Everything Wrong With Avengers: Endgame In Time Travel Minutes Or Less

[Music] pilot Hawkeye his entire goddamn family gets snapped away his wife and three children an ant-man two more antonin we saw Scott lose everyone around him when he went into the quantum realm we saw both Fury and Maria Hill disappear and meanwhile Craig and his family are completely okay you hear that Craig doing your stupid family Craig totally thank God it finally showed up though I was gonna pass out feel like Ethan the hunt getting a hit of oxygen after that free dive at rogue nation so the fuel cells were cracked during battle and we figured out a way to reverse the ion charge ourselves about 48 hours a lifetime why the did they take off in this ship without inspecting every last detail I know the urge to go home is strong but they could have stayed on Titan for a while to potentially find supplies fix whatever needed to be fixed and find fuel from at least two ships that crash-landed during that fight nebulas necrocraft and the Q ship I feel like this whole thing was made up just to get Captain Marvel Inbal wait each of these sinks in this bathroom have individual shaving mirrors is that really necessary seems like the Avengers could divert their interior design budget to like I don't know alien missile defense which would come in very handy later in the movie when a Paltrow doesn't know what movie she's in in this scene he did exactly what he said he was gonna do Santos wiped out 50% of all living creatures even though the world governments are in pieces they were able to take not only an impromptu census but also a cat and dog census and who cares if it was 50% or not if you wiped out 10% the situation is still honestly into the exact second I thought you were build-a-bear haha art owns this fall's just as flat as what he called every mama Squidward infinity war Rando pop-culture references don't always equate a comedy movie with the Avengers not the pre vengers okay right you made your point just sit down okay no no sit down pickle a movie either Tony is so upset that he can't think straight or he's just light-hearted enough to make whimsical comments about Captain Marvel and call rocket a build-a-bear it can't be both I can tell you what that is where has she been this whole time did they not allow her in the meeting Jace so much of that previous scene could have been totally avoided to the car that's cute dennis has a retirement plan the Avengers have a quarter of snarky wisecracks that have to be inserted within certain intervals that's annoying I built on snarky movie wires cracks and I don't even have a cool no-one's ever seen anything like it until two days ago on this planet wait did you figure this out because nebula said she knew where Thanos was or did you just run a diagnostic on power surges why didn't you do that before all debbie ella knew was the garden so that didn't help you with your power surge report and where the hell have you been all this time there are a lot of other planets in the universe and unfortunately they didn't have you guys how did the story of Thanos looking for the Infinity stones elude you and your travels he's been works dude I know well because I don't know what I'm gonna do if it doesn't go back to the Fantastic Four after that the stones serve no purpose beyond temptation has anyone in this universe learned not to shove somebody who's being held in place for a good goddamn reason why did Captain Marvel even let go of Thanos anyway it doesn't matter in the end but Jesus we used the stones to destroy the stones weird I used my farts to cover for other farts but there were still farts left over so what gives Lizzie thordan movie gives us the actual time it takes for this text to show up on screen so nearly four billion people are left on the planet and nobody's good enough to play baseball or is this more of a comment on the Mets attendance and that's it that's those little brave baby steps we got a tank good for cap getting involved in group therapy but what does this group see the leader did he form it did he print out all those Flyers or did he do a Facebook post is it free coffee is there still Facebook are they in the city god damn it this group has never mentioned again and I'm furiously curious about it I think the thing that's most infuriating about this rat is that a simple press of a button gets Scott back at the end of ant-man to die Antwoord pins had initiated a return sequence that they were unable to finish because they were snapped away but this button turns everything back on as if computers just bookmark they were doing five years ago I guess it's possible a good number of waste management employees were dusted causing trash to pile up temporarily but it's been five years and that's five years of the population creating only half the trash that they previously produced so why is it built up on the streets like this is the road or something this list of vanished people has an order I describe as pseudo alphabetical it's got a lot of names that start with L a B but a few L AM an L a is e and L AM mixed in whoever did this Memorial is a wonderful person but a dick to efficiency Scott is looking at the stone with these names here and this will eventually be the one where he sees his own name at eye level but Scott Lang is nowhere in the middle of this tablet until the movie cuts and neither are the other people once again tella Holograms will have a normal conversation with each other like they're literally stay in a room like this when in fact they're all by themselves when some sort of hollow booth that I would just once like to see an operation if they're wearing VR we'd see it on their Holograms if they have a panoramic video screen around them that has tied a certain channel that where is camera sorry that