Famous Comedians VS. Hecklers (Part 6/6)

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[Music] [Music] move a lot are you<font color="#E5E5E5"> saying</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Viki dance for</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">me monkey</font> what do you<font color="#E5E5E5"> mean he's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> either</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> your</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fella</font> or he<font color="#E5E5E5"> isn't is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he your fella that is</font> fantastic can we just<font color="#E5E5E5"> all take a moment to you</font> know congratulate that man there [Music] <font color="#CCCCCC">a lot of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> work is going</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to that and</font> they'll know that<font color="#E5E5E5"> you were deaf it will</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">huh see the great thing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he's</font> convinced you<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah we don't need a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">relationship</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I should be able</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to stay</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">with whoever I wanna sleep with and so</font> should<font color="#CCCCCC"> you as long as it's just me when</font> I say yeah there'll be a lot<font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> jokes it's not</font> every<font color="#CCCCCC"> day I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> get</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to talk to a slag</font> I don't know<font color="#CCCCCC"> whether</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mark is until I</font> overstep<font color="#CCCCCC"> it that is juvenile but sorry</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">for those</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of you that didn't see that</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yeah she's been called a slag at a show</font> that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> not good in anyone's book and I</font> apologize<font color="#CCCCCC"> for that unreservedly but did</font> you really<font color="#E5E5E5"> need to do that</font> [Applause] hey Doc what y'all<font color="#E5E5E5"> going we just can't</font> had a front row empty<font color="#E5E5E5"> bring your ass</font> back<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm kicking them up okay okay</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that they coat let me see dang</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that give</font> me<font color="#E5E5E5"> the coat Oh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> kind of heavy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> could be</font> some hardware [Applause] so we're gonna take<font color="#E5E5E5"> a real brief</font> intermission I knew you was gonna come<font color="#E5E5E5"> back left</font> something<font color="#CCCCCC"> do you what you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> do for a</font> living boogie computer school [Applause] how do you<font color="#E5E5E5"> earn money computer</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">technology</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font> you can't spell<font color="#E5E5E5"> motherfucking technology</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">a lot of times people just don't know</font> the rules<font color="#E5E5E5"> and then she felt strongly</font> about Syria and<font color="#CCCCCC"> they had to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> shut her</font> down [Applause] <font color="#CCCCCC">inv oh wow Wow you forgot</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> your</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> jacket</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">now you're gonna have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to make the walk</font> of shame for<font color="#CCCCCC"> your jacket I look I love</font> when people<font color="#E5E5E5"> get offended for absolutely</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">nothing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but you just sat through rape</font> and abortion a child molesting<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fist-fucking</font> but Syria that's where it all falls apart unbelievable<font color="#CCCCCC"> that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what I miss</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font> comedy clubs is the people to just show up<font color="#E5E5E5"> not having any idea who you are</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you play wherever it I play rock</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font> roll<font color="#CCCCCC"> clubs</font> what's that<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah yeah you can kind of</font> put a<font color="#CCCCCC"> little effort in your Saturday</font> just throw a dart<font color="#CCCCCC"> at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the weekly</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hey</font> honey what do we<font color="#E5E5E5"> have a coupon for drive</font> safe was it there you go [Applause] if you sit<font color="#CCCCCC"> there you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have to pay their</font> tab<font color="#CCCCCC"> what's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that oh yeah drink</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> your</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">fuckin beer - give me a sip</font> [Applause] anything with a bow<font color="#CCCCCC"> that someone's got</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> me too though that's wonderful</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> who</font> read<font color="#CCCCCC"> that do you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know do you know what</font> just<font color="#E5E5E5"> can you can you go please can you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">go you're</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not enjoying it so can</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">just go please no no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> go no</font> no no no no no no<font color="#CCCCCC"> obviously no no see</font> the thing is<font color="#CCCCCC"> because I'm did you get</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">someone Simon because I asked you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know</font> about<font color="#E5E5E5"> four times I don't think no no no</font> I have and you're not<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna enjoy the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">show and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no you know</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> well I'm not having</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">in here hello ma'am</font> are you going<font color="#E5E5E5"> no no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> these</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> people</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> paid</font> money I'm not<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna do the show