Office PRANKS that make me audibly burst out laughing

everyone has called me Dwayne all day I think Jim Halpert paid them to yes five bucks each and it was totally worth it I found Dwight's wallet in the parking lot oh my God what are we going to do I don't know I don't know I don't know what the best place uh do we tear everything up or do we buy a horse on the internet I mean I don't know what to do what do you think I know I I know what to do okay what okay put everything back exactly how you found it okay hey Dwight Jim and I found your wallet in the parking lot what did you do to it nothing what did you do to it Dwight I swear we didn't do anything nice try cancel card cancel [Music] card can so I expect to do very well tonight I have an acute ability to read people Jim for instance has a huge tell when he gets a good hand he coughs uh I will raise thanks it's the weirdest thing every time I cough he folds you wrote down those fake diseases didn't you no was that the hard way I know you did then why are you wasting everybody else's time well because I want to know who wrote those diseases down I want you to write something down okay I Jim Halper committed Health Care fraudulence wait one second cuz that sounds really good is Jack Ass one word or two [Music] he looks happy yep well well well H boss for what was it oh 4 and a half hours new record low previous record Henry Roston boss for 9 years four months and he only left because he had Family Matters to attend to and he what Michael six no that is unacceptable okay Jim you are the number two in this office you need to step up and show some leadership I'm sorry what did you say so weird what what's so weird the bat I mean I know I felt it bite me but look there's no Mark I feel so tingly so strangely powerful but Jim this garlic bread is cold what no it burned me I bizarre hey Jim here's the aspirin you wanted oh thank God there such a headache from that glare what glare the glare off Angela's crucifix it's blinding I don't have a lot of experience with vampires but I have hunted werewolves I shot one once but by the time I got to it it had turned back into my neighbor's dog so you're cool to just wait here for animal control Animal Control I've been controlling animals since I was six cool okay I'm going to go home and lie down draw the shades there's just so much sun in here bye Dwight goodbye Jim and good luck Jim is on a path now an eternal Journey a game of skill it is a game of chance I could always kind of win it rette oh really mhm yeah how would you do that mind control you can't be serious are you serious ever since I was a little kid like eight or nine I could sort of control things with my mind I don't believe you continue it was just little things you know like I could make something shake or I could make a marble fall off the counter you know just little things that's ridiculous you know what uh why don't you move that coat rack excuse me everyone attention in the office please Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence go ahead okay I'll try oh my God last week I may have gone too far I'll explain it quickly basically I found out where he gets his clothes dry clean custom ordered the same suit made with te away bcro and you can film the rest what damn it Jim now he's trying to get me to bring my children into work I think it's fair to be cautious why do you keep reading that Garden Party book I mean how hard are finger sandwiches and tea there's so much more to it than that I've been wanting Fruit Farms to break into the high-end event hosting industry for some time and this party is a great opportunity plus I've got a secret weapon only one copy in the world and some sucker on the internet sold it to me for $2 [Laughter] [Music] I'm actually really disappointed in how poorly my book is doing I've only sold one copy uh yeah I just got my replacement credit card do you want the number oh it's uh 4793 0032 3313 the security code is 927 okay great thank you very much bye so Dwight did take the bait he used my credit card numbers to send a $200 bouquet of flowers to my wife from [Laughter] me for the past few months I've been sending Dwight letters from the CIA are you serious they're considering for a top secret mission there's his application and this is where I made him list every secret he promised he'd never ever tell last year my boss Michael Scott took a day off cuz he said he had pneumonia but really he was leaving early to go to magic Camp wow so here's the gift you get to decide what his top secret mission is sorry I didn't RP it oh you know what sorry I forgot to tell you I intercepted a transmission earlier and it seems that the CIA is going to need towi down in their headquarters at Langley for training and an ice cream social with the other agents we should get him a bus ticket to make his trip easier oh no that would be very big gu it cost $75 well maybe the CIA could send a helicopter what the you have been compromised abort Mission destroy phone destroy fall bam okay now I've tried everything did you prank Dwight no well you like that yeah it's not as fun if I'm not blowing off work I love you but I'm kind of busy so I need you to figure this one out on your own oo nice wasting time here we go hey back off it's solitire Hey kid here you're looking for work talk to me how far can you reach those lovely long arms hers yeah put them now how long can you hold that pretty little breath of yours good hey Jim are you distracting these people we're working the moment Darla put the cupcake in her mouth her daddy pulled her aside and said you're too fat no one's going to like you if you're too fat next time I saw David geffin was at the Buffalo Club I love you you gay bastard I said you gay bastard I gay gay G Lewis now listen here Gabe you're