Disturbing Things You Found Your Childs Internet History (Parent Story r/AskReddit)

parents who have checked their child's internet history what is the weirdest or most flicked up thing you found on it my friends kids searched on cows popping and apparently watched many YouTube videos of cows pooping I heard my son saying to Siri Siri show me videos of hippos pooping a minute later I hear dubstep coming from the iPad if Siri had given him a video of hippos pooping set to dubstep my daughter is only seven years old so nothing so far but about 10 years ago I was using my exs little brother's laptop for a few days checked his search history and found a few weird things he must have only been around 15 at the time there were Google searches for naked truth or dare and rubber dong under the age of 8 inches dirt needless to say I promptly turned the laptop off and never spoke of it again stepdaughter was intern injure titles for a while she would read fanfiction and roleplay with some random people she would pretend to be pregnant with turtle babies triplets and another time she was one of the ninja turtles having gay intercourse with another turtle a direct quote was I rubbed my dong on your dong and moonlight ly there are some things you do not need to find not a parent story but close enough used to be the IT department for a kind of through fifth grade school once we actually received a budget to purchase laptops for the classrooms I was tasked with imaging them all and also implementing a web content filter which we hadn't had previously since it was before students had computer access well I wanted to make sure my filter was working well so naturally I tested my go-to site is always boobs calm because it's relatively benign or it was haven't checked it in 10 years and it should always trigger a filter it gets blocked filter works life is good I deliver laptops to the classrooms and go about my job as usual a few months later a teacher comes ripping down into my office holding a laptop breathlessly yelling we have a problem the kids are systematically trying to bypass the filter I'm like whoa whoa whoa how do you know I've checked ten machines now and everyone one of them has boobs calm in the search history as soon as she said it I realize my mistake I used the first laptop to check the filter which happened to be the laptop I used to create the donor image that I then cloned onto every other laptop in the school I successfully put boobs calm as the only address in the search history on every school computer you're welcome parents my kids have an old Android phone of mine that we let them play games on my son is 4 and managed to figure out how to use the Google Voice Search he went and hid in his room and searched for YouTube videos on how to grow up the fact that his internet history is clear my son looked up screaming frickin B he was 11 at a time not ordinary frickin B the screaming kind I received my first computer when I was fifteen before that my only interaction with the Internet was when I visited my older married sister during the summer my first experience with the Internet was when I was 12 I visited my sister and she left me alone in the house for the day while she and my bill worked but my parents did that all the time it was cool that night when he got home my bill sat me down he had a little smirk on his face he thought he caught me red-handed did you know my computer keeps a record of the websites who visit number I didn't he proceeds to pull up his internet history and sees 9 hours of activity of Animorphs searching for Animorph websites posting in animal forums reading about Animorphs reading animal fanfiction looking at in a more fan art just Animorphs my guess is he expected me to look up pee and instead of telling me not to do it ahead of time he thought it was fair and reasonable to bust my balls after the fact and humiliate me but Frick that douchebag Animorphs is where it's at this is about my mom and my brother who was 14 at the time my brother was just discovering Internet pee and would get up really early in the morning to look at it my mom caught on after a virus was downloaded and she started looking up the history one morning my brother looks at a website with an address like jogs calm or something but he spells it wrong and it takes him to a sport website when my mom gets up she looks at the history sees it and that breakfast she looks at him if he wanted P you should have spelled it with two Gs his face was priceless not me but my boss told me a story of his eight-year-old son's YouTube history apparently he would take the iPad and just watch videos of Asian children crying for hours on end my ten-year-old googled sexy Fujino his spelling is atrocious a friend's younger brother was starting to get to that age I think 11 or so their family computer kept getting infected with viruses and whatnot parents wouldn't do much about it until they found how big is a vagina in the Google search and they decided to sit him down for a little sex ed cracks me up every time I deleted my dad's pee history and he was mad it was the early 2000s and he had a subscription to reality kings is it weird i jacked off to the same P might added I searched boob when I was younger on the family computer and we we're all called over to figure out which one of me and my siblings did it my older brother got the blame as he was the only boy sorry bro it was me just the one not my kids but when I was in high school my best friend and I went through his little brother's computer to my amazement in a week he had gone from simple boobs searches on Google to finding hardcore best eality and there wasn't just one site there were several over two days we clicked on the first one and both of us started to gag and didn't check any others out we decided not to throw him under the bus to his parents but as we all played halo after we kept making analogies for anything negative that happened to animal pee we were dying by the end of it and little bro just laughed uncomfortably never found it on his comp again but he may have just cleared his history from the norm when I was 13 and my youngest brother was about 8 or so I found his iPod Touch and decided to check his Google search history in Safari it read a search guns Call of Duty P just the word P no context or modifiers those were also the only entries he's a simple man with simple pleasures America my son was looking for nice racks when confronted he pointed out we told him he could decorate his room and he was looking for shelving 10 stroke 10 for creativity on the spot my dad caught me looking up dong cops a pirate well I'm sure my dad was disappointed by big tits roundest is calm judging by the fact that he couldn't look at me when he told me not to go to those sites five-year-old looked up on YouTube when I wasn't around for fijian of videos and Pepe videos and he didn't mean rare peeps my parents used to catch me good link for gangbangs funny times you make it sound like it happened a lot not parent but cousin little cousin had tab open called how to get revenge my mom used to give me crap for finding my search history but of course had pee in it this was late 90s early 2000s the problem was my mom is actually and still is bad with computers she knows enough to do her job at work and that's about where that knowledge ends so one night she comes to my room to berate me for looking at pee and threatens to install parental control software and in a move only a