DANK DOODLE MEMES V687

when you help out your crush and she smiles and says thank you the best thing that can happen to a potato how companies think we view prices 20 dollars [Music] 19.99 anime characters when they get punched in the stomach dead body discovered in cemetery everyone ray age 26 sorry ladies i'm on the right my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined indian man claiming he works for microsoft do you trust me my grandma with every cell of my body in a parallel universe microsoft gates xp build windows puts cat in a box the cat oh no anyway me stands up really fast my entire body roses are red violets are the best programmer has made 1993's doom playable on a pregnancy test it's over romeo i have the high ground you underestimate my power pokemon evolution digimon evolution a couple kids just dug this deep hole at the beach and it just keeps attracting a ton of other boys is this the whole yes tik tok band for harvesting data google yahoo bing etc ovid 19 when this is over let's remember that it wasn't the ceos and billionaires who saved us it was the janitors nurses doctors cops and other hard workers bill gates spending 150 million dollars to try to make orono virus vaccine as cheap as three dollars when you go to type lmao and forgot the a a man in florida woke up with a headache only to discover his wife has shot him while he slept he survived his wife the next morning do you have any history of mental illness in your family my son spends money on a game that he says is free gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new if you make all the answers to the question c you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world you like hitler but even atla cared about germany or something wearing matching outfits with your best friend suicide doesn't take the pain away it passes it to someone else what if you killed the other person and then killed yourself the other person hey babe do you want to have shreks tonight didn't we say we're saving that for marriage you passed the test this is one's dad you have passed the test sweetie this is caroline's mother i was testing one ah wanna have shrek then confused confusing confusion ikea employee misha zing in the toilet display get your freaking shoes together and act like an adult think you have the wrong number but you're right yeah i was pretty pissed when they stopped making memes about me so i used five percent of my power to ensure that 2020 was the biggest shi show possible japanese man develops bird poop sticker to combat bicycle theft problem the bicycle thief who read the article jokes on you i know that shiz normal people can you teach me that chord you were playing guitar players sure it's easy well i'm one in a million so there's 7 000 other beaches just like you you're always such a d just lose my number for me well i don't physically have it want me to delete it will that suffice yes tight done freaking a-hole who is us that girl that guy watching star wars hits blunt if there's no gravity in space why do the ships fall down ward when they are destroyed the baby named karen is predicted to go extinct in just a few years this does put a smile on my face the boss explaining his evil plans before killing me my custom character when you create yourself in a video game hawk heights from hurricane harvey in taxi refuses to leave my taxi now beach american teams finding out that egypt has streets and people and isn't just dessert be like the american school system failed us no matt kalin you're just stupid mackenzie scott after divorcing jeff bezos oh no anyway isn't it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like i don't know how to hold a pencil no one wives of all billionaires every five minutes why is heart attack taking so long the person who made this you found a cool song it's the only good song that artist has in 1977 we received a radio signal from space that lasted 72 seconds and to this day we still don't know where it came from yes we do it came from space mind size mega someone lives for a whole year people [Music] bayern aide do two highlights why i actually needed that the lyrics are actually meaningful and rick astley's voice is good thanks and i'll never give you up task failed successfully don't eat with a clown eat with a king mack the owner 2012 memes as a pet rock it runs away 2018 means when you blow on your bottled water because it's too hot 20 20 memes turtle hot dogs which is the superior game minecraft 95 fortnight one percent full guys three percent good soldiers autumn in other cities autumn in my city hey north korea how to cure or own a virus north korea the answer use a gun and if that don't work use more gun that moment in fifth grade when you are on a field trip and then you drive past your house and are just like yeah shreks is cool but have you ever walked perfectly in sync with someone me let's go get some sushi girl i don't like eating raw fish me well you put spices in the wrong neighborhood somewhere in the future i'll grow old and explode and take you all with me except her she will kill herself yellow beaches my friends arguing if we should use disposable straws or metal straws me an intellectual my grandad was a world war ii veteran in just one day during the battle of britain he destroyed eight german aircraft killing 32 as he aviators easily the worst mechanic the luftwaffe ever had they had us in the first half i'm not gonna lie oklahoma girl aged 15 died from overdose in tick-tock benadryl challenge glasses make you look smarter but you have to fail a test to get them a small price to pay for salvation the girl you like her dad her brother her sister her ex you when she says go deeper but you're out of ufo stories and conspiracy theories vote shrek 2020 fix the wreck vote for shrek invest hot dogs in milk hashtag foodie vegan when you type frick but the f auto corrects 2d my professor really brought a motherfreaking coffin to class to say your test scores had me dead 2003 i'm gonna be a famous artist 2010 i just want a nice car 2016 maybe next year i can afford health insurance 2020 i hope i die soon thinking about how the dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery put it in a jail cell with bread and water and when the media reported on it they put a little black bar over the face to protect its identity dutch police when your local mcdonald's says see you tomorrow instead of goodbye i prank myself by going to school 18 years for nothing everyone same it is forbidden to dog me when i dog here's a secret to being happy just pretend you are happy and eventually you'll forget you're pretending a