Drug Dealer Simulator

this guy is a drug dealer it may not look like it but i deal in drugs drugs you want them i got them drugs you need drugs i seed out into the world i grow from seeds i don't do drugs myself i don't use what i grow i don't grow i don't um there's a saying for that this is terrible lexi and fix this so it's all better or just start it over please hi my name is markiplier and i've never done drugs that you know of my name is markiplier and this is drug dealer simulator have you ever wanted to deal with drugs not do them that would be illegal also is dealing drugs illegal apparently but this is drug dealer simulator where you can deal drugs i don't condone any of this so like many of the simulator games that i've played in the past it's going to be a completely realistic experience that's going to allow me to truly step into the world of dealing drugs [Music] oh kind of cool whoa i like the style yeah and [ __ ] you two so here we are the adventure is hot the big question is is this my story or your story same thing let's find out together shall we pretty much got that blunt handy no this is the other path that you can take you know when you go to a job fair you've got like engineering school you've got like streamer life simulator and then you've got drug dealer simulator uh hello yo hope you're up i would let you sleep yesterday off but i have some trouble some [ __ ] to attend to and it can't wait i'm waiting for you at the main square close to my place sober up and come see me okay i don't know what happened yesterday but maybe that's the point i don't remember it check your current task by hitting tab and switching to the organizer section on the top of the screen to see directions use the world map there you'll find markers request locations clients and more yeah good old eddie he's the head of logistics so you better listen to what he has to say huh logistics he'll prep you up for the job who's talking to me i can't save the game right now i need a key to open the doors the ancient enemies of short-term memory yesterday you got so [ __ ] up that even i forgot where the keys are who's talking to me oh there they are all right i have the keys oh nice shower okay whatever i guess i'm good [Music] this game's got some polish to it usually when i play these games they're utter crap and they don't have any kind of balls to them but this one's not bad this one really does seem to have something enjoy the curve of you the what the what view hello hi hey it going everybody how you doing [Music] excuse me tasks available what do we have local square do i have a map i do okay meet eddie hello would you like some drugs eddie say you eddie eddie here looking good great sit down i'll brief you up i'll sit down right here is this me sitting sit hello doobie dooby doo no i don't do drugs thank you suit yourself that's how i'd be drug a free listen up i'm your main and only contact in the cartel anything and everything considering the business in and out goes through me from now on i'm your daddy your boss your [ __ ] wife all in one person convenient dope you write to me you got the cash for the cartel i take it you [ __ ] your pants i need to know before you change your underwear straight forward okay that's gonna happen a lot grass and amp there are three packages waiting for you in a dead drop at the back of the supermarket grab them go home and get your laptop there'll be clients writing you soon you make them sales and i'll get back to you soon after questions yeah questions what happens when the guilt gets overwhelming and i want to turn myself into the police trucks through a laptop shady calm it's an encrypted app uh-huh cartel's in the 21st century now baby totally safe um what's it do you're a smart boy you'll find it anyway get to work gotta go we'll get to you later okay thanks daddy mommy wife all right cool just in case you're wondering dead drops are hidden drop points where you will retrieve smaller packages uh trash bins hole in the ground a big crack in the wall you name it they're usually marked by some kind of symbol oh you should find it pretty easy i'm gonna make myself a nice cup of coffee uh uh dad mom wife husband um do you know of any drugs that make me have voices in my head i'm still crouched down just wanted to look at your ass if you could tell me about which drugs might be inclined to do that dead like [ __ ] fried chicken over and out [ __ ] okay all right i have a task available i'm not sure what that is yeah the dead drop okay first package is over yonder at the dead drop wherever the dead drop is perfect amphetamine and marijuana popular and light smoked drug mid strong and fairly addictive speed drug put those in my left and back i got i can't get them confused the amphetamines are in my right back pocket and the mara joanna is in my left back pocket all right now go back home and get to the computer your first client should be messaging you any moment okay get notifications on new messages on your phone but to read them you'll need the encrypted app on the laptop ah handy interesting this is this is surprisingly intricate like i don't know why i doubted it maybe just because all the other simulator game that i played in the past have been really really crappy i mean fun but crappy a special fantasy dark web communicator this is where you order the merchandise from eddie