DEAD MEMES COMPILATION - DANK DOODLE MEMES V851

the teacher heading to the conference room with the kids who said they can help lift the chairs my phone screenshots i'll never use 8 32 p.m how to turn on voice chat and call of duty 8 43 p.m how to report a hate crime 15 year old girls in anime 15 year old boys in anime me taking my exams in a restaurant because the customer is always right the education system women shopping for clothes no this one doesn't fit me boys shopping for clothes i just want to find a plain white shirt i'm not eating that russia opened a military disneyland called patriot park where visitors including children can ride in tanks shoot guns and buy and sell military gear i go to russia my computer after i failed the capture 13 times in a row one of us one of us one of us me start telling dad jokes before i even hit the age of 18. my dad finally a worthy son my grandkids will be legendary pov you just sat down and your mom asked you to do the dishes you are my hero elon me then whoa we get to use calculators when we are older maths gonna be so easy me now x black people white people shopping google there is no racial bigotry here here you are all equally worthless how a drunk scientist and his grandson sounds interesting and then he turned himself into a pickle [Music] prince philip age 99 leaves london hospital after one month stay what the frick my man looked like he is on one hp when you just about mac frickin had it wish i had this right now that's the worst freaking tent i've ever seen me does anything the chess bot laughter you dumb beach pc players developers making a game cross platform console players it's a racing game pc players well freak game achievements just open the game to get this achievement 23 percent of people no nobody picks a mom anatomy me leaving the shower the german soldiers wolf goes over to human and acts cute human gives them food and shelter other wolves noted wife calls you love ex calls you garbage kebab man calls you boss my moral compass leaving my body when a villain is shreksy when you invite a girl to have shreks but it's actually a trap to talk her about dark souls lore me when i grow up i'm going to be a billionaire friend how me i haven't programmed that path yet when your friend tells you he wants to set a guinness world record and you find him at the bar three hours later with a 300 bar tab you only had one viewer from twitch it's only anonymous guy he donates you six thousand dollars electric car charging point running on diesel generator elon musk gats industry how people sleep in movies how i sleep i wish i was a cow eating grass in a field no rent no job no college just moo me getting escorted out of the chinese buffet five-year-old me after i fell off a tree tis but a scratch sixteen-year-old me after i fell of my chair dies some kid music without lyrics isn't music me be careful we are going to beat you to death when you buy chess pieces from france me makes the first move in a chess game to spot in case you haven't noticed you've fallen right into my trap my father getting remarried i sleep i'm gonna have a stepmom and a step-sister intrigued me who hasn't been followed by i followed um fricks yet how do you do fellow smart people dads when they find gas for ascent cheaper at a gas station in a different country i will eat it nobody knows the future what if i die tomorrow me waking up alive in the next morning i think there are karen's hiding in the bushes you need to wear a mask i want to speak to your manager he protect he attack but most importantly he he facts somehow every time a corporation tries to use memes in ads to relate to younger audiences it's always incredibly cringy or an outdated meme doctor how did this happen me being bored bad idea nearly dying trying again immediately tick tock was invented in 2016 the world in 2015. [Music] the cooks at mcdonald's assembling the burgers [Music] gamers will be the happiest retired people in history why are you so happy no reason for no reason how the frick saying bruh 20 000 times to end 2020 part one bruh billy what have you done he was trying to shoot the leaf off my head i bet i can hit it desert eagle shotgun americans i don't need sleep i need a gun people saying i suck at drawing me who already knows that i suck terrorists mothers using airplanes to make you say ah swallowing a chip you didn't chew well reality how it feels highly dangerous volcano that could erupt at any moment exists humans nice place number the bananas when i buy them the bananas the next morning that one bug in my room be like feminists why can't women be shirtless in public guys we don't care do it feminists well now i'm not doing it friend girlfriend boyfriend best friend only 1967 shelby gt500 has no end biodegradable products me breaks down easily son dad how was i born that we all make mistakes in the heat of passion jumbo when you ask your favorite teacher for extra time on the test and she says over my dead body [Music] all right children turn on your camera yes mame people who use shift for the first letter people who turn caps lock on and off people who leave caps lock on and use shift for lower case the tea and whistle tsunami and castle the tnt the average tv show runs at 30 fps gamers the strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue and the weakest is my will to live no one literally no one pokemon evolutions absolute mad lad in the right hands these things can turn into freaking torpedoes shaggy has manifested one percent of his power to time travel this meme from 2018 to 2021 who the frick said pus per spurs purse hacker telling me my full name and address me who already knew both professional footballer this is a goal by inches me puff what a freaking idiot [Music] interviewer so why do you want this job me i don't know maybe it's because i don't want to live on the freaking street the lego piece on the ground mr bolt how did you become the world's fastest man it's simple i can cook meena twice in 58 seconds demon slayer the cooler demon slayer six views 158 likes something's wrong i can feel it person stabs me multiple times with a knife society murderer shame go to jail some guy with a degree stabbed me multiple times with a sharper knife society hero savior psychopaths satan himself people who watch spoiler review and then watch the movie casual shreks is ranked shrek's g day i'm bob the necromancer today we are doing an unboxing gorilla playing saxophone with balloons at your party eight four one eight three two two me stays home from school haha everyone is in second period right now the groceries in my fridge watching me put new ones in front of them this guy is up to something seeing perry the platypus becoming agent p for the first time seeing perry the platypus becoming agent p for the four 2069th time life's so hard i can relate me and well that's how all the pokemon revived ash with their tears my uber driver is fixing the game bethesda hate when older people say you're too young to be tired all right margaret you're too old to be alive but here we are how you look when you walk around the house on a zoom call me who has been tired the whole day is finally able to go to sleep my body well now i'm not doing it me cucumbers are 98 water so they are basically just crunchy water my nutrition teacher listen here you little shoes me washing dishes someone adds a plate me what's your favorite music ah it's complicated school ended three hours ago the deaf kid sitting in an empty classroom i didn't hear nobel this video is sponsored by ray 10 seconds 10 seconds 10 seconds 10 seconds 10 seconds 10 seconds 10 seconds when you try to beat a dark souls boss the first time 200 tries later [Music] my mom was worried about my trip to the grand canyon so i sent her this teacher what's the largest mammal in the world the smart kid that would be a whale 12 year old me no that would be your mother mars exists nasa sending rovers you had my curiosity but now you have my perseverance whenever a protagonist gets badly injured in a revenge plot breaking news man literally too angry to die due to a shortage of robots some of our staff are human and therefore react unpredictably when abused or under pressure you mean the servants have feelings they always have people at the end of 2020 don't worry things will get better what i found this morning the person after naming this weapon mini gun [Music] hero the villains hideout could be anywhere the villains hide out if there's a fire man then is this a water man me every morning [Music] the four horsemen of pistachios standard issue the lucky one chernobyl the middle finger got kicked out of stained glass class again 12 year old me saying i don't need a girlfriend cause i have my homies 20 year old me alone cause all my homies have their girlfriends fun fact did you know that the bigger this guy has the slower he walks my grandma maybe i have a big d my tinder date son watching cartoons me waiting for his bedtime so i can freak his mom sir fun fact the big bang was caused by shaggy using 14 of his power your 2018 shaggy meme you ordered me starting minecraft 10 years later me pounds 10 glasses of water before bed my mouth in the morning i'm the dumbest man alive respecting a woman is simping you're clearly dumber teacher what's the cause of depression me stress and trauma teacher then why did you write my name [Music] me looking at my imaginary hero doing parker while in the car my dad wondering who is the man chasing us at 100 miles per hour pov you won an argument you're blocked trash cans were invented in 1883 people in 2021 [Music] wolves so hey guys the standing apes are not so bad they give you food and play with you and sometimes call you good boy we are gonna hang out with them now other animals not noted cats interesting when you drop the baby and it starts crying so you drop it again and it stops crying the medic i'm the dumbest man alive yes you are and nobody gives a freak when a girl reaches down your pants and says you feel really big you've got to be pulling on my leg me tries on a new shoe my dad now walk 10 years ago i asked someone out on a date today i asked her to marry me she said no both times here's a picture of a couple i found on google my dad look at me and if you laugh it's because you're lying also my dad pixar releases a movie with a mother rule 34 artists it's show time your teen years are the best years of your life my teen years we are going to make a huge gun any name ideas widowmaker heavy shot money gun