EVERY Dorkly Bit from 2018!

hey guys it's Tony its Andrew we just want to thank you for a great year of dorkly miss in 2018 us doing whatever it is that we do and you do and all that good watchin that's basically the relationship we had a lot of fun series this year we had Pokemon Ralphie with all that gross tentacle body horror stuff yeah we did an old man sonic where a very pregnant knuckles got to beat sonic with his own fetus I still can't believe it's real but it is behind it each time I think I dreamed it I look I look it up and we still get rid of it now it's too late it's it's permanent as the Internet makes everything yeah but we have a great 20-19 that we're looking forward to we got some conclusions of series that we're already doing as well as some new shows and formats that were super excited to share with you and a lot of we're just gonna bring chuckle back over and over even though his thing's over just because we like doing not stop chuckle that's our promise for 2019 but until then we hope that you enjoy this great compilation of everything that we put together this year thanks for everything cheers Cheers to Shuckle and no one else okay - you too [Music] I can move side-to-side its contents will help you on your way leaving your mind reading your mind Tanooki suit is on to the right thanks come on man respect the game but it's like I barely know you I'm not just gonna help you move no I don't know wow that's what it's like to be Mario we're not so different him and I I guess if you really just take a second to get to know what going down going down stay is it good to get to know the people different from you you realize no one in the same I'm a living thing it was the beginning do happiness you know what I should go go-karting with them come on something cool something cool damn it I look like Groucho Marx the back of concrete oh boy I can't wait to grow up fit and active and just like that diabetes diabetes huh tell me about it Oh God in my own wife ooh Jesus I'm a waifu pokemon aren't I mm-hmm might I smell your pokeball no you cannot sniff my pokeball Oh what perv is responsible for this sexy abomination I've become I only exist for weird horny teens wait I have to show you might be the intern Paige it's tasteful no more being weak little bugs for us we're moving on up Oh God I can't move oh good god crap it's fine dude it's fine this is just temporary soon we'll evolve again oh okay but what if he doesn't train us cuz we're so worthless like this what's he gonna do just abandon us in a PC box that will never this is hell this is actual hell [Music] oh boy a new reason are you my trainer oh yeah cut this guy trying to cross the border into world 3-1 without a work visa or passport what's your name again sir Mario Mario yeah it sounds ethnic we run a past immigration wait he was eating those they're made of lead I just used gold plating to make him look nice Sonic oh God did you honestly think I could afford infinite pure gold rings that's dumb you tore dumb meat guess I win oh oh sorry man I tried to get him fixed but he flame blasted the vent it's probably gonna be a minute Oh God did you just poop in the middle of this des tournament oh come on I'm half-horse it's gonna happen hey mataró need a diaper change oh that's real manure guys I mean that's real mature [Music] oh can you believe we got to work this weekend hey I could use the extra hours Sheila was laid off and our mortgage ain't gonna pay itself emergency emergency please evacuate now in orderly fashion this is not a true Ritz we're going the daycare center on the third story it's every couple for themselves okay kids we're gonna play a little game I'm gonna jump out the window and you're gonna land on top of me okay you have to land on me it looks like I'm hurt all right okay tell my wife I love her for once I wasn't a coward [Music] yeah I would not be able to get through these auditions about these max Tomatoes I lakitu who's next bring them in please no we just want to see how you fare in battle okay slippy baby really looking to see just you here backs a little help here next next so here my hands are boxing gloves I can punch ice thunder fighter and you'll notice be Kaku is one of my references Oh only was it um you know what I think we're actually gonna go in a different direction with this role but really seriously thank you for coming out oh I see thank you for your time he's perfect okay we're looking to see how well you interact with items so go ahead and go bananas sorry of what Zelda game did you say you were from again wild you must be one of the game boy ones well welcome aboard every Lynx got to be in this game at some point ah not again security wrong with waluigi doesn't anyone love me why hey buddy there there it's because you're terrible Wow when one of ours goes down in the field we stop at nothing to bring the killer to justice that's why HQ has sent us a special investigator from an experimental division that