Famous Comedians VS. Hecklers (Part 4/5)

because sometimes it's just been an accent we've got a scary answered Scots accent you know [ __ ] with us code if a blind [ __ ] came up to me to do you're looking for trouble Wow absolutely nowhere I will not take you on blind Scottish [ __ ] there you go I've got a Scottish person swearing at me there thank you very much what was that you're a bastard oh that is oh well that's that's erm I don't know if that's the latest word you blur but I certainly know it's the first words that babies learn in Scotland [Music] right now [ __ ] [Applause] people the audience get hostile you don't [ __ ] what's that I wasn't get him to the Greek thank you very much is this the part where you think - this is just a conversation between the two of us it's a strange thing that you're like now start talking here here are the things that I know you from I enjoyed your performance and get him to the Greek I wasn't a fan of How to Train Your Dragon you were okay I was just hypothetically being you I'm not purporting to really know what you feel about the different film projects have been in you've never seen it but you're a fan of it you've seen my comedy central you guys trust me we need to get all this out of the way what is happening there's no other job like this you know where you go on stage or not on stage even but like what if I worked at a law office and I just came in and you're like hey say you in the break room I'll like tell you got that coffee guy saying your cubicle - that's pretty good and I don't really like cubicles I feel like you're a poor man's office and one woman screamed for that and another woman died for that yeah about three weeks ago I met a girl she was real nice and she invited me to her apartment so I went over there and she had the best [ __ ] I have that oh man I'm talking about our cat now that makes me sick right [Music] you can't say anything anymore that people don't take it dirty and I'm sorry that disgusts me that cat was the best [ __ ] I ever hey hey what a treat this was my dream to help the homeless [Applause] like to go get it now potatoes ah pull your ass I didn't ask you in here he's free for crying out loud hey for him Lincoln was a Jew we said free to come on the freedom of it I make fun I make fun of the blacks I make fun of the Jews well not really I'll tell you this I make fun of people Paul Rodriguez a great Mexican kid I swear to God my wife and I were in Mexico City for two weeks never saw the city she kept saying I think it's a salad I said no it's a goddamn tomatoes it's a Tomatoes you know there was it was the waiter you want a burrito how about an enchilada you want an inch a lot of and then the guy toss the salad for crying out loud look at her black brother laughing you son of a gun the one with the blowgun anyway I make fun of the black people without you we'd have no Olympics that's right they're great runners you put a gun on a ranch they can beat a bullet I'll tell you this though laugh and enjoy people that's the main thing I swear to God is that your wife sir Jesus I'll tell you this that's the key no kidding she's a pretty lady what was it a train and I can call you for certain that dude is down [Applause] [Applause] I'll be up here randomly running up at different points as well so [Music] [Applause] [Applause] like three years never like all right you know I got the perfect idea for this December 3rd video the bachelor party on the way you really were able to say simply say [Music] honey and I dress yet yes [Music] if you want a heck on me you win because I have no comebacks I have nothing really to say I never claimed to be clever or talented or witty I came up here to do this because my family is together for the first time in years and we're doing this show together and if you don't like it I'm sorry and I'm sorry if I brought all of you down I came to see a good show I'm trying to do some singing some dancing some some songs with my family and you know it's a variety show so if I brought you down thank you very much for showing me where I'm at I guess I don't really have that much more to do and if you don't want me to continue then I guess I won't [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music]

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Id: euwT35ZrKVc

Length: 9min 22sec (562 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 03 2016