Famous Comedians VS. Hecklers (Part 5/6)

can I tell you huh you figure life out will you what do I do for a living I get guys for your sister okay [Applause] [Music] don't be a wise guy just remember never [ __ ] around what a comical can't get laid okay because I don't need this you know Chippendales wants me what was that talking about we were pulling our Christmas tree we had no tents we used to wait for grandpa to sneeze it's a funny line don't carry that [ __ ] all right now what do you want your money back fungally got screwed that's it okay I've been through enough of my life I met Santa Claus that was a beauty too I sat in his lap his fly was open what a prison he gave me what can I tell you huh how big is my dick don't you remember I'll tell you what I'll show you how big my dick is move back you kiddy years ago we had a penis transplant it cost me plenty you kidding I'm still paying off that black guy but if the truth be told my dick is four inches what some girls like [Applause] yeah just strap it to the hood of my truck five things to remember when you're dealing with the news do not [ __ ] with me mr. Pacino [ __ ] face I could always tell when that what do you show me your debts like I never seen things let me say one more time come on [Applause] [Music] but cannot do anything to get on TV that's beautiful beautiful girl I bet you've got a bush that would make a chi of Magellan's baby like our bears back that bet they got samples of your Bush in every carpet store in Long Island me about your Bush I'm gonna call it Swamp Thing I better push you so Harry she takes down a pen he's a [ __ ] sing and welcome to the [ __ ] jungle the spotlight on this drug this is like you [Applause] constantly yeah shut the [ __ ] up the Compton [ __ ] to have me barely hanging on like that ponytail you got barely holding on I bet you if I call that [ __ ] I'll pop out I bet [Applause] please long over the New Orleans look like in New Orleans like him like your feet still wet at the bar I think she got a baby that was made in the Superdome okay baby we don't get you a lighter than four you need a bang the phony a look like a Dodge and turbot wait you don't really don't mess with me cuz I don't come down to the bus station to slap the dick out of your mouth when you're working do it [Music] [Applause] I'm sorry ma'am the guy [ __ ] came at me what do you think folks okay as in a kiddie porn for a while this not the cats a lot oh sure you did move or else stupid [ __ ] introduction but you wanna kick one killer mind looking young you know I can still bang high school chicks that's cool that's the last time you did that three weeks ago yeah she's a child [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] what would pull up my pants why don't you pull up my pants come on let's go [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music]

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Id: -4VGELAgHJk

Length: 10min 16sec (616 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 13 2017