(rooster crows, lion roars) - All right, we got some crushed
crap, I'm just bringing in. - Boom! Look at that! - Welcome to Good Mythical More! - Gifticality! That means we're donating
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at GiveDirectly.org - Thank you for being your mythical best. Thank you for hanging out with us. I just feel like today
was a super mythical day. I mean, things were
created and experienced for the first time, maybe by
any two people on the planet. - Well... - Friends nonetheless. - Well, I think Josh did
most, did most of that. I mean, we were here
for it though (laughs). - Listen, as I said, I kissed his butt thoroughly in the episode. I'm trying to have a friend moment. - Well, but you just said we did it. I mean, we tasted it, - Well yeah!
- If that's what you mean. - We tasted it. - We did such a good job tasting it. - We, I said, we are, we are
on the verge of discovery. I'm not saying we discovered it, I'm just saying we're there for it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're like, the - We discovered it! - We're like the people, - We discovered it for ourselves. - Who were part of the
Lewis and Clark expedition who weren't Lewis and Clark. I mean I'm sure there were guys there. - All those guys, we are
Lewis and friggin Clark, man. All those guys were picking up the canoes and carrying
them over mountains. - Oh, so you're saying-- - What do you think Lewis and Clark? They were writing in the journals. - Ah, you're right, the
other guys did all the work. - That's awesome man. - They just got to put their name on it! - We like, yeah, and we're
having at each other too. (both laugh) I mean like we're arguing (laughing). - Lewis and Clark hated each other. - They hated each other (laughing). - Yah they did, that's
what they're getting at. - These are crushed candies, we're going to play Candy Crush. Um, again, they come up to Lewis
and Clark and they're like, "You guys are gonna play Candy
Crush in Good Mythical More." And I'm like, "I don't know
how to play Candy Crush." They're like, "Well
it's crushed up candies, it's not the game." - Right. - So let's start with this one. It's crushed up candies, it's not the app. If you clicked through for that... - I think we should do a guess-- - Shoutout to Ken Coleman by the way. - Yeah, and John Thomas. Don't, don't smell it yet. Let's do one visual guess and then if we need to smell
it we can guess and then if we need to taste it we can guess. - It's chocolate sorbet. - I'm starting with, - Is sorbet a candy? - Three Muskateers as a visual guess. - Okay, I'm gonna say, Three Muskateers. No, I'm joking, I'm not
gonna take your answer. - Okay, all right. - I'm not gonna take your answer. - All right, well just
whatever you wanna say! - Milky Way. - Okay, what, are we wrong, are we right? Don't tell us what it is, just tell us if we're right yet. - [Stevie] You are wrong. - Shoutout to Elaina Stone! - And Darcme - Janine Woods. - Hold on. - Aaron the black dragon - Don't skip around. - Yeah that's a bad idea. - That's what I'm saying. Hold on why you, there's a list. - We have a list. As I was skipping around I was like, why am I skipping around? - Oh. - Let's do 3, 2, 1, unless you
want me to steal your answer. - No no no no, I think you're
gonna know it by the smell. I would have thought it was
what you said it was now. - Milky Way, you can say it. Say it! - But you just said and it was wrong. - Say Milky Way. Just say it. - Okay - I just wanna, I'm not saying guess it. - Snickers - It's not snickers, it's um, I still think it's Milky
Way, I think you were lying. - [Stevie] Both incorrect. - Now we gotta taste it. - We're really escalating this. - We gotta give a shoutout
to Tatiana Tanser. Wow! You should be a weather person. - Paul, mmm, Paul Bearer. Nick-heel, Nick-heeeel, Nickyle, Nickyle. - Oh! All right, I got it, Twix. - [Link] I forgot that I
should've been tasting this. Oh, Kit-Kat, one hundred percent. - Oh! Kit-Kat! - No, no, no, can't change your answer. - [Stevie] Yep. Yep,
yep, yep, it was Kit-Kat. Although I will say,
Link, I think you like mixed all of the candies
up for some reason. And we were all going
off of the order that we had written down. So this'll just be fun
for everyone (laughs). - You can figure out what they are. They all look different. I mean this one looks
nothing like the other ones. - [Stevie] We're doing it.