trains Pokemon to solve crimes gentlemen meet your new commanding officer Oh detective squirtle detective squirtle that's right but you all can call me dick squirts I don't want to do that where's the deck - Pikachu he was busy besides the agency has trained plenty of Pokemon dicks you're just lucky you didn't get dick ride on dick Machoke dick pincer decanter - Krabby Oh dick lickilicky or dick Smoochum that guy's Loco doesn't matter anyway the perp is long gone ah listen up numel nuts every second you spent standing there twiddling you night sticks there's another second our purpose out there getting his jolly nature off stomping the life out of slightly tubby cops who are close to retirement wow the new guys kind of a hard-ass huh wanna know what makes my ass so hard well here's a clue it's not because I've been spamming defense curl it's these dead cops littering the tall grass he's out there men laughing at us taunting all of us I wanna eat all this ice cream like no one ever was in order to find the perp we gotta think like the perp also I have a lease here that shows this storage unit is rented by a guy named Ralphie Joe oh [ __ ] sorry actually that one was good that was actually a good contribution don't don't let the slap discourage artists uh I thought squirtle couldn't use double slap I've forgotten more moves than you've ever even heard of you piece of [ __ ] I am the top of my class number one [ __ ] on the squad I am dick squirts [Music] mr. Ralphie shouldn't we turn ourselves in to the police I'm pretty sure my little boo-boos only getting worse nonsense soon enough the police will realize this is one big misunderstanding and you'll realize to stop complaining about your head wound I have taken a decade or two longer than expected but I'm nearly done working out the kinks of my personal teleporter howdy bill oh my god thought we'd cruise on by and see if we could pick up some boat tickets you're always handing out your Ralphie Jones the maniac from TV I saw the photos they were horrible and the even grosser photos from the internet you're a killer and a kidnapper too I'm flattered that you know who I am but I'm not a killer run youngster get the cops no you hide we have to continue your training help me we need to send this psychopath to prison no Tod use Metapod like I showed you okay I'll go mad upon holy crap Wow Metapod you evolved into a Billa pod please mercy on me well how about you please give us those boat tickets what part of I'm not a killer did you not understand that cop thing was an accident could have happened to anyone and that was an accident too Metapod return next lesson wait through these puddles and find us a credit card gosh we're gonna be late to catch the SSN maybe we shouldn't have stopped to get a slowpoke tail slowpoke tails now in chocolate you sure don't wanna bite I wish we had stopped at a Pokemon Center instead or at least a bathroom to get fresh toilet paper from my head some sort of squirtle who is also a detective they must call him dick squirts wait why is he laughing how did you find us you must be the world's greatest detective [Music] ships leaving brace yourself Todd we're gonna Ram the barricade just like in the movies oh my god why did you move in the movies they always move for more dead cops they were having a group retirement party the night I took him here cuz I thought this would be an easy buzz so it's your fault it's not my fault it's your fault it is not my fault yeah it's your fault times infinity on the ground now Ralphie well I swear to God I will blow your damn head off this ain't a water gun I assure you Oh everything getting dim I need focus center now Todd needs to get to that ship's infirmary now or he's gonna die do you want to be responsible for another death today [Music] that's some real good acting Todd really committing to the role todd todd todd [Music] Todd [ __ ] there's a Mew under here so personal bodyguard of Queen Sindel during shao kahn's failed invasion of earth realm huh that must have been fun good perks I told this kid from many a warrior no battle was ever too daunting for mighty Shiva yeah great want to share an app jalapeno poppers my treat we should only consume the flesh of our fallen enemies there is no sweeter meats uh-huh sure Gerson will do the extra melty mozzarella sticks to start and how do you feel about a red to go with that I drink only the blood of those foolish enough to challenge my might also rosy Oh coughs turds say why don't we just skip the rosy and go for a little ride I've got a pretty sick floating clown pod filled with windup toys and the ride is so smooth your feeble attempts at entering my nether realm amuse me turtle creature Shiva also has desires of the sexual nature take me to your dungeon and I will copulate with you in a manner most erotic I will teach you the pain and pleasure of what one entity that one's lust must never be held back by the limits of the flesh for I am Shiva follow me if you