must have been very long five years yeah but that's just it for me it was five hours directors accidentally film Paul Rudd talking about his real life and put it in the movie also if the quantum realm makes years seem like hours why did Michelle Pfeiffer look 30 years older when she got rescued from it and if there was a relative time difference why were Hank and Scott able to talk over a radio in real time at the end of a man to Antebellum Parabellum what if there was a way that we could enter the quantum realm at a certain point in time but then exit the quantum realm at another point in time so he spent five hours in the quantum room and because of relativity that was five years on earth the problem is in both the quantum realm and in the outside world time was moving forward so why do you think there are points that you can go to just because of your five our experience with relativity so who we talk to about this how about a quantum physicist look I know Tony's brilliant but this has never been its forte if anything Scott himself should know some more appropriate scientists through his associations with Haake why not see if Larry Fishburne is still alive we could go back we could get sure getting your friends and loved ones back as a noble idea but it's also morally murky remember life has been going on for five years now people have moved on people are at new marriages some dangerous people who used to torment others are out of the picture this would cause even more chaos and be like castaway times 3.5 billion holy Tony Saul's the eternal question of time travel in less time that it took to actually write the scene why does pepper need five lamps and one lit candle to read a book about composting time to get you to stop it hasn't been one of the few failures of my entire life fifty one liner aside the totally stopped he's out here raising a family in a goddamn cabin in the woods washing his own dishes and tucking his kid into bed at night he's not out there iron Manning anymore so this line is a big old sack okay here we go time-travel test number one this test is not successful but it's also not unsuccessful in that they do actually transport Scot over time so this means that two scientists have made giant breakthroughs in time travel over the same roughly 12 hour period fully functioning time space GPS it's weird to me that Tony knew enough of Hank PIMs work to properly make a device that would help people travel through time in the quantum realm a place where only two people have ever been with one of those people evaporated by the snap and the other being lovable doofus Scot I thought the first ant-man was about how Hank took his work and hid it from everyone including Tony's dad and the evil Darren cross tried to make his own tech that ended up liquefying a baby lamb and they ended up blowing up dudes laughs I'm pretty sure they didn't give this tech to Tony so the result is Tony's a genius don't think time travel possible by rule I think the movie has to do this because the how isn't all that explainable and the movie is three hours but Jesus it took Doc Brown 30 years to perfect time-travel and it didn't even require that much explanation because you trusted the amount of time that went into it this is 100 percent on Scott here how did he not notice a mother spaceship about to land a few yards away before he opened the taco she won't see you huh seems a little weird to reduce a badass character like Valkyrie into a glorified gatekeeper with little agency otherwise I'm sure this gets rectified later in the movie though let's see scrolling scrolling looking oh yeah she takes out one of those Chitauri whale things and gets a half assed offer to run Asgard now that it's a fishing village and not the landmark for civilization known across the universe door doors fat get it it's a joke for almost the whole movie except when the movie wants you to take it seriously then back to joke get it of all the Bulls this movie did not need its Hawkeye's career as a vigilante but even more I can't believe Hawkeye is the kind of guy who can take on a horde of your cooze on his own you might say Hawkeye has fought tons of enemies stronger than this and I say with help one side there's bow ski hilarious reference but this is a reference to a movie that starred Jeff Bridges who was in the original Ironman stop but the constant references especially when they make no goddamn sense Scott changing the past does it change the future you see we needed a way to do time travel where we didn't put the present so now we're doing the kind of time-travel where we create alternate timelines I'm sure it won't be just as confusing as all the other time-travel movies and there will be no debate about this at all by the time it's over if you travel to the past that pass becomes your future and your former present becomes the past which can't now be changed by your new future are we really just going to leave out the alternative timeline explanation here because this reason focuses on the effects of time travel on one individual it basically says all those new timeline people can go themselves the futures a bunch of bull I'll have you know Alan Silvestri scored that movie and this one so you owe an apology to Alan Silvestri and the entire goddamn world who loves that movie we only have enough Pym particles for one round-trip each and these stones been in a lot of different places they lead her accidentally themselves into Hank's lab in 1970 and grab some pin juice then but why wouldn't they just start by going back to a time when hank was alive and grab a bunch of the mint so that they'd have almost unlimited chances at this I'm not just throwing out a crazy amateur theory this makes all the sense and there are at least two super geniuses on this team she stuck her hand