[Announcer] Welcome back viewers to the 13th annual Super Smash Tournament! Before the break we witnessed an incredible victory.
[Chansey] (Translated from Pokespeak) I'm lovin' it! It would seem our six-time champion is still hitting hard and showing no sign of letting go. [Announcer] With only two competetors left
[Link] *groan* Just get on with it! ...to fight our champion. Can they take home the gold, or just go home crying? (Announcer continues in the background.)
[Link] Hey! Bitch-Face give me some milk. [Chansey] It's making you drunk. [Link] I said get me some milk! - NO! Say please! - Look, do you wanna go back in this Pokeball? - Please no... - Do you wanna go back in this Pokeball? - Pokefrick no!
- No, no? - Then get me my milk. [Announcer] Please welcome, Captain Falcon! [Link] Oh yeah, oh man. I'm so excited...
( Like he is going to win) [Chansey] To my husband! <3 [Link] I really hate you.
[Announcer] Please welcome your six-time champion, Mr. Game and Watch! [Link] *sips* Yeah, you enjoy that fame while you got it! Its gonna come crashing down on you, and you'll be stuck with a Chansey for a wife. [Chansey] You know you love me.
[Link] SHUT UP.
[Announcer] Let the battles begin! [Announcer] FIGHT!!! (Numba One on Top Ten Anime Fights of Forever) [Link] I was better back in the day, wasn't I? [Chansey] Don't flatter yourself. - I was better than that back in a day wasn't I?! - Yes, yes, of course my love! - See, now, if I wasn't such a milkoholic right, I reckon I could take them on easy. All I gotta is to a little bit of a WHAM and a BAM and they're gone. What what's wrong with you? Oh stop whining (Damn Link) - Why..?
(WHO TOUCHA MAH CHILD?!?!) [Announcer] Holy moly!! Captain Falcon has been defeated! Winner: Mr. Game and Watch. Lets see what Mr. Game and Watch have to say about this spectacle!
[Link] Oh I didn't see that coming. [Mr. G and W] I just- went out there and hit him a few times then I won. [Announcer] Will the champion win the next round?
[Link] I remember all the interviews that I had to do... [Chansey] That's right! [Link] Mostly about my milk problem.
[Announcer] Only one way to find out, please give a warm welcome to your finalists: Jiggly Puff! [Link] Wait what? Jiggly Puff got through, Jiggly Puff? [Chansey] Looks like it! - You want Jigglypuff to win?
- Yep! - That is never gonna happen. - Yes it will. - You wanna bet? - Hell yea! - How much? - $1,000,000, and the house. - OK fine. If Jiggly Puff wins, I'll give you the house and a million dollars in cash, but if I win we're getting a divorce and you get no settlement. - Deal. - Deal. You're an idiot. There's no way Jiggly Puff's gonna win this. [Announcer] Let the final match commence! Fight!! [Chansey] Go Jiggly Puff! [Link] HA! Better get those divorce papers Chansey. [Announcer] Who- Whoa!! I don't believe it! Mr. Game and Watch has been defeated!! Jiggly Puff is our new champion!!! [Chansey] Pay up, douchenozzle. [Link] 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐘!!! Well well look who it is, Mr.. Champion reduced to the streets.
[Mr. G and W] Oh I know It's sucks. - See? I used to be champion once. I blew a really big match though... not one that you light a cigarette with, no, just, no, the actual match. I lost everything and the only way I could redeem myself was by marrying that Chansey. Worst mistake I ever did. whatever you do do not marry a Chansey. I'm telling you they'll lure you in with their "Chanseys!" and all that bullshit, but they're Evil. - So why did you give up?
- Huh? - Why'd ya not go back and try to be champion again?
- Hm. I dunno, really, I never even thought about it. - Well, I mean if you win, you get loads of money. You get billions. You get food. You get women. You get free sandwiches, it's a good life trust me!