dare into a world of torments so sensual that you will be driven into madness waiter can we get those extra melty mozzarella sticks to go you sent the wrong power of still wrong levels again I'm sorry guys I have got to let you go it's probably a smart move that makes sense [Music] this isn't my normal ex says it's called Leviathan follow me boy so these are the only things we can build this might be a problem this thing I found is called the cerebral bore sounds neat right so neat ooh let's see if you can shoot an apple off my head with it you sure yeah I got two rings on me I should be fine oh yeah you're definitely fine then here goes me hey guys what about me well that all chuckle oh man I've been I'm gonna evolve any second now Betty second oh man is this my evolution is shuttle no more yeah we have a Lucian in - shut the hell up and then we're gonna teach you a new move organ harvest yeah okay this potion contains every evolution stone if this doesn't make me evolve nothing will oh it's it's working I'm evolving Brooke oh my god oh my god I evolve into a ghost type wilted oh boy a new region are you my trainer hey not bad I even got a sombrero dony estas your papers well couldn't get much worse [Music] I child your salary is over oh hi Satan I'm not never mind you have earned your reprieve I shall reincarnate you as anything you wish oh boy I want to come back as something with lots of evolutions I know the perfect home for you my dear chuckle enjoy it you are now did own shuttle while you cannot evolve yourself you can become any Pokemon this is the best thanks Satan you know so many Pokemon are disappointed by their evolutions they think they're too ugly or - useless or too sexy I think they're missing the point we can't control what we're born as what we can control what we do with the gift of life I'm gonna use my powers to turn into a Shuckle guys do you see you see like my evolution I'm a Shuckle yeah sure whatever you say pal we're just gonna need those kidneys you got there hi-yah um does anyone know where I could find a mega stone I'm having a dinner party and I really need some extra spoons for my gazpacho course I'm a single father and I'm doing the best I [Music] [Applause] alright I've got a big date tonight so I'm leaving you girls on your own you know my one rule though no boys so boys boy you know this is just a little romantic bistro I found isn't this an Applebee's so um how long have you had a oh my god do not look right now my ex-wife is right behind us looking great ciao you're looking great too for a sex dungeon janitor after a Halloween clearance sale I'm here with mataró he's hung like a horse I'm so happy for you I'm here with Sonya Blade although a little probably more like Sonya laid by the end of the night right babe oh how could this night get any worse oh hi dad what are you doing here what did I say about boys oh oh would you mind cutting a smoke no can do old man hey so you must be from Helsinki what are you talking about Finnish hey it is finished I didn't made more sense of my head daddy why'd you do that they were just taking us to dinner and a show guess they got dinner and a Chou [Music] [Applause] [Music] what do you mean we have to fight to the death just play something nice guys guys please brother help me I still don't have arm and in the double green shells quit your Bush capital in the push for a sweet a legendary helmet oh come on Mario give me a smile haven't you ever felt so alive please om Street destroy each other we're all our friends we should be celebrating this oneness gift with maybe a round of golf or soccer or we could even just erase the go-karts all right [Music] so online dating huh pretty awkward I'm sorry I'm a bit out of practice with all this I got divorced recently and I'm still raising eight kids although seven of them technically aren't even mine thanks Family Court got left at the altar by my last fiance who yes I technically kidnapped and took to the moon yeah it's a long story but hey enough about me how would you do it gonna choke oh you brought a chaperone of some kind cool cool I'm totally fine with that I get it you never know with online dating right a lot of weirdos out there what's going on I'm trying to lower your HP so I can capture you hold up is this some kind of three-way BDSM deal because that's not usually my thing but honestly my cloaca could use the action look it up it's a disgusting vent in my underside quite shiny Blastoise oh okay you're a trainer and you'd think I'm a Pokemon of some kind okay I got it I got it so that's it that's a no-go on the cloaca stuff that's just not not in the cards is that what I'm hearing to me now but if you're a pokemon trainer you're probably like 12 years old or something like let's just pretend this didn't happen you don't call your parents or the police and I just wiggle on out of here man this is the shokan clan sorry I know I said I would call you like several months ago but things just got