inside a rock this one time and and then the Eva stuck itself inside her as cringy and silly as this description in still beats watching the entirety of Thor the dark world it's almost like you guys were blocked perfectly to get this one shot I'm sure it was a fluke and it definitely won't happen again - like all your female characters and a lame attempt to get a girl power splash page later in the movie I like The Avengers theme a lot like it's one of the most recognizable themes in modern movies but they lean hard into that in this movie this would be like Star Wars playing the opening fanfare during all your favorite moments in return to the Jedi movie gives me another chance to send this stupid gun cocking that Black Widow does during the hero shot hordes of aliens are raining down on New York but sure the fate of the world might end up resting on that clock oh thanks for the rooftop assist ancient one you ever think of maybe sending some of the Masters you know to the battle since this directly threatens earth does the threat only have to be mystical before you get off your ass why would the Nebula footage start right here at the most expositional part of Rody's dialogue why didn't it start like when she was peeing not that I want to see that or anything I'm just saying that would happen more frequently than damn it you perverts let's just move on as far as I'm concerned that's America's ass this ass play I mean wordplay is funny really funny actually and even though this movie is overly quippy I got to give this one a send back maximum occupancy has been reached and this tiny detail directly leads to the cluster that takes Tony and cap back to the 70s it's like the butterfly effect only okay I'm gonna have to call the director that's okay trust me yeah look this is a great scene it's even if on throwback to Winter Soldier in the middle of the 2012 Avengers timeline but this [ __ ] decides a we don't have to call the director about this even though he's never been told that cab is onboard with Hydra I mean he doesn't even think it might be a trick or something I know and what's really up is how you could just jump down that open part in the middle and not have to mess with them at all now you need that case movie makes it seem like ownership but the tesseract was hotly contested right after the battle in New York and I'm sorry if you listen to Nick Fury talking to shadowy powers booth at the end of the Avengers but sounded like it was up to fury whether Thor took the tesseract back not Alexander Pierce and here he thought it was a good thing Thor was taking it away also this is all happening like minutes after the council decided to nuke Manhattan in the original Avengers mind you but the secretary himself is here in no time was he seriously not outside the blast radius when they gave the order this supposedly secure top-secret government case opens in midair after Hulk crashes through the door yes Hulk is strong but the case was not touched by the door or Hall cuz he came crashing through the sheer whiplash of this violence opened the case then Tony should be dead the scene brought to you by a future TV series on Disney flaws the Infinity stones create what you experience is the flow of time remove one of the stones and that flows splits oh is that so no in 2023 present-day with the stones destroyed what did that do with the flow of time or do the atoms still count in this new bronze reality without our chief weapon against the forces of darkness our world would be overrun the branch reality discussion confuses this movie a little bit because according to the rules of time-travel in this film this reality is already different from the main timeline for instance in this reality Loki has the tesseract after the Battle of New York so it seems like the main issue isn't so much branch realities but the fact that this timeline wouldn't have a time stone anymore I can't risk this reality on promise I'll also require a hunch about what Doctor Strange is gonna do in a few years I have that reality risked is another consciousness sharing wait nebula is on a network so you're saying that when Thanos was systematically replacing nebulas human parts with machine parts he decided to include a modem where is this other nebula in our solar system of course she is but does it matter anyway considering the portals and jumps and Bifrost and Captain Marvel assists and all that bull seems like pretty much anyone can get from one end of the universe to the other lickety-split it is awesome in a multi-layered way how the time travel gambit not only allows for this movie to correct a wrong but to also allow some key characters to see their loved ones once more and a completely natural and unplanned way it's an unexpected bonus and it deserves us in all Natalie Portman's in this movie so briefly that I'm convinced the directors broke into her apartment and just took footage of her waking up in the morning without telling her the dark worlds Thor there's a battle about to take place here and you screwed him because you want your hammer back sure Steve brings the hammer back but Thor doesn't know that someone's going to make a return trip until later when Bruce finds out about the branch realities from the ancient one oh you Thanos and Maul been around with 2014 nebula bunked already this is the time you start to glitch I am Dan nobody has got some sick editing software in her memory banks considering she was all the way over here but the cameras fixed on Thanos his left side yourself you know that you're repeating you're repeating yourself I want to believe that this movie which has literally been replaying scenes from that movie with the same characters has some sense of this ironic dialogue my sin heart and heart won't let it happen get this back to the compound