- Yeah... Yeah. Yeah it was. you know what Game & Watch? I will become champion, and I will get those free sandwiches! Adios amigo! - That's the spirit, kid! [Chansey]Chansey(Lets make out) let's get married Yo, what's going on? I'm link. You may remember me from all those years ago when I was champion I want to register so I can kick Jigglypuff's ass and be champion once again. Okay sir That's no problem And if you want to enter the competition you have to start at the e rank tournament will that be alright for you, sir? The E Rank? Yes, they're the duty provision that I rank it has to make your way up to the a ramp to fight in me I will never way man. Go make any exceptions not even by a champion note that Fine, whatever, odd. God do it. I might be way up. I'll kick all their asses Whatever great, sir your first fight will begin in two minutes. Give that sound Whatever welcome everybody to the Earwax Smash brothers tournament An exciting match away to a familiar face returns the fight our louisville fighter, please welcome wing Proud his opponent today three Must be wards get it wrong every time are you kidding me? I'm fighting a tree let the battle come on Boy, well this will be easy Wow, haha. My wood is so strong. It's like very Strong wood you cannot jump it out Firstly you can't do it So I'll kill it three before you know Hello is 10 years old back then oh my God Please your face blink chop it away, even gonna get anywhere all day Ballack thank you. It can't just be because I'm free large a birdie, but avid I would it be Why should I kill you good point? Why you hungry? Yeah? I guess why cuz I've God oh Wowowow. Oh really, huh? Uh Tree it's a winner. God damn it. It's Wispy ward oh Wow, yeah, laughs ha yeah my for you want. I don't care you got potential like I want to trade You come on you need training. You got beat by a tree okay, good point. He'll add will make you a champion at doubts, I'd Also see how I do wife Can see oh, God? Selling you ready to forget your training Well no, okay, so first things first get this sandbag on to your wife instead. See my light. Just do it okay. Oh Whoa, whoa, what was that? That's that bag it just screamed. Oh yeah as emotions. It gets sad little yet. It cries All right, so I got the head screaming every two seconds yank out this bat now doubt though see episode bag Holy shit. Oh and fast but great. We've lost the sun bag now. Oh don't worry. I've got a whole room full of them Yeah, there's three rules to fight it go on everyone Don't die what else are given number two the feet hear about it Gonna Cover buff rule three? Stop drinking milk. What about the rules of voicing it is now seem like you don't need training You're good the reason you lost it because you dress you like milk. How can drinking milk made me lose You get drunk off it.(insert Majora's Mask reference here) no, I'm not And you're addicted no, I'm not Chansey, I do it up block get up rock. I bet it you've got a problem. Okay. Maybe I'm gonna slow you problem Okay, big problem. It's okay like or can't you feel this I've got a fred is going to help you He says you're the exact same thing This is him That's a war It's a very strong wall who got through his problems [Chansey]Chansey(Help me)Ha ha stey bak or da chansy getsit(How is a goomba carrying a knife without hands) Like now get back here ok whatever. Who are you again? What do you want? I'm a goomba? Oh me to make sure link doesn't survive to fight the next match Site link if you commit suicide right now. I'll let the chanti go They want me to you want me to pull my sword out right now and kill myself by this Stab mic my face all right yeah, thank why don't you feel like I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna put it in me That's fun really gay, but it's not I'm gonna die to stop myself. Yeah, no more spice No, jesse. I don't want it done. If you would have died well look at another Jesse, but still mm They sent you all never show you who sent you usually pull? What is it? Well my dad all the little good It doesn't want me dad jigglypuff think you're gonna win Things really add to the run Kinda freedom anything else no sort of emotion of God, okay. Thanks Chansey get off me. I was that all about I don't know three things of a serf genji birth wants me Dead I've got spunk drinking milk, and I hate this sad sea You ready, I'm ready there need this anymore Let's last one. I promise I'll get like can see I Saw alright. I'm back. I'm reformed. I'm healthy. I'm young and single Than why I told you that what I did so let me fight that tree again I'll kick is that I'm fighting gently you can't fight with the Earth today was a success He died in a house fire last night. Oh Sweet so today you have a new time yeah, you'll night begins in two minute by the way. I'm also thinking Just so you know welcome everybody to the e rag super Smash brothers tournament What an audience let's get this match