crazy with me you know betrayed by Shao Kahn when he appointed my sworn enemy mataró to latest death squad work stuff am i right anyways did I leave my ceremonial daggers at your place been looking everywhere for them in pretty sure I left them inside you give me a call back if you find them oh yeah I hope you're awake I recovered from all the stuff I did to it [Music] [Music] finally work today husband no you don't work for a broken-down canonical character like me fraidy might be in a bit of trouble with the rent this month don't you fret hon we'll figure something now we always do not to find out I suspect here comes in prayer Greg and his gang up pregnant fellers okay elevating the slowest thing alive you got our rings old man fraid I ain't got it in pick Greg maybe he all forgot how things work now this ain't the old days Beinart characters run the zones now no one gives a GIF about actual cannon no more if you ain't fetish fan are you ain't nothing I'll get you your rings by next week you know I'm good for it being a nine month pregnant man with no uterus to speak of leaves a fella in a real unforgiving mood nice son you got there be a shame if you got impregnated there ain't no need for threats I'll pay you double next week all right double and if you ain't got it my fallopian tubes won't be the only things getting twisted Oh what are you done now Sonic I'll figure something out couldn't believe my dang years when I got the call the blue blur asking me for help the blue blur is dead it's just Sonic now tails lost my tails the day the fandom took over and OSI named by boutot is using him as a fursuit so I'm just miles oh my god I just got that just got that I need work miles I got a debt to pay to imprint Greg you know what happens if an MPEG Greg don't get paid is it he gets you pregnant oh well it just so happens I got a job for you transporting some precious cargo across the country could use the fastest thing alive I don't run fast no more not after what happened last time [Applause] well I bet that tragic event from your past still haunts you to this day and will be revealed soon now gotta get going where we headed you've gotta cross a hundred miles of the most dangerous and creepy fanart zones imaginable that'll be worth it we're delivering some important cargo Chaos Emeralds now a box of stinky sweat socks why you never be why don't you why me magic balloon pelicans brain continually grows infinitely multiplying brand cells this amazing brain gives this Pokemon an astoundingly high IQ of 5,000 it has a thorough memory of everything that has occurred in the world did you know that a hippo sweat pink oh cool hey is your head okay the largest known prime number is two to the power of 77 million 200 32000-1 huh meat I think it is 100 million times better than a human's so even the faintest scent tells it about everything in the area it's like you can't see oh this world is filled with so many wonderful smells cinnamon rolls flowers endless cold cheese and diapers Oh sewage Oh more diapers oh god why is my sense of smell the strong oh it's too much oh sure blame the garbage pile filled with diapers magcargo man cargos body temperature is approximately 18,000 degrees Fahrenheit Deborah marques droppings are hot so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm Darumaka I'm getting chilly again how's that coffee in Indian food coming along fine boss that's my guy okay I'll go grab you some laxatives you know you could buy a parka Oh Mario are you okay why did you think catching a ride with the tornado wouldn't kill you someone call 911 one [Music] maybe a mute child who has never seen battle of any kind isn't the best candidate to go on a giant adventure anyway I'm gonna go lay eggs in his brain miss peach was it heard your last doctor told you to shove as many pills into you as possible to get rid of the viruses that's incredibly dangerous and unethical one pill every eight hours and that's it hey guys ready for our next big adventure oh Jesus Christ oh I'm a hog head drugs are no deep they're young sometimes it's not weird the only one who's weird is you for judging me could you guys keep it down trying to lay an egg over here you know a kid is one of the last mammal species that lay eggs we're called model dreams you guys are disgusting now excuse me while I spray musky urine over here to mark my territory like a normal person [Music] Princess Daisy so glad you agree to the date I always felt like there was something going on between us oh shut up and make a sexy face for this selfie alright what's your name again got a tag you it's nice we've quite tennis together all the time oh right Bowser sorry maybe I would remember any more if you ever kidnapped me instead of only focusing on Peach on a hot date with stud man Bowser death getting some cloaca tonight eggplant water droplets peach and post peach like ask not like the princess I hate that glory hog now order me a couple of cosmos and try to look sexy