REACT WITH CHAT: DIAPERS ARE CONVENIENT

now speaking of babies speaking of babies I haven't seen this one so we're gonna see it together right now my name is Riley I'm 25 years old I live outside of Buffalo New York and I'm addicted to being an adult baby whenever I come home I always slip into one of my cute little outfits and it helps me wash away all the stress of the big tough world who says Spock who said Spock Spock looks way cuter in a onesie than their then Riley does uh I thought that was like a pool of drool right there I thought that reflection was spit Riley has turned her bedroom into a nursery she sleeps in her crib every night this [ __ ] cop this cop narrator man they couldn't got an English person for this they had to get the [ __ ] police chase guy Riley sleeps in her bedroom in the baby clothes all by herself Riley possesses all kinds of baby paraphernalia which she stuffs in a drawer welcome to the kink Files alright alright let's do the math we got a calculator if we take the number 24 hours in a day right and we minus 8 for sleep that's 16 hours left so if you - that if you subtract 12 from the 16 available hours that leaves you with 4 regular hours get a damn job hole of someone say get a job or you could dress like a baby for 12 hours and Chile said become a twitch streamer hold up guys I'm gonna go get my pacifier I'll be right back what if I just came back and had one oh here I got my pacifier hold on ok we just 50 shades of gray gamer edition put this on and sign the contract I started wearing diapers when I was about 13 and then that kind of gradually turned into fascination about pacifiers and onesies and baby or diaper accessories how do you starve I got a question how do you start at 13 how do you start at 13 Powell you don't have a job you don't make your own money do you just wake up in seventh grade and you were like [ __ ] 9th grade you got a mom I know I'm in high school but I'm thinking about doing a little throwback to give me a set of Pampers real quick when I was younger I felt shame I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to have a normal life doing this yeah that's fair at least you're a little bit self-aware oh hell naw who is this enabling ass culprit right here who are you Riley's friend James is one of the few people who knows of her strange behavior vsauce vsauce i first found out about Riley's addiction maybe about three or so years after we became friends it was a little surprised you don't run into too many adults that like to dress like babies I'm not gonna lie this the look in Riley's eyes right here this [ __ ] is empty what happened to you what happened to you Brister Riley is also transgender she was born a male but always felt awkward and out of place I very much believe that I'm a girl it just feels so comfortable and it's just so right for me Wow a bottle sleeper this is gender totally makes sense the baby [ __ ] I don't get this dude I don't get this like this makes me think something like seriously has to go wrong think you want to trust like a baby you know I'm saying Riley is so engrossed in her addiction she spends nearly $400 a month on accessories like diapers baby powder and bottles hey you know what yeah imma flip it imma flip it you know what this is babies are too expensive for Millennials so you know what we're doing we're just we're just becoming our own baby just satisfy the need you know I'm sayin cuz baby is expensive as [ __ ] that's what that should tell you right there I know you wanted to have a baby this year but I'm 32 still working at Starbucks so I was thinking you could dress up as the baby you don't know saying babe that would be tight and then it could be like I could you could call me daddy and like a not not that way you don't sayin it's just I'm baby no [ __ ] oui baby oui baby wetting my diapers is just something that kind of comes naturally with wearing diapers no it doesn't grow because babies piss because they can't control it you know I'm saying babies and old people can't control it they can't control it the rest of us we can control it okay we put waste we're supposed to go the feeling of release and the feeling of comfort of a warm wet diapers it's really something that is very special to me hey wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I'm a cosine one part of this fellas look listen to me you've had a wet dream before okay hear me out hear me out hear me out hear me out it's convenient I'm just saying it's convenient to release okay all right and just oh damn I'll get it when I wake up that's nice that's nice that's nice please never defend the feeling of waking up to a wet dream again and baby Riley hasn't been able to find a long-term relationship cuz you [ __ ] herself ain't nobody want someone is she too entrenched in the baby lifestyle will her addiction stop her from living a full life or will the cartel finally come and do what they've been planning to do for the last 10 years move hella weight through baby adults I do wet my diapers but I don't do anything else in them I never have to use public restrooms which is you know something that is very lovely because public restrooms are horrible kind of facts though that's what I'm saying okay I'm just saying [ __ ] y'all I get some diaper I'm gonna [ __ ] these right here and show you really the lifestyle that you could have if you would just stop playing and see what's out there open up your mind i'ma do to these right here Candice has been one of Riley's closest friends for over seven years but because Candice lives in another town she has no idea Riley is living most of her life as a baby [Music] yeah now I got a go I have something to talk to you about okay I'm just gonna give it a minute and I'll come out and talk to you about that all right okay cool I love that laugh right there that's the that's the oh god white woman laugh right there okay oh dear Jesus okay yeah no I'll be right here Candice yeah wait wait Candice is like Riley in a diaper [Music] clean me Candice clean we can just wipe my little booty Candace [Laughter] [Music] so what I wanted to tell you was that I Brooke Brooke Brooke Luther face Luther phase right there the the sheer terror I'm addicted to being a baby and wearing diapers she's looking at a ghost is my wonderful little room it's my nursery [Music] surprise this is really awesome I kind of built it from scratch dude this is the white dude holy smokes right here holy smokes Candace I just want to show you my diapers change my diaper change my diaper daddy give it to me what the baby powder on I never got a chance to be a little girl you know I mean I grew up little boy him and so it's nice to be able to create new memories okay all right you know what you know what I get that okay I get that but still you [ __ ] on yourself and that's not I don't feel like what I'm doing is wrong or dirty or weird there's no reason for me to stop so I should I nice it's this by definition dirty because it's not clean you peeing in your pants poop that's dirty you know what imma Sato Reilly buy dress lipstick all that go through the motions be you without the poopoo cuz the poopoo part is let it go I would like to kind of get some background information because the only way we can really understand ourselves is to have a context I got bullied a lot when I was in eighth grade I was thrown down stairs by just a bully and I broke both my wrists at that point and oh this is heavy [ __ ] right here boys and girls we gonna we laughed and now we will cry together how did that affect you how did you feel about yourself you just see what is that question even necessary man it's a question even necessary man come on dude oh you got your ass beat up how did that make you feel huh just felt kind of like you know a little worthless I don't necessarily feel I do this because I had all these negative things around you a little bit on feeling like this aspect isn't very strongly related to your experience the therapist said nah fam that's doodoo that's Dookie it's not possible for someone to make her change it's her coping skill so trying to tell her that she just has to stop she'll just drive it underground you know I watched this video and it doesn't feel like the other one we watched where it's like the goofy like is this a kink or you just trying not to work yeah I'm saying this mmm feels like there's more to it so in that respect I must say I understand but I still don't get the pupu part and i'ma still hold on to that I don't get the IRA and I don't get the dressing like a baby part and drinking from a bottle that part I don't get but you know I'm not I'm not a psychotherapist out here [Music]

Channel: Noel Miller Live

Views: 1,606,697

Rating: 4.9747372 out of 5

Keywords: satire, funny, comedy, reaction, live, stream, tmg, twitch, noel miller

Id: C8eChLDfNkg

Length: 13min 54sec (834 seconds)

Published: Thu May 16 2019