Family Guy Roasting Different Countries

I'm gonna play this really loud tonight to get back at our Armenian Neighbors hey it's like a fun party um Hey listen it's two in the morning uh when is your five-year-old gonna go to sleep soon very soon you want weird food wrapped in weird leaves yeah look I'm guessing there's some kind of soccer match from your home country going on and I get that I do but uh some of us are trying to sleep and I could always deal with the noise but it's the cologne all right I can smell it in my bed and I live two houses from here that's how powerful it is okay that's how powerful it is you like it yeah I kind of like it mission that Australian guy's marriage to his catamaran didgeridoo you take this bout to be your wife or didgeridoo and now if there are any spiders or sausage dinner plates that object to this marriage please speak now or forever hold your peace go get em mate I Now Pronounce You Man and boat [Music] okay Stewie this is favorite Belarusian children book called good night Moon of Chernobyl good night Chernobyl Moon good night radiation house good night melted phone good night glowing milk good night bleeding grandpa's eyes good night two-headed cat good night nobody good night blocks and blocks and blocks of nobody the end next book Everybody Poops blood now Chris this is Brazil before the invention of the soccer ball oh oh hey there you having some car troubles eh yeah we're trying to get to the North Pole I don't suppose you're from AAA are you oh Triple A you know AAA hey I just came from me yeah that's what I said hey that's what you are with triple A oh no that's a-a-a I just came from AAA huh let's do it I think it's just a drunk but drunk or not can you help us I can if you want to join hey hey I'm already a member of AAA I need help with the car oh I see yeah looks like you got some water leakage you might need a hose eh Jose Roberto whatever if you've got some Latinos up here that can fix cars that'd be great no I mean it looks like you need a party well yeah when it's fixed we can celebrate but let's deal with first things first well I can probably take you to a gas station eh you have cashier I don't know my name carries a little weight but I don't see how that matters here look we don't have enough cash to fix the car and we're kind of on our way to the North Pole oh a car won't take you there anyway but if you like you can take my snowmobile really you just give it to us oh sure that's what Canadian hospitality is all about if you like you can have all my money in my leg okay [Music] why do we take his leg and we're in there country Brian we have to observe their customs oh damn I say I seem to have sewn a shoe to my hair may I go to the nurse replace him faster I grew up working in the tobacco Fields outside of Havana that's where I learned to play baseball our myths were made of cigars some of them still going ah all right all right I caught it at night I drove a cab we all had to drive huge cars there I was just a regular young man wearing pants that went above my belly button pull your pants up [Music] when I was nine my father took me to my first baseball game Fidel Castro was there to throw out the first pitch he was wearing the same outfit as always later we would find out he had a fashion disease known as chronic fatigue syndrome we would write more jokes about him but our dum-dum writers only know what he looks like [Music] [Applause] we all worship Che Guevara although none of us really knew what side he was on thank you but we knew he'd make a great poster in college dorm rooms someday these are delicious what's the secret ingredient what oh oh you thought no no no no spoogesicum it's a sugar substitute from the Czech Republic that's right spojizzicum like my 14th century ancestor king of Denmark Griffin more wine more women more table hahaha I'm having a heart attack is anyone at the table a doctor I am to be a hurry run but the very far away doctor couldn't make it in time and that's why here in Denmark we have very small tables I don't want to spend my weekend doing chores you know Chris a little hard work can do wonders just look at how they built the pyramids they say all peoples must go through some hard times where we Jews are getting us out of the way early from here on out it's gonna be nothing but smooth sailing ah your kids are gonna love this England has such a rich Heritage of great theater Clemson [Music] see Roger the boogly all right Joe you are gonna be happier than bullfrogs on vacation in Ethiopia oh this is fantastic this is even better than they said it was in the brochure ah yeah I feel like a pig but come on we're on vacation exactly don't hate yourself we're on vacation right yeah I hear Madonna's raising this guy's kid time to gather up our old cords and charges that no longer work and throw them in the garbage we can't do that don't you know a lot of discarded Electronics end up in the ocean and kill sea turtles well then let's cut out the middleman I'm sorry there's a new phone that was cool I got to go to Fiji for that they got a ton of turtles there you can kill them nobody cares next I want you to fly to France and tell French people that a good looking depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie a good looking depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie and your sirens sound like gay guys having a threesome oh here's a pretty flag which country is this that's the gay flag ah Grace yes well if they want to make me into a monster like those people we'll give them a monster like when Godzilla attacked Haiti [Music] oh my God [Music] ah India the most spiritual country in the world [Music] God is not here [Music] for Chris it's important you'll learn about your Irish heritage ancient archaeological evidence indicates that Ireland was a much different place before the discovery of alcohol most experts believe it was something like this gentlemen today we are populations of pure energy absolutely hey Michael McLeod's just invented a new kind of Beverage in his basement hmm whiskey [Applause] [Music] all right what better place to find God than the birthplace of all of Western civilization's great religions and one really mean one I had a feeling this is what this place would be like oh God who gets married oh look Joe's feeding them pennies somebody take a picture can't believe we didn't find God in Jerusalem well we'll have to keep looking oh here's our