sexy huh so I guess later tonight we're dreaming lizard boy chop-chop and get those drinks though Daisy I feel as though you may be just using me for something way to crack the case Sherlock I'm making my ex jealous it's not him ex here yeah made a fake tinder profile and invited him on a date here so now he thinks he's being stood up and seeing me out with someone else that'll show him to treat me like a second string princess Daisy's the one in charge now you know what I don't think I'm comfortable with you toying with my ex he's looking over here quick kiss me lots of tongue yes ma'am Akhtar these messages we'll be right back remember that song I remember that song I was young I had my whole life in front of me ha I leave a message hey oh it's a Luigi I I saw you on a date with Daisy tonight and uh I'm really happy for you oh please don't Superman we just broke up and it was my fault she was Oh Mario so romantic he rescues B Charlie the time and I was all we'll beat gets kidnapped all the time maybe I rescue you if you got kidnapped more and she was all like oh so now it's my fault and I'm never again I'm trying to weasel back please bro please do you actually have an answering machine did I just wake up in 1994 you know what you are really mean to me and for some reason I am turned on hold on wait counterclockwise yep there we go so how'd you come to be driving around in Robotnik's old car filler in casino warzone Zelda Timmy didn't see what happened to Robotnik figured he's long past you know sometimes I feel like I can hear his voice off in the distance it's saying hey tails you let me out of this goddamn trunk and I'm gonna kill you maybe he's better off dead even he wouldn't like what the world's become yeah you're probably right oh just a heads up we need to make a quick detour here we'll be in and out faster than you can say Robotnik's my god I get it you're all damn Pierce darker than shadow I heard a thousand times now where's heating my dad underscore 420 she got kidnapped by the diaper demons you mean to tell me my kin was taken by a group of soggy diaper scavengers and y'all did nothing who's hate my dad underscore 420 my daughter had a thing when I don't see a few years back he got em preg and then we had an edge Lord OC kid sorry ol pal I'm afraid our detour just got a little bit longer damn it tails I told you I don't do this no more I ain't signed on for this ain't got no choice I gotta do this I'm on watch further than that so don't you try nothin just follow my lead we gotta be real stealthy and careful like my daughter alone you weirdo hey there I'm a friend of your paws we're here to help well that ought to do it wow it's not the fire the pent up gas in his diaper it's gonna blow 10 miles now you've done it I'm gonna be torn apart but diaper folk hit my dad underscore 420 I just want you to know I love you I hate you dad I love weed too bad your tails are gone miles could just flown us out of here well about that sonic so this whole time you've had two tails all right time for a pit stop let's make it quick oh I don't have to go right now dad I'll just wait in the car see what yourself hate my dad underscore 420 up dad's car you're so annoying you know miles I'm glad I joined you something happened and I swore I'd never run again it turns out I've been running this whole time running from my past traveling across this fan art world with you is changing my mind maybe the world ain't as bad as I thought great huh would you save miles I didn't say nothing dude yep ain't gonna be able to forget that site and I got enough regrets in my life as it is so what happened to you man what made you stop running fast well he's gonna do it Sonic's gonna break his record for the fastest speed ever by a hedgehog oh here he comes three two oh god no I just wanted to be the fastest thing alive another dead oh my shitty friends are dead I'll never run fast again and I never did once I killed all our shitty useless friends I abandoned that life Sonic listen to me it's not your fault it's not your fault thanks miles once we make this final delivery me and my family will finally be safe you said a car feels like the Lord above is watching out for us [Applause] I knew that if I kept tabs on that tailless box that he'd bring me to you eventually now that I've found you I can finally put an end to the blue uh smoking for dramatic effect when I've never smoked a day in my life is stupid you'll pay for that too blue blur [Music] [Music] time to collect the old harvey in [ __ ] this is the fourth time I've had you come out this month what is so hard about keeping my house from being broken into will you get this call every day from every house in Hyrule so you won't work this time that's good right Oh [Music] another batch of koukos wait who whose turn is it to defend them oh I think it's yours Richard Wow what a tree pre oh wait what but wasn't it just my turn enjoy with your issue but I need you to tell me what's wrong