suit up what's your new jersey okay there's no rush to do this there's no reason not to tell Scout where they're going and why other than to be dicks guys I've got it since we lost the wonderful Stan lien let's just cast marc maron to stand in for his cameos and future MCU movies look at him it's perfect you new here not exactly oh no this is a real problem for our heroes this lady's gonna alert the authorities and it's gonna be a huge impediment to them getting back to the future look I know Marvel has an excellent track record with their de-aging tech but this job on Michael Douglas is straight out of Tron Legacy Tony is going to fit this tesseract in this briefcase I don't think so let's just say that the greater good has rarely outweighed my own self interest this whole sequence is emotional very emotional indeed the powered spilling his guts to an Austin scible stranger along with cap accidentally into the office adjacent to Peggy feel so forcibly contrived it might as well be from a standard ass rom-com 2014 Nebula goes through the trouble of removing 2023 nebulas orange headpiece to fool the other Avengers when she takes her place but she's not going to bother replicating the burn metal terminator hand at 2023 Nabil has after grabbing the Power Stone Christian Bale from the prestige would not be impressed how do they know to climb this mountain or any mountain at all there's an entire planet to explore but they're positive the sole stone is right here your other parents they don't matter in order to take this stone you must lose that which you love well good thing they just happened to send these to bosom buddies up here or not like rody and Scott can they family 11 sacrificing this being the second time we've seen a successful acquisition of the soul stone I'm wondering does Red Skull do after this does he wait until someone brings it back and remember Steve is supposed to come back here later and replace the stone like this never happened where does he put it the fact that this stone is acquired by a sacrifice rather than stolen makes it a problematic stone to return no can't get her back can't be undone well yeah can actually it's you guys obviously don't give up about other timelines you can just go back to a time where she's lived and just take her with you since you can't change the past you could go back to just before you did this and take her from there the other timelines can go themselves they hate you because they ain't you deep what do you think is cool seeing through my veins right now Cheez Whiz this is an emotional scene Natasha's dead they're about to bring back their loved ones for who's been wracked with guilt and is depressed over his failure to kill thanos is pleading seriously with his team to do the unsnap and cheese with somehow aters this script right now to remember everyone Thanos snapped away five years ago we're just bringing them back to now today don't change anything from the last five years this sounds like a thought that's so complex that nobody could possibly do it right how do they even know how this snap works hooray Hulk snap brought back all the dead folks to life but let's think about the practicalities here what happened to people who are like on a flight when Thanos did his do they appear in midair and do a wily coyote shrug before falling to their deaths or did Hulk guide them to safety and how unfair is it that the people who were snapped away off an airplane get to live but the people who crashed in an airplane just stayed dead and the people who died were brought back check the cemetery's because we have a zombie apocalypse on our hands the stones you've collected for me create a new one teeming with life it knows not what it is lost but only what it has been given so with the stones he could have literally done anything he wanted and he chose option Z cut the population at the universe in half dick I was onboard with Thanos the thoughtful madness because it may in a certain sense for a villain to exercise a crew intelligence on life in his quest for balance but now that we know he could create a whole universe that whole balance thing that he wants a spouse and I believed in no longer works he could have created two earths connected by an accordion tunnel and told astrophysics to go south while half the population moved to the literal new world source material doesn't matter in the cinemasins universe but the word on a street is that the comic book Thanos did all this to impress a lady named death that's right the power of boners mate Thanos do this and his actions make way more sense under that context than this does Iron Man has a clear head shot and his coldly calculating billion dollar suit misses like a dick okay fine movie have a Sinbad wait why it's the whole army showing up here and now they know there are only a few of them left right so what are they advancing on hello they can even see that Thanos is essentially one on your left this is the moment that got me you can have your Avengers Assemble and your cap hammer beats and they're great but nothing brings the goosebumps like this subtle humble callback that indicates the mother Cavalry's coming this is the entire movie right here five cents off having said that this is what you've earned after being subjected to two and a half hours of fuzzy time logic overdramatic talky-talk Pam handed quips have way too many side stories presumably intended to set up multiple properties that can live on Disney Plus this is like sitting through a concert where Hanson plays their entire back catalogue but finally pays it off by playing in Bop as the first encore I would love to be in the planning meeting with Doctor Strange where he's arranging these entrances like he's the stage manager of a Broadway show okay baby energy the back row now