Begging on Twitch

it doesn't really matter how much money you make or how much money you have that's really the thing because I'm not asking you for a large financial contribution if it costs $20 to sub $20 is quite a bit of money $20 is quite a bit quite a bit is she from Canada probably she has given the paleness I'm gonna say yes you can get a full meal for $20 and the difference of $20 and I love how this starts honestly like a motivational speech I'm gonna let I know right I'm just gonna let this play yeah let's run it back just to get the full statement but people are hard sitting here thinking right now like okay this is gonna help me write the next few minutes are gonna be insightful for me and I'm gonna take something away from this video right yeah how're you think it's right $20 is you can get a full meal for $20 and the difference of $20 and eating a meal is in that $20 like that's where it is but a sub is $4 at maxim's what did she say the difference between eating of me yeah [Laughter] it's with the classic [ __ ] or economics she just she said it so like sure idli yeah that's like some pyramid scheme [ __ ] right there no cuz you put the money in and then it goes in and then it comes back out and the difference is sitting in between right right imagine you're eating a meal at Tim Hortons right $20 $20 can quite a bit of money yeah I can buy you for full meals at Tim Hortons imagine you didn't eat one of those meals so you're sitting into more than with three meals okay that meal that you're not eating that's where the money that's where the difference lies okay huh yeah I'm stuff I don't even need to get her original statement what the [ __ ] was that although I'm gonna listen really closely because we all know math is hard for me $20 like that's where it is and the difference of $20 and eating a meal is in that $20 like that's where it is what does it mean tell me I think what she's saying is the difference between $20 and eating a meal is that's it right there it's it's $20 it's in the $20 right there but what but that's the weirdest backwards way of saying $20 can buy you a meal that's so funny that was the weirdest way of saying yeah $20 is $20 the difference between not eating a meal and eating a meal is having the $20 that's the difference welcome to economics with Jay Alvarez all right welcome to how currency works yeah a sub is $5 at maximum in whatever your currency is it's maybe ten dollars and it doesn't matter how broke you are if you have time to watch twitch you have you have ten dollars truly if you that's an hey bet there's another little macroeconomic ya down there Twitter users a watched which equals ten dollars in the wallet yeah guaranteed every time mm-hmm every time every [ __ ] time yeah don't if you watch twitch you have ten dollars you definitely have ten dollars no and I love how she follows it up watch ten dollars truly if you don't have ten dollars you probably don't have time to watch twitch because you should be working you should be trying to earn money it's not a ton it's not like a ton of money oh my god I hate this dig oh man Oh like okay first of all white go ahead I was going to say should we just let her finish before we go in sure yeah sure sure sure actually maybe cuz we're done we're gonna forget everything we're gonna say so go ahead I was just gonna say twitch is free that's yes it's ad-supported right yes sums and everything is an extra layer that's the user that's the audience's choice yes if you stream on Twitch you're agreeing that you're doing it for free free at least I mean they give you a cut of the ad revenue as as YouTube but that's not a guarantee you can make zero money you could make whatever but if you're doing it for free the hope is you make money from people contributing the water you channel develop some a show or segments that are entertaining and people see the value in your strengths did you see X [ __ ] this dude xqc I was crying he like responded this clip it's it's like he's like first of all xq cease voice and speech cadence is so funny I'm not gonna try to copy it because it's so he's like Swedish something isn't yeah but he's like it someone asked him about this he says zero brain opinion man 0 IQ opinion man zero just like stars all really calm he just starts building up into yelling by the end of it you stream [ __ ] sucks subscribe to it cuz your stream [ __ ] sucks makeup better straight in the clip just cuts off right there it's true man what do you think all this [ __ ] freshman college girl dorm decorations are the lights in the back and [ __ ] like that you know maybe you should shame them into it maybe that yeah I'm not gonna I'm not gonna shade her set just yet but why I'm gonna hold off on oh wait till we get all the way through it okay also the thing I really wanted to say it was oh you don't you don't like that you don't get paid talked to every [ __ ] creative person ever every standup every artist every one has ever tried to entertain people talk to them for the first five [ __ ] years of their career [ __ ] money they made goddamn talk to the people that are sitting in coffee beans in the [ __ ] valley yeah writing writing day after day writing yeah for free all you got to do is sit in front of a [ __ ] camera I'm not saying streaming is easy by any means I'm not saying that at all but but there's a difference between having to sit and and I don't know at least write [ __ ] down on a page bro for free the I think I mean like the barrier to entry you've already bridged it you have good internet you definitely have a great computer right you have all the gear to [ __ ] do this [ __ ] and you you have what a lot of people wish they had and you pull up just sitting on accounts being like give me your money do something come on man come on anyway so being like I'm broke I can't afford to sub it that doesn't really track what you mean to say I'm so condescending I hate it dude that doesn't really track those hands those like Italian hands that she's doing right now that is that is oh oh someone's doing that [ __ ] to you and just talking down at you with the Italian hands [ __ ] off saying that doesn't that doesn't track that there's really a practice a that doesn't add up oh I just reminds me of everybody like really track what are you saying it's like every middle manager at a start-up [ __ ] mid 30s middle manager who can't keep a boyfriend because she's [ __ ] crazy doesn't really track Cody you need to tuck in your shirt okay you being overweight doesn't really track okay cuz you get your belt or you get your belt around your waist and there's probably room for a shirt so it has to go in your pants okay oh my god I can't support the entertain oh god let's let's let's hear this let's get this is the this is a hook line sinker right here money I can't looking or to sub it that doesn't really track what you mean to say is I'm so irresponsible with my money I can't support the entertainment that I oh enjoy what you mean to say is I'm so irresponsible with my money I can't support the entertainment that I oh enjoy oh my god she really thought she really thought she hit him with the whammy right there yeah it's simple it's a simple it's simple economics people yeah it's simple alright twitch equals you have $10 if you don't give to me so what's her name invader v invader V minus $10 equals no entertainment for you fine fine I'll just go to the other [ __ ] million good job don't shame me I know putting money into this mo n what about the my [ __ ] what about this not being entertainment well how about that yeah I'm not a nerd I mean I am pretty entertained right now actually this is entertainment I would I would sub to her just to just to make sure she keeps shame her viewers so we can keep making fun of her yeah this is like this is just like the fin Dom [ __ ] the financial domination stuff you're a broke little [ __ ] yes I am yes I am yeah give me your money you're a bad little boy aren't you I am I'm a bad boy I love your chav you don't even have twenty dollars for a meal I don't I don't you're so right but I want to give it to you I love the chats Tonks after she said all that another guy what are the sub benefits just genuinely serious sell me hey invader V I'm pretty close to investing just wondering if you could walk me through the benefits wait wait I didn't see the second half of this clip what's the second half I'm unemployed basically all my money goes to bills and food or I would support you chicken yeah it's five dollars it's really like you're never you're not gonna you're no one's gonna convince me that what I'm saying is so rude or so unacceptable or so outrageous it just simply isn't it's just it's five dollars it doesn't I don't get it but the argument works both ways if it's just five bucks then don't beg for it yeah both ways why do you [ __ ] eat it so desperately why didn't like how do you not see this contradiction it's unfathomable to me that she doesn't [ __ ] understand that she's doing the same [ __ ] you're sitting there shaming people for not giving you five dollars it's just five bucks yeah yeah it's just five dollars you're right it is just five dollars damn dude you

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Length: 12min 53sec (773 seconds)

Published: Fri May 01 2020