- Dave is good on this one. - Crumpled up Kit-Kat's good! - [Link Singing] ♪ Crumpled
up Kit-Kat's good ♪ - [Rhett] Nickeal - Alrighty, shout it out, and Josh Ousley! - What about Long Larry? Hold on, you can't just start eating it! - Oh, I forgot. - Okay so you're out. - I, I'm, No I'm-- - Until we get to that round. - Oh, okay, I know what it is. I'll tell you if you eat it, you immediately know what it is. - Jolly Ranchers, I get guesses
until I have to taste it. - All right, all right, that's fine. - Jolly Ranchers. - All right, that's right. - [Stevie] No, incorrect. - (laughs) The smell? - Well hold on, that's
not a Jolly Rancher? - Hold on, it smells like Jolly Ranchers. - This one's the Jolly Ranchers. - [Stevie] Nope. - Listen, I know you
got them out of order. - [Stevie] You can keep saying it. - Lifesavers! Lifesavers. - [Stevie] Nope. - Now I'm gonna taste it. - It's Jolly freaken Ranchers man. - It's Jolly Ranchers. - It's Jolly Ranchers. I'm sorry guys, we're moving on. - [Stevie] No. You guys
keep saying the same thing. - We're moving on! - [Stevie] Do you want a hint? - White, this white stuff. - [Stevie] Link! What the heck? - Sour Patch Kids? That can't not be Jolly Ranchers. - [Stevie] Okay so you have the sour part. - If that's Jolly Ranchers,
- [Stevie] If you think it's-- - Sour Jolly Ranchers! - [Stevie] No my gosh. What's a sour candy? - A Sour Patch Kid. - Laffy-Taffy? - Sour Mamas. Sour so much that you,
your face goes like this That's the name of it. - Shout out to Sebastian Horitos. - It's on the, - [Stevie] No. - What'd you say it was? - [Stevie] You know you suck on these candies and you're like
"ooh that was so sour!" - Warheads! - [Stevie] Yep. - Warheads! - Warheads! Shoutout to Steph Curry. - All right. Shoutout
to Link Spitz (coughs) Shoutout to Wally the
Wizard, Sarcass, Kinji, Annie Bell, Sloop-Scoop-MacGoo,
and Jeanette Jeffers. - All right, okay. We're gonna do a visual guess, cocaine. - [Link] I'm gonna guess Ajax. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - Oh, oh, oh ♪ O'Rileys ♪ - It's the things that
we said were horrible we said were the worst
candy ever, those wafers. - ♪ Necco Wafers ♪ - Necco Wafers! - I get the point.