where's Falcon pepper I'm glad you're here but you look kind of fake in that suit not everyone [Music] that's hilarious but the question was is that everyone not is this the best you could do and honestly yes I'd won as many as I can get yes although this means we're gonna get a stupid jumble of a fix driven both fanservice for the next several minutes before there are actual stakes involved aren't we you will not believe what's been going on that's probably a better time to explain everything later because we're in the middle of a goddamn battle but I wanted to make sure you didn't feel guilty about me dying anymore before you yourself doc this might be the dumbest part of the movie because cap and Hulk's orders are not mutually exclusive they should be getting the stones as far away as possible so that the Thanos can't get them and they can always take the stones back after they beat Thanos anytime they want to solve the branch reality problem anyone see an ugly brown van out there really Valkyrie you can see the ugly brown van in the middle of this dark wasteland called New Jersey also I understand the Avengers have little compaigns constantly in their ears but how the is Valkyrie on this frequency and if all of them have that how can they hear any one person talking I tell you what happens won't happen this is absolutely telling him what happens as I see ant-man and the wasp smiling at each other and shrinking down I'm once again compelled to ask why they can't fly into Thanos's ear canal or nostril three and big in themselves and explode Thanos into 100 million balanced chunks of meat it's dead well there's the spare rat around you could use to fire that oh really did you not see her piledrive a giant spaceship a minute ago the real question is I don't know how all that is gonna get through her she's got chance the sentiment comes from a good place but the shot is patronizing in so many ways it's like after years of not creating action figures for their characters and not making solo female-driven stories here's our acknowledgement of their importance and as if all the women would suddenly show up all at once with no man kind of insulting come on of all the scenes in the Marvel movies that don't make the power differential clear between two opponents it's this one captain marvelous world stronger than Thanos Thanos has taken a beating so far see what I mean now he's got the glove with the stones and Marvel is doing some shield thing and somehow he is getting owned in this battle now and I don't know what to think anymore during the struggle Iron Man is able to remove the stones from the nanotech cannot let neither there was an ejector button or he pried them off I don't know what the hell happened looks like the stones may have fallen off and landed on the ground but that could just be pieces of Tony's suit for all I know but somehow this turns into Tony having possession of the stones no questions asked do they have to turn to downst-- if you kill a bunch of fools with the Infinity Gauntlet like can you ask them to turn into something a little jazzier like confetti or dippin dots or play slime or something let's dauer I guess Tony ordered up the make all the Pharaohs army disappear in front of Thanos before Thanos disappears snap if if the Avengers don't you get a little worried that Thanos isn't going away during all this whoa how did they know to call insidious out here random kid Tony ran into an Iron Man 3 got an invite to the funeral you know it shows away I could let her know the Lord of the Rings Return of the King was like no one would dare to his many endings this hour we tested the out of our audiences patience then Avengers endgame came along I was like hold my pin particle you have to return the stones to the exact moment you got him you're gonna open up a bunch of nasty alternative realities we're just totally impossible how does he inject the ether back at at Jane and Thor the dark world since it's in stone form now does he even have to they just lay it on her end table the soul stones return is totally ridiculous does he find the pool we've seen Hawkeye and Thanos bathing in or does he go up to the mountain and hope Red Skull is there what kind of reunion would that be when he goes back to these realities is he coming the split second they're taken or does he have to interact with the Avengers trying to steal them and if the people who stole the stones aren't there how do the stones disappear in the first place this movie is propped up on creating alternate timelines when you go back to the past so how can you revisit existing timelines if that's the rule doesn't the quantum tunnel bar you from going back to your own timeline and returning in five four are they trying to bring him back isn't the important thing that they just keep the quantum tunnel open because as was shown 2012 to 1970 jump they don't even need this platform when they traveled her tongue I guess old Steve's a mystery all right like did he transport here when they weren't looking remember this whole time he's been living in an alternate reality where he marries Peggy so he had to transport to get here or did he transport to and hide in the woods knowing this was the day they were sending him back to replace the stones and snuck over to the bench for a big surprise yeah I'd say they stuck the landing on this that's a good ending I'm not made of stone [Music] the universe required correction they corrected her careful look out for each other ex to each other on dudes chilly he doesn't mean a [ __ ] like fashion poor planning for execution Clint was net I think once I won't we hit on troops yeah but we'll hit theirs as well

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Length: 24min 22sec (1462 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 28 2019