friend made a wise choice 3d printing this masterpiece hail frick torpos i wish i could slap the biggest in my school right now self abuse is not funny sofia i diagnose you with dead cold war from 1947 to 1991 missiles raced to space assassins and spies cold war now albania rap me doesn't see grandma for 0.4 days grandma ok tiny dude is big now wanted dead and alive scrodina's cat person you can always talk to me i'm here for you me i don't like to bother people says man who drove himself to the er with a nail in his heart yeah shrek's is cool but have you ever farted a stomachache away i wear a mask in public places i stay six feet from people amateurs what was that punk amateurs robber breaks into a house in america the house owner oh no anyway i started blasting when someone says pineapple doesn't go on pizza because it's a fruit news flash a whole i've been a fruit the entire god damn time ernie tries to trigger birds vietnam flashbacks during a game of pictionary me i'm not american also me would totally eat this if drugs aren't allowed in sports why is makeup used in beauty contests supermodels if those kids could read they'd be very upset no 1. spain to their colonies it's simple spanish or vanish it's like the germans said to poland germinate or exterminate an anti-vaxx girl in my class just found out she can't graduate and become a medical assistant without her vaccinations you get what you freaking deserve why do bads carry so many diseases like coronavirus six years ago he can see things before they happen it's a jedi tray when you're at a store and press a button on something and it starts beeping loudly psychiatrist every single dreams have a meaning my dreams when the math teacher lets you make your own algebraic question why can be whatever i want can shrek's doll cook your meals can shrek's doll have your kids can shrek stall wash your clothes can shrek's doll make your home what's it you are really triggered to be honest ain't no sensible man that is buying that shoes so cause of shrek's doll you all women suddenly think it's a woman's duty to cook wash and take care of home now that's a lot of damage also remember the abc rule of first aid a bone coming out through the skin is very bad the medic karen's when they find out that the school shooter owned an xbox coincidence i think not anyways here's wonder wall why is your ukulele so big i feed it well music my wi-fi while i'm playing a game my wi-fi during a speed test my wife fired 3am woman realized she was gay after husband came out as transgender the woman jokes on you i'm into that shoes how teachers expect students to react to a fire this is fine when i worked retail i used to love peeling off the promo stickers on dvds and putting them in other dvds this is my magnum opus me joins a competitive match my parents emergency meeting you think she's cheating you find out she's cheating it's with a b it's time jewish kid on the bus me bottle flip guy who handed me the molotov female character exists rule 34 artists your free trial of being closed has ended so [ __ ] our prices are so [ __ ] low i see what you did there this door is alarmed what startled it when america hears there's oil under the ocean watching friends until i laugh 23 hours 45 minutes and 6 seconds i diagnose you with dead first night in minecraft be like to do honk busy day i figured people had seen enough of turtle suffering on the internet so here is a happy baby turtle exploring waters without plastic [Music] everyone like that romanian lo-fi girl greek lo-fi girl finnish lo-fi girl hungarian lo-fi girl british lo-fi girl during job interview who is this apollo you put here in your references apollo ah you are one reliable guy put me down as a reference on your next job application i tried that number neighbor thing today and hello number neighbor how are you each is and die you can't hear pictures dormammu doctor strange [Music] ass exists humans when you realize bottle flipping was popular four years ago girls whose short hair is disgusting other girls long hair is ugly boys both both is good five-year-old me mom i need the bathroom mom number one or two me about to unleash a number three me after having to watch the unskippable fortnite ad on youtube when you dislike a comment with 70 likes on youtube but it doesn't turn 269 thomas had never seen such [ __ ] before just wait i hope your day is my dumb ass was saying coke milk airplane leaves at 5 p.m my mom at 1am boone's diyastric boy the four stages of watching up stage 1 crying stage 2 crying stage 3 crying stage 4 credits people in 2021 how did you survive 2020 me i just kept looking at memes and it kept working ariana grande makes history as first woman to hit 200 million instagram followers i'm on maximum render distance and i still can't find who the frick asked white girls as soon as one leaf falls [Music] people that say gg after losing people that talk shows when they win when you're watching a documentary about a serial killer who wasn't found and your dad walks in and says are the glory days emergency meeting delivery time stated between 45 to 60 minutes but it was delivered within 25 minutes this was a bit of an inconvenience as i was balls deep in the wife at the time the problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness visible confusion customer i'm wearing a mask also customer day 44 the ducks are getting suspicious i think they question my swimming abilities me looking at the motherfreaker that honked at my mom so i just figured out 2020 and it's pretty obvious what happened baby shark is an ancient child that opens a portal to hell i stole a packaged ham from the store today and gave it a proper burial now the animal soul can finally be at peace r.i.p little buddy tribute video of burial to follow hashtag vegan there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere i think my uber is lost maybe your dog's favorite toy is actually what they think your favorite toys which is why they always bring it to you go fetch than video rtx 3090 max limits are meant to be broken this isn't meant to be inspirational this is about alcohol they had us in the first half not gonna lie kid are you gay me no kid it means happy me did i stutter mistakes into miracles this post right here officer whistle if you love your girlfriend wait you are loyal always have been sometimes i tell people different stories about my life so when they gossip about me they'll argue literally any book comes out new york times bestseller like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Length: 18min 22sec (1102 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 09 2020