Everything Wrong With Batman & Robin In An Awful Lot Of Minutes

[Music] Joel Schumacher also film did you ever want to know how much of an ego Arnold Schwarzenegger has his name appears before the guy who plays Batman battles and badass Batman logo makes a record three appearances in less than 90 seconds DC Comics [Music] I sure am glad that Batman finally decided to take everyone's advice and put a disco in the hood of the Batmobile this is why Superman works alone really what was all that Justice League then why would you waste money on bat shaped embellishments that no one will ever see I don't care who you are you can't do that kind of blasting and massive construction a tunnel this long would require without permits and plenty of people knowing about it all these suits was facing another way when Mr Freeze iced him but I have a feeling there were continuity errors in real life on the set of this film complaint these guys keep hitting mr. freeze in the back where he's got all sorts of padding and they have guns too but I guess those are four really dangerous criminals they had no idea this was a nice mission until Commissioner Gordon told them on the way here but sure skates also feet click activations do any of these guys have pockets on their outfits is there a rule about not using your hands to carry the gym well I was gonna go with a meteor but then I saw in Pacific Rim and they said it was kaiju honestly I'm inclined to believe anything at this point since when does turning things to ice instantly make them crumble movie turns to the laws of physics and says a hardy even if you can steer straight Rockets I don't think he would steer them like this I'm down with a nice gun I really am but how could it possibly work in a solid beam like this but still create fine shapes like handcuffs shouldn't Batman also have a string of ice across his chest or face also seriously all that and his goal was to put Batman and Ice restraints we saw this much ice freezing the entire Gotham Police Department a minute ago it's amazing Batman didn't have heating gloves to melt this ice but I guess they had to make Robin not totally worthless somehow and to blow up this rocket before turns got them into a crater why would a rocket the size of a car falling to Earth from 30,000 feet cause Gotham to become a crater it's not a bomb it's just a rocket I mean yeah few people's houses would be smashed but the city on the whole has nothing to fear just a question do you even need the door panels underneath your feet if you're just gonna defy the laws of gravity anyway this was a dated reference back in 1997 so freezes escape plan was to turn his car into a rocket launch out of the museum through the tiny skylight climbed at 30,000 feet and then exit the rocket leaving it to crash and demolish all of Gotham while freeze gently glides back to the same museum in the heart of Gotham why do villains change their mind about killing heroes right after a failed attempt to kill them this wall is what should have been around Batman after Mr Freeze shot his entire load of ice at him when he was in the penis shovel wow this laser can heat an entire pool of freezing water seems like this could have been used against Mr Freeze in the previous battle somehow doctor would rude just leaves being standing here expecting him to stay and not kill anyone Gotham University lab security video two years ago what university keeps their science lab security video for two years how did Clooney ever see straight with his head bobbing like this the guy looks like he's in a constant audition for night at the Roxbury do you remember this random fall when you were a kid that doesn't even look like it hurt that much you just became poison ivy like just now how do you have an implicit partnership with Bane already even if your freeze suit can be powered by diamonds it's not gonna just accept them being dropped into a coin slot do you have any idea how lasers actually work I'm beginning to think this movie didn't have a scientific advisor I wonder how you managed to lose your British accent a secret niece who lives in England is not that great of a secret there's no reason for keeping the secret also is it normal for students to continue wearing their school uniform while on break especially when getting on a plane from England to the United States why would your mom have signed a picture she gave to you as pig why would your mom even bother autographing a photo she gave you Wayne Manor has to have like a hundred doors on the ground floor does she really need to risk her life climbing out a second-story window with a rope made of sheets how the hell does Bane know where that place is even if he wasn't a Neanderthal brain has he ever been there before they put a badass telescope in the middle of a giant city with bright lights but seems counterproductive unlikely four guards can't keep poison ivy who isn't using her powers or anything from walking towards Bruce they just let her come up here give verbal warnings and follow her instead of you know taking her arms and escorting her out Crusaders are gonna help us auction off a prized diamond to raise money for Gotham Botanical Gardens I know we need to set up for the audience that Batman and Robin have a Wayne related diamond event coming up but why would Bruce invite the obviously batshit lady who just threatened everyone in the room with plant-based world domination [Music] if I he didn't talk to herself so much we'd never know what her plans are did Victor freeze have somebody film his entire marriage even when in closed quarters how does he keep freezing people and then taking the thing they were holding without breaking off hands and arms constantly [Applause] [Music] why are these guys out bidding each other for different women it could have all paid just 10 grand and each got the woman they were after seen does not contain a left pocket even if the pixie-dust had an effect on Batman he's at least smart enough to notice that she's blowing in his face for the second time in five minutes right is that not an immediate alarm bell poison ivy is out of focus in this shot and it doesn't feel on purpose also she's