Loki Pitch Meeting

[Music] so you have a loki tv show for me yes sir i do so we're gonna pick up right from that scene in avengers end game right where loki grabs the tesseract during the battle of new york okay and so he's gonna get picked up by something called the time variance authority because he messed with something called the sacred timeline so they have to prune this new timeline branch he made what about all that time travel the avengers did yeah well see the tva says that was supposed to happen but loki grabbing the tesseract that wasn't okay but some of the time travel they did was because loki grabbed the tesseract yeah well don't worry about that okay i won't so they bring loki to the tva headquarters and a robot starts to take his clothes off with some claws what but then that doesn't work so the robot just kind of zaps his clothes off what are you talking about well sir if loki's gonna be the star of a marvel show we're gonna have to see him shirtless that's how this works right of course that makes sense and so then this lady ravona renslayer wants to kill him cause he's a bad variant all right but then this guy mobius pops in and stops her and by the way i was thinking we could get owen wilson to play this guy oh people love owen wilson yeah they do wow wow wow and this guy's also really into jet skis ah i now have a deep desire to see owen wilson on a jet ski that i didn't have just a few seconds ago i know you do that's the main hook of the show now picturing owen wilson on a jet ski is tight so mobius is going to show loki a video of how his life plays out after the battle of new york getting his mom killed getting close to thor getting killed by thanos okay and so watching this video is going to completely change loki into a sympathetic character that can lead his own tv show he just killed phil coulson yeah but he watched a video so he's pretty much a good guy now okay you're speed running this character development yeah just kind of get it out of the way with a nice little video which somehow has the same cinematography as the movies did well okay then and so anyway the reason that mobius wants loki's help is because he's chasing this other variant that keeps killing tva agents and it's another variant of loki oh yeah and so then loki figures out that this other version of him is hiding in apocalypses because you could do anything there and it won't affect stuff because those timelines are ending anyway i guess that makes sense it does see loki and mobius head to pompei and loki starts interacting with people right before mount vesuvius erupts okay but wouldn't that lead to some of those people dying in different positions than they would have which would then affect the days of the people that discovered the bodies and create some kind of butterfly effect no oh okay so eventually they go to the supermarket in the future and loki discovers that the other loki is a woman and she goes by sylvie oh interesting yeah and so this is her show now what yeah this is really sylvie's story she was pruned at a young age and managed to escape and she's been building up this attack against the tva for all these years and loki's just kind of along for the ride oh okay gotcha and so sylvie sends a bunch of these things called reset chargers into the tva to distract them right and she wants to kill these beings called the time keepers who apparently run the show very exciting but then they get attacked so loki uses this thing called a temp pad to teleport them onto a planet called lamentus that's about to be destroyed smart no not smart because sylvie's like that plan at the tva that was years in the making years and you just ruined it so why doesn't she just use the temp had to go back and finish the job well no now it's out of power the plan was years in the making but she didn't charge the 10 pad that's what we're going with so then they're going to talk and talk for like 30 minutes straight because that's kind of the deal with these episodes oh it is oh yeah a whole lot of talking so then they find this big escape ship they have to get onto and loki's gonna be like oh my god they're gonna leave all these people to die i mean what does he care he just killed a bunch of people in new york sir he watched a video he cares about this stuff now right sorry i forgot so this city starts getting destroyed and loki's going to stop a building from falling with his mind oh wow i didn't realize he could do that that's because his power level changes from scene to scene depending on what i want to happen oh neat anyway then the escape ship explodes so their one way out is destroyed well it's gonna be hard to get out of there now actually it's gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience oh really itsy the power of their newfound love creates a new timeline branch so the tva comes and picks them up okay i thought the whole thing about apocalypses was that anything can happen and it wouldn't change anything why does them falling in love affect things because it does so they're in love now oh my god can you imagine falling in love with yourself i can oh sorry i'm not i'm not i'm not like i'm not interested oh no i mean i