while</font> you're here so<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're gonna have to go I</font> have to get someone<font color="#CCCCCC"> to no no no no you</font> had<font color="#CCCCCC"> you had your</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> chance</font> well you guys more<font color="#E5E5E5"> than good fine</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bye my</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh my</font> nobody wants you<font color="#CCCCCC"> you go what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> excuse me</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">he's ruining the show for these people</font> are you guys getting<font color="#CCCCCC"> stolen</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> come on you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">guys</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> one</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all go now I mean you've you've</font> created a kind<font color="#E5E5E5"> of tension the good thing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">is that I quite like the view that's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">mine</font> I don't sorry<font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't want I don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wanna</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">hear so you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have to go I don't want to</font> run okay we're<font color="#CCCCCC"> gonna see just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> going</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">because this show he's not gonna have to</font> give in sorry<font color="#E5E5E5"> well I'm sorry</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that you</font> are<font color="#CCCCCC"> a part of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that group again all right</font> thank you now look<font color="#E5E5E5"> the thing mother friend</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> sometimes<font color="#CCCCCC"> it can get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> quite exciting</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right now</font> sometimes I<font color="#CCCCCC"> think you need</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a bit of</font> theatricality<font color="#E5E5E5"> these guys actually a</font> plant<font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz I saw I believe you know I</font> think this telling jokes<font color="#E5E5E5"> his board I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">think it's much better</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> if</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you get sort</font> of physically assaulted<font color="#CCCCCC"> I think it's a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">good idea and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the drama is still gonna</font> feel<font color="#E5E5E5"> really stressed about this I mean</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's the beauty of the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> theatre right</font> people don't like King Lear they don't want to be where<font color="#E5E5E5"> he stops his either</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right but you know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> great</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it's</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">really visceral it's important right</font> [Music] she's always saying<font color="#E5E5E5"> is my my fault or</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">something</font> you know I can't account for the come to <font color="#CCCCCC">mind you can't flash faster than I do</font> [Laughter] <font color="#CCCCCC">now I feel like I have to kind of write</font> look<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay let's all just take it no no</font> it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> mine</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I fuck</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> believe me I've had worse than</font> that right cuz I'm a menacing cunt<font color="#CCCCCC"> right</font> let's all right<font color="#E5E5E5"> let's all take a big</font> deep intake of breath<font color="#E5E5E5"> right one all</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right it's fine</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and it'll be okay right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">actually a panic attack because popping</font> nasty crystals basement<font color="#E5E5E5"> right we no</font> possibility of<font color="#E5E5E5"> escape in the event</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of a</font> fire right<font color="#E5E5E5"> there</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that's true you should worry about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you worry nobody's hastily erected</font> lighting rigs with condensation creeping down that's more scary<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's fine she's</font> okay<font color="#E5E5E5"> Catherine I'm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> heartbroken on your</font> mouth thing is though right<font color="#CCCCCC"> when you</font> tell people<font color="#CCCCCC"> about this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> will be an</font> interesting<font color="#E5E5E5"> story privately yeah there</font> we go<font color="#E5E5E5"> so you get a good anecdote</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> at my</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">expense</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> thank</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you great right okay okay</font> and now the stranger is offering to<font color="#E5E5E5"> all</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that our Lebrun D around his neck helped</font> the whole experience<font color="#CCCCCC"> has</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> been too</font> stressful so where's the 911<font color="#CCCCCC"> him anyway</font> sorry just talking about<font color="#CCCCCC"> $10,000 the</font> fucking sly there<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I mean no offense</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">but there's no mindful tower here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> think it's a little<font color="#CCCCCC"> crazy</font> [Music] [Applause] [Applause] gee there's no stairs in it or in our house or someone<font color="#CCCCCC"> doesn't how to walk up</font> [Applause] [Music] [Applause] <font color="#E5E5E5">the way she sounds like I was downstairs</font> in<font color="#CCCCCC"> the rec room</font> [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music]
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Keywords: Funny, humor, stand-up comedy (tv genre), comics vs hecklers, comedy junction, stand up comedy, stand up, comedians vs hecklers, comedy scene compilation, clean stand up, best stand up, why do i do this, burr, bill, comedians, stand up special, heckler, heckling, comedy, heckle, owned, owning, heckled, comic, stand up comic, jokes, what now, comics and hecklers, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, bill burr, steve harvey, doug stanhope
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Length: 11min 17sec (677 seconds)
Published: Thu Aug 17 2017
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