clearly standing with her back completely to him in this shot and her head turned away and then when the shot changes mid-sentence she's obviously standing sideways why does the card have a sound effect it's a credit card are we suddenly in a kung fu movie also that credit card freeze ridiculously ices down to old people for no reason other than to show he has an ice cannon on his car Robin had no idea what to do with this thing but there was a random henchman he could make slip and fall so picking it up was totally worth while there among dust design he demands blood and don't forget the ladies are Batman and Robin still preoccupied with these henchmen there can't be that many right commissioner you have 11 minutes to follow these people sure I'll just put them in my thawing machine I carry around with me Jesus Gotham has to be a nightmare to get around it I wonder there's so much crime in Gotham with a government that spends all that money on King statues just because you ice a giant statue does not make it easier to run a car through I'm pretty sure it's made of metal is there some sort of gravity defying aspect of these cars that I should know about birth control codes yeah probably best to disable Robins bike while he's speeding down a giant statue arm rather than let him try and make the jump that seems a lot safer this refrigerator is not plugged into anything I guess it's visually appealing to drag freeze into his cell like Hannibal Lecter in a fridge but it doesn't keep him cold what's the point well no mr. freeze showed up and kind of broke everybody from their spell life or death will do that Robin still wanted to bang you after all that fighting though you didn't fail poison ivy you just got unlucky I watched the scene several times and no he didn't this article underneath the crime watch fear disbelief intention headline is about a state sales tax so wait there's a garage motion sensor activated but no other alarms go off in the house what if you're not at the computer when someone breaks in do you not get one oh come on Coolio should have been mr. Freeze's partner a right-hand man or something I mean this movie is so filled with puns why not that one come to think of it where's the requisite cameos from ice cube iced tea vanilla ice and all those other ices that were in fear of a black hat how did any of these racers know where they're going at least with Barbara they said she'd never run this race before we know Robin hasn't but everyone knows exactly where all the turns are in the secret hidden race course but the details of how dick was somehow able to save them both while hanging by one foot from a metal rod or completely unnecessary you already had the money who needed and you still went out and raced and possibly died without giving him any money beforehand Arkham Asylum lets anyone in who claims to be a sister and if she's using the pheromone powder then why bother with the sister lie at all this guard on the right watches her blow mind control shoot in the other guards face and just patiently waits his turn instead of thinking maybe something fishy is about to go down it's ridiculous for the criminal possessions Locker to have a window and it's just so Bane can break in and so we can have these Riddler and two-face references what kind of cell opens from the inside and prevents guards from opening it from the outside has anyone at this prison notified Batman yet about the escape attempt in progress or did they just run and grab a torch [Applause] how does freezing pipes create this big of a hole in the wall to escape in fact how does it create any hole for that matter oh no you didn't and people's photographs are always taken when they walk off a plane we all know this great leading into the basement or whatever doesn't really exist in this room it's completely fabricated for the scene and even if it did exist check out the floor it's covered in icy mist no one is watching anyone through this grating and even if someone could don't you think Batman would have noticed it okay so you might not be able to breathe but I highly doubt you know if your lungs are freezing or not but thanks for the update on your condition as it happens why would freezes layer even have a setting for heat now the guy dies if it's just normal air condition temperature why would he waste some of the money he so desperately needs for his research on building a heating system that he will never use to freeze villain crushes something in his hand emphasize his determination cliche oh no cut down in the prime of his youth Alfred can't just be dying of old age he has to have some imaginary disease that mr. Freeze's wife just happens to have thank God mr. freeze was working on a cure family family cannot be trusted [Music] she also gets like unlimited attempts to guess the password why is the computerized voice saying the word access quickly and normally when it denies her but once she guesses the super secure password correctly it says the word access all sexual like even Bane is having a hard time with the stupidity of what Mr Freeze just said brother will you trust me now Bruce turns the you don't trust me thing around on Robin successfully without ever having had to himself actually trust Robin holy this telescope really has crystals in it all place like a giant birth control pill case I would love to know what kind of images are gonna get on this thing if there are lots of this kind of diamond out there why did the Gotham Museum of Art have one sitting in a glass case like it was anything special he just thought of this plan to use the crystals in the telescope for his ice machine and yet this diamond engine thing that's perfectly into the telescope equipment when did offer have a change of heart about Barbara doing dangerous stuff he didn't even want dick to show her how to ride motorcycles when she arrived since when did he believe she was ready to fight crime and that Batman and Robin would accept her onto the team and how did he know her measurements so well also why go through the charade of giving her a disc and telling her not to open it if he would already built the damn Batgirl suit this movie is