PDE Reacts | Fateful Findings Commentary Highlights (Jaboody Dubs)

[Music] welcome back to punch drunk ent you got you guys here with you with the swag no aggie i'm just stan and we are back with another reaction video back to the djibouti doves back to the movies yes sir this is called faithful findings we had a recommendation come through in the comments for this shout out to wrath of mb man shout out to you man you gave this recommendation so we're gonna put it on for you oh yeah i just had to look up this movie it's from 2013. let me let me read the synopsis real quick so we have a little thing a boy develops amazing mythical powers and uses them as an adult to hack government databases why yeah find out before we do make sure you guys run them likes up subscribe to the channel show punch strong some love yes sir so without further ado but that's right man faithful findings that nice stock footage look i'm glad to try not to last no oh god yeah are these repressed memories of my childhood it's from 2013. it looks older yes it's like in pristine condition oh my god this is a magic movie oh no oh they're just playing in the forest when suddenly indian burial ground they say that this used to be satanic ritual grounds no you're lying [Music] [Laughter] what is this wait a minute wait it's doing something movie magic it's slowly decaying turned into uh it's a magical day it's a magical day [Music] you will find a magical relic in the forest now run home run along now i'm so glad we found that mushroom that turned out to be a [ __ ] jewelry god look at jury box that's all it was know about charm how many times i'll tell you not to play the magical forest friends forever we carry a blood off you got a lexus for this video stop hanging out the window or drive it off [ __ ] your seatbelt goddammit shut up honey get inside the car magic isn't real [Laughter] have you said a word yet no it's too hard to capture his audience it's not crosswalk that's a parking lot whoa dylan's dead dylan dunn died whoa this chick whoa whoa piece of work it's hot out but it looks cold do we call 9-1-1 if he's already dead it's the rolls-royce this is the car that hit him oh my god wait craigslist actually he's breathing what is happening art boys this eft should probably get to work they're just letting them lay there or say something better stop him from breathing so much i want to say put him on a stretch with no neck stabilizer does the trick there's just fall in case it rings the emergency hotel is he okay who's that tell me if he's okay i don't give a [ __ ] he's my brother so they have a bandage over his face covering his arms from that horrible accident [Music] don't go into the light i actually don't know i'm not even a doctor i'm not sure i'm a visitor as well i wandered in here he's in critical condition it's beyond my medical expertise does not look caught yo where did they get these angers from oh man he can't hear you there's so much brain damage it just shattered every conscience out of the head mushy mushy goon oh i'm just so sad [ __ ] my brother i'm so sad i'm upset i'm distraught right it's really kicking up a breeze oh it smells like farts in here someone left the window open that's what woke him up that's what woken up what happened i'm alive nothing we didn't even get to depart him using his powers yet that's the thing about it that's what i'm scared of i'm totally healthy that [ __ ] was not in history at all i always believed i'd make it so uplifting like the nose thing with no no no no nostrils that's [Music] it's merely just to hold down the bandages oh there's this plastic tubing we use to tie the bandages to your head this dangly [Laughter] you don't think he would wake up his wife or whatever to say hey honey i'm home i don't remember leaving the shower on you just went right to the shower spaghetti spaghetti and shopping like a thai tea or something [Music] she had no question about all this blood she had no why is he home i'm done where's all the blood coming from this is dick bleeding is going on this mean it's got a little mouth hole you got to be kidding me the bandages are all wet what is going on she's gonna start tugging that mouthful what the [ __ ] is this real life how many laptops that's adorable bro we've seen and one of the it was one of the videos we did with the worst acting of all time we seen this guy before yeah and it was like somebody was laying on the ground bleeding next to a red car and he came up talking to him i can't remember what movie it was now this might be that movie this might be the movie bro now unless because i think him he's he's not only is the main characters i think he wrote and directed this movie as well because his name is all over the credits so he must do a bunch of weird movies like this bruh can't stand you for this [ __ ] oh oh thank god they were there brushed on them and this is 2013. yeah titties i'm looking for your pills honey where are they there they are here they are which ones sunscreen lube and lots of pills [Laughter] i'm not gonna take them anymore you're awful where am i he does have pockets they're very low though on his shirt dude this thing like controls his life what is this thing is this what gives him all stories whoa what is this whoa dude he's in the upside down man