bus to the airport wow that was super loud hey Peter what's a you rush I got the most beautiful woman in the world at home and I have no one to keep her waiting evangelo blame me a tune pretty [Music] ah Italy it's 9 A.M and I've already kissed eight guys twice why are you looking at the other babies huh why are you making me do it at the ruperto I don't want to do that Peter I know you'll love it here but riding your bike around town isn't paying the bills and the kids aren't learning anything at that Italian school look at these that big ones is this calculus I don't know I think maybe it's time to go back to our real home and Quahog but I thought you loved Italy an Italian Peter and Southern Italian Peter olive oil is this a Japanese thing no Chinese the Japanese have a whole other thing going on hey you want to see a movie nah we're Japanese let's go watch a school girl bang an octopus yeah feel good oh we're not laughing at you we're laughing at Griffin's shoes why what's wrong with them I don't even know what those are what's teslick I'm not sure but my mom says they're very popular with Latvian athletes running throwing lifting big things first leak that's all right with me man it's you sold separate but I want you to know I'm very skeptical about this whole thing oh that's okay listen I was skeptical about traveling to Mexico I took one step outside the resort our top story Channel 5 news anchor Tom Tucker has a meltdown at a local comedy club look at you you fat gross Moroccans with your ooga booga food I don't even know why it's called Nepal the mountains look like nipples well you can't just call a country nipples what about Nepal oh I like that ah shocker God gets it right no wait let me get this straight none of you guys has ever heard of Bono he says he knows you Daddy what the what the horn you throw Peter in jail hey pumpkin welcome whatever tell them you have a clitoris yeah they told me that at the embassy look this is gonna sound racist but stop no no hear me out it's just stop all I'm saying is stop it's just stop Norwegians can't dance oh that's actually not as bad as I thought it would be [Music] it is clear really he has not seen me dance around the scan Century on July often for true yeah yeah we can do hopping like lutefisk in the Almond pot Family Guy we googled Norway for this joke I say we're on quite a run we blew up the Great Wall of China bombed the Eiffel Tower and look at this note I sent off dear Pakistan up yours love India let's see what happens they did not need much this thing is worthless like my Palestinian alarm clock Akbar we'll be a better team than the Warsaw Globetrotters [Music] give to my friend spin on finger two rotations dream about window put away basketball goal to work in calcium mine man Russia has the hottest and ugliest women in the world all tens and ones wow whoa wow whoa wow whoa whoa ah I'm a whoa come on let's head home before story gets hurt like fuzzy bear when he went to Saudi Arabia ah it's good to worship Allah because I used to worship summer Waka Waka oh I once know a guy who was so Arab how Arab was he ah he was so Arab that everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all oh Matthew what are you doing don't be hanging around that old man his crazy inventions are just gonna get you into trouble oh don't gain the DeLorean they just told me it's a time machine oh now you're gonna go back to the 50s and [ __ ] up your parents lives and you know that if you're using your brain but you're not are you you're not using your brain oh don't go into that spaceship you stupid bastards Ricardo model buns in there and he's got little boobs and he's gonna put the boogs in your ears and you're gonna go crazy oh don't be stupid you dumb oh there's a goddamn mobile with his boobs no you see he's putting the books in your ears he's gonna go crazy and he got no other blame but yourself because you're not using your brain oh Andy don't go down into the laundry room by yourself you know those other guys are down there waiting for you and they're gonna rape you in your boom Oh get out of there wise oh there they are they gonna rape you oh see that's why I told you to get out of there oh you're getting raped in your boom Oh your boom's gonna be sore now oh you're not using your brain yeah where's Peter oh he went to get plastic surgery he did yeah Korea is the plastic surgery capital of the world nobody here thinks you look good unless you have big round eyes and a tiny little nose and Chin hey guys Peter are you all right you know what I feel good I feel like I want to giggle behind my hand at a lot of things and hold but not eat a big ice cream cone Quagmire what what are you doing here you don't have kids don't be so sure Brian I've slept with chicks all over the world who knows I could have kids in their 20s is principal Shepherd we were so surprised to get your call what's going on Mrs Griffin Meg and Chris were caught cheating what yes they had the Lost Boys of the Sudan standing in for them in gym class nice block Griffin Nice Shot other Griffin this is terrible what do you think about this Pete huh bad very bad I don't know you guys we'll be as out of place there as a black guy in Sweden [Music] blackened sippin yeah black and sippin we're gonna build a new settlement we'll have a Happy New Life and we'll have equal rights for all except blacks Asians Hispanics Jews gays women Muslims um everybody who's not a white man and I mean white white so no Italians no polish just people from Ireland England and Scotland but only certain parts of Scotland an island just full-blooded whites now you know what not even whites nobody gets any rights America I don't know Lois going to Cleveland's house where someone else living there just seems weird like when I knew Pope moves into the Vatican hi I don't know who to complain to about this but I'm still getting xvii's mail yeah no no he's not here anymore this is XXIV yeah no I don't need Newsweek no I don't need National Geographic oh you know no yeah no we'll hang on to Boys Life and there's the Vietnam War Memorial hey check out that Vietnamese guy given a business to those Vietnam vetch scoreboard scoreboard ah what happened to your friend hey I know that guy I kill him he'd cry like a [ __ ] Vietnam undefeated

Channel: BOB ROSS

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Length: 17min 29sec (1049 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 23 2023