underway? introducing when and whatever swinging sword thing his opponent shuttle the hedgehog Let the battle Begin boys. Let's do that don't think so oh Oh, hey get back hey, no emo fairy. I'm not some of you. Yeah you're a Nobody I'm surprised. You've made it this far. I'll sling your you see nothing. Yeah, hey of control What that's not fake and teleport? Hey mister announcer person that's not bad disqualify him shut off Chaos control That it's so annoying Chaos control Stop giving that cows control self-control self-control Chaos control sorry Chaos control Dammit is broken again Chaos control (Clefairy dancing)Chaos control Chaos control Chaos control Chaos control, Chaos aw sh(censored) , . I was right there. Chaos control Chaos control Chaos control aw dammit, not again. (Are they Rasist) Hey guys Welcome back glad you can make it ever now. I hate to kick you when you're down, but I'm gonna anyway Shadow is down. Which is all winner oh Yeah, thank you. Thank you, then. I'll pop it one right Congratulations like you did it Jesse. Oh, you're too kind I think was it the one on only this letter came for you Chauncey a letter Jigglypuff jiggly Jigglypuff Jigglypuff safe to assume is from Jim. Lee I think it's sad all these something on the lines of I don't like you I don't want to kill you, but that's not going to happen because I'm going to kill him first and become champion once again So I can talk to you, sir. I'm just one less you all know that. I am still single and up for grabs, so If you're interested just twist my nipple Congratulations on your last victory lake you are dead. Thanks to you. I got this far You know you're the one who helped me with my mold problem for that. I'm grateful can see a browser Pal Oh drink up tonight. All the bugs on me You know what? I'm not gonna drink that milk Chauncey. I'm done I'm done with milk you sure yeah, I'm sure yeah, I guess like a Game show from it's like I don't hear solid all over again, so yes Go to hospital. Okay. What do you mean you can't drive Jessi pledges putting your eggs house thing what I know just look after em Hey, hi get your ass back in now You'll get me like a little gingerbread man damn lugs what that's as far as you go mate Is it me or do you all sound the same? It's just you major. Yeah, go get? Dukakis you got me anyone Else No, you're good. Oh oh No Brick do is so bloody annoying mike I meant to keep you alive, but you're doing my a deed to destroy your gnome guy Huh? What's going to me always I could see a lollipop blue Mike divides us to win in my oh, I can't see yeah I may go with a bullet in there. Why fight Barney I do yeah Yes, you what what you want to kill me you want. Sorry. Why do you want to kill me? I'm not turnin yeah I'm guessing jigglypuff, Sonia. How did you know that? I mean now? I'm a ah No, I'm a nurse ah oh sure well I told you made to go and get me a lotta gingerbread man, wha oh God me for okay? Try it again so Gb want to be dedicated scaring on a beat in a championship right also. No, I don't get told anything I'm just a grunt or do I get sold in Army? I just got told to in july gaming what's going to enough to me? No, I'm a if I was asking you'd be dead by now for that side I mean full so who told you to get gaming watch alright fine I'll tell ya their wish of course of course that would happen just he's about to tell me bam He's gone. Great brilliant. Thanks for that. Thanks Mister sniper man, really appreciate that prick Jesse oh I like, how are you doing? Well? I can't blew by ugly legs I can't even touch myself at night other than that a great Thanks for asking it to get the guy shot me well kinda I got him then he died perfect Chansey wow Anyway, I've got baked with the tournament, so I'll see you guys later Oh, sorry wait like yeah, I like you to take that Julie plugs right in the vagina for me I thought dougal the boys. Well, I thought it was a girl can't see well either way, okay? get in my general areas are good enough even if he is a boy a kick to the balls of people people Jessie really cuz To me personally, I think I think what the funny will be worse kick to the ass most funny Yeah But the vagina is it Badi funny means vagina? And where I come from.