okay this is where your clients will contact you okay it also has other options but we'll get to that in time okay you got it uh carol white johnny antonopoulos bartek crash i'm looking for ganja need 3g you sellin carol carol please okay i can sell i trust carol okay carol send a uh confirm current order and then johnny antonopoulos you got it baby working it out in contact dope okay you i cannot decline apparently how much a grass do i i have enough grass oh god oh god oh god okay i can get everyone something okay you got it baby i'm coming bartek you might need that sexy red backpack on the cupboard i know you're probably used to those [ __ ] casual games where money stored in a magic cloud under god's [ __ ] pillow but it ain't the case for us here you need space to carry cash so take that into consideration before you run those first clients okay hold be the throw backpack oh if i'm like running away i could throw whoa oh interesting i could chuck that's a good idea this is this is this is fun i'm in [Music] hi are you looking for some drugs you are hi finally got here got the stuff yeah here it is you wanted amphetamine there you go except you got the money cash received and did i tell you backpacks have downsides as well of course they do the more you carry the slower you run and big beefy bags may seem suspicious to the police of course they would why wouldn't i told you now that's your problem now that's my problem is jumping over fences at every opportunity suspicious social 0.420 hi carol would you like some weed you're the dealer got the dope oh you know it better not be a cop how do i only get one over ah okay alt drag ah there you go much respect carol you have a lovely day remember to order your drugs from m-a-r-k-i-p-l-i-e-r all right excuse me hopefully help help bartek bar tack you in this abandoned building bartek oh bartek oh did you order the weed yeah did you have a face transplant something's wrong with his face you seen what i'm seeing so did this man cut off someone's face out and put it over his face all right you just made your first few sales i made some money great i'm on my own don't look at me that way bartek i will destroy you hi want some drugs hello would you like some drugs you smell like you could use a hit of a drug skill point i can expand my pockets i can grow more pockets something tells me running is probably going to be good it's like percent chances the police won't find drugs in your inventory one search salesman okay quick learner uh experimental points game for sales and quest well that seems good because that's like giving continuous returns right why not be a quick learner huh all right check the gas station for powdered additives order more dope from eddie at shadycom this is this is dope as hell this is quite fun i'm having a good time selling drugs and now that quote exists on the internet forever ew hey you got any powderable additives you're doing business behind a box with your disgusting feet can you please put your amy listen hi amy hi so guess what my mic was muted i went away and i came back i had to take a small break and i forgot to turn my mic back on so i'm a little bit ahead i'm now an established drug lord i just ordered some more drugs i have to go get my drugs i've learned how to cut them into pieces and be able to sell the more drugs i am an expert at the drug dealing now so all i have to do now is build up my respect so that other people on the street can uh get drugs from me and then i sell more drugs also i got arrested by the police but you didn't see that run run run run [ __ ] run he's getting away he's running away well here you see that but there's no audio from me talking about it so it's really as if i had not doing that all right anyway i'm gonna go cut this drug into more drugs actually no i'm not gonna cut it into more drugs i'm not gonna add anything i don't actually remember what you saw but i'm not gonna add anything to it because it seems cheap but you guys probably don't know what this is i have an amphetamine jar and i have a i should make the big one the weed jar weed jar i'm gonna package contents do this two of the two gram things got that that's in my inventory i'm gonna package contents i'm gonna get three two grand two two grams okay and that's how you divvy things up into your inventory so now my inventory i have two i have three two grams of amphetamine i i should probably also get more marijuana man i'm talking like a pro i'm like a pro drug dealer anybody want some drugs hey you need amp of course i'm selling carol yo mama it seems like a fake name also there's a whole dynamic of respect and different territories and police patrols and all this stuff that i'm gonna navigate like an expert but first i gotta get my good pal bartek bartack is that you bartek bartek the drug man what do you want you got it oh that's the good stuff and by good stuff i mean money i don't do drugs myself never do drugs oh my god hey what's up pal you wanna hey i have a free present for you man i've got a free present you ever uh you ever do weed hey it's carol yomama you're not who i gave a free thing to who the hell are you [Music] there you go i guess i could just go over to these different new areas and i could give free samples out not that i would love to just divvy up all of my [ __ ] oh i can buy spray paint now okay so this is the