Doctors Share Their Awkward Intimate Experiences

doctors of Reddit what is your most awkward experience when dealing with members of the opposite sex NSFW somewhat related but from a patient's perspective when I was in nursing school I went to my school Student Health Center for a Genoa appointment the doctor asked me if it was alright if a medical student was present I said that was fine she then specifies the student was male and asks me if that was still okay I wasn't totally comfortable with that but as a nursing student I knew how much it sucks when a patient refuses you so I said yes low and behold it was an incredibly attractive med student from my school who I bumped into all the time and he saw the inside of my vag I never could look him in the eye after that edit a lot of people are commenting that he or I should have refused I didn't actually know the guy I just knew him as a hot stranger and I think I became much more aware of his presence after this occurred not me but a fellow classmate in medical school we have mock exams and various people will sign up to be patients they get paid a decent amount so he went in the mock exam room and started the basic history and physical on the fairly attractive female did this and that pretty standard stuff grant and a tongue depressor and had her open her mouth then nothing he did it again and said with bewilderment that is weird you do not have a gag reflex she smiled and gave him a coy wink he about lost it and couldn't finish he walks out and finds the preceptor who monitors the exam about rolling on the floor laughing as for me I never really had an overly awkward experience other than maybe knowing someone which can make certain exams a little awkward not a doctor a student rat tech had a patient for a regular chest x-ray series but she was coughing up sputum I asked her if she wanted a tissue to cough it up into and she said she didn't spit she was a swallower and winked at me I'm 19 she was 98 a lot of women her age are swallowers it's a behavioral trait that many whom survived the Great Depression have with the widespread poverty during that period one simply couldn't survive if they were waste for you had to utilize bits of things that would normally be discarded get an orange eat the rind a quiet tattered shoes turn them into flip-flops skin is peeling added twist you find yourself with a mouth full of juice you damn well are swallowing the stuff that's what it took to get by source patient here I was in a small town where my parents used to live and I had to see a jinn ecologist I was worried that I may have had a tampon stuck in my vag so that's not physically possible but I didn't know that at the time unfortunately the only doctor I could see was a friend of my parents after thoroughly probing and peeking he informed me that there was nothing wrong in fact your badges for lack of a better word gorgeous I've never been so embarrassed I had to babysit as kids that weekend TL DR dad's friend tells me I've got a beautiful beaver and then I have to babysit as kids edit one our IP inbox and it - apparently it is possible to lose a temp on edit 3 and now my second highest rated comment is about my vaginal thanks guys er in Brazil 20 year old woman receives a knife cut in the chest slides both of them across superficial injury but it needed sticks no plastic surgeon so CR in brazil started the procedure you like them don't you if you make them pretty again you cannot play with them all you want the nurse was mortified this would go on for 45 minutes as soon as the next year I ensured you arrived I was n dyeing the sticks and referred her to the other dr and noped out of there English is not my primary language sorry for any mistake edit thank you all for the language complements the main reason I comment on ridet is to practice my English and I get free grammar nazi' corrections to learn my doctor once said you're so thin it's very easy to palpate your organs then he felt my spine from the front it was awkward when I was in nursing school my lab partner was the Kenyan marathon runner he was so skinny out teacher used him as an example all the time because you could literally see his heart beating through his chest in his intercostal spaces and where his lungs were a little over developed from running he could take a deep breath and you could almost see the outline of his liver he always had to take his shirt off and let people broad and grope him I had one patient who had made her desire for me very public but since I treated her entire family I decided not to kick her out and continue to remain professional in the midst of a bitter low mania she kept campaigning of female issues during her pelvic exam I happened to look up and I saw a gigantic smile on her face after the exam in the hallway in front of a few residents she said if he weren't my doctor I'd duck your brains out perhaps I should have mentioned this earlier but she was the only woman I've ever met who is a zero stroke ten she's the only patient who made me question my heterosexuality doctor here recently walked in on a new mother in a sitz bath with two breasts pumps gulping away at her all the while her husband grins from ear to ear as I worked her up for a pubic bone injury the newborn could sense my embarrassment if it makes you feel any better when I had my son I couldn't have cared less if Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade trip through my room all sense of modesty went right out the door and I cared dackel who saw what part of me during my time in the hospital if you were there to help me have at it and thanks for all you do doc we appreciate it not a doctor but a nurse trying to insert a catheter on a guy with a micropenis inverted penis my perspective may be off the scope of the thread since I'm a veteran area not an MD in my experience people who do not want to neuter their male dogs are always males having a frank discussion about the benefits of neutering with someone who is emotionally attached to their dog's testicles is pretty awkward my pediatrician used to substitute this old male doctor sometimes without notifying anyone it was almost always the days I was coming in for my sports physical that feel when you're going to get your gonads touched by a lady doctor in your early teens and then seeing an old man snapping latex gloves on patients side of the story I got a positive on arrest he D test so to take the secondary test to make sure I went to public health center located near