- Who makes the best fast food hot dog? - Let's talk about that. (upbeat music) Good Mythical Morning! - Here in America we love hot dogs. We have absolutely no idea what's in them, but you put a dog in my
hand I'm gonna eat it. - Mm-hmm, the only thing more American than getting a hot dog
at a fast food restaurant is getting six hot dogs from
six fast food restaurants. And also being blindfolded. It's time for which
greasy fast food meat tube is Worth the chew and which
taste like the backwash of award winning actor Tony Shaloub? - How would you even know
what that taste like? - We gonna find out, I don't know. We're tasting hot dogs from
six popular, here's six, that's how many fingers that is, fast foods spots--
- Oh my gosh. - And we're rating them
from one to 10 to determine the best one. Those six places are. - Five Guys. - Sonic Drive-In. - Dairy Queen. - Costco. - Wienerschnitzel. - And 7-Eleven. - Now, to keep things fair
we got plain beef hot dogs and we're using the
ketchup and the mustard from those respective locations. And if you think seven and 11 and Costco aren't fast food restaurants,
well, you're right. But they do serve food fast
so that's good enough for us. - Did you just say seven and 11? - Seven and 11. - Okay, this wouldn't
be a proper taste test without a little friendly competition, so whoever can guess the
most wieners correctly in terms of matching them to
their wiener establishment will receive a very own hot dog on a stick from former Hot Dog on a
Stick employee, Matt Carney. - Oh, let's eat some meat. (upbeat music) - As you can see, we can't. - Okay, every hot dog
is gonna be brought in on the patent pending Hot Dog Hot Tub. - Ooh, wish I could see that. Bring it in. (Link growling) Okay. Hmm. - This is gonna be tough. - Yeah, first we should rank
them on a scale of one to 10 how much we like it. - I mean, this is okay. I mean, I like hot dogs, but I don't particularly like that one. - You know what, I actually
really like this one. I think, I'm giving this one a seven and that's conservative. - What do you like about it? - I almost wanna give it an eight. The hot dog itself tastes, it tastes like it's got love in it. It tastes good, it's a good tasting dog. The bread, meh. - [Stevie] Wait, did you
say a seven and an eight? A seven, not an eight? - I almost gave it an eight,
but I'm giving it a seven. - [Stevie] Okay. - What are you giving it? - I'm giving it a four. I don't--
- Dang homie. - I'm not feeling the love in that one. - You're gonna find that hot
dog is better than you realize. - Okay, I-- - I think I know where it's from, too. - I've got a guess. - [Stevie] Okay, here
we go, three, two, one. - 7-Eleven.
- Five Guys. - You think it's from Five Guys? - Yeah, yeah.
- 7-Eleven. - I think I felt like it had
a little hamburger grease and that's what made it good. It's cooked in the same spot. - Well, you got a different
hot dog than I did. - [Both] Round two. - Bring it in. - Okay. It's been a while since
we been blindfolded. It feels good. - I mean, on this show, yes. - Hmm, this is a slightly
bigger dog than the last one. The last one was a thin dog. - This is better. - It's a thicker dog. Ooh, yeah it is better. My scale--
- Where are you gonna go? You're gonna have to break 10, man. That hot dog is way better. - This hot dog, wow,
it has a lot of flavor. - Exactly, unlike the first one. - I guess I like hot dogs
with not a lot of flavor. Almost too much flavor. Yeah, I'm just like-- - Too much flavor? - It almost tastes like ham. - I like it. And it's a beef hot dog. I feel really good about this one. - The aftertaste isn't good for me. I'm sorry, it's flavorful, but. - Okay, well I'm going to eight. I'm giving this one an eight. It's not a perfect hot
dog, but it's pretty good. - I'm gonna give it a five because though it does
have a lot of flavor, the flavor is kind of hammy. - It has a hammy flavor. - [Stevie] You ready? - Hold on. Yeah, I think I got an idea. - [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one. - Sonic!
- Wienerschnitzel . - What, really?
- Maybe. - I'm going, I think
Sonic 'cause it was big and they like to do things big. (upbeat music) - [Both] Round three. - We wanna remind you, check
out the Mythical Kitchen channel for all types
of culinary creations. Josh has posted a recipe for
chili dog upside down cake. - What?
