CURSED COMMENTS #19

what if your first name was holden and your last name was berries and you'd be like i'm holding berries and everyone would think you're holding berries holden cox replies excuse me sir i feel attacked everyone thinks it bro everyone thinks it hey everyone my name is jake and welcome to cursed comments where like i say every video you didn't get an ad on this video because the video is very very cursed you know because it's cursed comments so i turned off monetization so i don't get any money so if you like the video that kind of compromises it you know so no ad but you like the video instead and subscribe maybe if you're not already and then yeah enjoy the video that's it thanks if this video gets 666 comments and this comment gets 666 likes not hell but a deadly virus will invade earth next year and it has 666 and 666 this is where it came from oh no men of reddit what is the hardest thing to explain to a woman uh why i'm hard no i'm not horny i wasn't thinking of anything i was reading about the fall of the roman empire okay it just does that wait what part of the roman empire do you find most sexually arousing well you know the part where julius caesar gets penetrated over and over by all of his friends well all of his ex-friends i don't think he was friends with those guys after that if you laugh at other people's conditions you will be like them in future bill gates lemao bill gates is a billionaire look he's trying to get a billionaire and then the reply hitler lamou whoa hold up hold up there bro still one of the greatest photos of all time hey tyler number 19. we soaked your dick in high school do you remember us uh-huh yeah that's his mum and sister can you imagine wow they'll be this is a human brain versus a dolphin brain ah nice collection bro you want to see mine uh no no not really what movie or television show would be better if the word sexual was added in it all right hear me out on this one okay alien versus sexual predator i'm not gonna lie though that sounds awesome if you've ever seen chris hanson versus predator you know where he traps like the sexual predators right you do that but instead of sending them out to the police they get sent out to an alien which kills them and yeah uh maybe that's not very safe for tv but it's like cursed comments so they could just not monetize it right as a son of immigrants this hits me home growing up bilingual be like legal documents my dad and seven-year-old me doing my best to translate ah uh it says you have 47 rape allegations dad oh ah yeah uh maybe i shouldn't be reading these for you the monkey's poor i wish [ __ ] was multi-colored ah granted your mom's bed now looks like the sight of a unicorn genocide oh i didn't want to know this um why do boys die earlier than us i don't know boys women and children first boys planning their dinner oh that's not what i do for dinner i don't know about you guys i don't know what this is from but it's on youtube so it should be fine diary of a wimpy kid the last straw oh so that's what that movie's about i think i watched the wrong version tell me a story about yourself that sounds like a lie but it's absolutely true well both my wife and i were adopted as babies and neither of us found out until both sets of our parents died we later did separate searches for our birth parents and found out we are siblings we've yet to tell our four kids and just might not ever i don't think they should know why are you saying this online this better be an anonymous account all right matt is asking my dad for his permission to marry me i love this man uh so what your father said he said over my dead body i don't think he said much not gonna lie blow my mind hmm all of my life choices led me to making this meme and all of your life choices led you to reading it ah wait so you're telling me my four accounts of vehicular manslaughter led up to this very moment wow this is cool me coming out of my stepmom's room at 3am and my dad coming out of my step-sister's room hmm and then the family dog comes limping out of your brother's room uh bro what what have you been doing in there he's just like nothing not nothing at all when you are finally 113 so you can finally post to r teenagers again big dick is back in town oh yeah imagine asus teenagers existed in 1920 what would be in the hot category uh this guy in my art class just failed what a loser uh oh against a bear number one wait for the bear to make a move number two when it attacks duck in and shoot it number three take its back number four it won't be able to reach you with its short arms number five go for a rare naked choke number six when the bear passes out it will fall forward you did it and seven now snap out of your fantasy and realize you died somewhere around step two like if a bear comes anywhere near you you're gone all right you're just gone hold up hold up instructions unclear i [ __ ] bearer and i am a proud father of two now uh yogi bear maybe this year's iphones might not include a charger in the box wow the final iphone will just be the blueprints and then you have to buy every part and make it yourself ha joke's on you thanks to wayfair i have dozens of asian children for the assembly oh uh wayfair have you got something you need to tell us engaged couple thinks they met at college but mom finds a picture when they actually met on a family vacation years before ah wait does anyone notice the family vacation part of this what are you doing step bro uh this this shouldn't be on wholesome memes what what schools think happens bully hits kid kid stop that bully why kid points are anti-bully poster the bully oh understandable have a nice day yeah at my school we just shoot each other yeah oh understandable have a nice day i don't want to go anywhere near these guys girl i lost my virginity oh my god you did what was he like are you happy we're all so proud of you i can't wait to meet him i swear i had sex uh no you didn't yeah nobody believed me the first time i had sex but luckily my sister helped assure everyone that i did ah thanks charlemagne yeah thanks vegetable stories thanks for driving us to jesus camp uncle lars say would you kids like to meet jesus right now oh yeah oh uh uncle lars wait wait wait how's this guy gonna drive if he doesn't have arms well jesus said the wheel yeah something tells me jesus isn't very good at driving i hate spotify ads because i listen to a podcast in the shower and there's nothing scarier than being naked and hearing lebron james say i'll tell you what makes me thirsty maybe that's what youtube needs to start doing just playing really really creepy advertisements instead of annoying ones so that people get it because they don't want to feel scared in the shower i mean do you watch youtube videos in the shower sometimes i'll listen to podcasts with youtube in the shower but not videos i don't know uh try it baby me tells an offensive joke at the dinner table me huh my dad my sister my grandma god my brother and my mom where's grandpa oh he lost after killing hitler wait what kissing my actual mum prank and kissing my actual sister prank jesus christ this was more painful than the time i got stabbed 23 times says julius caesar yeah coming from the start of the video where he did get stabbed that many times i i feel bad for this guy twice in one video would you rather have 1.5 million dollars or 1.5 million loyal friends wait am i gonna deal with 1.5 million friends germans invade poland at 4 45 a.m some 1.5 million german troops invade poland all along its 1750 mile long border ask each of your 1.5 million friends for five dollars uh i'm pretty sure each of their kidneys are worth far more than just five dollars there's so many different options yeah you can invade poland take their kidneys ask them for money there's so much like what else is that i've just been made aware of how swans hug oh that's kind of cute you know a bit of wholesomeness in the cursed oh wait it's cursed comments there's gonna be a comment isn't that starts choking it's prey yeah you gotta ruin it you gotta ruin everything you know they didn't ruin though your ability to click on screen right now one of those videos if you want to watch more videos like it or subscribe or look at the other i don't know just do whatever you want thanks

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 418,973

Rating: 4.9614182 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: lMfUmPifL8Y

Length: 10min 56sec (656 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 13 2020