Everything Wrong With Loki - "Journey Into Mystery"

i really love how weird marvel went with her fantastic forecasting i wonder who the alligator's playing choosing to open your show with a nausea inducing shot do you want me to paint the screen with my bowl of lucky charms i just scarfed down marvel because this is how you get ants i mean lucky charms vomit look carms mitt also there's a great amount of transitory effort put into this opening sequence and it makes you feel like something important is about to happen but it's just that cleverly repackaged previously on that points a glaring arrow at the insane convenience of loki's introduction in the void in its variant loki inhabitants what is this place where are we who are you this is the void that's goliath and where his lunch come on richard e grand exposition is the best exposition it's clear to the point and concise but every time i see richard e grant i'm reminded that not enough people love hudson hawk so also i wonder how anyone knows the monster's name is eliath it's not like it stops for a chat to introduce itself before annihilating time junk this is it isn't it this is where you dragged me after you stole my life yes but can we back up a smidge and discuss how they arrived at this place maybe we could have forgotten that last week's episode ended with sylvian rinslayer down in the timekeeper's lair but you just reminded us of it in the previously awning a moment ago so sylvie's hair should be wet and you both should be on that set and not this set i can help you if you trust me and despite all reasons sylvia offers up a tim pat as a symbol of her trust even though rinslayer never asked for it and certainly hasn't done anything to earn it but we gotta get the show going folks only one more episode left i'd like to suggest we take a quick breather so i can ask several thousand questions so i'm gonna keep moving so we don't die meaning these new loki's were on their daily keep moving stroll through the massive not nyc earlier and just happened upon our loki tv are dicks sending people out there into the whatever verse with no tread on their shoes why do you wear the horns kid loki is not wearing horns he's wearing what could be best described as feathers classic loki is wearing horns but arloki isn't speaking to him i would say i'm confused but that would infer i care at all about this storyline and or this show and i do not i killed full kids oh look it's yellowjacket helmet and weathertop what does it all mean also i'd like to take a moment of silence for all the marvel fans who've had to watch this episode 90 times in order to find and research all the easter eggs in this one episode it's like the writers realize that they could run through the comic book buffet and scoop a little bit of everything onto their tray some of it's obvious like throg here some things need a more keen eye i honor you all with this silence in in the time that none of us will be able to retrieve after going down all the easter egg timelines so why did you want to return to the tda so badly anyway better question how is this underground bowling bunker getting power supply from anywhere we know where you hide actual footage of me attempting to have bathroom alone time somehow makes its way into the episode well except with a smartphone and a plunger so everything she's holding is taken to the void but not the weapon that saps her how does that work holy sh if you drink an alcoholic beverage you risk pregnancy i mean obviously the writers drank too much roxy wine before writing the government warning and meant to say that drinking alcohol while pregnant causes issues or maybe in the pruned roxy versus drinking alcohol does cause pregnancy is this an easter egg a clue damn it mcu tell me your story loki nobody wants to hear about that he's not wrong although i may be willing to listen to a story if it includes the part about how his costume design evolved to this after kermit in a dueser merged design houses polybius perverts play by producing psychoactive permutations purposely placed by pandering policy poo faces who push psychological programs without punishment allegedly have any of you met a woman variant of us sounds terrifying that's racist i'm gonna kill elias and i could use all the help i could get character gives a rousing speech and it seems like everyone listening is invested but after it's over they all burst out in laughter cliche loki was told early on that there have been multiple variant loki's and no two are alike so why are there others that look like tom hiddleston well all the loki's have different strengths as far as the powers are concerned they all appear to act about the same so what else could no two alike mean other than appearance opting to break glass rather than climb through the hole immediately above your head having to waste my time looking up whether or not skinny's pizza was an easter egg and even if it was it's most likely a car's reference since lightning mcqueen is driving the car so this thing can be for wasting time on pointless research or having to watch a car's reference i'm giving two because i'm annoyed oh look a working car driven by mobius with enough gas and off-road abilities to easily drive here right on time to save sylvie mad moby is fury road how exactly can one loki name another loki despite them being essentially the same being how do you bite the hand off of a god so illusion kadoki throws illusion aligoki on numaboki and what i find most interesting is that aluja alagoki seems to tackle maboki with ferocity and substance so is the alligator an illusion is it real it seems very real which is exciting because whatever kermoki does with his power should literally hold up and not crumble approaching goliath is a death sentence we'll get you to it but that's as far as we go how is that helpful loki can find goliath just as easily as these other two can this show is making it hard to root for a character played by richard e [ __ ] grant and i watched a little vampire because of him the little vampire i guess when you think the ends justify the means there's not much you won't do politics what does loki need a blanket for he was birthed by frost giants one thing he should never get is cold tell you what you could conjure me a new outfit you have no idea how uncomfortable something like this is so don't wear it i don't even know what we're doing great that makes two of us skip conjuring a communal blanket for someone without explicit consent and i think if i can get close enough to it i can enchant it and it's going to take me to whoever's behind all of this this works go kermoki go do some badass mustard diaper we are here for it with that being said if he has this kind of juice in him why would he wait until now to use it this would have been super helpful back at the game of thrones i think we're stronger than we realized oh how i love marvel in their blah blah blah approach to answering important questions i don't know how you do because we're the same much of the premise of this show has been no two loki's are alike and now it's betting that all loki's have the ability to do anything that their variant persons can do problem is though that even the loki's themselves seem to forget their existing powers for example our loki is already enchanted and kermoki should walk through a portal and escape eliath you'll understand if i don't come out from the shadows my identity will be safest if you never see my face when a shark tank so for those reasons i'm out you said it's a living thing you said it's a shock i find him for three but i'll catch him and kill him for 10. well life's a beach and then you drive [Music] you'll never find them not before she does and why is that you only want it she needs it that doesn't make sense

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Length: 7min 13sec (433 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 25 2021