- Yeah, check that out. - Okay, wiener my schnitzel. - Aye aye aye aye. Okay.
- Oh. That was a thick wiener. - That is, you thought
that last wiener was big, this is a big hot dog. - Oh, what are they trying to prove? You couldn't even choke on that wiener because it would get stuck
before it got into your throat. - Somebody's got a chip on their shoulder. They are trying to prove something. - 'Cause people choke on
hot dogs all the time, I mean, it's like the
number one way to die. - How would you, yeah, period. For everyone on Earth? - Number one cause of death
worldwide, choking on wieners. - How would you describe the taste? - I was so overwhelmed with the girth. - Right. - That I was unable to process the taste. But I do not want another bite
because I don't wanna die. - The skin was thin and
the hot dog was thick, but there wasn't a lot of... - Don't say the skin was thin, man. - You know some of them
have a thicker skin. - [Rhett] Yeah, like a pop. - I think I know where
this one's from, but, you know I did not like it. I don't like it that big. I gonna give it a four. - I was thrown off by the girth as well, but I appreciate the effort
so I'm gonna give it a five and I think I know the
place that would be willing to try this. - Yeah, me too. - [Stevie] Here we go, three, two, one. - Costco!
- Costco! You know Costco!
- Yeah! - Got those big wieners.
- We got it, we got it. Big ole wieners.
- Big ones! - Costco, big ole
warehouse, big ole wieners. - That big around, come and get a sample. (upbeat music) - [Both] Round four! - Okay. Listen, hopefully we got
a small one this time, my jaw needs a rest. - You know, my wife
she goes her whole life and she never eats a hot dog. - [Rhett] I heard about that. - She's never eaten a hot dog. - Oh oh. That's a tiny wiener. Oh, that taste awful. - The mustard and the ketchup
taste different on this one too because they're
using the mustard and ketchup from each restaurant on it. - The meat tastes like,
I know that hot dog meat is already the rejected
meat, but I feel like this is the rejected meat from other hot dogs that were made. You know what I'm saying? Like doubly rejected meat. - It's not a good taste. - Wow, that's not good. - One. - Two. - Giving it a one, you're giving it a two? Two is the lowest you
can go with a hot dog? - Yeah, I mean it's still a hot dog. Man, I don't wanna disrespect anybody. - So where do you think
that sucky dog is from, man? Who's got the suckinest dog out there? - I feel like I know who this is because of something
that they do specifically with their dogs, and I've seen them do it. Those rascals, yes I've seen 'em do it. - You've seen 'em do it? - Yup, seen 'em do it. - All right, I have a guess, I'm ready. - [Stevie] Three, two, one. - Dairy Queen.
- Seven and 11. - Nope, I think it's Dairy
Queen, they boil them suckers. - Oh! - They used to, I don't know,
don't get me in trouble. Don't use me Dairy! - 'Cause they had to get a special license to grill the burgers and
some of them didn't have that but they could always boil them. - They give you a boiled hot dog. That's what I remember as a child now. Things may be different, I'm
sorry, don't send me a bill. (upbeat music) - [Both] Round five! - Feed me! (Link mumbling) Okay. Oh my gosh. - That bun is so toasty. - That's a huge bun. That bun, this is a place
that expects a lot of toppings because their buns are huge. You just wanna nestle
a bunch of stuff on top of that hot dog. - But that's a nice profile. I mean, the flavor
profile of that hot dog. - Really good, yeah. - Is really subtle. - Yeah.
- Not too hammy. - That's what I'm saying, not too hammy. - There's not bad
aftertaste, it's like yeah, it's saying bring me the toppings. - But I agree that the hot dog itself is the best tasting hot dog. - And the bun was great,
the bun was great. - Yeah, I'm gonna give this
a, I'm gonna give it a nine. - I don't know if I can
go all the way to nine. - Where is this from? - I think I'm gonna go all
the way to nine with you. - Come--
- I'm going there. - Come to nineland! It's wonderful, we have hot
dogs that aren't too flavorful but are really good. - And I think I know the
place that would do this and the way that they did it. - [Stevie] Okay, three, two, one. - Five Guys!
- Sonic Drive-In! - I said Five Guys, you said Sonic? - I know, I was just louder. I thought that would make
me more right if I yell it. - Well, you might be right. - All right, can we remove the folds? - No we got another hot dog, man. - Oh man!