with it sir I'm not allowed to hang up on you just please get out of my house get out get get out listen I know why you think being a Potter would be difficult in the Zelda universe but it's not because of that ceramics is just a dying industry this new generation seems to want to put their money towards experiences and events more than mine ever did we found peace and having nice handcrafted items in our homes but that's just not how it is anymore business is tough and I don't see it getting any easier but I still do it because I love it I mean and that too so then I figure I'm single for the first time in ages I should open myself up to new experiences who knows maybe I don't discover something about myself along the way oh yeah totally me too gotta be honest I have mostly been dating robots that I have made personally but I keep giving them drills and spikes where their genitals should be for some reason I haven't quite worked through anyways I figured I try to date a non robot for once and since you're just kind of soft on the inside but hard on the outside is like a stepping stone or something see see that is exactly what I'm talking about dating is so complicated now his sexuality a spectrum are labels meaningless can you have sex with robots I'm still trying to figure it all out here I'll break it down for you as long as there's consent given go get your D or V or whatever just wet with any kind of motor oil you want men women non-binary fish robots it don't matter sexuality is a beautiful thing that we've complicated with our own hang-ups and labels you know that whole Sonic fan art thing that everybody calls weird and messed up you know it's actually one of the most progressive corners on the Internet imagine being able to be open with your kinks and fetishes in a welcoming diverse community it's beautiful Wow you know I never thought about it like that it's all about having a real connection allowing yourself to be vulnerable and communicating your desires exactly so hey you want to get out of here you know what dive oh I'd love to great yeah fair warning when I say I want to be drilled I mean that in the most literal possible sense oh yes [Music] hey you know I'm back together with my robot oh look a wild how do [Music] well we thank God a person please you gotta help me my name is Jason Smith and I'm a research assistant at the beige town Science Center I have no idea how but I went to bed as a human being and woke up is this this thing you were a human being too yeah I mean I wasn't a garbodor fire like you obviously were but yeah that was a human - wow that was spewpa effective [Music] thank you both for coming I wanted to talk about us and this crazy love triangle we've got going on kidnapping is not a love triangle you two are a couple right yeah well are you familiar with the term for Apple it's three people one relationships several holes and maybe one vent you're a crazy if you think I'm going anywhere near that cloaca of yours don't knock it till you tried it my swarthy little rigatoni under this spiked shell is a veritable toad house of treasures that is sure to get you there faster than any walk whistle you can wrap your lips around and on that gross note I think will excuse herself oh darling we've been dating for over 30 years maybe this is a why we never go to the next level we were waiting for our player number three one night I'll give us one night to see if this thing can work oh thank you all thank you I promise you will not regret what is about to happen [Music] oh sorry I can't come to the phone right now because I'm doing something really cool like taking over world 3-1 kind of cool like you don't even know and definitely not watching about time the movie and I'm definitely not crying at the last scene with sad no you love dad so much I never do my dad bah bah bah bah I know you're there pick up the phone your deadbeat it's Rex Linda you can't hide from me forever you lazy [ __ ] alimony coins are late again and I am this close to calling my lawyer also I'm at the front door and I'm leaving all 8 of the kids with you for the next month because my wonderful new lover who is a doctor by the way is taking me to the Bahamas anyway don't forget to give more jr. his allergy medicine and follow the directions it's time it needs to be applied to the entire outer rim of the cloaca 3 times a day which is about half the amount of daily mustache ride I'll be enjoying while I'm in the Bahamas [Applause] [Music] where am I I just had the most horrible dream hey there Snorlax did you rest long enough are you all back to full health anyway the boat crash my god what happened to the crew oh don't worry we made them jump overboard long ago they're fine where are we mr. Ralphie yours truly steered us to a secluded jungle off the coast of exotic a lowland at least I'm pretty sure that's where we are once again we we had to make the crew jump overboard I think we're still in Kanto isn't that the highway we