CURSED COMMENTS #16

since we can't go to any bars tell me what your pets are currently doing but refer to them as the drunk guy at the end of the bar all right the drunk guy at the end of the bar is licking his sister's butt oh uh maybe this was a bad idea hey everyone my name is jake and welcome to cursed comments where we're gonna be looking at comments which are very cursed and you probably didn't get an ad on this video because i've turned off ads because youtube just really doesn't like these videos because they're very cursed yeah so if you could subscribe and like the video it's like a compromise for not the ads but for not for not watching the ads then that'd be epic enjoy if you had to choose between these options only i would rather live in a world dominated by the chinese or the people's republic of china the americans the russians or the europeans well well remember to visit germany before germany visits you facts rabies has been known to cause men to ejaculate up to 30 times a day uncontrollably oh well i don't know who rabies is but i sure would like to meet her all right aj chill out man accused of ejaculating in his boss's coffee every day for four years ah sir your frappuccino hires him back after tasting regular coffee again you know what i can't go back you're hired i've been thinking about jewish side lately no mountain chew mcdonald's replies it's okay sometimes i want to make shoot myself and end it all and wendy's do it pussy's them out jeez are these real probably not but mad another day of my dad forgetting our amazon accounts are linked amazon alexa here's your reminder have sex with my wife update after telling my mom my dad called to apologize but then in the background my mum made sex noises as a joke and i almost threw up why why parents why wake me up when you get home so i can suck that dick i love you ah i love it when mom leaves leftovers in the microwave describe america in one picture childhood obesity don't take it lightly and mcdonald's my kind of shopping spree to be fair the obese children can't be taken anywhere lightly it's a bit weird advertising though is it oh yeah i want to go on a shopping spree to mcdonald's we want to buy everything there it's like you buy a meal right or do you do it differently in america or some of the americans do it differently as we can tell a high school student has died after jumping into the tower river as a punishment for losing a rap battle gah even the river's flow was too strong for him holy [ __ ] lords jesus like this is a bad time to say this man but it's cursed she said yes boys despite everything going on in the world 2020 has been the best year of my life oh beautiful ring congratulations to you both please send a photo of her anus what excuse me why has this got so many likes as well as centaur and medusa got together oh look at the kid oh that's not really weird and disturbing wait if she breaks her leg which head do you shoot um yeah you got a point though it is time to go wait is my son winning no he's jerking off to anime porn it's just how i taught him um why are you teaching never mind i'm not gonna ask a homeless guy came up to me while i was shooting my brother and asked for a couple of photos here's how they came out oh they look pretty cool yeah hmm weird that he was so nonchalant about you murdering your brother in the street wait let me read that again shooting my brother yeah you know what you got a point a creeper van [ __ ] you better watch out for the [ __ ] priests teachers doctors and sports trainers i don't want anything to do with your [ __ ] kids that'll throw them off the scent for a little while at least alright kids we're all good so why did you become a pilot well to overcome my fear oh were you afraid of heights no of dying alone yeah if i die i want to die with at least 280 passengers all right hey kid if you let me go i'll grant you a wish i don't want to die a virgin all right grunted you are now immortal all right cool i'm going to take this fish now it's proceeds to [ __ ] fish whoa whoa whoa no no no no this is this isn't what we agreed me after looking at medusa's eyes hey yeah you get it because he's the rock i too become rock hard when looking at 500 year old women i'm looking at you queen elizabeth i'm looking at you i know you're looking pretty good blow my mind hmm sleeping is an eight-hour free trial of death and we love that [ __ ] huh time to pirate the full version oh yeah you know i ain't paying for that either just because your job sucks doesn't mean you can't make it fun all right up we go that actually looks pretty fun and then when it bounces off the pegs into the crowd some nice family gets a free meal i will never tire of sending random messages like this to random numbers it's done from this moment forward we don't know each other sorry who is this very good the trickster yeah it's all fun and games until someone replies back with your address yeah never mind wrong number sorry please please don't come to my address hi steve watching stars i will watch the stars with you damn she thick well maybe the sound of an enderman teleporting is their ass clapping i i didn't want to think about this why honey tell me what's wrong well both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles oh [ __ ] so they could have just thrown a bucket of water over the towers instead of wasting two perfectly good planes god these guys are inefficient a joke a joke again and then the joke hitting her when comedy becomes offensive and disrespectful by clara yeah it's all fun and games until you get creampied in public i i don't get it she's just getting pied to the face it's a yep can we normalize guys complimenting other guys yeah maybe hey you're killing it my guide ah superb i dear fellow dude nice dick homie uh thanks i don't think we were going that far but if we're complimenting thanks i guess thank you you send your 10 gigabyte homework file to your teacher you get an a plus and a 30 gigabyte folder back but when you open the 30 gigabyte folder you realize it's photos of you sleeping huh well i did get an a plus so pope john paul ii speaks to the gunman that attempted to assassinate him in 1981. yeah you should have aimed for the head son enjoy your years rotting here people who go up two stairs at a time yeah pretty powerful and people who go down two stairs at a time oh okay my grandma went down all the stairs at once wow great job grandma you did good she hasn't done it since but yeah oh wow karen with that mask on that's gonna protect you to keep the flies out of her mouth because so much [ __ ] comes out of it yeah that's a good idea actually this isn't actually a face mask she doesn't want to wear one of those add this emoji the upside down smiley face after a harmless sentence to make people think you're up to something have a wonderful day i hope you don't die today uh guys complete the sentence wait don't jump all right you gotta fill this one in and then he goes inside what about oh it's not that high get to the roof yeah come with me don't worry i'll show you the best spot if i an employee can wear my mask for 8 hours you as a customer can wear your mask for 30 minutes well if furries can [ __ ] in their suits you can breathe in your masks this is now my favorite pro mask argument and did you know if you click on screen right now it'll actually protect you from no it won't it won't but there's more videos if you want to you should probably wear the mask and then watch them or yeah i mean i don't know just subscribe thanks

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 343,494

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: e7yFlmAfE_8

Length: 10min 15sec (615 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 20 2020