DANK DOODLE MEMES V681

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during dinner the guests should pretend as if nothing happened family why dad noble gasses should have no reaction [Music] hey you you're finally awake 6 am after pulling an all-nighter 11 a.m oxygen i help sustain life uranium i help produce clean energy copper i'm a very good conductor gold i'm so shiny he was actually physically hurting me for no reason at all so in my defense i punched him my teacher i punched him help fire fire may mine here where is the fire in my heart for you meanwhile at a real house fire you can evolve an evita ghost type with a special type of stone called a brick 18. can i buy a bottle of wine usa no that's illegal and irresponsible 18. can i go 40 000 into debt for education usa we encourage it america me about to comment something i think is funny top comment is what i was gonna say don't kill that spider in your house it's unlikely to bite you and is good for the environment the spider who wrote this lol this shit's gone bang oh no stepladder what are you doing you remind me of my pinky toe because i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture frick off pervert i thought that's what tinder was for to entertain girls with pick-up lines entertain me with the d-pick instead frick off pervert professionals have standards phone scammers tricking me into giving them my bank account details me who only has 63 cents in my bank account i'm paralyzed from the neck down it's not so bad most days it's just become your new life some days though how are you typing he's holding his hands above his neck no no he's got a point dog's owner tell your kid not to annoy my dog karen don't tell me how to raise my kid kid annoys dog dog bites karen humans born in a hospital bears born in the safety and warmth of a den sea turtles 0.00001 seconds after they hatch lockdown diaries singer billy eyelash enjoys being alone i'm on maximum render distance and i still can't find who the frick asked you know i've always found you immensely physically attractive but with your disability it's like you're only half a man to me i don't know it sounds rude you weigh almost 250 pounds it's like you're actually two and a half women to me i don't know it sounds rude you are the biggest freaking a-hole i have holishes you freaking killed her dude okay so i had 189 errors in code yes i fixed one so now it's 188 right 236 errors found me ugg sweat is so gross i hate it so much sweat just trying to cool me down the original skin the free skin the event or game pass skin the i mean this character skin when you get hurt and someone asks if you're okay but your crush is watching [ __ ] do i look like i'm injured couldn't decide what art to put in my living room so i hung up a picture of the living room will you press the button your d grows five inches but you will lose the ability to speak mario says why would anyone do that to give up one of your senses to just look a little more attractive unbelievable luigi says me walking to the kitchen to do the dishes mom do the dishes sorry i fell asleep it's fine what did i miss my boobs oh good i thought i missed something big wrecked quarter cicada that was keeping me awake at night well guess what a hole it's baby shark on a 12 hour loop this guy the cicada just making its natural noise together is easy to get her is impossible robber hand me all the money you got me do i look like i have money i go outside neighbor says nice weather i say thanks i'm hereless master of the winds i'm the oracle i can answer any question you ask if red wine is the blood of jesus then what is white wine any question but that that classmate who gets to leave school early due to reasons [Music] the rest of the class this weird format everyone everyone medusa she is a hideous monster if you gazed into her eyes she can turn you into stone medusa who was victim of gods teacher whatever you do don't mix the substances me and my friends in the back caboom yes rico caboon holishes bro what did you do i don't really have any strong opinions on anything it's okay for dogs to be vegan if you're vegan me about to step on the stage during the graduation ceremony my dad's surprise home coming from the army cause he didn't want to miss it when i'm six foot and girls still don't like me those bastards lied to me me trying to watch movies on a shady website click here to come so hard you go into a coma rockstar smashes guitar on stage the guitar that help them play a perfect set welcome tourist we speak english english why do boys die earlier than us girls no clue boys keep our women and children safe therapist arabic thanos doesn't exist he is just her imagination arabic thanos when the school technician restarts the pc but it doesn't fix the issue and akin start panicking i don't have a plan akin when you casually slip the word exponential into a conversation and wait for the person to fully grasp how intelligent you are me at home depot a poor bag of soil who did nothing wrong name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom getting a for eight hours of sleep every high schooler same i use l'oreals which shampoo do you use marks i use dove soap you marks i use a lace lotion you marks is mark an international brand no mark is my roommate mark i have always wanted to own a purebred horse what's worse than a heartbreak having to watch will smith choke his dog sam after being bitten by one of those a-hole infected dogs and i'm legend don't do that when you use level one stealth an old schwarzenegger goes undercover at a gym the world's smallest snowman is only 2.7 microns tall comparison a human hair is 75 microns thick to create its scientists stacked three tiny silica spheres added a nose and arms made of platinum and cut the eyes and mouth with a focused iron beam sealants what does frick mean frick whoever disliked my video they grow up so fast what is the iq of a karen it ain't much i almost forgot my briefcase it contains important lab results anti-vaxxer warrior if vaccines are so great why aren't they mentioned in the bible [Music] meet tom the first ever known pubg pro player knows how to land faster can kill enemies with pan can take headshot even with pistol tells his squad about the location of enemy before rushing go i want my men to be at least six foot the girl this isn't the mask you wore to school this morning no this one is way cooler i traded mine to taylor who traded with hunter powerful protesters spell out love with burning homes and businesses that doesn't sound right but i don't know enough about love to dispute it i hope everyone you love dice i love you man i freaking love you you weren't supposed to do that they are back who the ugandan knuckles when you're a journalist who dug up secrets about the government but then the government found out eliminated me overcoming every obstacle amassing wealth and achieving my goals in a video game that was popular 10 years ago if i could give you one thing in life i would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes only then would you realize what a runt you are they had us in the first half not gonna lie i spent 14 years to improve my handwriting and now we are using keyboard say dad mother trucker well yes but actually no teacher you got a c minus everyone in class laughs teacher and that was the highest one it smell like failure in here guys literally only want one thing and it's freaking beautiful dicaprio face mask everyone 2020 sucks it's such a trash year 2020 whose task is to put everything bad in one year so the future will be great when people post pictures of their newborn babies when they post pictures of their newborn pets i have always believed in miracles but i had never actually witnessed one until i saw this angel restore this poor blind homeless man's sight right in front of me milk makes your bones stronger eight-year-old me thinking how my skeleton will look like if i drank milk parents why are you smiling at your phone is it a boy or girl me um [Music] spanish flew 1918 on average a person walks past seven psychopaths a day me when i look in the mirror after coming home there is another when you're a 24 year old piece of [ __ ] and you break into the home of a 73 year old and threatened him and his wife with a knife and didn't know he was a boxer a marine and hand-to-hand combat instructor oops you picked the wrong house full tucks myself into bed after a long day of hard work realize that i forgot to do an assignment that's due at 11 59 and it's 11 54. karen i tried wearing a face mask and i can't breathe meanwhile in romania beauty you'll get blown if you just stand there that's why i'm here my neighbor got a new car today and he's been standing outside staring at it while eating chips for 15 minutes it's beautiful i've looked at this for 15 minutes now when the math problem includes your name and it states you own 200 watermelons i'm melonlord when the realistic version of the starks meme is finally released stonks prime no one me when guests come over vanishing cream when the songs beat goes hard but the lyrics are cringe as frick [Music] you look like the human version of mark zuckerberg the main story of the game whatever the frick i'm doing my dad when he finds out i'm on a reality show my dad when he finds out it's called 16 and pregnant [Music] fragile sign exists delivery drivers like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos [Music] thanks

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Id: -Ow1_YWQtQc

Length: 14min 26sec (866 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 31 2020