- You're not gonna get of this easy. - [Both] Round six! - It all comes down to this. - Last wiener. - What, what, what? What the heck, what, what. What is the bun? - Well, the bun is a piece of bread that is designed to put the wiener inside. - Oh my goodness, I think
this might be the best one. - The way that the bun
folded around the wiener and the wiener was big. - Mm-hmm, the form factor
was totally different than any other one that we've
eaten today, am I right? - The taste is not on par. The taste is good.
- The taste is really good, really good. - Seven. - I don't know. - I can't go all the way
to eight on this one. - I can, but I can't go to nine, so I give it an eight. - Okay. - Very good dog. - Where do they wrap
their wieners so tightly? - I actually think the
bun was the best tasting at this place. - How do they get the wiener to have such a close
relationship with the bun? Or maybe it was the bun that
had a close relationship with the wiener. - I'm trying to remember. - That is really the question of the day. - Let's see, what's the other place I haven't guessed? There's Sonic and then the other one? - Dairy Queen? - Yeah, oh dang. - [Stevie] I know this is
hard, but I'm gonna have to give you a three, two, one. - Uh okay, I've got a guess,
I don't feel great about it. - [Stevie] Three, two, one. - Sonic.
- Wienerschnitzel . - Okay, can we de. - [Stevie] Yeah, you can
remove your blindfolds. - Oh man, back in the real world. I can't see. - [Stevie] Link. - Have I done something? - [Stevie] You have one point. (Rhett clapping) - Dang man, how many does Rhett have? - [Stevie] Rhett, you
have one point as well. - This is tough, man! - We suck so bad! - Is it the same one? - [Stevie] Yes, it's the
same one, it's Costco. You guys celebrated it. - All right, we got that. Yeah, big warehouse, big dog. I remember that earlier. - Yeah. - [Stevie] The biggest surprise though, is that your number one
dog, overwhelmingly, is from 7-Eleven. - Yes!
- Yeah, right, really? - [Rhett] They know what they're doing. - I'm sorry, 7-Eleven,
I ripped y'all a new one I'm thinking that you had the worst. - [Stevie] But here's-- - Didn't I do that? - I don't know. - [Stevie] Better news, I don't
know if that was good news, but I'm gonna say that
Matt Carney can come give you guys both a hot dog on a stick. - Oh wow!
- Oh man, look at that. Actual former employee. - Hot dog on a stick for you
two from me, Matt Carney. - Who gets the stick? - You have to break it like a wishbone. - This is how you talked
when you worked there? - One hot dog on a stick. - He's so charming. - Whose idea was it for you
to get back in your getup which apparently you kept? It was your idea. I think it was his idea. - I love it, does Hot Dog on a Stick give you their slippery, they're slippery, they gotta
say something then they don't. - You grab them and it
just pops out the end. - Okay, we'll break down these hot dogs in Good Mythical More as well. Thanks for subscribing
and clicking that bell. - You know what time it is. - Hello, my name's Christian
from Waterford, New York. And it's time to spin
the Wheel of Mythicality. - How many takes do you think that took? - Well, hope he didn't hurt himself. - I don't think he did. - In previous takes. Click the top link to
watch us try iconic dishes from LA's famous Pink's Hot Dogs! - And to find out where
the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. - Pop this in the freezer
for about 10 minutes. Is it convincing that we
have a freezer down here? - [Man] As long as I can
see from the top down. - Oh dang. (laughs)
So they definitely filmed this episode before the fanfiction one
Link abandoning the hot dogs and aimlessly wandering behind the desk in More was flipping hysterical! Also, I had no idea he could play the guitar, so *swoon* (even though it was pretty basic, it looked like he was doing it right, which is way more than I could ever do LOL)
Is anyone else sensing that Trevor (GMMore) shares in common with Link a dislike of tomatoes?
Wich hot dog is the top dog?
Missed opportunity to open up the episode by saying “Who has the best wiener? Let’s talk about that.”
This season and last have been so much fun. They’re back to having a pure blast with GMM. It makes me very happy.
Really wish they had gone with the footlong from Sonic just for the laughs.
wish sheetz was up here
I actually like Costco better than HN. It has good spices. That big dog is $1.50 and includes a soda.