[Gmw] What [Link] yes, fanny. Kick to the fanny kick to the vag vagina Baby popper, what do you want to call it? I have to say Fanny bees. I know it does but I'm gonna go by the way. I'm not going to come back here until I defeat duty But funnies Gonna pay ass I'll shut up Incredible our newcomer link is already eighth place. Just two more wins away from winning that championship title Yeah, everybody sounds so impressed. Let's get the next match underway Please welcome link let's get it over with its opponent, Mr.. Sethi Point man is very secure, but that's real bad. You know you're good mommy Okay, yes, I guess Yes, Roy ling Would that be link is in kneeling or a different link the weakest link? Maybe if your hyper link or links change lead to fake do can do robot the in theodred I mean, I don't want to settle anybody's pose here, but you do smell a bit work seeing a bit oily No offense. Yes, I think oh Hey, wow it is even my opponent? What is going on? Oh well this wasn't planned, but just a fighting anyway I'm gonna. Go out on a limb here and guess you want to dig me punk robot for some rain. Yes guy Hey, I'll check out of here I Know you're just annoying me. So why don't you eat my shake ah look laughing me fight? Why are you going again? Oh? Lovely big now. Are you about you big robot things don't think so mate come on bring it come on? That's the end of that link has murdered an opponent Arrest them at once whoa. Whoa. Wait. What breathe bitch hold up now? I'm the good guy I just said everybody for nothing robot Bangor rules specify that no murders will occur Mber Sarina that makes no sense because the robot has killed about five people What will the robots dead so to the ground you're gonna come with me? Yeah, I will not be coming for anybody come with me now. Do you know what Innuendo is Getting so I can't we saw I Was humming in my mind? Oh, okay? Now? He's being a dick Cirfairy bye Seems like you got a new roommate Huh? Nice to finally meet you reading sure Now where do I begin whoa? What are you doing? Nothing? Is only focusing you try to end my life on several occasions the Like please I want to try to kill you when you guys start talking because in 10 seconds hold on Hold on Your face is going in that toilet island make the robot is mine But it got stolen Multi-window the police traced it back to me and consider the fact and burned a lot of Prairie game characters here I am what about the other time you try to kill me on our supper nation on gaming one. That wasn't me your wife Oh my I'm a terrible liar look ask me a question for sug of all evolution a good movie I can't bring myself to do it What is it then someone pretending to be you exactly? I don't know why and I don't know why me either all I know that this guy is causing me hell I want to get whatever just as bad as you do My bad my bad my bad What the hell man oh dis mystery man woman Tranny whatever it is state some intense Rivalry between us benefit I can see you guys. I'm primo evade right now to beat the year. I'm tournament then defeat. You seems that way Make any sense. This is personal you want to be dead I'll be dead by now hold out your an ear and quite Unfortunately if I remember correctly ear and get a special rule the championship match it can be a fight to the death I don't know about this a lot of people know about it But it's safe to assume the person you once you get is a champion of rank in let me get this straight this guy attacked game and watch made an intense rivalry between us or just to keep me motivated to keep fighting in the rank Eternam and get to The championship final fight, so he could kill me legally That sounds about right? Yeah, would say how stupid that is but I mean it works I think one of them half as good and ballot, but another's motivation inside me It's not actually in silent, but you know I mean the sticker speak I don't put things but I don't put things inside me don't look at me like that. I don't put things inside me I don't often food fruit a Character maybe not that way we're going to get this guy I need to get out of there fight the champion improve He is responsible for all this prove our innocence and once that's all over I'm gonna take the biggest dump of my life Hey, Ma why the one had to man cross the road? Huh? Don't get to the second-hand store? Ha ha ha ha I have a bag your stop making danny really. I just don't get tatted the whole thing Okay, how do you make an egg? Roll you push it push it? Oh? I can't breathe properly you gotta help me here. You're clearly breathing right now wow Should or stomach hurt? It's that extremely open it up again. So where's the hate in the stomach area and They fanning me breath. I'm try be fired by Link what are you doing? Wah? Wah wah wah supposed to jump on them. Yeah? Well I was tired So we're gonna do no one screw it Wait, go where yeah, what what four months they can please nowadays go go. We're talking you escaped You know you only could do this to beat the ranky Champion prove are innocent alright, Jesus Christ. It's a serious hurry I'm telling wasn't a guard on there anyway. They were on the cat carrier. It was their legs pray wait wait What am I doing again? So I'm obviously too good just go to the first championship. Oh. Yeah, okay, Pannonia hey, hello, I'm connie run - I want to fight a champion right now right now, but Sir if you don't do it right now. I'll be very mad and I want something very angry let of complaints your superior That's what I thought. Let's get ready - whoa Hold on a second aren't you linked nice? Are you sure thanks my things my friend We dressed like each other sometimes