- [Stevie] No. Why is there a Kit-Kat here? I know what this is. - That's a Necco Wafer,
it's the same thing. - [Stevie] You guys
keep, you keep, I don't, - It's the same thing
that a Necco Wafer is - [Stevie] I don't like saying no. - It's the same, Necco
Wafer is the same as it. - Okay, we're pronouncing
it wrong, Neeko Wafers! We know what they are, okay, moving on. - [Stevie] Link! - Here's another powder - No hold on - It's just a greenish of Necco Wafers. - Necco Wafers, what we're learning, Necco Wafers is also something else. - Laundry detergent! - Hold on what is it that's Necco Wafers? - [Stevie] I don't understand
what that question is. - I'm saying the ingredients - Dried up eye-crud! - The ingredients in this, shoutout to SophiaIsCool and Larry King, are the same that are in Necco Wafers. - When you get like a piece of - Necco Wafer? - Like when you get
like a shiny black piece of plastic and then you put it outside, and then the 90-degree
sun hits it for like three months in a row, and then it starts to turn white a little bit and then if you took a knife and you like scratch, scratch, scratch,
scratch, scratched that off into a bowl... that's my guess. - [Stevie] So there's not
like a, like a minty flavor or anything that you're tasting right now? - Mentos. - Mentos. - [Stevie] What, are you
tasting a minty flavor? - No. - [Stevie] No? - No. I think it - [Stevie] It just
literally tastes like chalk? (people laughing off camera) - You gonna snort it? - Stevie, we need to end this segment. Come on what is it? - [Stevie] My god, it's Lifesavers. - Lifesavers. - Oh! It's minty Lifesavers! - I chucked you one of those this morning. I had one of these in my pocket, - Hold on. - This morning and I took it
out and I had it in my hand. - They've been passing Necco Wafers off as Lifesavers all this time. - Shoutout to Jeannie
Woods, already said her. Harvey Peters, Shesty
Rackleford, Azealia Visente. - Hold on did you- Did
you skip CJ Williams, Hunter Spence, and Tall Tommy? - I think I might have! In order to get to Rufus R2D2, Jeannie Woods! - Go! Slow Down Papa Caesars! - Okay, I'm not gonna let
you Kelly-Anne Conway me. You little Squirtle, I'm the SeaKing. - Hold on, stop! All right, go to the next one. Captain Saltine. - All right, here we have. - You can't smell it yet, you do a visual. - Chalk. - [Rhett] All right, I get to look first. - I looked! I didn't have a guess. - [Rhett] Sweet-Tarts. - [Stevie] Yes! - Yay! Wow, I'm a genius! - You're not a genius. And finally
- Oh gosh - Finally we have - [Rhett] Let me look. - [Link] The other Sweet-Tarts. What is the? - Smarties. - What is, Smarties! - [Stevie] No. - Nerds. - [Stevie] No. - Geeks! - [Stevie] This one's
like, kind of a trick. - No smell, no smell. - [Stevie] I'll say. - Kind of a trick? - [Stevie] Yeah, not that
you guys need a trick. - Martha Nossbalm, Timmy
Hollywood, Lily Rose, Bird Thomas, will you
quit sticking your tongue? I don't even want to guess anymore. Pauly Ticks, heh, - Say it like you mean it. This is a friggin shoutout. - Yeah but that's one that
somebody put in there as a joke. - TuPac Shakur is alive,
if you're reading this, spread the word! - Jacob Michaels - And Tommy Foreskin! What is this?! - [Stevie] It's Pixy Stix. - Pixy Stix? - Oh! Pixy Stix! Slagdorf, Natalie Willcox,
Victory Screech Number 2, Barbara Wayden, Casper Valentine,
Bob Gin the Derp Knight, Wendy Martinez, Richard Powell,
Schmanual, Uncooked Noodles, Crackers G.D., Kenny the
Gorilla, Honky-Honk, Honk-Honk. - Honk-Honk - I'm sorry I called you a Honky. Sleeping Dragons, Max S. John O'Campo, Kira Yang, Sam Shane,
I'm slipping help me out! - Canon Gerber, Kelby, Aaron, John Johnson - I think it's Canon Gerber - Gerber? - You called her Gerber. - It's like gerbil. - Kelby, Aaron, John Johnson, Triple-J - So, that happened. Ellen, Goldskull, Blake
Baker, Bryce, HappySquid, OnionGuy, AwesomeLauren,
YoungBuckets, PenguinBoy. You know some baseball players have to have Tommy Foreskin surgery. - Quintin, Carrie Carstance, and - [Both] Penny Hardaway! - Nope and Lucy Bankron, - [Both] Schmanual, SlapBat,
Stephanie Cunningham, Tyson Congan, and Sloop-Scoop-MacGoop! - Thank you for being, - We work so hard for you. - There for us. Sniff that. - [Rhett] Look, feel, and
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