too fat no one's going to like you if you're too fat I made some changes to my book see if you like them what now I love reading and I hate being interrupted shut up and listen you gay bastard chapter one I was born not into luxury nor poverty but into adversity and for that I thank the Lord my father was a man that's all we can know after I learned to ride a bike there was no stopping me I would ride up Magnolia Street and down to Zia Lane which would later become my paper all right good night gab I just wanted to say thanks again cuz I really think I made good use of my deck whereever I wanted I have always been a fighter damn it okay hold on hold on judg is in session what is the problem here he put my stuff in Jello-O again what's this looks like a red wire oh I wasn't here before was a computer do I I mean computers have wires yours doesn't doesn't it no it's going in a different direction than the other wires but I'm really busy I can't talk about this anymore why just shut [Music] I got 500 ft of red wire at a flea market up by Dore high school 20 bucks for the whole spool crazy what a deal oh he'll be fine I made it up there what is this happy h days way but do not open it till Christmas you're were so pathetic how long did this take you 3 hours 5 minutes actually I am a black belt and GI wrapping yeah no such thing they don't give out black belts for things that are stupid well I hope it was worth it cuz I'm going to take it apart in about 5 minutes I think I'll take you a little bit longer than that really if I can skin a mule deer in less than 10 minutes I ought to be able to cut my Michael what is Dwight abetes it's awful the problem Jim m is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with all this ridiculous stuff count choculitis sounds tough why did you write that down Jim is it because you know I love count chocula do you I think you need to confess the fact yep that what are you doing what those are my keys good luck what Jim damn it no Jim let me out Jim let the light gray the green stop it stop what you're talking about me and mors code you know what jokes on you cuz I know Morse code ha yeah that's what we're doing in our very limited free time and with our very limited budget we went and got a nanny and then we went out and took a class on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you yep that's exactly what we did it all started when Dwight was tapping his foot against the leg of his desk when I asked him to stop he said I will when you lose the baby weight very well I must have imagined it I apologize Detonator Jim are you clicking a Detonator it's a pen he said there's a Detonator in here oh okay that is totally not true you right y wait he he just coughed not in Morse code so he said that's not not true that's a double negative the only Morse code I know is J Morse code ABF always be funny Michael come on get back to work twice please hey tap away it's kind of blurry that's better last week I was in a drugstore and I saw these glasses uh $4 and it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the Ensemble and that's a grand total of $11 question what kind of bear is best that's a ridiculous question false black bear well that's debatable there are basically two schools of thought fact bears eat beats oh Bears beats batt Star Galactica bears do not what is going on what are you doing you know what imitation is the most sincere form of flattery so I thank you identity theft is not a joke Jim millions of families suffer every year Michael oh that's funny Michael where is my desk that is weird this is not funny this is totally unprofessional okay well you're the one who lost the desk I didn't lose lo my desk hey calm down where was the last place you saw okay who moved my desk I am going to tell Michael and this entire office will be punished colder warmer warmer warmer warmer cold cold cold back up hot red hot hot very hot Dwight shud hi Dwight um what sort of discounts are we giving on the 20 PB white Bond jim I've given you this information like 20 times I know hey hey who are you faxing so early in the morning oh um kind of hard to explain I don't have a ton of contact with this Granton Branch but before I left I took a box of Dwight stationary so from time to time I send Dwight faxes from himself from the future Dwight at 8: a.m. today someone poisons the coffee do not drink the coffee more instructions will follow cordially future Dwight no you'll thank me later I guess everything's okay Toby why don't you open your present no no no no no no no this hey hey hey hey this might not be what I think that I don't even know is in there because there a lot of presents in my car and I don't know which is which suck on this what the hell is that Michael that's what do you mean Michael that's not even my handwriting hey what the hell is going on here who thought it would be hysterical to give Toby a rock for his going away gift you did no you made me rap it I thought it was over the line I just okay this is slander Miss Black slander I say I dare you to produce one credible Source about this well as it happens we have with us the foreman of your Upstate New York paper mill Sandra mck Sandra Mick good afternoon Iris it's a pleasure I'll get straight to the point is your paper toxic no the paper is not toxic thank you Sandra unless it's exposed to oxygen then it becomes extremely toxic do not listen to her this employee is obviously disgruntled what the heck is going on the stock price is plummeting are you going to get control of the message or do I have to send in someone who understands the me get out of here more on py uh excuse me Mr Droid who are you talking to uh no one [Music] for [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 20min 0sec (1200 seconds)

Published: Wed May 08 2024