When "ROADMEN" Meets REAL Gangsters (COMPILATION) Part 1

where are the governors yeah maybe looking for a bunch of old [ __ ] who like to call themselves the governors you seen them no governors in here sir only me yeah is that right who are you i think you know who i am no i'll give up who are you i reckon my name's strong lando no not really you got any idea are you boys r18 now aren't you [ __ ] oh all right outside you fancy i'm right no it's just i don't tend to rule with the foot soldiers whatever crack at your boss mitch right they left 20 years ago lives miles out i don't know where so good luck with that well it's pretty much impossible to lose people these days you're not out of the internet out of course you haven't it's like a time warp in here this used to be the most feared pub in london now looks like a badly decorated job center do you send me get out i think i might buy a plan bag off son the goblins are extinct but for the record if they were still about you're exactly the kind of delinquent that they'd string up for fun is that right yeah well you know what granddad i'm a little [ __ ] off with a tone everyone's taking with me in there i came down to ask some simple questions in truth i came here in peace to show my respect well leave and it can stay that way but if you don't i'll be forced to give you a little hide in myself i'm not joking [ __ ] you know who's this the walking dead your time's long gone old man sit down shut up oh wankers oh great another [ __ ] was a fetish for asian girls god they're good so old oh [ __ ] what's your name girl okay it's take a crude overly obvious come on to every woman who walks past and cram it that's my name who do you think you're talking to who does it look like you think you're real funny don't you huh [ __ ] ain't she tough what you gonna hit me now that pretty much complete the picture you need to keep your [ __ ] on the leash huh put a choke chain on that home and yank that mama of course right to the stereotype thesaurus oh yeah call me hort and a [ __ ] in the same sentence this is crazy i like them like that let's take this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Music] over there the [ __ ] you looking at old man huh what the hell he spooks up to spooks you better get your ass on hunky while i still let you that's right ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have [ __ ] with that's me you [ __ ] crazy man get out of here man but once you get your ass up out of here before i kick your old wrinkly white ass [ __ ] what's wrong with him man what [ __ ] what [ __ ] come on now shut your [ __ ] face [ __ ] don't listen to you now get in the truck don't get the truckers where'd it go old man shut up [ __ ] what is all this bro [ __ ] anyway i want to be super spayed or something these guys don't want to be your bro and i don't blame them now get your old fade paddy ass on down the road take care now you too oh yeah we're gonna need those phones [ __ ] clean that up [Music] oh [Music] we huh huh now look back off you couldn't back up a phone you [ __ ] bruh this guy's trying to take my phone what [ __ ] dude [ __ ] up you know christopher are you gonna tweet you one out of this one mate easy lots i'm sure you're all roared men gangsters proper naughty boys and all that bollocks but i come in peace i'm not trying to steal it i'm trying to buy it for good money honest money yeah when this one how much a full back then i'll be gone like the darkness at dawn how about you give us that bag and be gone anyway stop [ __ ] around [ __ ] give me the phone and take the money drop the [ __ ] money and run boy right [Music] now put the phone on the ground [Music] oh [Music] hang on a second let's go go down and change the barrel rich ron the richardsons were unexpectedly engaged so we're to look after you oh sure um landlord's going to change the barrel for me thanks you don't mind if i pull myself apart yeah what is that yeah what'd you think puff it's a [ __ ] tool no it's not it's a [ __ ] rolling pin fanny craddock what are you doing with that you'll bake me a cake and sing me a song watch me like me [ __ ] candles i come here for a [ __ ] shootout right a proper shootout with some proper men like colonel custer geronimo have you ever heard of him no because you were too busy in your penny making [ __ ] furry cakes wouldn't you which this lot of [ __ ] nonsense to a man they're [ __ ] nonsense get me [ __ ] your way go get up go the [ __ ] off call yourself a [ __ ] gangster shoot out right it's a [ __ ] shootout like a west [Music] wankers [ __ ] embarrassing wasting my side [ __ ] waste of our time oh your brother's done a runner uh he's just genuinely disappointed with it that's all look at that for the ryan that is it takes a while that does you know to settle well charlie richardson said where to knock the granny out of you reg oh yeah he did did he that's good of him right listen when you see him next you tell him for me yeah that i say [ __ ] charlie right and [ __ ] his brother yeah [ __ ] that fat georgie cornell that hangs out with him [ __ ] your face yeah yeah i [ __ ] the [ __ ] like you as well what do you think that hey you like that hmm you won't mind if i fight that will yeah well you think you could manage it ah it's not this morning you've tried really to be honest i'm not going to fight fair though so i brought these all right now before we start i've got a little joke for you you love this one paranoid schizophrenic he walks into a bar [Music] um [Music] [Music] [Music] i just smell a wee in here the [ __ ] is this joke man don't stand near me son you got your mouthwash muddled up with cat piss take two steps back and wait your turn the only thing you can wet your underpants soon now back two steps now if you're gonna stop stab trigger don't you know dance what are you just like a four top strip your act or something the four skins the redskins here come the indians bit of the old northern soul is it boys putting the gay back in marvin gaye i'm on fire over here come on i need some back and forth come on what do you got for me what do you got for me now make it quick make it funny [ __ ] you chase that's disappointing no no not that go again go again now make it sure cut me with it [ __ ] damn that [ __ ] dude you are embarrassing yourself here lads kids stab girls shoot boys punch we're on us fight with our heads that's where the real battle is up here in the grave now wake up lads life's quick you're slow no it's hard enough on top come on down the gym we'll see what we can do just hang on are you the coach coach ernie ernie what is it balls in the back of the net we've rung the belly

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Length: 14min 47sec (887 seconds)

Published: Thu May 12 2022