already over two hours long we don't need that kind of unnecessary I'm down with a female bat but for sure but why is this the only bat suit without nipples sure remove the rubber lips within kissing distance of poison ivy also rubber lips sure just push Robin in the moat while you're in kissing distance of a rubber lipless Robin did Superman just go around the world 100 times to reverse Robin back into this water why do the plants that have been obeying her the entire movie suddenly eat her just because she falls on Batgirl just told Robin about freezes plan to freeze the whole city but somehow Batman had already conveniently come into the city on his bat ice skating boat and Robin on a jetski wait are they wearing specially designed ice ready silver-trimmed bat suits first of all why second of all when the hell did they change into those did they bring those with them earlier before they knew about friezes plan or weeks time between taking out ivy and taking out fries to go home and change clothes the freezing process here but it's morning in the Congo if we could relay the sunlight from the other side of the Equator satellites about a minute to realignment yeah but this is just an image of the Sun right it's being sent by satellite with a signal that generates an image astronomers can see even if this ridiculous telescope actually works he can't really beam the warmth of the Sun through this telescope can you I mean can you she has special silver suit now too so are we to believe that Alfred told her never to listen to the CD that would tell her about the Batcave and he not only knew she'd do it and made a suit for but also made an ice version in that suit just in case wait are you actually worried about gravity this time I mean in this movie it doesn't work right sure this is as good a time as any for Bain to randomly pop up just any old place what is even doing this whole time [Music] they breathe the heat is on Batman says the heat is on and shoves a red gadget in to freeze his suit suggesting it's some kind of heater or a bomb but then he just kicks Freese off the platform and the red gadget is never seen or heard from again look you can't tell me that the telescope itself and then the super race machine was powered by the crystals and then half freeze fall and crash the crystals but then still have the telescope or trying to delay the sunlight tooth on the city why didn't all these buildings crumble apart I mean in this movie ice does weird things it could destroy something completely like the dinosaur at the beginning work sometimes it requires something to be hit to be destroyed this is incredibly convenient ice when it needs to be dude you melted the ice off like two buildings why would you stop to say this could be positioned to thaw the city directly oh come on I mean suspension of disbelief got destroyed in the first 10 minutes of this movie now we're having to suspend insanity too I think I would have believed a giant hair dryer that warmed the whole city before I believe the Sun could be channeled into satellite beams unfortunately for all of Gotham City the computer that controls satellites is the only thing that survived complete destruction of the observatory get the gout you totally didn't record this and definitely not at this angle you were too busy cutting vines off with a convenient bat saw remember so cue Batman you there was no mother man way he recorded this I mean why does freeze carry around the cure for a stage of the disease his wife has already passed just in case he bumps into someone while stealing diamonds and freezing cities who happens to have the stage one of the super rare McGregor syndrome Batman just gives a vial of random drugs from a super villain to Alfred on the strength of the super villains word they let freeze keep his suit on in prison this time and they put these two together without restraints knowing full well she killed his wife and he knows it come on guy you need that big cave no you are not that thing is humongous why are they on the roof of the police station at the base of the bat-signal running away from the signal I mean it's a cool enough looking shot I guess but it's one of the least logical things in this movie and that's saying something I was hoping you'd drop it you won't be able to get it dropped in high school chemistry chemistry is is the study of change it is growth than transformation telescope will give future generations a chance to follow their own stars speaking of your parents were there like I think they feel proud or concerned that your attitude shows the best pathological need for attention worst a psychotic death wish [Music] [Music] [Music] this is my Max Headroom and what you're about to witness is one of the most sinister sounding intros to a trailer to one of the greatest epics ever produced it offered at me Barbara and afterwards that is directly following I want to talk to you about something even bigger namely my Max Headroom [Music] hey killer das sub-zero now plane zero [Music] you he comes

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Rating: 4.8828106 out of 5

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Id: 3M8FC7uZj3M

Length: 19min 17sec (1157 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 28 2014

Reddit Comments

[u/mrpanadabear]

This movie works well if you think about it as a throwback to the 50s-60s and not as a serious movie. I thought it was hilarious

[u/TheHoodedWonder]

I like to think that Bane was actually as smart as he is in the comics here, but the sheer stupidity of everyone else made him just go into a rage-induced trance for the entire movie.

[u/stealingfirst]

Yaaa. That movie did stink I guess.

[u/[deleted]]

Dinosaurs were the kaiju.

[u/Deked]

I still think ventura only had a cameo because schwarzenegger threw him a bone

[u/cyberine]

This was posted 4 hours earlier...

[u/Azazel_fallenangel]

Was that scientist with Ivy played by Kevin Conroy? Or was it just me?

Edit: was just me, ignore my stupidity. Turns out it was Lex's dad from Smallville though.

[u/babybelly]

this looks like an awesome movie. i never watched it as a whole but i think ima do that now xD