Man's Last Words Before Execution

>>WELL SIR, DO YOU HAVE ANY FINAL WORDS? >>OH YEAH. >>WERE THOSE YOUR LAST WORDS? I'M SORRY. I'M TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING GOOD. >>IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING. IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE IS WRITING THIS DOWN. OH, NEVER MIND. I GUESS FRANK'S WRITING DOWN. BETTER MAKE IT GOOD. >>TAKE A STEP FORWARD, LADS! IT'LL BE EASIER THAT WAY. >>NICE. VERY CONFIDENT. >>THANK YOU. >>YOU STOLE THAT LINE, DIDN'T YOU? >>YEAH, I DID. >>SO DID YOU WANT TO TRY SOMETHING ELSE OR JUST DIE IN SHAME? >>I'M THINKING! IT'S SO HOT! AND THESE PANTS ARE MADE OF EVIL BURLAP. I WISH I WAS WEARING CAPRIS. >>READY! >>NO! DON'T SHOOT ME AFTER THE CAPRIS LINE! >>WELL CAN YOU BE QUICK? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WE NEED TO EXECUTE TODAY. >>OH, I'M SORRY. ARE YOU IN A HURRY FOR ME TO DIE? >>SI! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING. ANY OTHER FINAL THOUGHTS? >>TELL MY CHILDREN I DIED BRAVELY. >>YOU DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS. >>YOUR MOM DOESN'T HAVE ANY KIDS! >>I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THE LOGIC OF THAT SENTENCE. DO YOU WANT TO GIVE IT ANOTHER GO, OR DID YOU WANT YOUR LAST WORDS TO BE "YOUR MOM DOESN'T HAVE KIDS?" >>IT DOESN'T MATTER ANY MORE. I CLEARLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. >>WELL, IS THERE SOMEONE BESIDES YOUR IMAGINARY KIDS YOU WANT TO SEND A MESSAGE TO? SOMEONE YOU RESPECT MAYBE? >>TELL LEBRON JAMES I DIED BRAVELY. IS THAT WEIRD? HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME. DON'T TELL HIM THAT. HE'S GOT ENOUGH ON HIS PLATE. WHAT ABOUT, TELL THE WORLD MY STORY. >>YOUR STORY... YOU MEAN HOW YOU STOLE 15 CHICKENS AND THEN DRESSED THEM AS THE CAST OF STAR WARS? BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, I WOULD TRY TO BURY THAT DEEP. >>I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THAT'S PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. >>YEAH, IT'S PRETTY WEIRD AND STRANGELY SPECIFIC LAW. >>CAN WE GET BACK TO HELPING ME PLEASE? I NEED SOME POIGNANT LAST WORDS. IT'S ALL I'VE GOT LEFT. >>FINE. WHAT, UH, WHAT WERE YOUR FINAL THOUGHTS BEFORE WE BROUGHT YOU OUT HERE? >>I WAS THINKING ABOUT LUNCH. TELL THE WORLD I ATE A HAM SANDWICH, EXTRA MAYO. >>HONESTLY, THAT'S THE BEST HE'S GOT SO FAR. >>JUST DO IT ALREADY. I'M TOTALLY EMBARRASSED ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING. I'VE INSULTED YOUR MOTHER WHO I'M SURE IS VERY NICE, I DRESSED A CHICKEN LIKE AN EWOK, AND I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM. SO JUST, PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY. >>WORST LAST WORDS EVER. >>I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. JUST DO IT! AIM FOR MY HEART MEN! YOU CAN'T BREAK WHAT'S ALREADY BROKEN! >>THAT WAS SADLY BEAUTIFUL. >>RE-- >>DON'T SPOIL IT! YOU WANT THOSE WORDS TO BE YOUR LAST WORDS! READY. [DRUMROLL] AIM. >>HMM,MY BOOTY ITCHES. >>FIRE!

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Keywords: BYUtv, BYU tv, BYUtelevision, Studio C, StudioC, Man's Last Words Before Execution - Studio C, Last Words, Capital Punishment (Cause Of Death), Execution, Man's Last Words, Firing Squad, Parody, Spoof, Matt Meese, Jeremy Warner, James Perry

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Length: 3min 57sec (237 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 04 2014