RARE INSULTS #51

ah looks like some kind of instagram influencers wow she makes that grass look real i like how it's just the most fake looking grass ever resolved hey everyone my name is jacob welcome to rare insults where we're gonna be looking at insults which you don't see very often they're rare leave a like if you enjoy and enjoy it this was on a video of the ben askren vs jake paul fight yeah i watched it illegally and i still want a refund that's what everyone says after all of these fights when will people realize it's just not worth watching ah these guy are they in like a punk band of some kind they look like they belong in an episode of malcolm in the middle yeah this is just so like late 90s 2000 yeah it's just not right it's got morgs and his girlfriend reacting to his girlfriend your hair looks like a 50 year old man's pubes wow it's so like like mushroom shaped there's no like i don't know how do you describe it michael reeves yeah did harry potter have a child with the owl whoa whoa geez she has as much taste as my parents when they had covet i'ma tell her that hey blank i need you to find the nearest scrabble set and eat all of the letters okay next take the strongest laxative you can find and then when you've pooped them out inbox me what they say because they will make more sense than anything that will come out of your mouth wow wow wow another not recommended steam game this time with 21 more hours on record oh yeah stephen hawking runs better than this game and he's paralyzed and dead so uh no not good hey this dude talks in lower case with a light gray font wait i need to know who they're talking about come on who is this how would that even work like talking with lowercase and then in grade four does that mean it's just like really really quiet or like did you i i ain't never seen two pretty best friends one always ugly yeah this guy looks computer generated he looks like a microwave chat and chin longer than my whole lifespan you're like rapunzel but instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life ah oh uh i don't know who this is it looks like miley cyrus or like the the will vicky girl i don't know she's a dollar store version of rain man she can't count to a hundred but she can tell you exactly how many crack rocks are in a large baggie just by glancing at it i'm gonna say woe vicky not miley cyrus or maybe i don't know white man tries ethnic food 2021 is that gotham chest why is your head in italics what unfortunately he is now forever infamously part of history and i chose to have that dna a part of me uh okay this guy put uh i i don't know i oh i got charles manson's ashes tattooed in my head that is weird that is really weird well i guess you have to do something to fill your time when no one will talk to you and you can't be within 50 feet of a school or a park yeah makes sense hey man you're about to become so familiar with the term compound fracture that it will no longer sound like a badass band name okay no it does kind of sound like a badass band name compound fracture is it it's me why does jake look like he wants to explain the ninjago law to me for three hours you know what i would happily explain the ninjago law to you for three hours all right you wanna sit down and listen i've never flossed and i don't know anyone who does oh well i floss yeah well i don't know you so my point still stands yeah well nasty teeth have an axe mate you literally play your teeth like a violin every day what do you mean is that an insult though like right i i plot i don't floss every day but i floss and no you know when you get bits of food stuck in this guy's like oh you floss your teeth like a violin but he's cleaning him right he's still cleaning them is that bad yeah his forehead looks like the iphone 12 camera let's wait what hap why why do you need three of these huh whoa this guy looks like johnny depp if he was the almost but not yet broke uncle who always says he got an audition next week ah one day man one day if you were my step-sister and got stuck in the dryer i turn it on well it's better than the other options wait wait what i spent the first minute of this video trying to figure out if you were bold with a sweat band or just wearing a beanie i still don't know it which one is it aha this amazing bat yet this has graphic design as my passion vibes what are you doing ah critical solving an iq test twitch chat is the only accumulative hive mind that's dumber than a single person giving a twitch chat an iq test is like giving tick tockers a history test little narsex video with the comment this guy sickens me and he has the balls to put a profile picture of himself yet you look like the kid from the i look like a burnt chicken nugget vine grew up and chose homophobia wait get that video you know what i love myself even though i look like a burnt chicken nugget i still love myself yeah you kind of look like jesus but if he went through an emo phase who is this and why why ah scott looks like the kind of person to blow on a hot cheeto before eating it you gotta make sure you cool it down all right oh he looks like a depressed muffin what the asdf movie was i wanna die hey man why have you got more hair under your nose than the top of your head your mustache looks like a star fighter yo anthony why your mustache look like the pizza hut logo this poor guy i mean to be fair his entire career is judging other people so it's only fair jake paul isn't a boxer well he trained in boxing for the past three years and now has two pro fights under his record he's as much a pro boxer as any that start of boxing yeah i've trained in banging your mum for years but it doesn't make me a pro [ __ ] get off the crack you monkey whoa i think the term pro boxer is like i don't even know he can be a pro boxer if he wants doesn't mean he's a good boxer though right you can be a terrible pro boxer yeah opera says those cyberpunk colors can even make browsers look like something from 2077. yeah imagine being such a dog [ __ ] browser that you have to advertise yourself in the twitter comments yeah when brands like start tweeting things i'm just like ah really why not recommended i would rather have sex with an inverted porcupine than to play this game again jesus what game is this uh oh an actual good rating for a game for rust simultaneously the best and most disappointing game you've ever played it's cheaper than beth but will ruin your life just the same do you recommend jake paul is the guy that aggressively brags in the elementary school about riding a bike with no hands true yeah and everyone like they just hate him but he's the cool kid i don't know what film this is but this film is so bad i think i can actually say that i could animate better then again that doesn't mean much because the bar is so low that it's practically a tripping hazard hey i've got seven dollars wanna make a movie sure why not i don't think i want to know what film it is now this dude bruh how did this guy get 27 wives while looking like a mix of peter griffin and a thumb age is just a number huh yeah and jail is just a room photo taken by a wedding photographer who fell over whilst taking it ah that's actually a good picture spot the evil bridesmaid the ginger second from the right when you're so ginger people know it from a black and white photo truth furthermore don't you dare tell me what to do you star-spangled stillborns you think you have even a molecule of control you don't you're a tool a nail ready to be hammered where your overlords see fit block me i don't want to see your accursed words on my screen again you know it's going to be a good insult when they started with furthermore and furthermore you should click another video and subscribe otherwise bad things will happen that that sounds really bad doesn't it maybe if i whispered it in a great font as well it'd sound even better bad things happen that's just yeah click

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 158,325

Rating: 4.9780521 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: Z8Z1-pVyJ2o

Length: 9min 37sec (577 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 22 2021