me the blood draw a person was extremely cute so when she drew my blood I was striking up a conversation just to be friendly she says you're awfully cheerful for a person that doesn't know if you have a rest TD or not I tell her well you'll let me know if I do she gave me a smile and left when someone came back I she'd you not I was facing the other way and said something charming ferti only to turn around face to face with an old lady doctor she even had a sense of humor and said you can call me when you know you're clean she was the kind of woman you can tell that used to be pretty about 20-30 years ago but old age took its toll I got embarrassed asked for when to come back for results and left week later I go back see the same old lady doctor and tells me I'm cleaning I left before any awkwardness bubbled up used liquid nitrogen to freeze genital warts off of a 20-something year old girl after she touched her genital warts with her hands to show me where they were I applied cryotherapy and left the room for a moment so she could get dressed when I got back she proceeded to grab my hand and shake it after touching all of her warts without washing her hands edit I could have gotten drunk off the alcohol absorbed through my skin from the amount of hand sanitizer I used after that particular incident my classmate and I were at a free clinic performing our first-ever pelvic exams on standardized patients classmate is a big woman pillager of man and gets to go first he proceeds to insert his fingers to palpate for the bimanual exam our poor standardized patient shrieks right away she promptly states that for all woman's sake he's gonna need to use one finger for those procedures from now on as a third-year med student on aaaghh a 13 year old giving birth mother yelling at her in Spanish telling the attending and myself she had one period and got pregnant over and over again and then after delivery the new mother says what color is it as an intern superhot first-year med student I met after a party who hooked up with one of my bras week before comes into ER with STD I had to examine colon comma still haven't told anyone as a third-year resident male to female pre-op transgender whips out pen 15 for proof in front of entirety funnier than awkward as in attending last year hot 30 year old Brazilian asthmatic comes to see me and whips her fake giant Bob's out when I ask simply to lift the back of her shirt it's okay to listen instead burner so I'm a little bit late but I have something I'm not a doctor but a pharmacy technician about a year ago a young woman comes in very upset and turns in a prescription for a bunch of anti-anxiety and anti psychosis medications all is going well until I realize we are out of one of them and I have to tell her I have to order it for the next day she was ok with it at first but then I see tears building I ask if she is okay and says yes so I continue typing up the prescriptions I want to say there was about eight or nine next thing I know she begins crying she starts telling me that she was just released from a psych ward and she had tried to heal herself a couple weeks back she rolled up her sleeves and her arms were covered in deep cuts she began to ask me if I thought she would ever get reaccept it to nursing school because apparently they kick you out after getting admitted to hospital for psychological symptoms I had no idea what to tell her except that I hope she got in and out if she works hard they should give her a chance I know this all may sound shallow but I was not prepared for this nothing in pharmacy tech training told me how to react so this was definitely my most awkward moment with the opposite sex not opposite 6 but I had a terrible same six doctor experience I had to take a pregnancy test to receive the depo proverb shot the first time you get it they have to make sure you aren't pregnant to avoid lawsuits I got a call a few hours later saying the test was positive and I had to go back in two days to retest the next time my levels dropped back to normal when I went to talk to my doctor she said I had an ectopic pregnancy that ended up in a miscarriage and it wouldn't have happened if you weren't having sex she was very religious and even though I was 20 at the time and I'm a long-term relationship she felt the need to express her personal opinions about premarital sex to me I became very depressed dropped out of school had my records transferred and six months later soar a new object I told her what had happened and she informed me there was nothing in my charts regarding a miscarriage but there was a record of a false positive pregnancy test long story short my dr told me i had a miscarriage i dropped out of school due to depression because of it find out six months later she lied to scare me out of having six and it was a mistake false positive one of my friends was getting a physical for a high school sport i believe and when it came time for them to check his gonads the doctor says cough but apparently my friend thought he said humph so here my friend is standing there the doctor has my friend's boys in hand and my friend harms said it was the most embarrassing moment of his life i had to put her foley into a male PT i'm young and female he seems nervous as i started right when i was about to insert the catheter with his pen15 in my left hand and the catheter in my right he abruptly asked if it would help if he was aroused for the procedure and proceeded to gain some girth before I could answer I said no kind of unrelated but one time my uncle was in the hospital for a few days and he had to give them a urine sample each morning the last day however he was told by a nurse that he didn't need one so he filled up the cup with apple juice and waited for his doctor the doctor came in and saw the cup and told him he didn't need to pee in the cup that day my uncle just shrugged and drank the cup the doctor stood there speechless until my uncle and the nurse next a in bursts out laughing not really opposite six related but almost any health care worker in the field log enough we'll have a story about the time a patient had visitors at bedside and they made the mistake of inferring relationships based on apparent age and gender mistaking a patient's wife for a daughter and vice versa is pretty classic never assume best thing I ever read Umbra did was a few weeks ago sorry can't find the link so I will try and repeat it here apparently a doctor used to keep a large rubber wrist in hand partly