just a fun there's quite fun of your father's to be honest you wouldn't know because you're not okay, so Welcome to the championship fight Introducing link friend who dresses like him sometimes of something if opponent Kept you waiting. Huh sake what are you doing here? I'm here for my rugby championship game. Who is this guy? It's actually an old friend of mine. You're my opponent link. I think you've come to the wrong place me I know around friends, but in my grenade They just the right eat what yeah, so that grenade kill something are you nice one. Are you going to get now? You don't tell yep, okay boys name Let's let us start again welcome everybody to the Earwax championship fight final thing I don't do thanks for juicing Wings friend his opponent the current Iraq champion What you've got to be kidding me? You're the champion of Rank E the secretary guy had that Mr.. Secretary guide to you I know it Gotta be you pulling the strings Why why so many reason well more - you don't even know who I am do you yeah? Will the secretary guy from the rank? Yeah? Okay? I can't blame a girl for trying although, technically You are the secretary guys just ha what's my name. You look a bit like a gary Max, Max gary This isn't my act. Do you remember when you were the ranked a champion hulk alone? Oh, and how could you forget to me? I was your personal secretary. I brought you drink. I arranged your meeting I bathed you you didn't have the courtesy to say hello to me you baby. Yeah, I let you do that. Yes naked yes Boy drunk that bed when you came in for that first time I was billed with glee, but it didn't recognize me And then you'd lost against betray I've been champion for a while now and thanks to the championship rule I figured hey, I'll get my revenge if I fight you in the championship actually tell you and I'll be no consequences So again you motive I had your friend injured I used to be coming near the put the blame on him What'd you do though? I'm his private secretary of a side job, and he treats me like Not reason for morning were all that's about to change. Well. I get my revenge an alpha yellow I want to fight to the death applies to the death has not occurred in two years And judge me. It'll be a big occurrence. That's why you want to go them fine. Just don't blame me with your presence He now think I may have defamed you and what your nipples? But now I am supreme with grateful champions dead and now your mind You're my little bitch now, and then this is the yo for you legs If you've got any more problems with me take it up with my secretary And that was the end of that Thankfully shy guy max didn't die instead He was taken in in question he confessed to everything and currently serves in prison at the private secretary to some butch in me Kind of feel sorry for the little guy, it's my fault his heart was filled with vengeance, but you know I'll get over it I mean, I forgot about him once before I forget about him again absitively plus He/she, whatever was set free and he's still currently champion of run game That's the game and watch his wounds you and he went on to go back to the championship He's still fighting now to reclaim his title unfortunately for the gyda breakup of his wife chauncey But on the other hand he did marry another chances to afterwards as for me. I got back together with Chauncey I realized she wasn't perfect, but she was there for me, so I decided the good thing will never go with her What if I get mad and put me killed right now? I'll quit being a contender my milk addiction has stopped Thanks for the money that I've earned from being the Iran champion. I'm pretty stable right now. I'm concerned with life I also have learned a valuable lesson - his experience. It's funny How how much we impact someone's lives but even realizing it without even knowing or remembering we can be completely oblivious to someone yep? Someone else will only a person on my mind for example is Chanti hugs me right now I'm thinking about thumbs here on the face over and over. Oh wait. I'm doing it now honor I am finding in the face a comedy healthy it is pretty fun. Let's be honest I'm sure she enjoys it Listen to Him She loves it Hey guys, thanks for watching fast Camp link just took forever to make I'm sure you could tell as 30 minutes long for example I actually did a lot of the animation myself for once most of the time I don't normally animated. I did like the first 20 minutes of animation, so I'm really particularly proud of this project We've got another episode Following solid snake coming up soon So make sure you subscribe to the channel so you can check that out when it comes out also We're thinking about doing more episodes after that where each episode follows a different smash brothers characters So if we did that which characters would you like to see let us know in the description below? Oh? 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