shout out to the stranger things goes on when you hold the stone oh yeah oh oh not again i'm going back into the dark place oh the coffee will help no come on this will steady my nerves just a little coffee just move it from over the laptop you can even tell they're old ass laptops oh that was close he got a little he's just so sleepy that coffee put me right to sleep flashbacks slam the nightmares coffee was suppressed memories coffee caffeine my face the side of my face that hurt the same side that i got hit by the car right [Music] this might be the movie i'm so glad you could all come for dinner i think it is i'm glad to visit you we're glad wow [Laughter] this is yo that's exactly what this [ __ ] is yes the book sucks the laptops are never on just close them they're not even working that's it this is the whole movie right here it's a different phone too who's she talking to he's right here he's got eight phones he's got seven laptops i'm done talking they were just fine oh [ __ ] that's it i know what's going to cure this really [ __ ] slap can we see this in the video yeah okay guys [ __ ] all that move all this paperwork out of the way and let me get rid of that i don't know if it's trying to be a serious movie or if it's supposed to be fun is it this spontaneity on oh my goodness paper schmapers database rata base let's have sex oh yeah [Music] no tongue no it's the first time neil breen ever kissed a woman i don't think they don't know how to have sex no he didn't i think he's going to throw on the table and go to town but they just held each other and kissed about this guy yeah he's never had sex he would have sex with his old wife this is a therapy what the close ah my office is being redone we'll have to have the session in the hallways draped in all black attire the black stone why why life in the suburbs hey neil why about you uh clean your pool for once you dirty bastard dirty [ __ ] in it oh my god oh my gosh phone god aren't all the characters here she carries that with her you drop it everywhere the book that says is this yours is this is this your shop this is something i've been carrying for you something i've been carrying around my pants every single day ever since i was a child oh my god is that you you're the girl is that you it is you it's you it's you you are you yeah i've never forgotten we found that mushroom okay i keep the notebook i never wrote any other words other than it was a magical day oh neil hey honey what's going on you guys are getting close i got some weird cups i mean cups [ __ ] not cups like i don't know if it's supposed to be funny or if this is a serious movie or not i'm about to look this up later yeah oh my gosh you could probably watch this movie you could just turn this apart ourselves this guy is something like there's something up with this dude like he either rape somebody or he's going to rape somebody oh my god what did these ladies have to do to get a role in this movie he's mr writer director producer star goodness gracious man they thought this is a porn no we don't have to have sex i like to think the girls wanted to he said no no no no no sex no sex in this movie just look at me awkwardly and say your lines keep them wind up he's a wild guy well back to work picked up all that [ __ ] back to hacking and writing his book yeah is he writing or is he hacking what a combo he keeps going uh oh who's gonna who's gonna dirty johnny now this is accurate to what he would actually be doing yeah this is yeah yes yeah this is real oh oh i'm a little uncomfortable she's 18. i don't think so neil neil is she 18 or is she this is neil's fantasy what she's talking to him she's making moves on neil and he can hear that through the glasses oh no what am i to do all these women want me oh just topless in my backyard that's it whipping them out what's the she [Music] legit creeped out by this dude oh oh talk time oh man this is uncomfortable oh cause she's he's the only one who asks about her school projects she can't take a shower don't do it anymore the lack of music really makes us awkward and uncomfortable directly oh i'm gonna shoot this damn car out full of holes shoot full of a hole is that not the car no ow you missed the car i heard that a gunshot damn up not i'm mad what have you done mom you you killed him oh my god that line yeah this is the part we saw now put pressure on it that's ruining all the evidence yeah jim call 9-1-1 now it's like commercial this guy's dead he's so calm [Music] oh oh my god what's going on here it's like iron man so much blood get out my life is hard i'm so tired getting hit by cars getting tired too kissing on the cheek i'm exhausted how many other ways can you see it where's the magic i don't know where's the book neil i like the work i don't care who killed himself how many more laptops does the company have to buy us all this work there's no script what's taking so long i know you got something just turn it in signing the contract sign it so we know you're working on it no obligation to sign you better not be hacking none oh if you're hacking what is that throwing stuff why is everyone throwing all right my short rib oh my gosh last cross yet again it's great to see you you don't look a day over 28 meanwhile i'm 55. you're the same age when we're children you