CURSED COMMENTS #36

nothing is scarier than disney world in the 1940s oh yeah maybe germany in the 1940s just a tad scary ad hey everyone my name is jacob walter cursed comments where we're gonna be looking at comments which are just really really cursed so i have to take the ads off of this video because otherwise youtube will be like no we're gonna just not show it to anyone so if you could like the video it's like a compromise because you get no ads then they'll be great thanks enjoy 1989 and now 2020 wow look at that yeah this makes it look like yoda harvested george lucas's youth in order to rejuvenate that's what he's got to do you know you're going to take the life from somewhere i'm your girlfriend's crush your nose stop downloading at 15 percent ah why are you gonna be mean like that he doesn't look like he stole christmas though my university is burning 20 minutes into new year hey you see 20 21 is already getting better depends how much you like university i guess a bar of iron costs five dollars made into horseshoes it's worth twelve dollars made into needles it's worth three thousand five hundred made into balance springs for watches it's worth three hundred thousand dollars your own value is determined also by what you were able to make of yourself aha so tearing yourself apart and selling bits to as many people as possible is the key to wealth got it basically just described the black market right dear santa i want a baby brother for christmas love sarah all right here you go elves poke oh wow okay well it could be worse santa could go in personally yeah true yeah let's just think of this as a positive gamers in 20 years when their child gets an a plus instead of an ss tier ah brah my argentinian grandfather says he was an ss tear i think oh no no not ss tia just just ss why vets aren't afraid of isis if you live in chicago it's actually smart to enroll in the military and get deployed to iraq because your chance of survival actually doubles ooh this would be a great marketing campaign they just need to bring that to chicago say you wanna live then join the army you don't really hear that often but i guess there you would einstein calculating the radius of curvature of dadas hey it was his cousin slash ant yeah the theory of relativity being pregnant you technically have two hearts inside of you this makes you a time lord ah well if you're pregnant with two boys you technically have two inside of you this makes you a popular category on certain websites yeah when someone praises socialism ah well uh owl expert here or tinder yeah he's an owl expert that owl is in fact orgasming socialize me harder daddy i have a feeling people will like that i don't know why i don't want to say that this shadow is permanently edged on the steps of hiroshima following the nuclear explosion wow wow it's haha the first one what are the mario bros views on the chinese government mario says redacted luigi says i'm good with that due to personal reasons mario will be committing suicide tomorrow oh oh mario you are you not feeling good how it started versus how it's going oh look at that and so a truck driver is born this is how they're made this is what you should show kids if they ask if you have any questions just go and i'll come to you ah what a great teacher sir can i please give you head pads haha sure but how did you know my name was pat's wait a second fresh buns and check out that advert yeah it is fresh buns just wait until they come out with a milkshake advertisement i don't want to wait for that no i'll skip ah playstation and xbox people playing nintendo they can't play well they're pooping troops but joke's on you i poop on the sofa the question we all needed the answer to how many slaps does it take to cook a chicken the 946 000 people who saw this in there recommended interesting yeah so i tried this on my meat bad idea guys i can imagine it won't cook imagine you die in 2077 and they invent immortality in 2078 yeah when i die i want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep not screaming like the passengers in his car that would really suck though if you died like in 2077 and then they made it in 2028 but then again you wouldn't know because you'd be dead and if you did know then you'd still be alive so it's a win-win really it doesn't matter when you died policeman anything you say will be held against you me titties the fat cop slowly takes off shirt no no i didn't mean it like that they don't need to microchip you you're literally holding a tracking device right now true wait my trekking device top gear james may attempts to ignite an ss-18 satan nuclear missile with a lighter hat if it went off this would have been the greatest final episode in history he's not wrong can you imagine going out with that much of a bang him i lost my number can i have yours huh blushing oh okay yeah i lost my phone too [Music] and my wallet yeah this is a robbery i have also lost my identity rips her face off well come on you had the number and then you just had to go through with this you could have just stopped oh this must be a scene from like a 40s or 50s movie thing oh i wish i lived in the 40s and 50s but then i remember i'm black yeah probably not the best time to go back to i gotta try this i'm burying a dollar store skeleton in a shallow grave under my new deck should be funny in 30 some years when the next guy is rebuilding it wait why waste a dollar when you can get it for free true yeah come on save money guys teenager wakes up while undergoing brain surgery in poland and asks the surgeons how the operation is going realizes autopsy is going on aren't you supposed to like stay awake while they're doing a brain surgery because otherwise they'll like kill you or something i don't know or just remove the important parts of your brain that's why someone was playing the violin maybe it's a good thing but if it was an autopsy probably not we all know six was afraid of seven because seven eight nine but why did seven eat nine because the doctor said to eat three squared meals a day and how did 10 die in the middle of 9 11. nice and this is why i get channel strikes on youtube please like the video thanks more than 1.5 billion masks are believed to have entered oceans in 2020 oh wow yeah the oceans are for used lithium batteries not face masks people come on son has no girlfriend the mom it's okay son you just haven't found mrs right yet take your time dad why are you gay why are you interested dad you just hope he doesn't reply with yes ah i wish men would sing beautiful songs to women like they did in the 50s also men in the 50s when their wives accidentally overcooked the meatloaf all right come here yeah who said this only happened during the 50s ah ask reddit what stopped you from killing yourself well i called the suicide emergency hotline and no one picked up i thought it was so ironic and hilarious that it made me laugh and laugh and temporarily not think of suicide oh oh that's actually good i hoped what was ruined because too many humans started doing it ah social media truth my girlfriend oh yeah that's gonna be number one me minding my business at walmart mother with a child acting up if you don't behave that man right there is gonna take you me what no what yeah that's ridiculous i'm kidnapping them regardless of their behavior just like you should click one of these videos regardless if you have time or not like if you don't click one if you do click multiple that would be nice thanks you

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 347,073

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Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: diSPR6taz5c

Length: 9min 39sec (579 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 06 2021