James Austen

it's also what's a bathroom I'd like to make myself presentable my gentleman called over be here shortly sure go ahead thank you so much mm-hmm Mallory just so refined I swear ever since that Downton Abbey marathon oh she and her boyfriend are just so classy yeah I'm just glad they didn't have a twilight marathon good evening dear madam I am here to call upon the fair miss Mallory I will get her as always Natalie your dulcet tones are like sweet ambrosia to my ears thank you madam I hope you'll permit me to say that your beauty never ceases to still both my heart and time itself good sir you flatter me with your flowery words but is your stately character with my true passion lies if we were alone right now I would kiss your hand Oh My yes [Applause] get it I'll get it babe yeah babe didn't you hear me honking the car still running James must you be so crass and mixed companies yeah sure whatever babe it's mr. Perry isn't it rah I don't believe I've had the pleasure of your acquaintance but permit me to say that in the future when in the presence of a lady you would do well to treat your intended with the respect she inherently deserves algebra that's alright James you can make it up to me at Butch's beef world oh yeah can I get the steak and fried butter and beer s cargos such a handsome couple it's so weird to get your dress the 1800s of course of course oh hello Jason hey Jason I thought that perhaps for tonight we might conduct ourselves in a more civilized manner what are you talking about just for tonight do you think we can be more like them shall I compare thee to a summers day yes please may I present mr. gray of the gray household mr. gray would it be too intimate a quarry for me to question your intentions regarding miss Kohl she's very dear to me after all miss Everton I find that a very forward inquiry indeed mr. gray and I have not yet breached the subject of domestic Felicity as yet oh why ever not it would would be an error of judgment in my mind to consider a proposal of that nature at this tender stage of our courtship must a man and their continual pressure from his peers as well as his kin regarding this most sensitive I assure you we mean no ill-will we only raised the subject out of concern for miss Cole are you implying that she has me [ __ ] I am implying nothing though perhaps I have inadvertently struck a tender chord [Applause] apologies you may take your apologies and place them in your that is it sir I demand satisfaction and you shall have it very well Mallory if you will oblige us yes oblige us Mallory are these real gun go get it baby baby will you turn your back on me you coward they were real [Music] so we also like that yes I think so okay [Applause] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Studio C

Views: 3,114,328

Rating: 4.9513884 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, Downton Abby, Jane Austin, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and sensibility, Emma, Chick Flick, Mallory Everton, Matt Meese, Jason Gray, Whitney Call, Funny, humor, college, College Humor

Id: -dEsaYj1JFk

Length: 5min 43sec (343 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 10 2012