took the SS Han like like right there um jungles don't have highways silly besides there's an Aloha in muck and a member of Team Skull those Kidder's now let's get you fed got to get your strength up if we're gonna continue my or your training what is this Oh some candy I salvaged from the boat it's the only food we have so uh it's pretty rare [Music] wow you evolved into a lowland tide whoa now freak ish freak like maybe but I wouldn't say you're a freak quit it freak oh my god what an unbelievable revelation we are next to a highway [Music] okay okay so you've accidentally evolved into a disgusting monster who hasn't that happened to what better place to be a deformed bag than here in sunny oh Lola plenty of skin too tan red has buildings all over Oh suddenly not constantly killing people isn't so easy is it Todd Daniel go ahead and cancel my lunch order I think I'm just gonna go ahead and head on down to Cinnabar Island because it's taking so goddamn long I've turned into a fossil Daniel oh god my childhood you're back and you've evolved I mean I assumed you already knew this and that's why you and this psychopath killed my scientist bill no that was really just good old-fashioned criminal negligence or manslaughter hey you get the two confused well I happen to make a tape for you to watch just in case you ever found out hi I'm mr. deoxys if you're watching this it means your father is dead we just get that back mining equal parts of mr. mime garbodor and just to hit it froakie to fill in the genetic gaps bingo pokey DNA your father was able to create the very first child time so he could have offspring that he loves as much as he loves Pokemon Wow so if Todd really is a Pokemon he belongs to whoever catches him well I guess technically that's trips yes who's the master trainer now and also can I borrow a pokeball goodness what gorgeous Pokemon really it's truly I got a hundred eighty pounds of pizza for a mr. snore Snorlax could you just put the pizza in my mouth he's just leave are you drinking my berry juice is that the red stuff you're sucking out of my veins I I'm getting woozy how was I supposed to know using sleep powder would do that [Music] another Pokemon to drink from ropes a Magikarp would rather suck a garbage or dry [Music] [Music] [Applause] where are the bombs I don't know what you're talking about man full anal cavity search ASAP hey this guy's anal cavity their thing is nuts go over here look at this Oh God where are these feral wild animals politely lining up for individual battles sounds like Mario defeated the coupling and is returning to the castle with the law now [ __ ] is so much harder than not ice someone Google WebMD ready for our double date you know a donkey me and Dixie Kong are super excited oh hey I just realized I'm Diddy Kong he's Donkey Kong you're dixie kong and candy kong all Kong sit sit everybody's first name is oh god are we all related okay on three everyone say your grandfather's name one two okay so honestly history of incest explains a lot all right let's have a good - cleanness smash brothers fight I will tear about your mind [Music] wait I remember oh god I remember it all we're just a children's playthings given a natural life and made to fight each other to the death yes when did Nintendo get so dark you understand that I'm a child who had to fight it immortal evil cosmic fetus right our lives are a lie when a bunch of the toys brought to life only to suffer come on buddy it's not all bad sure we live in a dark version of Toy Story crossed with Fight Club but hey this time we get to fight Ridley whoa you know life may not be perfect but at least the red Lee's in smash let's do it great year in videos that we watch behind us on the screen and we're gonna have the TV behind them that's always plain darkly videos as they say that's the right way to live maybe the only way to live I don't want to know about another way to live I mean if you don't have to Tony no real me now if there's another way to live I don't want to have to but I'm gonna speaking of dorkly videos if you want to watch more you can click right here or if you somehow watch two years where there were videos without subscribing you didn't click here or you can check out our other projects here that keep us alive because you like us when we're alive I hope yeah anyways Kirsten 2019 where we'll hopefully be alive it's up to you we love you

Channel: Dorkly

Views: 1,292,587

Rating: 4.8837996 out of 5

Keywords: Dorkly, lol, funny, animation, videos, mario, nintendo, smash bros, ultimate, world of light, literal pokedex entries, if videogames were realistic, old man sonic, sonic the hedgehog movie trailer, shuckle, pokemon rusty, pokemon ralphie, playlist, power-up mix-up, if bowser dated, zelda, link, breath of the wild, mortal kombat, fornite, battle royale, pokemon disappointed with their evolutions

Id: VC8wfcddkaU

Length: 62min 50sec (3770 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 29 2018