employee of the month netflix are you still watching someone's daughter happy saint patrick's day nobody is born cool except of course parents that knock before entering their child's room and close the door when leaving [Music] be careful there might be enemies nearby wait what's that what the hell wait that looks like sniper get down teacher what's so funny me nothing me in my head billy irish quick americans are asleep post pictures of european bread some guy i think chinese government a lack of gun money gun nano gun bowling but at what cost how was your meal great thank you that'll be 39.45 the gun hidden under my shirt says it's free me ghosts thieves and monsters my favorite blanket me takes bite out of burger the tomato pickles and onion the world will look up and shout save us and i'll look down and whisper nay when the person you were hoping to copy from doesn't prepare for the exam i don't need luck i'll be with dumbledore i'm not worried harry i'm with you somebody walks in the kitchen to drink water at 3 30 a.m me how most people think the zombie apocalypse will start how it will actually start me at 3am imagining the funeral of a person who is still alive me after seeing an american eating why is heart attack taking so long water flows beaver i'm gonna stop you right there when your life force starts draining because your wife forgot to sacrifice the virgin rip comrade dog go february 1 2007 to april 9 2019. me sees a good meme also me [Music] sure darth vader was a good villain but who remembers this malicious little shoes white people wearing anything remotely foreign cultural appropriation okay which country should we invade usa usa ham how do we know english when you go to sleep with a fever and wake up with the avengers in your room something's wrong i can feel it from rick astley never gonna give you up to rick astley giving up on love you disappoint me mop can i have a frog girlfriend no we have frog girlfriend at home frog girlfriend at home potato is the best thing that happened to humanity you can bake fry boil grill steam it make a stew mash them chips crisps potato pancakes salad or any other dish and it will be freaking delicious harry is adjusting great to america why do they have 31 months in a year 5 year old me cries and screams in front of people because wants ice cream mom we have ice cream at home ice cream at home when you go out with your extrovert friends q is too high up in the alphabet i respect it but it has no place between p and r should be at the end with the weirdo goth letters when you make fun of the online teacher and realize your mic was on it was just a joke i survived a global pandemic i survived over 19 by making no change to my lifestyle not all americans are fat gun loving burger addicts europeans we happy 18 bud still no butt hair yeah we happy parents don't allow son to date girls son dates boys instead parents are you freaking kidding me daft punk releases a seven minute long song that repeats around the world 144 times people begasfans.com onlyfans.com expectation reality [Music] after seeing the earth from the moon neil armstrong said it changed his perception of humanity before there were arbitrary divisions and strife but afterwards he only saw one people or losers who hadn't been on the moon ever cheers losers romeo juliet tybalt mercutio when you just want to turn off the computer before you sleep but you accidentally press update and restart people who go up two stairs at a time people who go down two stairs at a time people who slide down the railing much to learn you still have people who slide up the railing unlimited power idiot guy 911 was fake graphics in 2001 literally nothing random objects at night parents we only did it because we love you me got satan people who complete gta without breaking traffic laws lisa simpson every time she meets new friend yeah like jazz afric equals lol whoops oh frick equals i've made an irreversible fatal error or frick equals i can't believe you've done this me licking the knife clean everyone else in the surgery room new anime girl coming out cute fanart server rule 34 artists westerners complaining about their education system indians you have one viewer on twitch it's mr beast i cooked a chicken by slapping it louis wheats they called me a madman teacher what comes after eight microsoft nine teacher then why did you write ten [Music] yeah i'm a simp super intense minecraft player me does anything the chess bot that was a mistake march 2020 march 2021 extreme fire noodle challenge with hungry fat chick this is getting out of hand now there are two of them my mom and dad telling how it's very hard to make money me and my brother who made 50 dollars by just telling number behind credit card to call center guy we are intellectually superior in every way like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

Channel: Clumsy

Views: 315,685

Rating: 4.9332867 out of 5

Keywords: memes, dank doodle memes, best memes, dank memes, memes compilation, dank memes compilation, best memes compilation, clean memes, ddm, tik tok memes, memes clean, reddit memes, pewdiepie memes, family friendly memes, funny memes

Id: _rS_dmqIL_E

Length: 22min 35sec (1355 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 19 2021