CLEVER COMEBACKS #38

what's stopping you from doing this with your partner huh and common sense yeah i don't want to die no i don't care how much you trust someone he does not look like he could hold her up hey everyone my name is jacob welcome to clever comebacks where we're going to be looking at comebacks which are clever you know usually someone says someone's stupid and then this guy replies with something witty and then they can't reply because it's so clever right enjoy it you are not a christian sorry cussing in your reaction give me a break okay so good christians spend easter telling others that they aren't welcome in their religion thanks for the lesson does it say anything in any religion about cussing like swearing i i don't think it does right can anyone confirm are the vaccine passports going to be yellow shaped like a star and sewn onto our clothes hmm it's hard to believe you're not winning more elections i don't know who the libertarian party of kentucky is but there's probably a reason i haven't heard of them it's 2021 we were supposed to have flying cars if software doesn't auto save or auto recover at this point find another software yeah we have flying cars they're called helicopters it turns out they are far too dangerous for most people to be flying them yet people struggle enough with navigating two dimension you really want to add a third one that involves certain death upon navigational failure yeah i think until we get like ultimate egg flying cars you know like the tesla autopilot system then we should stay away from anything anything three-dimensional 2d is already hot enough like come on we crash all the times don't this guy posted in his xbox controller hey huh this website is for whites only oh my bad dude yeah there you go is it possible that someone yells out april fools today and then takes me to a world where i'm already rich famous and loved well you're already loved you idiot oh sure give me the cheapest of those gifts well you're an artist poor and unknown is like your default setting whoa whoa whoa you're a palestinian you don't want to play the default setting cards never before have i've been so offended by something i 100 agree with uh oh killing any dog that belongs to someone else is basically the equivalent to killing their child if you take pleasure in killing pets you deserve to die on the other hand that steak i had last night was pretty good but cows are generally emotionless animals yeah that's no way to talk about your mother bloody hell jinsaki says kamala is allowed a snack when asked why vp is visiting chicago bakeries and not the border ted cruz says priorities wait dude you literally flew to cancun while your constituents were freezing to death i'm pretty sure she can take five minutes to grab a muffin well done cleo your rent about non-binary and the lank got me to finally unsub from you freaking gender politics everywhere these days ah and nothing of value was lost the rant in question was pink is a manly color pink is a girly color pink is a non-binary color pink is a color for anyone who wants to wear pink pink is a manly color if someone who identifies as a man is wearing it oh that's that's unsub worthy that oh how dare you talk about pink speaking of subscribe you should subscribe if you're not already subscribed and pink oh if you wear pink no we're not allowed to wear pink i don't understand what's the thing in colors wasn't pink like a boys color back in like the victorian era you know pink was like oh that's a manly color and then suddenly they were like no pink is pink is gay if you wear pink or it's it's girly and stuff like it just changes all the time what unmasked unmuzzled unvaccinated and unafraid ooh teas all color and sizes available how about uneducated can we get that added on at the bottom when a guy says go make me a sandwich what's a good comeback he's sexist and i'm trying to be witty any good comebacks uh what about well you better come back with a goddamn sandwich that's a sexist comeback yeah but it's kind of funny this is my smug i'm definitely not going to get sunburned today look flash forward to three hours later and i had the chills from being so burned we're spf kids wait spf causes cancer you should try a beach umbrella well that's just empirically not true um do some research of your own before you accuse people of not speaking the truth please just trying to inform thanks well first of all spf is a unit of measure this is like saying that millimeters cause drowning but you want research fine the claim that more people who use sunscreen develop melanoma is based on a study that tracked sun exposure and sunscreen use in nearly 1500 people over a span of two years the results did show that those who use sunscreen were more likely to develop melanoma but there was a massive caveat left out the median sun protection factor spf was six the cdc recommends spf 15 or higher and those who use sunscreen the most spent considerably more time in the sun than those who rarely use sunscreen a common ingredient in sunscreens is oxybenzone which protects against a wide range of uva and uvb rays some believe that when the sunscreen is absorbed by the skin oxybenzone acts like estrogen in the body and could increase the risk of breast cancer however there haven't been any studies to show that this chemical acts like estrogen in a significant way or causes cancer even when given a dose is much higher than normal the american society for dermatological surgery recommends sunscreen the national cancer institute recommends sunscreen world health organization recommends sunscreen the national institute of health recommends sunscreen the skin cancer foundation in a meta-analysis of every study between 66 and 2003 found no evidence that sunscreen increases melanoma risk the link is here now if you have research of your own that contradicts all that i'd love to see it and i'm sure the hundreds of doctors and researchers involved in these organizations would too but don't accuse me of ignorance claim to be trying to inform and give advice that's the best painful and at worst life-threatening unless you're willing to back it up nice so what i got from that is i'll continue to wear spf sun cream just just wear it why wouldn't you wear it hello isabel i have this friend dave who's running on a pretty dry streak and is in desperate need of you know think you could help him out he's not even ugly well if you were a true friend to dave you'd give him one yourself oh i mean she's got a point if you're trying to pitch your friend to someone though i wouldn't say he's not even ugly that indicates he's ugly what would you do if your girl says she wants to be in an open relationship uh i would make a move on her mum and sister to see how open she likes it ah and i mean maybe i had a really unfortunate encounter with a mother today who was adamant c-sections were bad somehow and uh she goes it is not real delivery and i am so sorry to the collective whole of a society because all i could think to say was well what is it the genre that's like the perfect response don't be sorry in three weeks i'll be 50. oh damn i know right i'm gonna start shopping for my present tomorrow that will hopefully cheer me up wait how is shopping for coffins going to help oh snaps this guy replying to clash royale bro why can't this game just give me better cards i have trash ones they reply a wise man once said it is not the cards that are trash bro it's you you're trash my gender studies professor told me to go to subway and snap a picture of a male worker making me a sandwich as extra cred patriarchy well it's funny because a gender studies degree only legitimately qualifies you for a job at subway ah i've been putting off unsubscribing from this channel for quite some time because it gave me so many years of enjoyment it just hasn't been the same for so long and it's a shell of its former self i think the time has come now so long fun house i'll always remember the good times hey i forgot this was an airport and we announced departures yeah we don't care fortnite says should we add the baby outfit into the game do baby replies i'd rather die than be in your game they replied let's go i went for a walk down a country lane in the sunshine today a couple walked past me in masks and literally swerved into a headrow to show how they were socially distancing the whole thing is like a dystopian comedy sketch show or they saw a guy not wearing a mask coming too close to them and thought and moved away from the selfish guy alternatively they just recognized you james melville never heard of him i i probably shouldn't then right i hate the word nut come is a nicer word oh look at the squirrel storing for the winter i regret this yeah it's a bit weird isn't it just it's just a bit weird mikey why are you so sad there's so much goodness in the world i don't know ava why do you have asthma there's so much air in the world and there's so many videos in the world just click one right just click and subscribe and leave a like and comment you can do it it's free like there's so much of it in the availability the infinite availability so do it thanks

Channel: WhyJake

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Length: 10min 28sec (628 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 14 2021