How I met JAY Z

I'm at a party talking my boy Anthony I don't know how we got the topic but we start telling our rappers from rappers jay-z comes up jay-z yeah when I was a lifeguard he came out to the pool he was a cool guy I've had jay-z he is not cool I judge celebrities by how they treat their fans what happened how was that work I was in the break room on the puter hacking Simona is that front desk in the fitness center a customer's walking out and then I hear him say what's your name Simone well if you get bored come see me in 70 90 Big Pimpin spending G's sounds familiar I think Jesse just hit on me what I think Jesse just made he wants me to come to his room so I do a quick search of the manifesto and I look at the Presidential Suite boom I know that Sibelius but I know jay-z is not staying here I love this man so I go outside to the pool they go right me is this real life or is it a fantasy this is my moment I need to go over there and spit some hot Barney and watch my rock career or something but I wasn't ready to meet him just yet it was him it wasn't the time go to the top of the slide him up there jay-z's down there for a good hour and not one person is coming up to me starting to look a little sad so I figured let me kill two stones or one bird I can test to see if he's a cool celebrity and yeah I make him feel a little good so you know send somebody over to say like I appreciate you and everything you do for this country hey little boy yeah you know who jay-z is no he's famous oh my god he's right over there oh my god I love you take the picture with the kid mmm I need to do more recon every kid I kept to the slide I was like there he go next thing I know there's like 97 kid trying to get a picture with [ __ ] Oh trick lot of kids this dude signed every autograph took every picture he was kind of sitting out there like you wanted to be seen there's still not enough evidence here to support my serie I start calling my boys from their house like yo JC's right overhead look alright no dog I'm looking right at him pull up I'm on top the slide waving at people on the street like yo pull up jay-z meet-and-greet hi yeah I'm here for the jay-z meet-and-greet do you guys take card no I thought I might what was that but that's only Mike I'm having a hard time catching the accent it's one more time cash only mate by the way Jesse hey are me jay-z was down there looking like how do all these five year-olds know who I am when I get bumped in the rotation I walk past a band a few times picking up towels you know I could have said something but jay-z stay on the pool deck for seven hours just chill in there as soon as it got dark these two girls show up so 11 o'clock comes time to close the pool all right I'm gonna talk to jay-z now it is time I got my mixtape in my hand I'm ready to hand it to him right casual jay-z sees me coming over this Cabana to kick him out he like taps the girls they all go into the Cabana he turns around and looks at me and he goes and closes the drapes now I turn around to Marco so Marco sees all this leave him in there man I was gonna take a picture and flex on my ex so yeah I met him but I didn't need them anyways yeah what happened when you met him Dawg I'm at this party right it's I mean this thing is exclusive this thing is so exclusive it's just me and 14 other people yes it then they say they got some special guests coming out and then guess who walked up on the stage jay-z no Beyonce so you know me I'm looking at her she looking at me as she's singing right to me dawg tonight I'm coming on like her huh and she stuck her hand out at me and I grabbed it and I kissed so then once Beyonce finished I go to the poor to figure out how my breakup with my girlfriend so me and Beyonce cabbie together and these black dudes just yoked me up and these dudes is black I mean black black black dudes I mean like they're so black their eyes were yellow dog they snatched me up throw me in this back room and then [ __ ] was in there and he go hey your bodyguard drop an ambiguous beat so this video don't get Dee monetized what you think you can F put me in gigawatts ichika who'd you just gonna run up in the club son and start disrespecting me I don't even know what you talking about I think you got me confused oh that was a [ __ ] ugly dude how was it trying to be rude what should I have my boys do to you as soon as she said that my heart sank into my booty I realized he was hinting at a dirt nap pushing up daisies see you at the crossroads and you won't be road rash just yet this time it was still day in a secret so the public didn't know so I didn't know Jake a man a swirl of gore I didn't know I didn't mean no disrespect just please let me leave see people see artists rap stuff ever get down from the block and what are you and what happened he kicked me out of the club now see how you can hit my side the club I'm confused cuz he mad at me for kissing a girl hand and then he going cheat on her smooth I thought I was about to die I think I'm seriously traumatized from all of this but you are you are looking at this completely wrong you got to touch Beyonce the Queen herself any time something bad happens to you and you start focusing on the negative just ask yourself this but did you die no

Channel: sWooZie

Views: 2,717,287

Rating: 4.9423532 out of 5

Keywords: swoozie, adande, jay z, jigga, anthony, hard rock hotel, animation, story time, stick figure, beyonce

Id: sDHYyEp-PbY

Length: 6min 11sec (371 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 26 2019