are actually older than me as a kid oh see ya bye dude what happens when you go back this part of the movie i don't understand everything up to this i was down i just i don't know what this is you don't understand the dire and fateful consequences of his mystical actions obtained as a child i'm going back [Laughter] it is a magical day it is a magical day it's a magical time magical year no oh this is a girl oh [Music] i think he don't want to kiss her she's so into it she's sleeping she's trying to just be like lovey-dovey but he's like trying to [ __ ] smooth yeah dude she's like this is like supposed to be affectionate right like he's like no no a little more kissing a little longer his dick is out below frame i think they get the idea that the tree like pull it pull it no they're gonna do this they don't get it yet no one wants to watch you kiss nothing bro beautiful neil no one wants this dude emily oh no emily i slapped her face he's really good at finding dead people oh [Laughter] i guess she's dead [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] not even like sad goodbye old friend i'm sorry well watch me eat this salad i specially prepared salad no drink he moved on like that really good the salad you're a great cook go outside it's always going on ah this is like an alien trying to make a movie going insane watching this ew oh imagine trying to sleep touching you with those vampires your hands are so cold stop oh god no wonder everyone just wants to [ __ ] this guy i'm trying to sneak out just get up dragging that old saggy ass across the bed hurry up hurry up just get out of the bed just keep marking that up that government corporate lies have got to end now this worldwide corruption this worldwide corruption corporate corruption worldwide lies oh my god wait i've been hacking into government and corporate systems oh my goodness two people there all over the world oh green screen i have heavier more information than any hacker ever ever has please tell us we're all here ever president neil what i have found i could have gave us that background yeah shocked the system neil shaw don't give me strength i have to come clean we were trying to make money it's because of dylan i'm afraid of going to prison i don't want to go to prison they now know my crimes they know my crime you know what they do to people in there oh my god now that he died um i'm gonna resign too that's a hard act to follow am i right i killed myself but tough crowd i prefer to go oh my gosh all these secrets he said nothing he said could you please be more specific what exactly did we do wrong and cheat the customer we cheat and we lie basically make god of mercy on all our souls everybody's going to kill themselves i got some pills [Music] that's how pills work right away for the purpose of greed and fraud fraud not to mention fraud that's enough out of you brother that's enough conspiracy theories [Music] what who did it so confused who killed him how many times are you going to say corporate systems what are you saying this is the longest scene act now what am i supposed to do oh my god oh my god what the [ __ ] all this come from who shot the sniper oh my god how stupid are people same day same shirt [Laughter] [Music] when you look back you will remember what you did this day don't remember me for what i did remember me for who i am this is how the movie's gonna end isn't it yeah oh god wow well guys that is fateful finding what a weird what a weird ride i don't even know we've all felt like we've been on pills that's the weirdest yo like it's weird movies out here it's a b movies just bad movies but everything about that is [Music] it went from kids messing with magic stuff to find the jury box to him get hit by a [ __ ] car to him having women stuff to him yeah it was just everywhere in nowhere at the same time to his his wife woman shot no she's an overdose but she she shot the brother oh yeah he's shooting the brother that dean he thought the brother committed suicide that's what i was confused about like what happened what is this movie oh my gosh oh that might be that's just to go on top of how bad the acting was that i i can't even explain it right now people faithful findings my god i ever find this movie i had to do some back reading just to see like what the what was the the driving force behind it just have to go back and just watch this movie just to say i watched like who is this guy who what's his name is neil something i just had it up oh my gosh this neil breen like bro he directed screenplay produced and he wrote the story for this you could tell okay he died you said he definitely like he touched he touched me he was not supposed to touch like ah where is he from like what how do i get money to make a movie oh definitely got a loan or something to make this [ __ ] we gotta end this because i'm gonna keep asking more questions we're getting a party here y'all get a body make sure y'all click on links in the description from that weird that's our twitch gaming page to the patreon to the merch at geeksunleash.com get that merch on your confused box we are out here man i'm still confused [Music] you

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Length: 30min 28sec (1828 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 09 2021