Famous Comedians VS. Hecklers (Part 2/5)

what if I have to do it again what so we're good people yell something and then when you're like what did you say this ah I don't talk but it's customarily appropriate for instance in response to a question I only speak what a group of strangers has come together tacitly agree that they won't speak well another one speaks into a device that is specifically the amplifier [Applause] [Music] it is actually I want to give you the excuse of being drunk and then just being a shitty obnoxious person I hope you drunk don't see when I was drunk I don't see what I was drunk that interrupts to show that eleven hundred other people are watching I like to ruin one or two people's nice a cab driver a bartender a woman that I'm seeing go on a big venue I like to work on a small scale you sir social terrorist there's social terrorists you have a bigger need full attention than I do and this I worked at it again on television you just be in a darkness issue United maybe whatever parlay this insanity [ __ ] man kids ain't got him trying to video a that was me yeah I look like a jackass today I was taking a walk around and I had something to eat and I'm you have really interesting waitress surface here there woman took my order at this diner and then when she was done [Applause] Wow a woman who's proud to be a waitress that's weird when I say that my just say hey [ __ ] I'm high know this so it's all a server said what they are well I'd like you to serve your mouth shut where do they where do you serve she had a [ __ ] interrupt the taping of my [ __ ] show not just the show it's actual taping of the show to say Thera and then go where do you serve you I'm not a server I'm a nanny super serve defender of all crime I am a single guy by the way there are no other guys attached to me thank you very much thank you I love you too but I do feel the need to see other people [Applause] what thank you maybe tell me that later instead of during a performance you're not you're not welcome to speak I'm trying to make that really clear everybody at the same time it's not appropriate to yell [ __ ] at me right now it is less appropriate to yell at me than almost anybody within several square miles if you yell at a guy on the street you're not ruining a show for 2,500 [ __ ] people [Applause] pilot you shouldn't talk to the plane at that moment and me doing this 45 years old I have used up every kind of crime I hear crickets of all ringtones you have for a comedy show you have one of crickets whatever you pay for that ringtone you totally got your money's worth yeah one that goes like boo I have crickets you suck and boo which one would you like but you don't stop talking to you like that [ __ ] it I'll just cook this side for a while just don't add too much funny I'm cooking my brain talking about nothing right now I'm just walking around like yeah I just got a cheeseburger all you people you know what you're [ __ ] losers I hope y'all [ __ ] die and I hope the [ __ ] emails never win the Superbowl areare suck a dick olya suck a [ __ ] dick I'm sick way into my next joke we can all relate my [ __ ] red nuts all you can line up in your Harold Carmichael [ __ ] jerseys and one at a time you get all suck my dick city of probably loved a bunch of [ __ ] cops loses 52 [ __ ] hours is it would show me the [ __ ] I get into it this point you people on a gallium acid I'm gonna be up here talking about Hitler then ain't gonna work what did we talk about okay throw out some topics let's talk about heart disease something they're all gonna [ __ ] die of and I'm going to laugh at your [ __ ] funerals it's gonna be drink we're opening it [ __ ] cancer which is fantastic goes on your [ __ ] heads are shaved anyways no one's even gonna notice I'm gonna get fired for coming to work too late they're not gonna notice that you have [ __ ] bone marrow cancer the only thing is gonna give it away is being laughing at you in the [ __ ] background you [ __ ] bunch of losers with your [ __ ] cell phone it's just [ __ ] suck it dick [ __ ] [ __ ] eleven more minutes of this I hope you all getting your Ford Focuses look at drive off the side of that [ __ ] ass Ben Franklin Bridge you [ __ ] it one bridge happen he's a [ __ ] City and no one gives a [ __ ] about the terrorists the terrorists will never bomb you people because you're [ __ ] worthless and no one cares about you I hope your mother has herpes and the center of her [ __ ] and you got a little tonight you like it you get it on your club and some other horrific [ __ ] happens and mom's cancer is on all of you 11 minutes left a little bit I hope somebody takes a [ __ ] beer stein and just slapped you on the back of your sit vestige [ __ ] shoulders and you're awesome Anton tank tops I hope that embassy off the glass [ __ ] digs into your [ __ ] shoulder blade and then I see you at 4:00 they are going enjoy the [ __ ] show that's great but I grabbed you by the suck in here but you don't have any really haven't economist people greatly have to come to it [Applause] [Music] [Music]

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Id: QpS2LYt10zU

Length: 9min 25sec (565 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 24 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/ciriloaustria3]

Bill Burr is the best!

[u/NardDogAndy]

God, TJ Miller sucks.

[u/4Dubois]

The Bill Burr part of the video starts at 5:42.

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Hannibals was great