can't imagine it obviously since i wrote it also we're not the same person i have glasses right of course anyway so sylvie's also going to reveal that the tva agents are actually just variants that used to be real people oh and then eventually they find out that the time keepers aren't even real and mobius and loki are both gonna get pruned oh my god loki dies well no because see we're gonna learn that pruning someone just sends them to the void at the end of time where a big smoke monster called goliath is then gonna kill them okay why doesn't the tva just straight up kill people then why the extra steps well because the fans are gonna expect a scene where we watch loki die only to find out he's not really dead that's a good point so loki ends up in this void place where there are different kinds of loki variants like there's an old loki there's an alligator loki okay does that mean in one timeline odin adopted an alligator or that they were all alligators in that timeline doesn't matter what does matter is that we have an alligator loki now fair enough so what's the alligator gonna do eat someone's hand that makes that makes a lot of sense so meanwhile ravona explains to silvie the whole thing about how pruning cindy to avoid and she also says there's a ship that can bring you there okay but see sylvie is smart and she realizes that she's just stalling for time so agents can get there and there is no ship so what does she do well she prunes herself so she can go to the void too if she decided that ravono was lying about the ship why did she think she was telling the truth about the void and the pruning i don't know but luckily she was telling the truth about that one part so it works out great well fantastic so then sylvie's about to be killed by this smoke monster and moebius shows up in a pizza car and saves her how do you know where she was unclear but then they go join loki who's been dealing with like a bunch of loki's very fun and then sylvie's gonna realize that she can use her enchantment powers on this beast she's been using them on people all season kind of like a mind control thing literally nobody in the history of time who's ever been pruned has had powers like that that's what we're going with well okay then and mobius is gonna go back to the tva using a temp pad and ravona is gonna overpower him and escape through a doorway thing where's she going into season two presumably oh okay so then we're gonna meet this guy called he who remains who's kind of kang the conqueror only we don't know he's kind of kang the conqueror yet only we do because we're obviously going to announce the casting oh boy so what's he going to do oh he's going to talk oh yeah he's going to talk for like 45 minutes he's going to explain everything it's going to be like that architect scene from the matrix wow talk talk talk talk talk and sometimes loki and sylvia are gonna be like why or what does that mean and that'll set up the next rounds of talking a very talky finale and so essentially this guy is like you can kill me which will create like a multiverse and a huge war or you can take over and protect the sacred timeline so what happens well sylvie does kill him and then the multiverse branches out into like crazy timelines and he's like see you soon oh boy that's massive it's a massive deal this multiverse is gonna shape the whole phase of the mcu oh this is gonna be such an insane twist nobody's gonna see this coming as long as we don't spoil that this is gonna happen in some way oh yeah well we might do that now that you mention it but how [Music] hey everybody ryan here that's me thanks for watching the video and if you liked it feel free to click the like button and the subscribe button and all you know buttons of that nature you can also leave a comment down below letting me know what other movies you want to see pitches for there are also like hundreds of other episodes on the channel that you can check out if you want as always check back soon for a new one bye bye bye

Channel: Screen Rant

Views: 1,532,836

Rating: 4.9684682 out of 5

Keywords: Loki, alligator loki, disney plus, disney+, doctor strange, film, kang the conqueror, marvel, marvel cinematic universe, mcu, mobius, multiverse, owen wilson, pitch meeting, plot holes, ryan george, sacred timeline, screen rant, super easy barely an inconvenience, thor, time travel, time variance authority, timekeepers, tom hiddleston, tva

Id: IFN6MPvCYVY

Length: 7min 48sec (468 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 27 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/CooperDaChance]

Ah, Ryan George. How can someone be so accurate and funny at the same time?

[u/Beari_stotle]

Good stuff. Sometimes his little jabs are unfair, but overall, pitch meetings are pretty great.

[u/RenWolffe]

Ryan carrying Screenrant on his back as usual.

[u/StrangeOutcastS]

I mean the free will discussion is a video on its own XD

[u/Keyaku]

Doesn’t it feel like Ryan watches EFAP? On top of him pointing out the movies’ weak points with pinpoint accuracy, I got a huge suspicion bell ring when he said “that is MASSIVE”

[u/shanehughes26]

no reviewers ive seen even touch on the no free will