smartest teenager would think his brilliant said are you going to have me install it - my parents are divorced so she immediately phoned my dad and complained to him about how I'm out of control she eventually hands the phone to me and my dad says son that was funny as heck but don't talk back to your mother and don't be so obvious about your pee habits when my son was about 8 he'd been searching for vaginal and clearly come across some websites that told him had been blocks due to content filtering that was the point at which he went searching for unblocked vagina it still worries me what horrors that search bore well this happened to me but my dad when I was younger saw 60 year old dong in my search Brenda was completely shocked still super embarrassing to think about my son is 16 now so this was about four years ago I had got a new tablet and he had gotten in the habit of taking it into his room to play games on I got curious one day and looked at the search history Pokemon cheat code halo map big boobies dongsuk minercraft it was such an odd mix I had to laugh I bookmarked some sites that he could look at that weren't hard core p SI swimsuit site etc I let him know he could look at these and it was okay the last few years he's had his own laptop and I really don't even bother anymore trying to control a teenage boys masturbatory habits is the definition of fighting a losing battle I think I'm adopted how can I tell my parents if they had looked through my history would have found a bunch of medieval torture methods I was 9 I looked at the internet history on the home computer to find how to fist people I confronted my son about it and he told me that somebody upset him at school and he wanted to fist him he got suspended from school the next day for fisting a kid in the face I laughed continuously for the next 10 minutes thereafter little brother downloaded a game called Mike's hardcore anal adventure when I was around 12 I would look up twelve-year-old girls naked pee surprise we never got a visit from the government although this probably put me on a list my kid looked up Ruth Ginsburg naked Clinton naked Hillary Clinton naked followed by Sponge Bob lyrics life on Mars ending with Condoleezza Rice naked needless to say there was no more internet for her still trying to figure out why she wanted to see those people of all people naked but we can't talk about that too weird I caught my eight-year-old brother looking up naked a two-year old naked 80 year old with boobs naked 80 year old pretty and my personal favorite naked 80 year old ugly he's 10 now and doesn't know I seen anything had I been older I probably would have talked to him about it but I was a pretty naive 16 year old so I just deleted his history I checked his history now from time to time though caught my son running a Google search for crap stain course I was beyond distraught we are strictly a Bing family not my child but I cleaned up a computer for my dad's co-worker it was her son's computer and I found several pictures of his escapades and some random pee the most memorable was two dudes dressed as pterodactyls banging a chick in a forest we used to get drunk and make people watch pterodactyl pee all the time the best is that the guys get into it forget they are supposed to be pterodactyls and then suddenly remember and start flapping their wings again not a parent but when I was 12 10 years ago now I had my own laptop and did the whole Google image search for most of my naked women boobs needs but one night I got a pop up saying you have a virus download this now if you want to stop IT and thumb 12 y/o me downloaded it in a panic woke my father up at like 2:00 a.m. brought him downstairs to try and fix my laptop and just hearing him reading through my history to try and find what caused this virus just half-asleep grunting sighing and then suddenly saying my first lesbian comm that virus sure put some weird sights on there I don't even know what that is I mean gee willikers dad I was helping my husband's 9 year old cousin hack his paw command game when I accidentally opened the browser on his DS which had some very hard copy pages displayed he quickly snatched his DS from me and hid for the rest of the family gathering in the bathroom claiming he felt sick not as sick as I felt kid oh I doubt my son has anything close to mine I spent a month taking pictures of the remains of successful suicide bombers and turning them into textures for games in 2005 I've kinda had the total opposite of this I work in a phone shop and naturally get asked to fix the family's phones whenever they are acting up dad has a problem with his phone not connecting to the internet one day reset it and opened the browser redhot milfs tab is still open proceeds to scrub hands until they bleed I never gave a Frick when I was a kid on my parents computer I'd stay typing in boobies big boobies boobs everyday in the search engine half the time putting it up on the screen when my dad went to the bathroom and coming back in on him and acting surprised like he was the one looking at big boobies dang you were establishing dominance hard core my mother found lesbian Karma Sutra in my history she still maintains it was just a phase and I cannot be gay my 11 year old daughter was role-playing on Instagram she had about 15 different accounts all differently characters there were some conversations that were getting a little heated talking about making out in stuff but luckily I caught it before any clothes came off but there was some under the shirt touching but the saddest thing was that sometimes she was just switching between accounts and rpi in with herself I cried a lot that morning not a parent/child story but semi relevant at a training course for professionals that by included a few co-workers the instructor opened his laptop which was set up on the projector when he opened his browser pounding buttholes was in the search bar only one co-worker and I seemed to notice I had to step out in the hallway as I could not control my laughter when I stepped back in he's continuing to demonstrate the basic functionality of the website and ready to teach us to make our own accounts here he suggests searching for this website create account he realized what was in the search history and promptly deleted it I think our mirth finally clicked then and then he fainted on to the podium which created quite the gash on his forehead which led to the cancellation of the class guardzilla kgp for sure my wife and I kind of wished it was something normal like lesbians my six-year-old is into my little pony and undertale stuff on youtube every so often I'll have to stop a video where some neck bird takes the subject to uncomfortable levels I can explain sexuality violence etc but how do you explain a grown man spending 15 minutes rendering Rainbow Dash's anus while listening to each Park how do you explain sana and papyrus making out in holding bones with blushy faces and hearts I've taken a very realistic approach towards parenting and telling my daughters the facts of life Santa isn't real dragons and unicorns are make-believe but some crap on the Internet is extremely difficult to explain I watched my daughter watch Mickey Mouse toy unboxings yesterday that isn't audun of itself but the people that make these videos are fricking scary you only see their hands and hear their voices but you know they're adults at our way into toddler 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