tink my favorite one is the never scrub.

[u/not_zooey]

I’m showing this at the next toolbox meeting.

[u/worldclaimer]

“Never saw it coming, and never will again.” I’m still laughing 5 minutes later about that line.

[u/Hobby11030]

Ain’t no robot gonna take my job

Lmao

[u/AlternativeSalsa]

I wish I could show this to my class without getting fired

[u/haulincolin]

The original version is pretty great, too. Hardly needs dubbing.

[u/SpaceRocker1994]

They need to show this to every new employee