clamped shut in his office when he was doing digital prostate examinations the patient was invariably bent over forward with his pants down and he would first place clamped the rubber hand on the patient's right shoulder after inserting his digit for the exam he would place his other hand on the patient's other shoulder and wait and see how long the reaction took long but worth the read and I am a real doctor : calmer I was a senior resident supervising two interns on an overnight shift for reasons that are beyond me I got a call at 2:00 a.m. from the psych ward about a female patient with a bowel impaction that apparently could not wait until the morning for the non-medical a feko limp action is a solid immobile bulk of human fesses that can develop and the rectum as a result of chronic constipation instinctively I told one of the interns to head over there right away however he boo-boop the suggestion so to speak I offered him a deal if he did all the write-up and orders for the next two patients I would take care of the bowel impaction I thought he would at least take some time to weigh out his options or try to renegotiate but there was zero hesitation realizing I got the bum end of the deal with the other female intern at my side I headed down to perform at a simp action the nurses had prepared the young woman in the fetal position along with a pair of gloves some Lube and a large disposable cloth for the discarded waste without further ado I looped up my fingers and oh right in pulling out huge chunks of stills from this woman usually I can overcome these situations by breathing through my mouth however in this instance smell had transcended into taste and I might as well have been licking my fingers for lubrication my mind began to wonder with each clump of rancid clay still I added to the pile I grew more demoralized it was Saturday night my friends were out partying and I was literally up to my wrist and sheet around the fifth or sixth swipe my FML moment disintegrated into a high-pitched scream of wrong hole that echoed through the unit I wish I could say I had switched hands before that moment but alas my sheets fingers had inadvertently Travis our most sacred orifice within seconds my heart was thumping and my scrubs were soaked in sweat the rest is somewhat of a blur but as I recall after apologizing profusely I had the nurses rig an enema to wash her out I don't think I looked that intern in the Argonne for the rest of the rotation I can't remember what the patient had been hospitalized with but I am sure we both had post-traumatic stress disorder after that TL DR Saturday night bowel disimpaction edit formatting when I was 13 I was in the band in eighth grade it was my first year marching and I was just a little nervous wreck I was on the bus from a football game on the way back to town and my friends and I were playing truth or dare it was all messing around and silly inconsequential stuff until my friend Erik decided to get serious he knew I had a crush on this girl Brittany and decided to be an amazing bro and dared her to kiss me she was all for it and I was incredibly excited I had never kissed anyone before and my heart was pounding I was shaking a bit as she sat next to me her hand came to rest on mine and an immense calm came over me she looked into my eyes and I knew that this was going to happen she leaned in closer and for what seemed like forever our lips drew close for a kiss I closed my eyes and lightly passed my lips trying not to overdo it here it comes I thought I couldn't breathe the bottom of her upper lip grazed the top of mine as I completely melted and her bottom lip landed somewhere on my chin she immediately drew back laughing and told me she was gonna make out with me for a bit but not anymore I turned extremely red was embarrassed and felt like such a fool I kicked myself a lot over the lost chance extremely awkward I'm not sure how me being a doctor fits into this but I'm sure you have your reasons for specifying from a patient side of things I have a short story went to the urologist due to cysts on my testicles he comes in for the exam and sits in front of me as expected in one of those little chairs and tells me to drop my pants before I can say anything the doctor is giving my nuts an exam no gloves awkward as hell at least he had soft fingers edit autocorrect at me when you get a vasectomy you get your big dick taped to your stomach a nurse came in to do the finishing after the procedure she was middle-aged and I'm guessing she probably got into nursing late because she was looking really nervous and uncomfortable and anyone who's been in nursing more than a few years has had hands-on pen15 experience she's kind of tentative and unsure about pulling the tape off so I say go ahead it's been through a lot in its time she got a big smile and ripped that sheet off of there so she's totally cool in my book my grand uncle is a urologist and I got a boner from checking out one of his nurses when I was around 12 I then had to explain why I couldn't drop my trousers for an examination he asked if I wanted to go to the bathroom to do something about that so we can continue the examination I have no idea what Master bi shamblers and he explained rather vaguely to me the gist of the operation I didn't feel like trying it so he just sort of waited until it went away I don't know if it was awkward for him but whenever I think about it I cringe myself into the fetal position until I can block it again my first pap smear was that Planned Parenthood when I was like 50 the male doctor got me positioned then turned around to grab the speculum and said this is going to be cold quack quack in a Daffy Duck voice of using the speculum like a duck's bill technically I was a medical student at the time but I guess it still applies while on my psych rotation me and my resident were called to the ER for a consult upon arriving we saw a slightly disheveled black lady with a crazy look in her eyes that was complaining about lower abdominal pain the ER resident started to do a pelvic exam and suddenly backs away with a strange look on his face the lady looks down at her crotch says oh that and proceeds to reach into her vag and pulls out an 8-inch tightly packed ball of wet paper towels mfw she reaches across to me and the psych resident and says I was keeping this for you none of us to this day have ever forgotten it [Music] you [Music] [Music]

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Published: Thu May 28 2020