I'm Not a Liar

♪♪ >>BUENOS DIAS, DOCTOR CARTER. >>WHA- WHAT'S GOING ON? WHERE AM I? >>NEVERMIND THAT. BUT IF YOU EVER WANT TO GO HOME AGAIN, YOU WILL ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS. >>QUESTIONS? I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. [BUZZING] >>IS THAT A LIE DETECTOR? >>YES. AND I ASSUME YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS? >>YES. [BUZZING] >>KIND OF. [BUZZING] >>I THINK I GET IT NOW, BUT WHY ME? I'M JUST A THERAPIST- >>THERAPIST? YES, APPARENTLY ONE OF YOUR CLIENTS HAS SHARED SOME PRIVILEGED INFORMATION WITH YOU. >>[LAUGHS] NO. [BUZZING] >>OKAY, YEAH. KAREN FLEMING ONCE USED HER BOSS' TOUPEE TO CLEAN UP SOME MUSTARD IN THE BREAK ROOM- ON ACCIDENT. [BUZZING] >>I'M SORRY KAREN. [BUZZING] >>DO I NOT HAVE A CONSCIENCE? >>DID CHRISTOPHER WALLACE SMUGGLE HIMSELF INTO THE VENEZUELA THREE MONTHS AGO? [BUZZING] >>WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT LYING TO ME? >>NO. [BUZZING] >>AH! ALL RIGHT, ANSWER THE QUESTION! >>I CAN'T. [BUZZING] >>I WON'T. [BUZZING] >>OKAY, WELL I SHOULDN'T. SO HA! WELL, YEAH. I'M JUST GOING TO ZIP MY LIPS AND NOT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE LYING- [BUZZING] >>ABOUT CLIENTS- [BUZZING] >>TO STRANGERS- [BUZZING] >>[SIGHS] >>-SO THERE'S THIS THING CALLED DOCTOR PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY AND I NEVER BREAK IT- [BUZZING] >>-INTENTIONALLY! [BUZZING] >>OKAY, SO I TELL MY DOG EVERYTHING AND SOMETIMES THE PEOPLE AT PET SMART OVER HEAR. IT'S NOT A CRIME! [BUZZING] >>IT IS HUGE A CRIME! I KNEW THAT! >>DID CHRISTOPHER WALLACE INFILTRATE THE VENEZUELAN GOVERNMENT? >>OH PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME. I HAVE A FAMILY. [BUZZING] >>OKAY, I ADMIT, I AM SINGLE, BUT I STILL HAVE A LOT TO LIVE FOR. [BUZZING] >>UH, THIS IS MAKING ME SAD. >>YOU HAVE UNTIL THE COUNT OF FIVE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION. ONE- >>OKAY! I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH- [BUZZING] >>THAT DIDN'T WORK. >>TWO! >>YOU KNOW, CHRIS MAYBE DIDN'T NOT NOT NOT GO TO VENEZUELAN COUNTRIES AND MAYBE DIDN'T NOT NOT NOT NOT... [BUZZING] >>THREE! >>OH, WHY CAN'T I OUTSMART YOU? I AM A DOCTOR. [BUZZING] >>AH! I AM! I HAVE A CURRENT MEDICAL LICENSE. [BUZZING] >>YES, I KNEW YOU WOULD BUZZ THAT TIME! >>FOUR! >>AH! >>FIVE! >>YES! OKAY? YES! HE WENT TO VENEZUELA, PLANTED SOME SPY EQUIPMENT AND MET A GREAT GIRL NAMED MARIA. SHE'S BLONDE AND- [BUZZING] >>-BRUNETTE. I DON'T KNOW WHY I LIED. >>GRACIAS FOR YOUR HELP DOCTOR CARTER, BUT I'M AFRAID THAT THIS IS GOODBYE! >>BUT NO! PLEASE! >>[LAUGHTER] >>DOCTOR CARTER! >>WHAT? HEY! >>SORRY YOU GOT WRAPPED UP IN ALL THIS DOCTOR CARTER. >>OH NO, THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME. >>YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM ANYTHING ABOUT VENEZUELA DID YOU? >>WHAT? UM, NOPE. [BUZZING] >>CLEARLY I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS THING WORKS. >>HEY! THANKS FOR WATCHING EVERYONE! A LOT OF PEOPLE WORKED REALLY HARD ON THIS SKETCH! [BUZZING] >>WELL, SOME PEOPLE WORKED REALLY HARD ON THIS SKETCH. [BUZZING] >>I WORKED- [BUZZING] >>I DID MY BEST. [BUZZING] >>WATCH OUR OTHER VIDEOS AND COMMENT BELOW ON THE BIGGEST LIE YOU EVER TOLD AND YOUR PARENTS WILL NEVER SEE IT. [BUZZING] >>DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE.

Channel: Studio C

Views: 3,841,538

Rating: 4.9538178 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, I'm Not a Liar - Studio C, liar, lies, lie detector, hostage, kidnap, telling lies, telling a lie, warfare, government secrets, Adam Berg, Jason Gray, James Perry

Id: _3HmZMOIEkc

Length: 4min 2sec (242 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 25 2016