Comedians on Morning TV = Awkward & HILARIOUS

you and I should do a movie rush hour for so I'm glad that you're here in Texas for the brief time that the weather's going to be 70 perfect this is like the Golden Age of global warming right before the polar ice caps melt and we all drown you got to enjoy these 70 degrees January days do I am why you can get out that's right you know I was reading a little bit about you and it says that you have a tendency to kind of go with your first thought yeah because reading makes you sleepy that's right my first thought is this is the best week to be here the week before the Super Bowl that is so true for all the horrors flying you know yeah I just want to get up I want to get out of here before that what is true this is like the Oscars for prostitutes okay all right entire week let's remember Rick you baited here alright so we're gonna go back to his favorite subject because what am i saying what am I talking about don't think about what I'm wearing these things are done official okay I'm be distracted what do you think that gesture means the way you're touching that bowl what does that indicate I called the guy black if you could say that he's black yeah I say the black guys cheating and they're like you can't say that I was like why I don't know his name and then I cast name's Wendell I go okay hey Wendell the gay guy says I can't call you the black guy but you're not doing all your burpees I'm sure we can say that no but I was you're the only person ever in the my career here to get that close to my face he really liked it that car you very nice to know so does that mean it doesn't matter well yes yes we all working out those things it doesn't feel like it is no yeah your energy is like it's a little too strong I have a relationship is going really good really yeah how long have you been together four years and its strong it's really straight yeah and she's way better than you so your Christian background is is part of the the shower yes and I wanted to talk to you about Jesus after well the only reason why I bring it up as some people thought maybe you went a little too far you know as far as what well they thought that maybe you were being disrespectful to the Christian religion reason I'm telling you you need to go go oh good lord so did you feel respectful or just you you were just having fun with some of the crucifixes and stuff like that I don't even know what yeah I mean we did maybe two jokes about that yeah exactly don't you think the Catholic Church went a little too far I'm more so than my cartoon and listen couple of jokes I know this is a morning show you can't bring up all those crimes you know what technologists they just sort of kept moving them around you know like those killer whales at SeaWorld that kills a trainer they'll then move it up to Seattle they don't give him their background I am not totally following but I don't know what I'm talking about it's a morning show I understand I know there's a writer's strike going on tell me I was a wardrobe and makeup people out I dated a girl that was so dumb at one time she was literally the dumbest chick she was afraid to eat pizza alone she was afraid she choked and no would be there that's not what made her dumb she literally asked her what time she goes she gonna be a flight attendant she goes does the Concorde is that going to be the sound of this feel like when they when they try can they not hear anything I was like yeah yeah that's right all chalkboards rather ask me please relax because they're so nice Wow bumpy yeah you're on television please no Larry you're looking good baby you're looking good you know that's right during the commercials somebody told me Larry loves Duran Duran this is yet another fact about Larry that is boring boring I heard you how to work hard to lose that Boston act too bad you can't lose the face huh so I want to give you a little quiz a little test all right because you can't look at my script but okay there are some very famous cereal box icons and I want you to be able to look at some of these characters and see if you can determine which cereal it's associated with if you get it right you'll hear this if you get it wrong you'll hear this oh geez okay okay let's look at our first one you're gonna see the monitor down here let's look at our first one okay oh it's behind us sorry that I was behind it yes who's that uncle no it's not although you do resemble him that is for redheads that is a racist symbol right there that's like the Quaker mix guy yeah lucky charms BAM look at that good for you okay one drink one all right new this guy he's him yeah that's the well that's one of the founding fathers who said that all men are created equal as long as they're white right isn't that what it is one of those guys that's not everything there is to do in the world I've had a bucket list I've done it all jumped out of a plane with Rachael Ray fought a bear I was the first person to jump off the stratosphere jumped off the world's tallest stadium in Africa you name it Travel Channel yeah farting impaired was the dumbest thing I ever did I would never do that again you can't now what can I say you make traffic sexy you really do in fact I think I feel some rubber necking in my pants speaker traffic of Val I think I see an accident on top of Robins head I don't look good it's for perimenopausal women I think they look at me and they're like like oh that guy wouldn't cheat on me [Laughter] he's got a life insurance policy it'll be dead in 10 years I can live out my dreams as a young Spanish boy there's a real consciousness thing happened in here no yeah it's called conversational cause you professional fun seeker why respond to somebody who's being negative to you on on Twitter because it's fun somebody told me if a bear ever attacks you all you have to do is pinch his nipples is this true or did you not know that do you know first of all is the most brilliant thing in the world sorry for great you have the softest skin thank you this is our first time meeting I couldn't imagine our next time [Laughter] you can get away by sitting over the head I love this morning shows my favorite I apologize I apologize what do you think anyway I like to plug something I'm just fine just look at me right now all right we're on a TV show I'm at the American comedy complete I'm at the American comedy company all weekend okay and I know you're gonna be there and number two I like to promote my podcast is called Tiger belly and number three I mean a show called love that Judd Apatow produces it's a lot of drugs and I play a guy named Truman and we did the second season so it's gonna be great whenever I play San Diego only to do this show I got my ankle bone kiss Bob Bobby Lee why are you looking at me why are you looking at me why are you staring at me oh my gosh in all the years that I've done interviews are you smell great you

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Id: WlTZUULYL9w

Length: 10min 19sec (619 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 07 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/Trianglemayne]

Bill Burr is an American hero

[u/ImDisruptive]

Man Bart is so fat now....

[u/bonerdonutbonut]

Yo that bobby lee dude was being creepy af and the hosts were clearly not enjoying that

[u/wholovesbevers]

I was ok with it until that fat dude Bart showed up.

[u/eatmyshit]

I miss Greg Giraldo. Fuck he was good.