other objective that it wanted me to do and wanted me to spray paint on walls hi yes station any gas station you and me both buddy we're just jogging just jogging hi amy schrader how are you okay spray paint apparently i need this just one please oh 19 i thought oh i thought it was 200 oh i'm an idiot okay whatever well i'm just gonna buy the one then i thought it was 200 it was 200 quantity i'm in dumbass i'm so stupid i'm gonna go spray on a wall and that's gonna increase my respect are you [Music] running i don't have anything on me i'm just gonna go clean up some of this graffiti i sure wish that people would take this city more seriously in terms of its cleanliness it seems as though there's a problem with crime in the city and i should be rectified immediately boy you guys are right by where i need to spray but that's okay you guys have a lovely day officers watch out for suspicious persons you can see it in their eyes their intentions this playground is ripe for my tag bruh bruh nice that gets me mad keep in mind gaining respect is one thing keeping it is another i know respect in neighborhoods slowly drops in time so don't forget to keep those sales flowing of course lower suspect is less sales less sales is less money and less money is well just sucks okay it just sucks we all know this it just sucks i get it i get it my friend all right but there's there anyone that wants to buy anybody want to buy some drugs hey ben poopoo you need an amphetamine urgent okay fat okay you got it weed okay you got it no problemo everybody i have two of fett and one of weed okay johnny johnny on the spot hi johnny there you go was that a police carol where are you carol you got me in trouble before marijuana for you [Music] hey how's it going take some of that that's the good stuff that's the best stuff actually all right job done i'm shaking why am i so shaky is it the train or is it just my hands from the nerves of selling no it's the train i thought that for a moment i might have regretted everything that i was doing mark the territory oh spray four my ah but i don't even have four i gotta go buy more uh i better at least take a free sample it's surprisingly meticulous in a good way i i actually like it it's kind of fun it's just well put together it's smooth it plays well it's responsive it's kind of it looks obviously it looks a little janky but honestly it's not bad i might as well go do everything else i need to do no one look don't be looking i'm peeing i'm peeing on this wall in the shape of a smiley face that's all i'm doing oh hey you want a free sample my dude hey how's it going pal how about a free present you want some of this great take that enjoy it [Music] people are going to look at that and they're going to be like holy [ __ ] whoever made that badass hey who are you stranger get a free present for you take some of that you enjoy that you enjoy that now i don't know the intricacies of avoiding the police just yet i've been spending all my points on learning fast i'm a big nerd i'm the nerdiest drug dealer there is let's get three just in case okay thank you goodbye clean your feet please here we go okay and with this my legend grows uh yep i am the best that was a lot of experience for just spraying on walls unless that's not a lot of experience and i have no idea what i'm doing hey i got experience for questioning the reality of my situation you ever think that you might be in a video game no no oh i should take a or your package waiting for you supermarket i already got that but i should probably pay him i'm gonna pay you i guess if i have to hi eddie hi eddie hey darling hey sugar how you doing what's up babe thank you i think i need a little more respect here before i can unlock the other place which is i'm pretty sure my objective yay max respect somehow i don't know exactly what i did to do that but i feel respected everyone knows my name somehow from my spray paint okay let's see can i unlock no dear litter level four you say okay three more drops three g of ganja two of ganja [Music] speed is that is that amphetamine i'm guessing i'm really showing my ignorance here but i'm guessing that's what i'm talking about so i need who of you wait i have two of you on me yes i do so i need a three and a two of you i need a three and a two hi carol oh i'm level four now oh yeah let me go ahead and spray some respect under the walls here i wonder if i could break into other people's houses probably an easier way to make money than just just to steal it from others but you know it's not a morally correct way but maybe it might get me mad respect from ben poopoo over here hey bamboo you respect me right just like i respect you uh here this is how much i respect you all right great have a lovely day carol yo mama [Music] know how are they gonna know they're never gonna know okay but at least now i can unlock that other part of the area yes i know shady oh stink i don't want to get a stink why would i want to go to stink why is this locked this is right next to me why is that locked oh points quick learner again pretty good quick learner it's probably the best i don't know it just seems right i could be running better but you know i'm never gonna make it from running away oh gain a first dealer from a satisfied long-term customer gain a first what a first dealer from a satisfied long-term customer i don't know what