RARE INSULTS #50

oh waking up to text like this from your mother is just better than anything you are living proof that souls undergo reincarnation no one can be this stupid in one lifetime oh thanks mom hey everyone my name is jacob welcome to rare insults where we're going to be looking at insults which you haven't seen before ones that people think of and suddenly they reply and then the other person is just they're insulted enjoyed harvey weinstein is nearly blind experiencing cardiac issues and has had four teeth removed according to his attorney yet this sounds like the adoption profile for a bulldog named onion ring oh he's looking for a really nice home was anyone like to take him in no one is harmed by wearing a mask if surgeons can spend 12 hours wearing one you can wear one to the damn grocery store yeah no one is harmed by wearing big fluffy clown shoes either should i wear those to the store too uh yeah you should definitely wear those every time you leave the house it gives the rest of us adequate warning that a clown is approaching all right we got an arrest date the 4th of the 7th 2021 at 8 36 a rest location here probable cause statement we need to summarize and include the facts which establish provable course for the crimes charged on the 4th of the 7th 2021 at approximately 8 11 hours flank committed criminal damage by throwing a rock at the glass doors of the saint francis of blank catholic church located at blank and cracking the glass blank also committed indecent exposure by baring her breasts at a passing vehicle the passenger is a 14 year old male that witnessed the act describing blank's breasts as saggy crackhead boobies oh that is just oh yes the police officer that wrote that was just like oh yeah i'm writing that down everyone needs to hear this all right the head chef yet the wife looks like she would be a stripper in whoville oh it's ernest calamov ah the giga chat yeah hmm he looks like he's made in china engraved at the back of his neck oh this scene from spongebob with squidward the green fish looks like the type of guy to say chat chat cha when he sings happy birthday he kind of looks like gus from breaking bad if you've seen that like he's definitely a criminal mastermind behind those glasses do i look half japanese be honest or i will get angry ah hmm she looks like buffalo bill from silence of the lambs if he had completed his skin suit i'm not trying to be like really mean but does that person post the thing like seriously or are they all like jokes like is it a troll that's found a picture and then being like all right i'm going to pretend to be because there's no way you think you look half japanese right right twitter where 14 year old white girls cancel people because their parents gave them more starbucks than attention yeah yeah that's pretty much how twitter works i i don't even like using it anymore it's just it's too uh james charles i've never done anything illegal but every time i hear police sirens i always look to make sure they're not pulling into my driveway that was a 2014 meme yeah coming from him well his cement is made out of 16 year old groomed men's ah looked do not drink among us potion at three am oh my god i turned into among us this man is the reason chainsaws have warnings to not stop it with your hands bro how does this have 1.5 million views how just just wide russia steven segal shows his aikido skills at saratov's [ __ ] tournament the only dangerous thing about steven seagull is the cholesterol level in his blood this was on a video about japanese guys in imperial japanese military uniform killing waifus ah very very specific but this guy legit looks like the japanese guy from american propaganda just like this is what they all look like guys back in 1940 saying that come on hey have you ever thought about us getting back together and well have you ever taken a poop and thought about putting it back in your butt no oh oh that's that's tough man i'm sorry men don't deserve me not yeah animals nah they won't accept every that now that i've seen that insult do you think if you post anything online right you should be open to being abused by everyone right if just you say something that's controversial that person can find your pictures find your background and just like insult you is that okay let me know in the comments i want to know i think it's i think it's okay right you put yourself there and you're like all right well now you get abused if it's just randomly out of the blue and you just mean to someone that's not cool but if they say something that's controversial then just do it oh here's michael reeves making a dog that pees everywhere for some reason if tony stark had brain damage yeah that makes sense eminem sucks lil pump is better yet lil pump is the musical equivalent of watching a goose die on an interstate after getting run over jeez i don't want to ever see that so i'm sorry lil pump hey it's the baby car well the baby but into the car his head is built like an 06 pt cruiser that's actually really accurate is that the baby cards there's this chubby kid who said he'll be participating in the football team next year but he said he'll need to redefine his muscles first and i thought he needs the whole webster dictionary if he wants to redefine that but i don't want to be rude to him so i kept it quiet to myself no that's such a great insult that uh but you can't really say that to someone i guess ah ha this guy looks like a roblox character he looks like when you press caps lock and hit shift for the first letter he just looks like roblox right look at those shoulders what is this why is robin looking like a boiled egg rubbed on a carpet what did they do to him oh this guy again do not drink the among us but is this the same video he is the reason there is a peanut allergy warning on a jar of peanuts vin diesel his full name is vehicle identification number diesel ah that makes a lot of sense now shut up i bet you're dumb oh please when you walk into a room you drop the average iq level faster than when your parents dropped you on your head as a kid oh does that actually affect it if your parent dropped you as a child you were about to be the next einstein they dropped you like it just tapped your head would that like affect your entire future any doctors know right let's be up none of us are doctors but well maybe it probably does i'm not so sure if you're fat or muscly hmm i don't know try being my size amy's yo try being my size dude if you got to that point there was a moment you decided to become the new sofa how about scoring playing defense no it's okay at least you have memes to the nj devils your tweets hold as much weight as you do which which by the looks of it isn't a lot ah the trade deal man this dude looks like someone drew jesus from memory with a wax pen he's got a nice nose though i don't know he's such a like a manly nose whoa that's a full meal there what should i watch boys your weight you should watch your are you eating that much fight me man bro i am so fat i would bounce you off of my fat butt and you would be the first man on mars now square up is that a self-insult i guess this guy is the reason we needed a lifeguard in the gene pool who is this is this the fortnight that among us guys this post was made by an italian italians and french people are natural enemies screw you french people well screw you back italian guy taste my baguette how about you fight me you discount latin-derived language speaker come at me oh you sneerly turds don't know who this is but this guy looks like a 1940s italian mob enforcer named vinnie yeah vinnie come on vinnie you're on door number three now jake paul is accused of sexual assault by tick tock star justine paradise he looks like your friend's super douche older brother who has a girlfriend no one has ever seen and wins 250 dollars in a scratch-off lottery and buys this outfit yeah i don't know about the assault allegations but you know he does post malone has released a cover of hootie in the blowfish's 1995 hit song only wanna be with you for pokemon's 25th anniversary yeah at no point during the reading of this sentence did i have any idea what would happen next true dude looked like someone anthropomorphized yeah what's left in the bottom of a dumpster after being emptied on january 2nd or if someone gave chlamydia legs and then handed it a soundcloud account but he's good at singing i like his music hey man reading your username created an itch in the back of my throat that only a revolver can scratch oh oh no don't read his name then thank you for blurring it covet 19 is definitely a man oh now we don't stick around this long well it looks like her hairline contracted covert 19 and then died oh i'm so sorry to hear about your loss oh we got a nice little mukbang with with these two people when you no longer have elbows or wrists that should be a wake-up call you know maybe maybe try and have elbows and wrists if you want elbows and wrists i don't know why you'd want that but click another video i mean yeah you do want that do you have elbows and wrists if you have them already then still click another video and subscribe and leave a like thanks

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 184,411

Rating: 4.9751678 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: PEsS7zzEH48

Length: 10min 41sec (641 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 16 2021