♪♪ <i> [audience cheering]</i> Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen. My name is
Dr. Hannibal Lecter. I've gathered you all
here tonight because I desired to host
a dinner party with the most notorious
movie villains of all time. So please introduce yourselves and enjoy the fava beans. [inhaling noise] <i> [audience laughter]</i> Hi, I'm Norman Bates. Homicidal hotel manager
from Psycho. Hans Gruber, international German
terrorist from Die Hard. Samara Morgan, fanciful child
ghost from the Ring. Um, hello. I'm Neil Miller, stepdad from
Disney's The Santa Clause. <i> [audience laughs and cheers]</i> It's truly an honor
to meet you Herr<i> Neil.</i> I feel like
I don't belong here. Evil and humble. Remarkable. Have any of you actually seen
The Santa Clause? Yeah, he's right, he doesn't
belong here. Thank you. Norman:<i> He's</i> too evil. Think about what you're
saying, Norman. I'm just a boring
family therapist. There he goes again
with the mind games. Just like he did
to his stepson Charlie. You tried to ruin
Santa Claus, Neil. That is a line
no one should cross. I know what you eat. I don't eat their dreams. What are you going to do
next, Neil? Tell the German kids Krampus
isn't real? Can I trade places
with someone? Neil is very intimidating. He's like the
Beyonce of sin. You know, I watched
The Santa Clause with my mom, and she was so shocked, she just sat there
like she was dead. She is d-- you know what? All I did was help Charlie
confront an important truth. [Samara crying] What the heck, Neil? Samara is only
eight years old! She's killed hundreds of people. She's a kid, Neil. Kids do dumb things. <i> [audience laughing]</i> How many kids have done<i>
that</i> dumb thing? Wha-- [sigh] <i> [audience laughs]</i> Okay, this is
a skewed demographic. Neil doesn't understand children because he was born
a middle-aged cynic. Oh, shut up, you terrorist. I'd rather be a terrorist
than a therapist. <i> [audience laughs]</i> Hannibal:<i> You're very</i> quick
to pass judgement, Neil. But I say, let he who hath not ruined
the magic of Christmas cast the first stone. Wha-- what? Ow! You know what? I'm glad I told Charlie
what I did. Because Santa-- Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! He's real! Santa: I've got some good
presents for you scallywags. Oh, a bomb for Hans. <i> There we go.</i> Just as I had requested. A VCR cassette
for little Samara. Nobody watch that. Santa: A nice new dress
for Norman's mother. Oh, I love it. I mean, she'll love it! And a nice bottle of Chianti
for Cannibal. It's Hannibal--it's fine. Santa: But I've got the
perfect gift for you, Neil. [gasp] My weenie whistle. You remembered. You're the worst, Neil! Merry Christmas to all,
and to all a goodnight. Bye, Santa! See you in seven days. <i> For you.</i> <i> [audience cheers]</i> Hey guys! Thank you so much
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on the five people you would like to have dinner
with the most. Jeremy, top five. Harry Styles, Zayn Malik,
Louis Tomlinson, the cute one, and the other guy that's
moderately handsome.