that means i do not have that much weed i am sorry i need to order more but i do not have much more i'm going gonna order more i'm gonna max out on my weed bros oh my god you could order so much weed okay where is it what oh oh oh oh oh oh sweet okay who wants stuff 4g weed 4g weed 2 4 g's i can't do four how do i do four do i gotta give a bonus how do i do four oh i guess i could give two two packs right so technically that that also works right that makes total sense why wouldn't i just do that i can count i know how to add oh i'm very dumb bartek and then analogous oh god the police the police [Music] okay now i'm gonna go over to the old market and i'm going to give out a free sample because that's smart and i have nothing i have nothing to do for free sample so i'm not smart at all i'm actually incredibly dumb it would be better to hold on to one gram to give out as a free sample as opposed to two grams um interesting one let's give two one grammy things excellent [Music] excellent you can keep some of your money on your bank account there are a few atms in the ghetto where you can withdraw or deposit cash you will need bank account money for furniture shopping and hideout renting so eventually when i want to move up in the world i have to do that ooh spray paint free spray paint you can just get free spray oh i didn't know that oh that definitely means that i could probably break in somewhere that definitely means that there's a lot of doors here that are locked i bet that i would be able to do such a thing as that shady log into bank account oh my god i have money social security hell yeah your last salary [ __ ] you you lazy piece of [ __ ] oh i didn't know i had money give me my money how do i get my money i got to go to an atm don't i damn it donald zapkin i'm so far away okay speed and weed speed and weed you say speed and weed huh i'm gonna try something else and try something else okay i'm gonna get this for just in case but i'm gonna go get some lockpicks right because i'm wondering if there's more to this game that i have to explore for myself in terms of finding the true way to get things moving in the industry that i'm in also kind of [ __ ] that there's a curfew just gonna say that kind of [ __ ] yeah can i get um some bobby pins i'll just take 10 please thank you so i cannot all right well you live and learn and then you get loves i guess i i freaking didn't i guess i can't i wanted to but i couldn't i guess i can't i guess i can't i'll put these in my goody bag three speed two weed two speed so total of five speeds two wheaties okay five speedys two wheaties got it just the price of doing business i suppose maybe i could keep the i'm gonna keep the mmm i'm gonna keep the i'm gonna keep these bobby pins on me just because maybe when it gets down to like police hours that's when i'm able to do something like that maybe ooh atm why they gotta be all over the place like that oh no i don't i didn't bring free sample heck here i did bring free sample thank you hello yes okay there you go i'm gonna go to the atm i'm gonna pull out all my cash i'm gonna use it to buy drugs not a furniture place what the hell would i need a furniture place for that's closed apparently okay now listen up carefully the bank account is the place to keep your legal money you can use atms to withdraw or deposit cash but be careful huh and keep in mind that you're an immigrant get a low life okay too much unregistered money flowing through that account may lure interest of the state and that my friend is asking for trouble alright so keep all my cash uh under my blanket understood processed properly also avoid getting into debt first of all you'll need that account for some payments and second of all the state dislikes criminals but it sure hates debtors okay whatever you say man okay now i have a lot of money so i want to make a big ass order i would like 30 of this and i would like limit why do i have a limit is it because i need to pay oh i gotta go pay my debt before i can get in more debt but whatever that's cool i guess hey eddie by the way i [ __ ] my pants i really need to change a [ __ ] in a while ago thanks buddy i'm gonna go change my pants oh hey pal hey how you doing friend boo hey would you like some uh drug excellent you love that what's up something different this time thought that maybe you're looking for some help in distribution would be awesome to work for you really bartek okay you know what i'll hire you as a dealer hell yeah you've just hired your first dealer hell yeah dealers order the dope just like any other clients but a lot more progressively the thing is that they pay up after they distribute so take that into consideration all right sounds good all right 4g okay so i need a total of eight ganja oh could i make these deliveries before i get to the deadline there i think i could i need eight total oh my good i'm level five that's great two please add the inventory please i gotta go let's save [ __ ] uh johnny antonopoulos is right here what a hero thank you thanks bud and boo boo and boo boo i see you ben poo poo all right good good good dominique borgington jenkins god damn you why do you got to be so far away oh hey i don't have any free samples right now oh why are you gonna be so far away dominique i don't have oh this would be the time to have free samples but i do not have any time for free samples i've got good hard-working paying customers that are dying for their marijuana perfect excuse me while i spray oh look at all these freebies i have nothing nothing i have 688 wait wasn't i getting a drop oh i haven't gotten the drop yet okay vent shaft sure you gotta go get it go that shaft what does that even mean i can't see where's my light vent shaft what do you mean vent shaft vent shaft oh vent shaft oh that's a lot of stuff i gotta go i gotta go gotta go gotta go i am loaded to the tits i'm loaded to the tits all right sweet is that a message from my boy 14g of speed you got it man 14 g coming oh god oh okay hang on 14 g so 10 and then twos okay can't fit what do you mean can't fit this is oh it's all my weed uh that's right all right um hang on it's taking me a little bit i'm the controls aren't super in my brain just yet okay new please great and then two twos please literally all of my amphetamine that's fantastic i thought i had more no yeah that is literally all of my amphetamine okay but it's police hours right now so be very freaking careful me i say to me all right bartek you better not screw me you better not screw me man bartek if you screw me i'm gonna i'm gonna get you yep clients are waiting yeah i know no not that many okay and good to go all right you go do that and you give me my money if you don't give me my money i'm gonna put you in stink you don't want to go to stink you definitely don't want to go to stink ooh i leveled up uh looks like i'm upgrading quick learner as usual nice right i gotta go to the marketplace and i gotta hand out some freebies i just gotta be very careful hmm hey you want some drugs yeah anybody want some drugs anybody god damn it no one wants any drugs [Music] okay all right well that was a bust uh not a bus by the police but a bus by my own ability to do anything which is apparently very low okay but at least maybe i could make some deals oh [ __ ] oh my god everyone needs three three i literally don't have that much why are you guys all addicted to speed i can't i don't i don't have that much do i i've got 2 grams in there i have 2 grams i literally have 2 grams you guys are all gonna have to wait i need to pay off my debt so i can buy some more i need to deliver cash oh all right uh we go again deliver cash i'm gonna get caught i'm gonna get caught i know i am gonna get caught i'm gonna get caught i'm gonna get caught so long as these a-holes do not turn around i am so stealthy oh more over there okay that's fine why aren't you bothering eddie is it because he's your daddy mommy husband wife too oh don't like that hi eddie hi i [ __ ] my pants again there you go addict at least five clients to your product that doesn't seem like a very more oh hey bud that doesn't seem like a morally responsible thing to do uh but you know all's fair i guess in love war and drugs and apparently i need to get so much of fetimen make new order for amphetamine oh my limit has increased can i get 40 grams of this please i need 40 apparently time to go get 40 grams what do you mean what do you mean what what do you mean what do you mean i failed it i have it what do you mean i failed it you lying to me i literally don't know any of the stealth mechanics so i don't know where danger is but i've been caught before and and i wasn't exactly that close although i was in the middle of doing a deal so you know that was probably what got me there anyway i've got a lot of amphetamine okay i got 10 2 and 4 of 1. and apparently this is the good stuff so i'm going to make some deals for phetamine spleed speed okay four three and two i can do all of these and i can do this in the middle of the night okay here we go okay first deal first deal first deal first deal first deal nice carol carol yomama carol yomama carol yo mama there you go johnny antonopoulos my boy okay ma man when is my guy gonna sell donald kipzabs again donald kabbas again casbaghz again bilbo baggins yeah i got what you need okay good all right that's money in my pocket that's very good i'm doing great i got mad respect and uh you know i'm just a contributing member of society and i'm doing fantastically and if i could just get a whole oh hi johnny antonopoulos yay okay good we did it oh that's surprisingly stressful okay just gonna save my game all right so anyway i've been playing this for a while um mostly because it's actually enjoyable or like i find this oddly fun weirdly enough it's it's fun i like it the subterfuge the espionage the risk i love it all it's very fun so if you want to play it link is in the description thank you everybody so much for watching uh if you want to see me rise to the top of this career um i don't know maybe for a stream sometime i'll just play this but yeah no it's kind of like you get in a rhythm just like slow grind to eventually i can see where the top would be just like a lot of progress could be very fun so thank you and as always i will see you in the next video bye-bye [Music] you

Channel: Markiplier

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Keywords: markiplier, drug dealer simulator, sim game, simulator game, simulation, funny sim game, funny games, markiplier simulator

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Length: 38min 21sec (2301 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 03 2021

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